The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Black Terminator]

Speaking of sidesteppers..

 

 

The state of that. Look where his player marker is.

That kind of sh*t is ridiculous. That shouldn't happen in a gun battle. Another thing that is bullsh*t in this game. Sorry that this happened to you.

[Gridl0k]

After, he sent me 'gg'

 

To be fair I did this to him earlier;

 

 

That's why I suspect a lag switch, he was fine here.

Edited March 7, 2017 by Gridl0k

[ThaBirdCoot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypUxiRObeko

 

Happens more and more lately

[Pedinhuh]

 

All you folks complaining about the marksman dance need to look at this:

Happens in Battlefield 1 too, but not nearly as much or to such an extent. Still going to complain about the BST addict's equivalent of the heel-toe polka, though.

The great thing about the BST is:

-Its cheap.

-If you can use it too.

-it spawns close to you even if you call Brucie.

 

If your enemy is using it, why can't you use it too?

[Dacelo]

Every time somebody requests some new weapons - "That's just _____ reskinned"/"How would it be any different from any other gun?" "No, instead they should add (X gimmick weapon)

 

I get that firearms are a niche subject and don't have a lot of common knowledge surrounding them, but it would be very nice if people would stop using these arguments, because the exact same ones can be made for the majority of the stuff that gets added to the game.

 

Plus it's not like we're being inundated with new weapons - there was a total of FIVE GUNS added last year. And of those five, three of them were added with Bikers! They don't take much time to add, since there is less licencing issues surrounding them than cars, so they're most likely p*ss easy to add and aren't taking away much manpower from adding other stuff.

[Neo 2708]

FFS, just spent an hour talking to xbox support as i couldn't sign in on xbone. After having to delete all profiles off the box, doing a factory reset and confirming all security details on microsoft website account, i'm told they are doing updates and it is causing issues with logging in, have a nice day. Thanks a bunch, now i have a box i cant log into and no GTA until they get their sh*t together........ Not what i wanted on my day off.

[No Homing]

So apparently you can now throw a mine/sticky on your own car... while DRIVING your OWN f*cking car. Dafuq?

I almost got myself killed during Hunt the Beast.

[DB-14]

So apparently you can now throw a mine/sticky on your own car... while DRIVING your OWN f*cking car. Dafuq?

I almost got myself killed during Hunt the Beast.

 

Did that the other day in my FMJ. Cost me $20,000 in insurance

[Rockstar_Fanboy]

 

 

My cat loves to tug on my charging cable for my controller and in doing so caused it to drop on the hardwood floor. Now my right analog sticks to the left so when sniping if I want to aim right I have to go 180 degrees to the left first...

 

I'd grab another one but already shelled out 64 bucks I should have saved for rent for Wildlands instead

 

Still reking fools tho!

The PS4 controller is so horribly designed and weak it's insane.

On my third in a year and a half...god damn cheap trash.

 

 

I could not agree more. These are made cheaply so they are throw aways and we keep sinking more money into it. Pisses me off. Cheapest I have found are at Costco and Amazon for about $47. Sony should be ashamed of themselves.

 

P.S. I have bought kits to "fix" them but this is no easy task. One I kinda fixed the L2 trigger the other I could do nothing with.

[Gridl0k]

Buy a good 3rd party one, more expensive but only once.

[Wtfdontlickme]

I hate how we can't mix and match all the outfits in the game, like why not. I'd like to have race suit shoes with the tron top.

[DB-14]

In the Pacific Standard job, the bit where you get to the top of the cliff and have to jump off... onto the ledge below and die.

[⁣V⁣]

In the Pacific Standard job, the bit where you get to the top of the cliff and have to jump off... onto the ledge below and die.

I have some moments where the parachute doesn't load when jumping, and spamming A to open.

It doesn't bother me too much in freemode because I can respawn 100m from it but it f*cking pisses me off during heists and other missions like for ex. Prison Break - Station.

The easiest way to get to the Casco is to climb on the crane and parachute directly near it.

If the parachute doesn't load I die.

If I die we have to restart.

If we have to restart I still don't have a parachute.

Have to stop by Ammu-nation to buy one.

Edited March 7, 2017 by --V--

[askinnywhitedildo]

Doing a race and the stupid f*ck host has it standard, catchup "slow down first place", slipstream "magic nitro for everyone else", and destroy last place every 30 seconds. Entire race I'm in front, than at one of the corners when it was just 2 of us the f*cking c*nt spins me out and passed me than I blow up while he is in his stupid F*cking nero custom. F*ck those stupid fugly truffade garbage. I hated the adder now I hate the nero. From now on anyone near me in a race with that abomination of a car with its moon sized spoiler is getting spun out. Anything for that double money I guess. I hope they get a network error everytime they attempt joining a race.

 

Also I'm tired of joinging stunt races from the stupid pink markers in freemode because it keeps spawning me inside of buildings or under the map with no way to move except restarting the application. Put me in the race I clicked on to join ffs. Stupid broken game. Too bad the soon to be released update probably will not fix any of the issues. Maybe they will fix don't cross the line 17 more times in the patch notes like they did in the cunning stunts update. Because don't cross the f*cking line is a more important issue to fix than any of the game breaking bugs and glitches.

