The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Professional Amateur]

I meant military styled jets.

Technically the Miljet is an air force aircraft too, for transporting the top brass of Fort Zancudo in comfort. Unless you just meant the two fighters and the training/aerobatics team jet.

[nm69]

Rich get richer. Seems like all the recent updates for making money after twists require a large startup cost so only rich players can actually do them. Guessing this is so they can just sell more shark cards. I get it but I kind of sucks if you don't have millions in your bank to play with

Its not hard to make money in Online.

Finish all the missions and make enough money to buy a base apartment with the heist room. Start doing all heists and finish Pac Stan. Then repeat Pac Stan for a week as many times as possible per day and you should have enough money to buy office and warehouse to start your own business. And its easy to recover your costs with the imp/exp business when you couple it with the Biker's coke business.

I make 420k per coke business and I can make equal amount of money from selling high end cars in the same period. Supplying the coke factory is free but takes 5 mins soloing it.

 

I meant military styled jets.

Technically the Miljet is an air force aircraft too, for transporting the top brass of Fort Zancudo in comfort. Unless you just meant the two fighters and the training/aerobatics team jet.

 

yes, fighter jet themed models. Not passenger.

[ciel]

f*cking wow just f*cking wow.

 

 

>deliver supplies and exit warehouse

>that very warehouse gets raided seconds later and cops spawn kill me.

[Handsome Jack]

f*cking Faction flips from touching a street curb causing the prostitute to freak out when are they gonna fix that sh*t?

[A Maned Wolf]

Well, this is cool:

[TheFroggmann]

Well, this is cool:

 

 

Reminds me of this:

 

[Rafae]

Yeah ok wow f*ck this.

 

Just had my meth lab raided RIGHT AFTER I was forced to destroy half my supplies cause the f*cking security truck got into an awkward position.

 

Get the message I got raided, instantly call for a Savage. Go there, hop in and attempt to fly to the meth lab but nope who do I see right below me with a f*cking homing launcher? The only random in the lobby I thought was friendly but nope, blew me out the damn sky.

 

Ok cool, call for another Savage and head to the meth lab to kill everyone and in short work, I do. One enemy left and it seems to be this f*cking chopper all the way near Vinewood. Make my way there and gee f*ckity whizz what do I see? The chopper icon just idling there like a f*cking statue. Chopper doesn't spawn properly, glitched out of the game I don't f*cking know but apparently that's the only enemy left and I can't even seem to kill it.

 

Now at this point I'm pretty much f*cked and have only two options, both of which result in my product all disappearing.

 

1. Let the timer run out and die a slow painful death inside my heart OR

 

2. Switch sessions.

 

I switched sessions.

 

f*ck you Rockstar. I'm ever touching MC Work again, not even with a ten feet pole.

 

Edited February 17, 2017 by Rafaesheikh

[DC4B18]

$250,000 to change the name of our organization is too much.. even for Batman.

[Foxwolfe]

f*cking Faction flips from touching a street curb causing the prostitute to freak out when are they gonna fix that sh*t?

 

That sh*t irritates me to no end, each time I think "ya know what screw it I'm taking it out" and then the smallest curb sends me flipping awkwardly through the air.

 

Such a joke.

[Dacelo]

Well, this is cool:

[A Maned Wolf]

Some more coolness:

[Irish45455]

In the clouds for ages, hear a constant "REEEEEEEE REE REEEEEEEE!" the whole time. Finally load into session and someone is driving a cop car with a pig mask on ree-ing into the mic whenever someone says something. PM the person and get a reply, "I like pretending I'm an autistic, retarded pig!" I think that's enough GTA for tonight...

Edited February 17, 2017 by Irish45455

[Cobhthaigh]

In the clouds for ages, hear a constant "REEEEEEEE REE REEEEEEEE!" the whole time. Finally load into session and someone is driving a cop car with a pig mask on ree-ing into the mic whenever someone says something. PM the person and get a reply, "I like pretending I'm an autistic, retarded pig!" I think that's enough GTA for tonight...

I guess in his case there's no need for him to pretend...

[A Maned Wolf]

Will the coolness ever end?

[A Maned Wolf]

I guess not....

[Happy Hunter]

Imagine if in some alternate dimension, Rockstar never made the homing launcher. Mallards and Buzzards all around, just like the old days.

 

Someone needs to hurry up and unlock the secrets of space and time so I can pay a dimension like that a visit.

[Black-Dragon96]

 

 

How is stuff like that possible?

[HailHydra]

 

 

Lol people still do Heists?

 

$750,000 is still pretty desirable for 20 minutes work...

 

Impossible, Signal setup takes about 15 minutes to complete with a real good crew, because of the long drive, sail or flight, and then another drive, sail or flight.

I'm eager to know how you can complete all the other setups + the Heist finale in 5 minutes.

You can repeat the finale. 750k per 20 minutes is much much better than grinding boring vehicle cargo.

[whywontyoulisten]

Well, this is cool:

That's nothing compared to what Tails and I caused the other day.

 

 

[TheHolyNZF]

 

 

 

Lol people still do Heists?

$750,000 is still pretty desirable for 20 minutes work...

Impossible, Signal setup takes about 15 minutes to complete with a real good crew, because of the long drive, sail or flight, and then another drive, sail or flight.

I'm eager to know how you can complete all the other setups + the Heist finale in 5 minutes.

You can repeat the finale. 750k per 20 minutes is much much better than grinding boring vehicle cargo.

