The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Cobhthaigh]

Stop calling me, Malc. Stop worrying about my clubhouse. Stop worrying about my clubhouse laptop. Go away.

Edited February 18, 2017 by Cobhthaigh

[autofanatic]

Stop calling me, Malc. Stop worrying about my clubhouse. Stop worrying about my clubhouse laptop. Go away.

Yes, this damn dude has always been worrying about me for refusing to use that piece of crap in my MC. He just couldn't stop calling me even when I was doing the time trial alone.

[Picklez]

^{Buy 3 crates, get the mission where I have to destroy the boats. Easy.}

 

^{​Halfway into getting the first crate to my warehouse, one of the other 2 crates get's destroyed. I was in a session all by myself. The only thing near that crate was another crate, just bobbing up and down in the water. The game itself just f*cking ATE one of my crates because f*ck me for trying to make money I guess. What a load of horsesh*t. I paid for 3 crates but only got 2 because of C*'s sh*tty programming.}

Edited February 18, 2017 by Picklez

[Captain_Fluffy]

Not really a bitch and moan but those random explosions that have been happening since the I/E update (i think, that's when I started noticing it) where just out of control today. I'd be going out to my helipad and it was literally "BOOOM....BOOOM.......BOOOM" It sounded like heavy weapon tryhards going psycotic, yet all by myself in the lobby. Even has I raced along the highway through Paleto bay in my Buzzard, I saw an explosion at the base of the cop shop (hadn't fired a missile). Had only ever heard one explosion per session but today, it was like an all out heavy artillery bombardment.

 

A real bitch and moan I guess, is spawning gang cars in Davis? to start a collection in my garage, inadvertently running over a gang member, getting shot to peices and as I respawn, what do I see racing past in terror away from my clutches? A Peyote...could not get another one to spawn after that -_-

[Sky_Light12]

When you think a thread is going to be good and has lots of input when it's only 3 or 4 over opinionated, internet warriors, unable to accept another's differing opinion.

 

Person 1: I like the jet and its design. It works for me.

 

Person 2: I hate the jet and if you don't, you're stupid, a troll and a griefer who doesn't know sh*t about this game.

 

Great debate material, right?...No.

 

Technically, person 2 is just an angry tool who can't accept anything other than their own narrow minded, simplistic, view point.

you forgot one

 

Person 3 : i hate the kuramas and if you like it , you are a pussy , you have no skillz and you proably live in ur mum basement

here's my list consisting of " ending weakly " for that kind of player ( namely competitives ) :

 

they're stubborn , they take skillz as serious business , they complain too much , they always call you out for no skillz even if you DO beaten them fairly and worst of all , one of them left the building this evening without watching his back before getting mowed with combat MG

 

 

[DarkFlame588]

The mating call of the 12 year old. "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello, Is anybody on?"

[No Use For A Name]

The mating call of the 12 year old. "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello, Is anybody on?"

Then when no one responds, they crank it up 800 decibels

 

"HELLO?! HELLO?! HELLO?! HELLO, IS ANYBODY ON??"

[Classique]

The mating call of the 12 year old. "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello, Is anybody on?"

 

Mating call of a Jet Griefer:

 

"I'M BETTER THEN U, U GOT NOFHING THAT CAN KIL ME, U CANT TOUCH MA LEEGIT 4.69K/D BOI, EAT SH*T AND GET SPAWNKILED U N00B"

 

 

 

Fact: Males seem to get more aggressive when they don't get sexually pleasured, due to the high increase in hormones.

I kinda feel bad for them now...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That might explain why I'm so calm around people...

 

Edited February 18, 2017 by Classique

[Happy Hunter]

Is it just me, or do people seem to get infinitely more retarded when they try to gang up on other people?

 

 

[Classique]

Is it just me, or do people seem to get infinitely more retarded when they try to gang up on other people?

 

 

 

 

They do, especially when they're session griefers. I'm seriously wondering how their life is going since they wanna destroy everything and anyone...

Edited February 18, 2017 by Classique

[Pedinhuh]

Is it just me, or do people seem to get infinitely more retarded when they try to gang up on other people?

 

It drives their aggression up, and makes them take more risk and think less, because they think they can get away from harm since they are in a advantage.

[Joemoetoe]

Overwatch killed this game for me. No new locations or hair shiiitt

[Voit Turyv]

Fact: Males seem to get more aggressive when they don't get sexually pleasured, due to the high increase in hormones.

I kinda feel bad for them now...

 

 

That might explain why I'm so calm around people...

 

Plot twist: you're female.

