The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[The Wandering Hunter]

I wish this was in freemode without having to glitch. It's a fully modeled, detailed, awesome ship, and it's only used twice? Why?

 

It has laser and cargobob spawns on it for christ sake. They clearly intended for it to have more use. Why would they change their mind?

 

I'd love to fight the guards on this outside of a heist, without having to worry about dumb teammates dying.

 

that thing should patrol round the map and deploy air strikes against anyone who equips a homing launcher, marksman or enters a kabooma

[Happy Hunter]

^Yeah, maybe it could jam everyone's homing launchers or something lol.

 

That helicopter looks like such a beast by the way.

[Pedinhuh]

 

I wish this was in freemode without having to glitch. It's a fully modeled, detailed, awesome ship, and it's only used twice? Why?

 

It has laser and cargobob spawns on it for christ sake. They clearly intended for it to have more use. Why would they change their mind?

 

I'd love to fight the guards on this outside of a heist, without having to worry about dumb teammates dying.

 

that thing should patrol round the map and deploy air strikes against anyone who equips a homing launcher, marksman or enters a kabooma

Not a problem if they also go after jets, tanks and armed helicopters.

 

#equality

[hugh750]

^^^ the only problem with the savage is it's paper thin armor, if you get hit by anything you're going down.

[TheFroggmann]

Wish the image hosting sites would just f*cking work. Everything else is, but these are being really slow and not working properly.

 

A major Amazon outage broke a lot of the internet today. Things are starting to go back to normal. It's just going to take a little bit of time.

[DarkFlame588]

So, with the Roosevelt discount, I decide to buy a new one since my current had a Crew emblem stuck to it. I don't really use it and the couple times I saw it, it was fine. Request it from my Assistant today to move it to my office garage, since I sold my old one now for its full amount. What do you know when I step over to it it has a goddamn motherf*cking dicksucking crew emblem on it.

[Fireboy769]

I swear there are like 3 things I don't get in missions:

 

1.) So why is the enemy ai sending at least a whole bunch of cars, helicopters and boats after a car you stole when they can clearly afford another one of the car you stole. Also why is it that they just basically shoot up the car they're trying to steal back and when they kill you, they don't even attempt to get it back (game balance aside), instead driving away into the sunset, acting more like unnecessary obstacles.

 

2.) A rocket can't blow up a Duke O Death in one shot. But a Sticky blows it to Kingdom Come. What?

 

3.) Appadently when you're trying to transport a Wastelander, Enemy Cars will spawn and hit you with pinpoint accuracy (Don't even get me started on WHY the hell ARE they attacking it in the first place when it's clear there's no personal gain to it), but as soon as you exit the Wastelander, their accuracy's about as good a guy trying to score a bullseye in darts while dizzy , blindfolded and one hand tied behind his back. And I was standing still.

[TankGirl]

So, with the Roosevelt discount, I decide to buy a new one since my current had a Crew emblem stuck to it. I don't really use it and the couple times I saw it, it was fine. Request it from my Assistant today to move it to my office garage, since I sold my old one now for its full amount. What do you know when I step over to it it has a goddamn motherf*cking dicksucking crew emblem on it.

Isn't there an option to remove the crew emblem buy going to LSC and clicking on crew emblem again? I could have sworn I did this with a bike I had my emblem on and I did this and it removed it.

 

I also bought your Roosevelt during the sale and I am really enjoying it. Did you get the original or the Valor?

[DarkFlame588]

I have both. Bought the original Roosevelt when it first came out.

 

And I've tried practically everything I can find but just can't seem to remove it from that and my Sandking permanently.

[Mach1bud]

I have both. Bought the original Roosevelt when it first came out.

 

And I've tried practically everything I can find but just can't seem to remove it from that and my Sandking permanently.

 

Kind of extreme, but you can leave the crew or change the crew emblem to transparent.

[DarkFlame588]

Yeah, just tried another trick, and if it don't stick then that's what I'll have to do. Sucks, but the emblem just really ruins my Albany showcase, and the Silver & Gold theme of my Rossies.

[Picklez]

 

For f*cks sake, they have a sale on the RE-7B and I bought one for full price a couple of days ago.

