The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Voit Turyv]

Why are these cars still unavailable for civilians?

[TankGirl]

Most annoying to me are jet/chopper greifers who crash while trying to despertley blow up my insurgent and then immeaditley go into passive mode when they reswpan; whimps.

[Dellers]

Trying to do some crates for the first time in a while. I pay 18k, go outside, immediately receive a phone call from the assistant telling me that I just wasted my money on literally nothing. What kind of bullsh*t game mechanic is that? Having me go through the elevator animations again and what not makes R* seem a lot like the griefers who try to waste everyone's time. I really wish people stopped buying shark cars as they indirectly support things like this.

Edited February 16, 2017 by Dellers

[Mach1bud]

Well sh*t guys, sorry I am pretty sure it is my fault the Next DLC topic got locked.

 

 

I kinda feel bad right now.

[Happy Hunter]

The Next DLC thread is locked.

 

Where will all the inane chatter go now?

[Voit Turyv]

The Next DLC thread is locked.

 

Where will all the inane chatter go now?

It shall leak to other places, like a clogged sewer pipe.

[askinnywhitedildo]

Yep, they locked it. Right in the middle of me writing a reply. I still kinda have no idea what happened in there, no one really explained the "leak" that happened.

 

And homing launchers. They can suck my dick. I try to run headhunter, and get shot down twice by stupid f*cking bystanders that probably can't even comprehend what I'm doing.

Edited February 16, 2017 by askinnywhitedildo

[Nyamber]

Damn, now where will all the wishlist posts go.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Damn, now where will all the wishlist posts go.

into the wishlist thread nicely found if clicking a link that is currently in the last post of that sh*tty thread.

[Cobhthaigh]

That cop needs to relax, damn.

 

Must be one helluva hydraulic system on that cop car.

[Triple Vacuum Seal]

sorry for the re-post but this thread gets more traffic...

 

So I'm really not too excited about this mandatory GTAO upgrade shtick. Hardly ever play V as is, much less on a console. So I'm flirting with the idea of purchasing a current-gen system, transferring progress from last gen, then some time in the near future if not immediately returning the PS4.

 

What problems, if any, might I run into? Returns/refunds are generally accepted right? Will my transferred character progress on PSN be accessible if I eventually repurchase a different PS4?

 

Note: Please spare the 'why not just keep the system' response. That goes w/o saying and when push comes to shove, I'm willing to do so. I'm more concerned w/keeping progress than playing anytime soon. And side-stepping the cost is never a bad thing either.

Edited February 16, 2017 by Triple Vacuum Seal

[Rafae]

Well sh*t guys, sorry I am pretty sure it is my fault the Next DLC topic got locked.

 

 

I kinda feel bad right now.

Why? What did you do?

[Nyamber]

 

Well sh*t guys, sorry I am pretty sure it is my fault the Next DLC topic got locked.

 

 

I kinda feel bad right now.

Why? What did you do?

 

Started the whole "I like *insert thing here* " chain

Edited February 16, 2017 by The-Irish-Hunter

[Cobhthaigh]

I can't stay in a session that long so I think this weekend I'm gonna link up the ps4 directly to router and see if it helps.

[Mach1bud]

 

Well sh*t guys, sorry I am pretty sure it is my fault the Next DLC topic got locked.

 

 

I kinda feel bad right now.

Why? What did you do?I said I like cars and stuff, which initiated a chain reaction of people saying things like..

 

I like helicopters and stuff.

I like interiors and stuff.

I like dicks and stuff.

 

ninja'd.

Edited February 16, 2017 by Mach1bud

[Rafae]

 

 

Well sh*t guys, sorry I am pretty sure it is my fault the Next DLC topic got locked.

 

 

I kinda feel bad right now.

Why? What did you do?

I said I like cars and stuff, which initiated a chain reaction of people saying things like..

 

I like helicopters and stuff.

I like interiors and stuff.

I like dicks and stuff.

 

ninja'd.

[Cobhthaigh]

Don't know what more they could give for a valentine dlc. Ain't even mad.