 

 

To be honest. you can ask for hacked money too...

[-KM-]

 

 

 

 

Lol people still do Heists?

$750,000 is still pretty desirable for 20 minutes work...

Impossible, Signal setup takes about 15 minutes to complete with a real good crew, because of the long drive, sail or flight, and then another drive, sail or flight.

I'm eager to know how you can complete all the other setups + the Heist finale in 5 minutes.

You can repeat the finale. 750k per 20 minutes is much much better than grinding boring vehicle cargo.

 

 

To be honest. you can ask for hacked money too...

 

...and get banned. Well, most likely anyway.

Edited February 17, 2017 by -KM-

[D.J.TUNING]

I'm totally pissed off by damn noobs and hackers When I was customizing my Penumbra in LSC someone teleported me and few people to airport and gave money I switched sessions ASAP but still got extra 100 000 ;/ Dunno what now:/

I wrote to Rockstar about situation and shown prove. Hope that nothing bad happens to my account x.x

 

Seriously that was stupid I grinded and saved legal 3 784 764 bucks but now must wait for R* reply and can't play GTAO as I don't wanna risk ban or wiping my GTAO profile to 0

 

 

 

EDIT.

Got reply that "To keep the gameplay environment as fair as possible for legitimate players, we routinely do sweeps to ban cheaters and to reverse any illegitimate transactions. An example of this can be found in this support article: https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/230632668. "

 

Hope that they will take that money in nearest future and everything gonna be fine.

Edited February 17, 2017 by D.J.TUNING

[TheHolyNZF]

I'm totally pissed off by damn noobs and hackers When I was customizing my Penumbra in LSC someone teleported me and few people to airport and gave money I switched sessions ASAP but still got extra 100 000 ;/ Dunno what now:/

I wrote to Rockstar about situation and shown prove. Hope that nothing bad happens to my account x.x

 

Seriously that was stupid I grinded and saved legal 3 784 764 bucks but now must wait for R* reply and can't play GTAO as I don't wanna risk ban or wiping my GTAO profile to 0

 

 

 

EDIT.

Got reply that "To keep the gameplay environment as fair as possible for legitimate players, we routinely do sweeps to ban cheaters and to reverse any illegitimate transactions. An example of this can be found in this support article: https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/230632668. "

 

Hope that they will take that money in nearest future and everything gonna be fine.

I have around 100k of illegitimate money myself too. I really wish they could correct the money right when you report it.

[Wtfdontlickme]

Wow rockstar, my Independence Day Dlc Face Paint disappeared. I still have all of the Halloween ones, (Yes I bought it, so it shouldn't disappear.)

Darn.. I really wanted to combine it with something else.

[Mini Madrazo]

Teammate *cough* low level decided to go Rambo last night in "Till Death Do Us Part"

 

We're one of the last three teams,all tied between us.

Orange team is on the roof hiding.

Green team is somewhere far from my team and the orange team hiding.

Me and my teammate go after the orange team since we can get some shots in.

We go in cover/I stay in cover

Teammate moves around out of cover but not completely out in the open to get shot up.

Start thinking we both are thinking the same thing by having team orange and team green take one or the other out or just let them come at us while we stay safe in cover(Wrong, half of the GTA Online playerbase doesn't use common sense when playing on teams -_-)

I see the green team finally move to where we all are at by getting on a smaller roof.

They don't see me so I start shooting at one of the green dudes out in the open BUT!!! My teammate doesn't realize the green team is near on a building,runs out of cover,dies via the green team.

 

Would've messaged him using the phone but 80% chance he would've sent back something in a different language.

[⁣V⁣]

When the game is actively trying to f*ck you pt.2

Edited February 17, 2017 by --V--

[Black Terminator]

You know the game is truly broken when you go to steal some sh*t for your meth lab and the moment you step out of your business place. You can't even open your god damn phone nor get a call from LJT. >.<

[Picklez]

I'm totally pissed off by damn noobs and hackers When I was customizing my Penumbra in LSC someone teleported me and few people to airport and gave money I switched sessions ASAP but still got extra 100 000 ;/ Dunno what now:/

I wrote to Rockstar about situation and shown prove. Hope that nothing bad happens to my account x.x

 

Seriously that was stupid I grinded and saved legal 3 784 764 bucks but now must wait for R* reply and can't play GTAO as I don't wanna risk ban or wiping my GTAO profile to 0

 

 

 

EDIT.

Got reply that "To keep the gameplay environment as fair as possible for legitimate players, we routinely do sweeps to ban cheaters and to reverse any illegitimate transactions. An example of this can be found in this support article: https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/230632668. "

 

Hope that they will take that money in nearest future and everything gonna be fine.

I'm pretty sure switching sessions or using the "leave GTA Online" option forces an autosave, which is why you still had the modded money.

 

What you'll want to do if something like this happens again, is just close the game immediately as that doesn't force an autosave.

[slowburn29]

Saving failed. Unable to connect to rockstar game services

 

When are you able?

[Slonitram]

In the clouds for ages, hear a constant "REEEEEEEE REE REEEEEEEE!" the whole time. Finally load into session and someone is driving a cop car with a pig mask on ree-ing into the mic whenever someone says something. PM the person and get a reply, "I like pretending I'm an autistic, retarded pig!" I think that's enough GTA for tonight...

Is it bad I prefer this kind of player over the tryhards, kids and other dickholes that have infested the multiplayer of the game since 2013?