They have sales on different sh*t all the time. If you're that desperate for a discount then wait.

 

I have plenty of cash atm (over 30 mil), it's just the timing of it that get's me. lol

[nm69]

Serious question. If you put your yacht defenses ON when you're far away from your yacht on land, is the yacht capable of shooting down any troll jets that flies near it even if I'm not onboard the yacht?

[Professional Amateur]

Serious question. If you put your yacht defenses ON when you're far away from your yacht on land, is the yacht capable of shooting down any troll jets that flies near it even if I'm not onboard the yacht?

Yacht defences only activate if someone is on the yacht when you turn them on. The defences automatically turn off when you have a wanted level or (in some cases, more often than not) enter an aircraft.

[zoso80]

You have to give it to the Japanese. Their car modification cultures can be completely unique. Anime Lambos. Wow. What's next Bōsōzoku Lambos?

 

To them it's art and expression. To me, it's definitely over the top.

 

I'll roll with this anyday. Clean, nice and lean.

 

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Wanna slap all of them. Never knew people REALLY had a taste THAT bad.

 

 

Edited March 1, 2017 by zoso80

[Gridl0k]

It's a 'dekotora' car, almost. In any event you can't judge Japanese stuff by our standards *cough* tentacle pr0n

[whywontyoulisten]

I wish this (carrier) was in freemode without having to glitch. It's a fully modeled, detailed, awesome ship, and it's only used twice? Why?

 

It has laser and cargobob spawns on it for christ sake. They clearly intended for it to have more use. Why would they change their mind?

 

I'd love to fight the guards on this outside of a heist, without having to worry about dumb teammates dying.

I'm guessing they patched the adversary mode glitch that brought it into freeroam.

[ALifeOfMisery]

With the 2x on races, I'm back with dealing with the bullsh*t that comes with races.

 

You've got catch up. Which I don't even have to explain why I hate it. The cocksucker that decided to put this in the game needs to be castrated.

 

Assholes that hit you in their sh*tty f*cking Zentornos with dollar rims and white walls.

 

And dumbass broke scrubs who turn custom vehicles off because they don't own a decent Super.

Tell me about it. Did 5 races last night and just thought f*ck it, its not worth even double money to deal with these catch up, slip stream, pit maneuver scrubs.

 

I don't even care about winning, I've never been that good of a racer, 10k+ for a top 3 finish is alright. But when I got rammed off track by a f*cking Vacca that would never have caught me without catch up I gave up.

[Nyamber]

 

I wish this (carrier) was in freemode without having to glitch. It's a fully modeled, detailed, awesome ship, and it's only used twice? Why?

 

It has laser and cargobob spawns on it for christ sake. They clearly intended for it to have more use. Why would they change their mind?

 

I'd love to fight the guards on this outside of a heist, without having to worry about dumb teammates dying.

I'm guessing they patched the adversary mode glitch that brought it into freeroam.

 

Nope. Just did it yesterday.. But you shouldn't have too.

[zoso80]

Correct.

 

It's like judging donks in ours. It's a cultural thing for those within a specific subculture.

 

I look at the Japanese car cultures and even Donks as opportunties to understand subcultures I am not a part of more.

 

 

It's a 'dekotora' car, almost. In any event you can't judge Japanese stuff by our standards *cough* tentacle pr0n

Edited March 1, 2017 by zoso80

[No Homing]

I just bet on myself, I won, and lost the bet.

 

Mkay

[Picklez]

So there's a jump that the Omnis can't make in the new In the City stunt course. Are you f*cking kidding me? A stunt car cannot get through one of the stunt races? This was a non-stock Omnis with catch-up turned off btw. Tried it several times and the Omnis just barely undershot the landing every time.

 

I know it's common knowledge here by now, but Rockstar doesn't playtest the sh*t they make anymore. To them playtesting is "well the update didn't blow up the console/PC upon downloading it so that's good enough for us".

 

At least maybe now the Omnis might get the buff it needs. A speed buff and preferably a tad better downforce stat.

