The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

No offense, don't use a disorder to justify a very out of place, useless post.

So having an OCD/Pet Peeve is a disorder now. Wonderful.

Plus even on medication, On my off days Something as simple as my order being wrong, can send me in to a blind rage. Plus OCD and Pet Peeves are a big thing for me.

I'm "mental" free yet things like that trigger me to the limit.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

 

No offense, don't use a disorder to justify a very out of place, useless post.

 

So having an OCD/Pet Peeve is a disorder now. Wonderful.

Plus even on medication, On my off days Something as simple as my order being wrong, can send me in to a blind rage. Plus OCD and Pet Peeves are a big thing for me.

 

I'm "mental" free yet things like that trigger me to the limit. Let's all drop the damn subject, before we get screamed at for derailing the thread, ok?

 

Back to your normal programming.

Edited August 21, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[Shadowfennekin]

How hard is it to find a solo session? I just wanna sell my full warehouse

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

How hard is it to find a solo session? I just wanna sell my full warehouse

It really seems like they patched that, but at the same time they didn't.

 

Perhaps it's just the way the gaming gods roll... I feel your pain.

[Addiction_95]

Not really a b&m but earlier I was racing and this guy pit my car and made me flip around, so he snatched my 1st place.. and I heard him on his mic laughing his ass off, for some reason. Luckily I was able to catch up to him and decided to stoop to his level and pit his car. Just to see how he likes it, and he started squealing and swearing...then he left. Like you can dish it, but you can't take it? lol

 

Also, I hate the unfair pay of Entourage. I guess it's CRUCIAL to win the last round in order to get a decent amount of money.

[WildBrick142]

Stunt - Zebra

>Drives into the tubes with speedups

>Goes flying out of the tube

>Because of the damn speedups I went flying too far

>Tries to get on one of the 4 ramps below

>Ends up hitting only half of the ramp and barrel rolls

>Car conveniently flips upside down 10ft above the ground

>Wasted

 

 

f*cking genius speedup/prop placement there, R*

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Was going through my old screenshots on GTA and found this example of how sh*tty the spawn system in GTA is

Yes the whole front of the boat is stuck in the truck, a ball of physics later and both the truck and boat were destroyed.

[Shadowfennekin]

So.... joined "random job" hoping to actually find an Adversary mode instead of some 32 player thing it keeps throwing me in.

It was a Lamar mission, backed out. Oh look LD is on my map...... f*ck. Am I really going to have to do those to get them to get off my map? *sigh* That'll take ages.

[Pow3r3d0610]

So.... joined "random job" hoping to actually find an Adversary mode instead of some 32 player thing it keeps throwing me in.

It was a Lamar mission, backed out. Oh look LD is on my map...... f*ck. Am I really going to have to do those to get them to get off my map? *sigh* That'll take ages.

The icon should disappear after switching sessions or going to SP and then back to Online.

[PetrolCB]

 

No offense, don't use a disorder to justify a very out of place, useless post.

So having an OCD/Pet Peeve is a disorder now. Wonderful.

 

Well, it is classified as Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, so yeah.

[SkynetOnlineID]

So having an OCD/Pet Peeve is a disorder now. Wonderful.

For the first half, yes. It's in the name.

 

Obsessive compulsive disorder.

 

Pet peeves and OCD are two different things. Maybe try not to mix them up for people who actually have the disorder.

[PetrolCB]

Whoever came up with it got what they wanted, because it's apparently a thing.

 

**edit**

 

Posts before this were deleted (not surprised), rendering this initial reply out of context.

Edited August 22, 2016 by MapRef41N93W

[gtarusty]

>cant be in passive mode in yacht helicopter

>can be in passive mode in hydra

Rockstars way to trolling us.........lol......

[Irish45455]

Bruh... F*ck Entourage V. Kept getting spawn sniped by some jack off because the respawn points put you in the enemy's crosshairs no matter what. Got brutally murdered 16 to 2. Glad I don't take K/D seriously in this game. Definitely not doing that map ever again...

Edited August 22, 2016 by Irish45455

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Bruh... F*ck Entourage V. Kept getting spawn sniped by some jack off because the respawn points put you in the enemy's crosshairs no matter what. Got brutally murdered 16 to 2. Glad I don't take K/D seriously in this game. Definitely not doing that map ever again...

f*ck entourage in general. I have yet to hear something good about it.

 

This idle timer is pissing me of right now.

[A Maned Wolf]

-Requests vehicle from the impound via office

-Game spawns my vehicle on the freeway, upside-down to boot

-Tries to cross the road and get smashed by a half-in-the-ground Issi going light speed

-Spawns a mile away from my car

Edited August 22, 2016 by A Maned Wolf

[ash-274]

-Requests vehicle from the impound via office

-Game spawns my vehicle on the freeway, upside-down to boot

-Tries to cross the road and get smashed by a half-in-the-ground Issi going light speed

-Spawns a mile away from my car

Oh deer.

