The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Black-Dragon96]

today i robbed two 24/7 stores and i had no cops come after me (wtf?).

Freemode event going on.

[mute!]

being accused of being a modder after smoking everyone with a Akuma in a non contact motorcycle stunt race. Kept trying to explain to everyone before I was kicked out that doing tricks in the air will give you a boost. No one believed me.. Now I probably have 7 complains attached to my username.

[ciel]

When a good session gets ruined

 

Edited March 8, 2017 by XXI

[No Use For A Name]

There's nothing more annoying than having to wait 30-40 minutes to do one VIP job because a fellow crewmate is inconsiderate and hogs all the time by rotating PP and Exec Search.

[CrysisAverted]

shut down grow house

receive two calls from LJT in rapid succession

holy f*ck theres no action to throw this virtual phone at the wall

[CrysisAverted]

try joining stunt race

"NULL"

erry time

[Happy Hunter]

God, the wait for the military vehicles is going to be f*cking agonizing if it's not in spring (as opposed to being pushed to summer). Guess I've already waited this long, but still ... I just want new armed vehicles to play with and see free mode mixed up by. Want confirmation of what I'm after too, and just to know that they're not going to mess it up either.

 

Oh, and buff the Savage already. It's going to be that guy's birthday soon - celebrate by at least allowing it to cope with a handful of snowballs.

[CrysisAverted]

if it's not in spring

 

It's R*, you can bet on Spring of 2018

Edited March 8, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[GIRR]

YOU'RE BACK. Baby boy has come back home

[Happy Hunter]

 

if it's not in spring

 

It's R*, you can bet on Spring of 2018

 

Guess I'll just have to stay tuned ...

 

Oh well, at least it's a DLC that really has my interest (from how they described it anyway).

[hugh750]

when will r* ever fix their servers?

today i got error messages while i tried to logon to gtao i tried a couple of times, i ended up going into single player then invite only and from there to a public lobby.

and i had a friend of mine join me but we kept getting disconnected from each other and r* even once splitted the lobby and i had to reinvite my friend back into the session i was in.

[hugh750]

God, the wait for the military vehicles is going to be f*cking agonizing if it's not in spring (as opposed to being pushed to summer). Guess I've already waited this long, but still ... I just want new armed vehicles to play with and see free mode mixed up by. Want confirmation of what I'm after too, and just to know that they're not going to mess it up either.

 

Oh, and buff the Savage already. It's going to be that guy's birthday soon - celebrate by at least allowing it to cope with a handful of snowballs.

they also need to fix the homing missiles on aircrafts in gtao tonight i used my savage on mc business supply run and i tried to take out a target and it wouldn't lock onto anything (and it was set to homing missiles).

Edited March 8, 2017 by hugh750

[Xiled]

The car lighting on fire when you either get disconnected from other players or when they join and leave is a troll move by R* Imagine if you were doing ceo crates and they magically "got destroyed" because someone left the game. Not our fault your game struggles to keep players in the same lobby. Bad enough that buzzards can spawn kill you because your stealing a car by yourself or when the game spawns 8 sultans on the way to your vehicle warehouse. They can't fix the cargobob randomely dropping things after like 10 d*mn updates now, but they can make special script to make the car light on fire when disconnects happen. Anything to make money harder to make I guess. Feels like everything in game is designed specifically to annoy you. Like npc drivers driving across 3 lanes of traffic to hit you, or respawning and magically getting cops, or having to use like 4 sticky bombs to destroy the lost vans in one of the ceo missions, or the super armor on the vehicles in headhunter which can take 3-4 rockets from a buzzard when our armored cars get destroyed after getting hit by 2 of them. Everytime I go up against the npc's if feels like you have like 10% of the health and firepower that they have.