Edited March 1, 2017 by Picklez

[Solid Scorpion]

When you finish 1st in a motorcycle race and as the win screen pops up you get a power cut

[_PANiC_]

^^^ the only problem with the savage is it's paper thin armor, if you get hit by anything you're going down.

If someone looks at you sternly you will go down in that thing #buffthesavagearmour

[whywontyoulisten]

So there's a jump that the Omnis can't make in the new In the City stunt course. Are you f*cking kidding me? A stunt car cannot get through one of the stunt races? This was a non-stock Omnis with catch-up turned off btw. Tried it several times and the Omnis just barely undershot the landing every time.

 

I know it's common knowledge here by now, but Rockstar doesn't playtest the sh*t they make anymore. To them playtesting is "well the update didn't blow up the console/PC upon downloading it so that's good enough for us".

 

At least maybe now the Omnis might get the buff it needs. A speed buff and preferably a tad better downforce stat.

It's a rally car...it's never going to perform well on a track against things like the Jester and Massacro. What next, complaining that the Bagger can't make the jumps in motorcycle races? Use a little common sense and pick a more suitable vehicle.

[Nyamber]

 

So there's a jump that the Omnis can't make in the new In the City stunt course. Are you f*cking kidding me? A stunt car cannot get through one of the stunt races? This was a non-stock Omnis with catch-up turned off btw. Tried it several times and the Omnis just barely undershot the landing every time.

 

I know it's common knowledge here by now, but Rockstar doesn't playtest the sh*t they make anymore. To them playtesting is "well the update didn't blow up the console/PC upon downloading it so that's good enough for us".

 

At least maybe now the Omnis might get the buff it needs. A speed buff and preferably a tad better downforce stat.

It's a rally car...it's never going to perform well on a track against things like the Jester and Massacro. What next, complaining that the Bagger can't make the jumps in motorcycle races? Use a little common sense and pick a more suitable vehicle.

 

If the car can't complete the course, it shouldn't be be able to be chosen. That's common sense.

[Fennimoe]

 

 

 

So there's a jump that the Omnis can't make in the new In the City stunt course. Are you f*cking kidding me? A stunt car cannot get through one of the stunt races? This was a non-stock Omnis with catch-up turned off btw. Tried it several times and the Omnis just barely undershot the landing every time.

 

I know it's common knowledge here by now, but Rockstar doesn't playtest the sh*t they make anymore. To them playtesting is "well the update didn't blow up the console/PC upon downloading it so that's good enough for us".

 

At least maybe now the Omnis might get the buff it needs. A speed buff and preferably a tad better downforce stat.

It's a rally car...it's never going to perform well on a track against things like the Jester and Massacro. What next, complaining that the Bagger can't make the jumps in motorcycle races? Use a little common sense and pick a more suitable vehicle.

 

If the car can't complete the course, it shouldn't be be able to be chosen. That's common sense.

 

 

Have you tried doing flips while hitting the jump? Apparently, flipping in stunt races makes you travel farther

[No Use For A Name]

Wanna slap all of them. Never knew people REALLY had a taste THAT bad.

 

 

B+M: I keep having issues with joining friends from the interaction menu. It'll usually throw me into a session with friend(s), but occasionally it will put me in a job they're joining. Everyone immediately leaves, leaving me as host, then the game freezes and I have to manually close the app.

[DB-142]

On several occasions I've been in the Pacific Standard heist when other players have decided to quit during the motorbike escape section... it's the easy part and so close to the end!

 

So you have to go back to the start, no money, big waste of time.

[Forza Harrd]

The dilema of kicking people out of sessions when doing business sell missions. I read so often here about people who get annoyed when they are kicked straight out of a freemode lobby. My friends and I wouldn't kick people but the last few days have changed that for sure. We have done five sell missions and in three of them poeple joined after the sell missions started and immediately came out in either a hydra or buzzard costing us hundreds of thousands of GTA$. I'm now of the belief that it is safer to kick people if you see them going into a helicopter or jet because it isn't worth the hours of gameplay we put in just to have our products destroyed. Also two of those players had their PSN message settings set so they couldn't receive messages, I couldn't even ask what compels these players to ruin other peoples days in this manner.

 

Omigosh, it ruined your day?