I'm not a huge fan of the Nero now either. It's turned into a Zentorno 2.0 for me.

 

Everyone out there is like "Well, it's the best car to race with". No it's not. The RE7B can still kill it even with it's flaws.

[TheFroggmann]

It's a truck with an 8-inch lift, yet a half buried tire does this:

 

 

 

To tell you the truth I found this one more funny than anything else but yea, NPCs *grumble* *grumble*

 

[AmyStone]

Why the hell can't rockstar fix the problem with LTS where if someone joins then the weapons get messed up? I'm sick of playing rockets v insurgents only for someone to join and one of the teams getting pistols. Would it really be that hard to fix? It's been like that for at least 2 years.

[KreatiivFox]

Stunt race lobby hosts are the f*cking worst.

LET ME USE MY PERSONAL VEHICLES IN STUNT RACES, YA c*ntBAG!

[Nyamber]

Stunt race lobby hosts are the f*cking worst.

LET ME USE MY PERSONAL VEHICLES IN STUNT RACES, YA c*ntBAG!

God, that is the worst.

 

Git gud and get your own car, stop forcing me to use stock ones.

[afriendlyreddot]

Buy a good 3rd party one, more expensive but only once.

Any brands in particular you can recommend? I've checked amazon but the ambiguity of the reviews for third party xbox controllers left me more frustrated than before I began searching -__-

[nm69]

So apparently you can now throw a mine/sticky on your own car... while DRIVING your OWN f*cking car. Dafuq?

I almost got myself killed during Hunt the Beast.

Noticed this a long long time ago when doing the Pac Stan Van setup. Some idiots would sit next to my decoy black van that I'm driving and try to throw sticky bombs onto chasing AI cars. Occasionally someone would end up sticking a sticky onto our van and in the process killing us all.

[nm69]

Why the hell can't rockstar fix the problem with LTS where if someone joins then the weapons get messed up? I'm sick of playing rockets v insurgents only for someone to join and one of the teams getting pistols. Would it really be that hard to fix? It's been like that for at least 2 years.

I got to play Rockets vs Insurgents this past week and when either of our teams got the pistols instead of rpg we were creative enough to still manage to win against the insurgents.

In the process I also found out that its easy to get headshot kills with pistols on enemies in Insurgents. If you kill one insurgent driver when he lands on the container you're shooting from, you can pretty much win the game if 4 of you sit in that Insurgent and get down and do driveby on other Insurgent driving players. sh*t was funny when I saw the opposition do just that to my team who for some reason were still trying to jump on top of the container so they can grab some pistols to defend themselves from being shot by 4 opponents driving around in Insurgents

[4ward]

9999 bullets and only 20 rockets/nades okay

Edited March 7, 2017 by 4ward

[Kushology]

 

 

tmw I have 3 because I just wanted them. Only thing that's wrong with one, which is original controller that came with the system is, L3 doesn't stay pressed(ie. If I run, it doesn't last long). Bought my PS4 in 2014..

 

wth do you guys do with your controllers?

[afriendlyreddot]

 

 

 

tmw I have 3 because I just wanted them. Only thing that's wrong with one, which is original controller that came with the system is, L3 doesn't stay pressed(ie. If I run, it doesn't last long). Bought my PS4 in 2014..

 

wth do you guys do with your controllers?

 

I'm on XBOX and I always thought those beefy behemoths were supposed to be durable af, but one tumble on account of my curious kitty and it's game over man!

[Rafae]

 

 

 

tmw I have 3 because I just wanted them. Only thing that's wrong with one, which is original controller that came with the system is, L3 doesn't stay pressed(ie. If I run, it doesn't last long). Bought my PS4 in 2014..

 

wth do you guys do with your controllers?

 

 

Not even what I do with them, it's just the way that they're built. My first controller's R2 button got too damaged like a year after I got it and I couldn't drive cars properly or even shoot right. Bought a new one and now this one's left analog stick is kind of wearing out on the left side... cars don't turn left properly unless I really make an effort to turn all the way left. This second controller is in better shape than the first but it's still annoying trying to race sometimes or just driving cars in general. Shooting and everything else is fine.

[Madhorse]

What is this sh*t?

 

Just played a playlist consisting 16 races and didn't receive any money from it when I got back in freemode. I saw the payouts after each race.

 

Also couldn't deposit my 400k because the game said I didn't have any money.

 

What a big load of BS.

 

Even restarting my console didn't do any good.

[MeatSafeMurderer]

A rarity for me...I've been playing quite a bit of online. I was enjoying it, seeing my crate business grow and then I went into a public session to spice things up...

 

Why the ever-loving f*@k are rival CEOs instructed to destroy my cargo...rather than stealing it for themselves? Who the hell made that decision?

[⁣V⁣]

Okay, forget everything I said about the AI.

10/10.

[hugh750]

Okay, forget everything I said about the AI.

10/10.

today i robbed two 24/7 stores and i had no cops come after me (wtf?).

[Arrows to Athens]

Stupid armoured Ruiner 2000. Can you even buy it?