The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Nyamber]

 

 

Lol people still do Heists?

 

$750,000 is still pretty desirable for 20 minutes work...

Impossible, Signal setup takes about 15 minutes to complete with a real good crew, because of the long drive, sail or flight, and then another drive, sail or flight.

 

I'm eager to know how you can complete all the other setups + the Heist finale in 5 minutes.

 

I'll let you in on a secret.

 

You don't have to do the setups every time.

[BlackMilk]

 

 

 

Lol people still do Heists?

 

$750,000 is still pretty desirable for 20 minutes work...

Impossible, Signal setup takes about 15 minutes to complete with a real good crew, because of the long drive, sail or flight, and then another drive, sail or flight.

 

I'm eager to know how you can complete all the other setups + the Heist finale in 5 minutes.

 

I'll let you in on a secret.

 

You don't have to do the setups every time.

 

If you play the game the normal way, you do! But I guess there's people looking for glitches to skip the set ups all the time.

The other alternative is just having a bunch of people who already have the finale loaded up, but at some point you'll run out of finales to play and have to start over again anyway.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

When you think a thread is going to be good and has lots of input when it's only 3 or 4 over opinionated, internet warriors, unable to accept another's differing opinion.

 

Person 1: I like the jet and its design. It works for me.

 

Person 2: I hate the jet and if you don't, you're stupid, a troll and a griefer who doesn't know sh*t about this game.

 

Great debate material, right?...No.

 

Technically, person 2 is just an angry tool who can't accept anything other than their own narrow minded, simplistic, view point.

[Darealbandicoot]

Was delivering 30 special cargo crates with help from a friend. Air dropping them from the Cuban 800. I was almost done with my crates when on the last three drops in rockford hills when no joke 6 ai controlled buzzards showed up out of thin air and even though the last three crates were dropped the game didnt register it and the buzzards made mince meat of me and my plane. When i respawned a big poped up saying all 30 crates were lost nothing is returning to the warehouse even though i was the one who had the last three crates left and 27/30 crates were delivered before the buzzard ambush and even during it i delivered the last three crates but somehow they magically dissappeared along with the other 27 that were registered as delivered. Ah well back to the drawing board.

Edited February 15, 2017 by Crashbandicoot2

[Rafae]

Was delivering 30 special cargo crates. Air dropping them from the Cuban 800. We were almost done and on the last three drops in rockford hills when no joke 6 buzzards showed up out of thin air and even though the last three crates were dropped the game didnt register it and the buzzards made mince meat of me and my plane. When i respawned i big pop up saying all 30 crates were lost nothing is returning to the warehouse even though i was the one who had the last three crates left and 27/30 crates were delivered before the buzzard ambush and even during it i delivered the last three crates but somehow they magically dissappeared along with the other 27 that were registered as delivered. Ah well back to the drawing board.

At least it was 30 and not 111

[askinnywhitedildo]

 

The little ass wheels on the faction.

 

Kills the entire car.

 

But that one looks too ridiculous though. I have it too, but it's just for sh*ts and giggles.

 

I bought that FCR bike last night, and spent like $500,000. And it's a total piece of sh*t that I wasted my money on.

[AlmondBrown]

Somehow got stuck with this screen after the heist setup started

 

 

Committed suicide to get out of it, but now i'm stuck with this

 

 

[A.I.R]

My Meth lab is shutdown because i hate the boxville. Lást time all my delivery was in that SH&$ van. Now R* gave us 25% more on sale...

[No Use For A Name]

Recently upgraded my office interior, and my formerly attractive assistant was downgraded to a dumpster slut. She now looks like she went on a 3-month meth binge.

 

Dafuq, Rockstar?

[Rafae]

Recently upgraded my office interior, and my formerly attractive assistant was downgraded to a dumpster slut. She now looks like she went on a 3-month meth binge.

 

Dafuq, Rockstar?

Yoooooo lmfaoooo

[Ghoffman9]

MFW I am riding along during a friend's crate mission, I blow up a guy chasing us and I am just casually like:

 

[ciel]

@coninefan different interiors come with diff assistants

[nm69]

Recently upgraded my office interior, and my formerly attractive assistant was downgraded to a dumpster slut. She now looks like she went on a 3-month meth binge.

 

Dafuq, Rockstar?

Did you not use the preview and check her out? I did and in one of those she wears granny clothes for some reason.

 

Do you get to keep the interior update after purchase or do you have to re-buy it if you change to another interior?

[Mach1bud]

 

Recently upgraded my office interior, and my formerly attractive assistant was downgraded to a dumpster slut. She now looks like she went on a 3-month meth binge.

 

Dafuq, Rockstar?

Did you not use the preview and check her out? I did and in one of those she wears granny clothes for some reason.

 

Do you get to keep the interior update after purchase or do you have to re-buy it if you change to another interior?

 

 

I must know which one has the woman dressed in granny clothes. It is important....

[Pedinhuh]

 

 

Recently upgraded my office interior, and my formerly attractive assistant was downgraded to a dumpster slut. She now looks like she went on a 3-month meth binge.

 

Dafuq, Rockstar?