[Rafae]

The car lighting on fire when you either get disconnected from other players or when they join and leave is a troll move by R* Imagine if you were doing ceo crates and they magically "got destroyed" because someone left the game. Not our fault your game struggles to keep players in the same lobby. Bad enough that buzzards can spawn kill you because your stealing a car by yourself or when the game spawns 8 sultans on the way to your vehicle warehouse. They can't fix the cargobob randomely dropping things after like 10 d*mn updates now, but they can make special script to make the car light on fire when disconnects happen. Anything to make money harder to make I guess. Feels like everything in game is designed specifically to annoy you. Like npc drivers driving across 3 lanes of traffic to hit you, or respawning and magically getting cops, or having to use like 4 sticky bombs to destroy the lost vans in one of the ceo missions, or the super armor on the vehicles in headhunter which can take 3-4 rockets from a buzzard when our armored cars get destroyed after getting hit by 2 of them. Everytime I go up against the npc's if feels like you have like 10% of the health and firepower that they have.

 

Damn, that was a lot of bitchin' and moanin'. Must feel good getting all that off your chest.

[CrysisAverted]

Go to office to have assistant spawn my bike for the time trial

Exit Maze Bank office

visible confirmation I am walking out of Maze Bank

it turns out it was just a mirage and I actually walked out of the wall on the other side of the road

have to run to other side of the road to grab bike, kinda nervous cuz passive dude can unpassive and drill me

eat sh*t and have to make another trip to grab my bike

 

goddammit.

Edited March 8, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[Xiled]

 

The car lighting on fire when you either get disconnected from other players or when they join and leave is a troll move by R* Imagine if you were doing ceo crates and they magically "got destroyed" because someone left the game. Not our fault your game struggles to keep players in the same lobby. Bad enough that buzzards can spawn kill you because your stealing a car by yourself or when the game spawns 8 sultans on the way to your vehicle warehouse. They can't fix the cargobob randomely dropping things after like 10 d*mn updates now, but they can make special script to make the car light on fire when disconnects happen. Anything to make money harder to make I guess. Feels like everything in game is designed specifically to annoy you. Like npc drivers driving across 3 lanes of traffic to hit you, or respawning and magically getting cops, or having to use like 4 sticky bombs to destroy the lost vans in one of the ceo missions, or the super armor on the vehicles in headhunter which can take 3-4 rockets from a buzzard when our armored cars get destroyed after getting hit by 2 of them. Everytime I go up against the npc's if feels like you have like 10% of the health and firepower that they have.

 

Damn, that was a lot of bitchin' and moanin'. Must feel good getting all that off your chest.

All of the above are things that happen in the game. Disconnects are a very common problem especially in a 3 and a half year old game, its not right. Cargobob still drops thing randomly when it was never an issue on oldgen. Still an issue like when the faction goes over curbs and flies up into the air. These are things that need to be fixed before they "fix" extremely minor issues like don't cross the line getting 17 "fixes" in the cunning stunts update. Or that new issue I am having where when sometimes I join a stunt race from the pink markers, I get teleported to where the job starts under the ground or inside a building unable to move while it says its loading. Had to restart several times. Hope I don't get reported by the player that was near me for being in a "wall breach" that the game spawned me in instead of the correct job. Invest some of that $4 Billion into the game and fix the game breaking bugs and glitches before fixing a snake minigame in your office on your tv.

All of the above are things that happen in the game. Disconnects are a very common problem especially in the 3 and a half year old game, its not right and needs to be fixed. Cargobob still drops thing randomly when it was never an issue on oldgen. Still an issue like when the faction goes over curbs and flies up into the air. These are things that need to be fixed before they "fix" extremely minor issues like don't cross the line getting 17 "fixes" in the cunning stunts update. Or that new issue I am having where when sometimes I join a stunt race from the pink markers, I get teleported to where the job starts under the ground or inside a building unable to move while it says its loading. Had to restart several times. Hope I don't get reported by the player that was near me for being in a "wall breach" that the game spawned me in instead of the correct job. Invest some of that $4 Billion into the game and fix the game breaking bugs and glitches before fixing a snake minigame in your office on your tv.

Edited March 8, 2017 by Xiled

[Kushology]

tmw my ISP decides it's a good idea to do a maintenance just as I'm about to do Executive Search in a hostile lobby.. F*ckin' sh*t.