 

 

I don't have a B&M to let out, since I'm out of B&M material because I was banned. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Black Terminator]

Saving Failed once again, every single day. I swear, I have had it up to here!!

[askinnywhitedildo]

I decided to crate it out today, since there's a extra 25% on it. And, I was doing Headhunter a lot too.

 

There's some serious cockholes in this game. I got the crates job where it just drops 3 and you gotta go pick them up one by one. There's like 4 guys in the lobby and none of them are even around. But of course as soon as my crates drop, and I leave with one to my warehouse, a little scrub pops up. Wtf gratification do you get by just blowing my crates up and driving away? I could understand proxying one and trolling me, at least you're trying to be funny when you do that. Then another little dick just pulls up behind me and stickies a whole van I'm driving later on. And I'm just too high to deal with all this. I don't even feel like getting revenge. It's like, I just wanna work, f*ck off. Now I'm just going to get another dropzone mission, because my crates keep getting blown up every time, so that makes the mission reset itself. This assholes even try to f*ck my Headhunter up too.

 

Doing cars is better. I never thought I'd say that, but it's true. I've made like $8mill off them since I started a while back and it's been pretty easy compared to this. I guess I'm glad I started doing it, even though I talked a lot of sh*t on it

[Happy Hunter]

I wish they hadn't nerfed the Heavy Sniper. Got a clean hit on this jet pilot - think I hit him right in the head - and he survives thanks to the sniper being nerfed and weedy.

 

 

#buffthesniper

 

#buff,notnerf

[No Homing]

On my way to the Moving Target.

Suddenly

Event Over. Not enough players in session.

23 players in the session

K then

 

#MakeFreemodeEventsGreatAgain

[Dellers]

There's a 25% bonus on crates. Usually 4/10 missions have been the 3 pickup ones. After 50 missions this week 4/6 have consistently been those, 1/6 simple van missions and 1/6 missions where you have to find the right van. I just spent 2h 20m doing only 12 missions, which means I've only been able to do 5 missions an hour. Average time filling up a warehouse has gone up more than 25%. As if the autoaim enemies introduced in December weren't making CEO stuff slower already. Shark card logic strikes again.

Edited February 19, 2017 by Dellers

[ALifeOfMisery]

There's a 25% bonus on crates. Usually 4/10 missions have been the 3 pickup ones. After 50 missions this week 4/6 have consistently been those, 1/6 simple van missions and 1/6 missions where you have to find the right van. I just spent 2h 20m doing only 12 missions, which means I've only been able to do 5 missions an hour. Average time filling up a warehouse has gone up more than 25%. As if the autoaim enemies introduced in December weren't making CEO stuff slower already. Shark card logic strikes again.

Kinda glad it's not just me. Not touched crates in ages, got burned out. Came back because of this event, I've filled and sold 2 large warehouses and given up again. The amount of 3 separate crate missions has definitely increased. Seemed to take much longer than it use to.

[No Homing]

 

There's a 25% bonus on crates. Usually 4/10 missions have been the 3 pickup ones. After 50 missions this week 4/6 have consistently been those, 1/6 simple van missions and 1/6 missions where you have to find the right van. I just spent 2h 20m doing only 12 missions, which means I've only been able to do 5 missions an hour. Average time filling up a warehouse has gone up more than 25%. As if the autoaim enemies introduced in December weren't making CEO stuff slower already. Shark card logic strikes again.

Kinda glad it's not just me. Not touched crates in ages, got burned out. Came back because of this event, I've filled and sold 2 large warehouses and given up again. The amount of 3 separate crate missions has definitely increased. Seemed to take much longer than it use to.

 

 

God forbid you make too much money in a crime game! R* will do anything to ensure you make less money, it's pathetic.

 

I'm at the struggle of filling 3 large warehouses, I started at 33 crates in all of them and am at 75 now. I haven't done it in several months and it's boring me to death now.

I still want that gold trophy, so I'm hoping for a special kind of glitch to be discovered soon... hmmm.... yeah....

[Zader]

I came in here because I wanted to whine about the assistant still calling me about special cargo offers and buying an office garage, but there's a car alarm going off outside right now and it's really pissing the hell out of me.

[Forza Harrd]

 

 

There's a 25% bonus on crates. Usually 4/10 missions have been the 3 pickup ones. After 50 missions this week 4/6 have consistently been those, 1/6 simple van missions and 1/6 missions where you have to find the right van. I just spent 2h 20m doing only 12 missions, which means I've only been able to do 5 missions an hour. Average time filling up a warehouse has gone up more than 25%. As if the autoaim enemies introduced in December weren't making CEO stuff slower already. Shark card logic strikes again.