Edited February 16, 2017 by Cobhthaigh

[askinnywhitedildo]

 

 

Well sh*t guys, sorry I am pretty sure it is my fault the Next DLC topic got locked.

 

 

I kinda feel bad right now.

Why? What did you do?

I said I like cars and stuff, which initiated a chain reaction of people saying things like..

 

I like helicopters and stuff.

I like interiors and stuff.

I like dicks and stuff.

 

ninja'd.

 

Nah, it's not your fault.

 

You weren't the one mouthing off to people like some were in there (Not anyone in particular). But, it'll be back. No big deal.

[A Maned Wolf]

 

 

Well sh*t guys, sorry I am pretty sure it is my fault the Next DLC topic got locked.

 

 

I kinda feel bad right now.

Why? What did you do?

I said I like cars and stuff, which initiated a chain reaction of people saying things like..

 

I like helicopters and stuff.

I like interiors and stuff.

I like dicks and stuff.

 

ninja'd.

 

I like dicks and stuff too, especially sticking them into warm and moist places....

[Rafae]

[BlackMilk]

 

 

 

Well sh*t guys, sorry I am pretty sure it is my fault the Next DLC topic got locked.

 

 

I kinda feel bad right now.

Why? What did you do?

I said I like cars and stuff, which initiated a chain reaction of people saying things like..

 

I like helicopters and stuff.

I like interiors and stuff.

I like dicks and stuff.

 

ninja'd.

 

I like dicks and stuff too, especially sticking them into warm and moist places....

 

Excuse me, you actually have a bunch of dicks lying around for that exact purpose? Now I'm thinking someone should go and alert the authorities in your country. And wouldn't there be reports filed of missing dicks?

[ciel]

 

 

Well sh*t guys, sorry I am pretty sure it is my fault the Next DLC topic got locked.

 

 

I kinda feel bad right now.

Why? What did you do?

 

Started the whole "I like *insert thing here* " chain

 

 

and that wasn't even remotely funny tbh.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Stop talking about "liking" dicks and things, DAMMIT! This is the bitch and moan thread. That kind of positivity will not be tolerated here!

 

Now I'm going to go cry about the DLC topic getting locked...

 

[Forza Harrd]

Edit: Lol I just found out thanks to the posts above that this game has 3 jets in total. I always assumed the Hydra and the Lazer were the only two jets in game.

 

You mean the Besra? There's more.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 17, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[No Use For A Name]

Why are these cars still unavailable for civilians?

Just a wild guess, but maybe because they're police cars and we're civilians?

[Mach1bud]

 

Why are these cars still unavailable for civilians?

Just a wild guess, but maybe because they're police cars and we're civilians?

Do you really want to go down this road?

[Happy Hunter]

 

*insert images of cop cars that we should be able to own*

Just a wild guess, but maybe because they're police cars and we're civilians?

 

Civilians don't have tanks either though.

 

On topic: One of those "oh sh*t" moments:

 

[Professional Amateur]

Normal people can purchase decommissioned police cars at auctions and the like. We're playing as criminals and we can purchase 'decommissioned' Harrier jets, a Hind gunship and various other fully militarised vehicles, are we gonna say cop cars are too ridiculous? Seriously? GTA's not a cop sim, but what's stopping us from purchasing old police vehicles?

[Xboxzach]

Rich get richer. Seems like all the recent updates for making money after twists require a large startup cost so only rich players can actually do them. Guessing this is so they can just sell more shark cards. I get it but I kind of sucks if you don't have millions in your bank to play with

[nm69]

 

Edit: Lol I just found out thanks to the posts above that this game has 3 jets in total. I always assumed the Hydra and the Lazer were the only two jets in game.

 

You mean the Besra? There's more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I meant military styled jets.

 

Why are these cars still unavailable for civilians?

 

Just a wild guess, but maybe because they're police cars and we're civilians?

 

Funny that yesterday I saw the first cop car in the game and I said to myself "Hmm i wonder why there isn't a civilian version of this cop car".

The second car has the unmarked version which also appears locked at my warehouse cop raid missions.