[Dacelo]

I've been playing this game for years and I still don't get why Online performs so much worse than SP does. I can get a high framerate (for my outdated PC) on max settings, around 40-60, but if I go Online with average settings I'm struggling to maintain 40, sometimes dropping down to 30. SP has more stuff going on, more objects, more pedestrians and cars, so what the hell?

[CrysisAverted]

Join stunt race lobby

Host is good guy and has non-contact on

Have been losing races often today thanks to dirty racers

Literally can't stop winning, every game I win, I'm a winner.

Bathing in cash and compliments from players pointing out I'm constantly making gestures at them at the end of races.

Have made a little over $220k in just a short while

Another victory but this one is different

the game gets stuck and I bid farewell to my decent racing lobby

 

the dnf players keep changing positions constantly, nothing besides that is happening, can hear some players commenting on the situation and eventually leave after some of the other players do

 

Edited March 9, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[Madhorse]

try joining stunt race

"NULL"

erry time

Same thing happening to me.

[Nacho Z]

It's a truck with an 8-inch lift, yet a half buried tire does this:

 

 

 

To tell you the truth I found this one more funny than anything else but yea, NPCs *grumble* *grumble*

 

Pretty annoying aren't they, must be manufactured by the same people who make the volleyball nets.

[Action_Andy]

I'm in an invite only lobby as my assistant calls me. There is an offer I might find interesting. Of course it is, it's the first special item for me since freaking december!! I set the spawn point to my office and switch to a public session, run to the computer and ...

 

... it's gone

 

Very funny, Rockstar! Really! Assholes!

[Guest]

f*ck Stunt Races.

[Arrows to Athens]

Why can't we still use matte crew colours? Why can't we still add two crew colours on a single car at the same time? My brain...

[No Homing]

I'm in an invite only lobby as my assistant calls me. There is an offer I might find interesting. Of course it is, it's the first special item for me since freaking december!! I set the spawn point to my office and switch to a public session, run to the computer and ...

 

... it's gone

 

Very funny, Rockstar! Really! Assholes!

 

It's the same with raids. Your warehouses and businesses can get raided in an invite only session but you can't do sell/buy/steal missions....

[⁣V⁣]

I've been playing this game for years and I still don't get why Online performs so much worse than SP does. I can get a high framerate (for my outdated PC) on max settings, around 40-60, but if I go Online with average settings I'm struggling to maintain 40, sometimes dropping down to 30. SP has more stuff going on, more objects, more pedestrians and cars, so what the hell?

The problem is the Internet Connection, the Anti-cheat system and the new DLCs. Cause whenever I "lag out" and go into a solo session the framerate goes back to normal.

Whenever I'm having fps drops I alt + tab to Task Manager to check the usage.

The CPU usage is almost always at 99% and it doesn't represent that big of an issue if I set GTA5.exe on high priority.

But when the Disk usage jumps to 100% then sh*t hits the fan. I need a f*cking SSD for this.

 

And btw, I've seen mods in some of your screenshots, like weapon modifications and such. If you're having disk problems be sure to defrag the disk or just the modified .rpf(s) with OpenIV (Shift + Ctrl + R).

[DB-14]

 

try joining stunt race

"NULL"

erry time

Same thing happening to me.

 

 

Still better than Green Machine...

[Action_Andy]

It has now been 654 levels since I unlocked anything.

 

654 levels since you unlocked the Shotaro? Do you ever sleep or something?

[No Homing]

 

It has now been 654 levels since I unlocked anything.

 

654 levels since you unlocked the Shotaro? Do you ever sleep or something?

 

 

He means the last unlock by level. So I guess 120 or 135.

[Action_Andy]

 

 

It has now been 654 levels since I unlocked anything.

 

654 levels since you unlocked the Shotaro? Do you ever sleep or something?

 

 

He means the last unlock by level. So I guess 120 or 135.

 

 

Yeah, I know. I tried to be funny here. Well, "tried" is the correct term, i guess ...