Kinda glad it's not just me. Not touched crates in ages, got burned out. Came back because of this event, I've filled and sold 2 large warehouses and given up again. The amount of 3 separate crate missions has definitely increased. Seemed to take much longer than it use to.

 

 

God forbid you make too much money in a crime game! R* will do anything to ensure you make less money, it's pathetic.

 

I'm at the struggle of filling 3 large warehouses, I started at 33 crates in all of them and am at 75 now. I haven't done it in several months and it's boring me to death now.

I still want that gold trophy, so I'm hoping for a special kind of glitch to be discovered soon... hmmm.... yeah....

 

 

Ikr! I was sitting on a stockpile of duped lowriders because LSC discounts lowered their sell value, so they began a discount at Benny's that lowered their value even more! How am I supposed to make any money?

[HailHydra]

Guys... Lispyjimmy has just reached 2 million subscribers.

 

WHAT. THE. F*CK

 

Just how retarded can a community be? I used to strongly disagree when someone said that gta community is one of the worst gaming community. But i might agree now. Especially when a guy like him can stay untouched from the other good gta youtubers. Good youtubers like broughy is trying to survive and slowly climbing the ladder. But bullsh*t like lispyjimmy, mrbossftw, shuffle gamer and other sh*t will always be at the top. This game just keep generating uncreative, insulting and cancer to the overall youtube community.

 

You know, I remembered when I Hate Everything, a youtuber that criticise movies and games in a good way, got suspended because according to youtube, "it's not good when you upload the same thing over and over again", which is by this logic lispy jimmy would have his account demolished by youtube. but it's not. wtf.

 

 

[Forza Harrd]

Broughy puts out great info and works hard on his videos, but his voice and speaking style will put you to sleep. He has a way of repeating important points, using different words, like the listener is an idiot and needs everything explained. 27 times. Yes, we know, the Shotaro isn't worth the extra money if all you do is time trials on street race tracks. We understand. Oh wait, he's gonna say it again isn't he? Yup, he's saying it again.

 

I'm not familiar with lispyjimmy but are his videos fun? Does he speak in a monotone?

[Skycam]

Moving crates solo and it's a three individual crate pickup. *moans*

[WildBrick142]

>Sold a T20 for $99,752 out of a possible $100,000.
>"Saving failed - unable to connect to the cheap-ass Rockstar game services."

No thanks, Rockstar. I'm not going to get screwed out of 100k. Not after I had to accept a death while sourcing the T20 because of the retardation that is the auto-vault and stupidly overpowered cop AI.

[HailHydra]

Broughy puts out great info and works hard on his videos, but his voice and speaking style will put you to sleep. He has a way of repeating important points, using different words, like the listener is an idiot and needs everything explained. 27 times. Yes, we know, the Shotaro isn't worth the extra money if all you do is time trials on street race tracks. We understand. Oh wait, he's gonna say it again isn't he? Yup, he's saying it again.

 

I'm not familiar with lispyjimmy but are his videos fun? Does he speak in a monotone?

Are you new to gta community? i guess not, because you joined this forum on late 2015, but lispyjimmy is a clickbaiting scumbag that puts no effort in his videos. Yet he is still watched by many of braindead kid that you might have encountered while playing online. Try to watch his video without shaking your damn head and you win this forum.

[DC4B18]

I would probably use the Savage more often if it was always $1500 from the CEO office.

 

The normal $3000 fee is complete bullsh*t and I will never pay that much to request it. Even the $1500 is pushing it.

 

Meanwhile the Buzzard is only $250. Smh

Edited February 19, 2017 by gtaoplayer

[Mach1bud]

I would probably use the Savage more often if it was always $1500 from the CEO office.

 

The normal $3000 fee is complete bullsh*t and I will never pay that much to request it. Even the $1500 is pushing it.

 

Meanwhile the Buzzard is only $250. Smh

Imo all the vehicles should be $250 or free. It's stupid that we have to pay a sh*t load of money to get the vehicles we already own to spawn on top of the building that we own.

[TKDSnovelist]

 

I would probably use the Savage more often if it was always $1500 from the CEO office.

 

The normal $3000 fee is complete bullsh*t and I will never pay that much to request it. Even the $1500 is pushing it.

 

Meanwhile the Buzzard is only $250. Smh

Imo all the vehicles should be $250 or free. It's stupid that we have to pay a sh*t load of money to get the vehicles we already own to spawn on top of the building that we own.

 

 

Meanwhile, let me get ten Hydras a day, delivered to an airfield of my choice.