Did you not use the preview and check her out? I did and in one of those she wears granny clothes for some reason.

 

Do you get to keep the interior update after purchase or do you have to re-buy it if you change to another interior?

 

I must know which one has the woman dressed in granny clothes. It is important....

This video shows all possible outfits she can use:

 

[Mach1bud]

 

 

 

Recently upgraded my office interior, and my formerly attractive assistant was downgraded to a dumpster slut. She now looks like she went on a 3-month meth binge.

 

Dafuq, Rockstar?

Did you not use the preview and check her out? I did and in one of those she wears granny clothes for some reason.

 

Do you get to keep the interior update after purchase or do you have to re-buy it if you change to another interior?

 

I must know which one has the woman dressed in granny clothes. It is important....

This video shows all possible outfits she can use:

 

 

 

Oh nice, thanks. I actually literally just switched to Old Spice Vintage so, yay, I got the right one.

 

Only fitting for my character.

[ciel]

My offer to help is off the table for a good while. Starting from now I'm looking out for myself, I'll get sh*t done my way and I don't give a flying f*ck if takes 2x as long.

[Rafae]

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

When you equip the Penetrator with tinted windows and look backwards through the windshield in 3rd person it shows the windows as all completely see through. 1st person has the correct effect though...Dafuq R*? Sh*t looks stupid af.

[Malibu Club]

Why did I get kicked from my own car? There was a notification in the corner saying that I kicked myself from my own vehicle.

 

What the hell?

[Fennimoe]

Okay guys, so I mailed R* support about the stuff in my office I have been complaining about a lot.

 

I asked them to either remove the stuff or give me 2 million GTAO dollars.

 

They seriously gave me the 2 million dollars lol

No.

[DarrenC1888]

The fact that the wheels seem to shrink to a weird and too small size when you upgrade a Tornado at Benny's.

[No Use For A Name]

 

 

 

Recently upgraded my office interior, and my formerly attractive assistant was downgraded to a dumpster slut. She now looks like she went on a 3-month meth binge.

 

Dafuq, Rockstar?

Did you not use the preview and check her out? I did and in one of those she wears granny clothes for some reason.

 

Do you get to keep the interior update after purchase or do you have to re-buy it if you change to another interior?

 

I must know which one has the woman dressed in granny clothes. It is important....

This video shows all possible outfits she can use:

 

 

 

Those arms. She look like that guy from Road Trip who let his dog lick peanut butter off his balls

[M.K.N.]

R* servers in a nutshell:

 

[Rafae]

 

 

 

 

Recently upgraded my office interior, and my formerly attractive assistant was downgraded to a dumpster slut. She now looks like she went on a 3-month meth binge.

 

Dafuq, Rockstar?

Did you not use the preview and check her out? I did and in one of those she wears granny clothes for some reason.

 

Do you get to keep the interior update after purchase or do you have to re-buy it if you change to another interior?

 

I must know which one has the woman dressed in granny clothes. It is important....

This video shows all possible outfits she can use:

 

 

 

Those arms. She look like that guy from Road Trip who let his dog lick peanut butter off his balls

 

 

You're on a roll w/ these insults LMAO

[hoxi]

This game's AI is dumber than I thought. I was doing Signal with the heli strat, everything is going well, we're trying to get Avi in the heli. Then, suddenly, he jumps into the cop boat ALONE and DRIVES OFF. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN????????? We needed to restart to pass the setup. (Also my game crashed at the end, gg)

[DominusTaranis]

If you're gonna vote to kick someone, at least wait until they ACTUALLY start f*cking with your sh*t. Because if it's just you in the session, I have a second playstation to help with dailies and it takes me far less time to get that person in the session than it will for you to get your butt buddy out of bed to log the second vote.


My dailies progress has been reset even though I specifically have an alarm set at 2PM to go do these f*cking things.

STOP DELETING MY OUTFITS ROCKSTAR. YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET THE HELMET AND MASK GLITCHED ONE UNTIL NOW AND You hADN'T TOUCHED THEM EVER UNTIL RECENTLY. STOP IT. FOR f*ck. SAKE.

[Pedinhuh]

If you're gonna vote to kick someone, at least wait until they ACTUALLY start f*cking with your sh*t. Because if it's just you in the session, I have a second playstation to help with dailies and it takes me far less time to get that person in the session than it will for you to get your butt buddy out of bed to log the second vote.

 

Whenever I join a session and the vote kicks starts to come up, it drives me to start a VIP job and wreak whoever org is doing that, for f*cks sake, text someone before being a dick and giving me BS points for nothing!

[Happy Hunter]

 

Jets going in and out of passive mode. Lame.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

Jets going in and out of passive mode. Lame.

Only reason I do that every now and again, is to avoid the very pissed homing rocket from the now one man SAM site that was at one point a Jet Griefing CEO, most of the time I don't have to, as I'm able to zoom climb to 10,000 feet, since said Jet Griefer is furiously typing out hate mail. Hell I can barely see ground targets(players on foot) as is, in helicopters (since I have to fly so damn high to avoid Mr. SAM), I'll be damned if I manage to hit a a player on foot in a jet in flight mode.