 

I'm not liking this respawn-in-another-zipcode thing they added. Yes, it can be OK for PvP situations and it at least stirs up the strategy a little; but my Buzzard spawns on the ground by Lombank, I jump off to get it, chute fails to open, (splat), and I respawn outside the playboy mansion. In that sweet spot where my vehicle is too close to request and too far to jog to that it doesn't p*ss me off.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

-Requests vehicle from the impound via office

-Game spawns my vehicle on the freeway, upside-down to boot

-Tries to cross the road and get smashed by a half-in-the-ground Issi going light speed

-Spawns a mile away from my car

Oh deer.

I'm not liking this respawn-in-another-zipcode thing they added. Yes, it can be OK for PvP situations and it at least stirs up the strategy a little; but my Buzzard spawns on the ground by Lombank, I jump off to get it, chute fails to open, (splat), and I respawn outside the playboy mansion. In that sweet spot where my vehicle is too close to request and too far to jog to that it doesn't p*ss me off.

They managed to f*ck up car,NPCs, and object spawning too

Example of object spawning:

I didn't even know they spawned there (this was a random's yacht BTW)

[Pow3r3d0610]

The amount of times my biker and aircraft helmets got reset.

 

Ugh...

Edited August 22, 2016 by Pow3r3d0610

[SPECTER II]

>beats player badly in deathmatch

>player kills me once in free mode

>player sends me "owned" and "have an L"

[Fireboy769]

Somehow everyone who uses a Sniper in the Crucible is a goddamn Sharpshooter. You have them making a perfect Headshot at close range while you're shooting at them. And then you try it and you miss and get......oh wait. Wrong game.

 

 

It's ridiculous how whenever I get into a Gunfight, the odds are always stacked against me and are never in my favor. I'm shooting at a guy. I clearly shoot his a couple times and he doesn't go down. He could be wearing nothing but boxers and I do piss-poor damage against him. And when he shoots at me, I die in half a second because of a headshot. (Sigh) Why I hate Entourage. For a continuation, please visit WhyIHateEntourage.com/MainMenu and go into the Chapter 2 out of 136 - Armory differences section.

[DominusTaranis]

~Sticks and stones~
That is all.

[No Homing]

You know how when you load the game you get those loading screens with info about DLCs and other things? And that it goes from most recent to oldest? Well, I'm stuck on loading online 90% for so long I'm now getting info about the Freemode Events DLC.......

 

And while typing this I have now reached IGG info.....

 

And now Heists info....

I have decided to unplug my lan cable. I knew it was never going to load, I just wanted to see if I could receive loading screens with info about DLCs released pre-CG version but I couldn't last any longer.

Now I'm in a session lol.

Edited August 22, 2016 by MrCostari

[Dacelo]

 

 

-Requests vehicle from the impound via office

-Game spawns my vehicle on the freeway, upside-down to boot

-Tries to cross the road and get smashed by a half-in-the-ground Issi going light speed

-Spawns a mile away from my car

Oh deer.

I'm not liking this respawn-in-another-zipcode thing they added. Yes, it can be OK for PvP situations and it at least stirs up the strategy a little; but my Buzzard spawns on the ground by Lombank, I jump off to get it, chute fails to open, (splat), and I respawn outside the playboy mansion. In that sweet spot where my vehicle is too close to request and too far to jog to that it doesn't p*ss me off.

They managed to f*ck up car,NPCs, and object spawning too

Example of object spawning:

I didn't even know they spawned there (this was a random's yacht BTW)

 

That's so the guests on the yacht don't have to argue over what TV channel to watch

[WildBrick142]

Thank you, game, for this very well written and thought out error message that lets me know exactly why the game crashed. It really helps me pinpoint the source of the problem which may or may not be the sh*tty Nvidia drivers crashing.

 

[ten-a-penny]

Thank you, game, for this very well written and thought out error message that lets me know exactly why the game crashed. It really helps me pinpoint the source of the problem which may or may not be the sh*tty Nvidia drivers crashing.

 

 

 

 

BJ.... Blow Job.... lol....

Dirty mind is dirty.... okay, I'm getting outta here.....

[sreyazsec]

Soloing a piss easy mission, I die four times. Why? NPC mowing me down, and each time I was stood a fair distance from the road. I was either on grass or sand, and was still killed despite me not even pulling out a gun.

You know it's bad when the accidental deaths outweigh the intentional deaths.

[Shadowfennekin]

So..... somebody paid to go Ghost, tossed at least five stickies at my vehicle until it blowed up, essentially wasting 20 k to make 2 k? lol

 

Thank god I bought one crate that time.

 

Bruh... F*ck Entourage V. Kept getting spawn sniped by some jack off because the respawn points put you in the enemy's crosshairs no matter what. Got brutally murdered 16 to 2. Glad I don't take K/D seriously in this game. Definitely not doing that map ever again...

All the new maps are bad for the Assassins team. V and IV being the worst. VI at least has places to hide and ambush.

 

I still only join I and II. The other maps are sh*t

[Gleeman Vox]

-Wake up

-turn on PS4

-look at GTA Streams

-90% are trillionare modded accounts

 

Sure rockstar, crack down on Instagram, when you can just look at streams.

One of the streams was just a guy idling with the garage camera on his TV with 10 Zentoros while advertising accounts

Edited August 22, 2016 by PSNGTAforumuser

[dino722]

why do i keep loosing my tattoos!!! im sick of this bullsh*t...always 1 a week some tattoos disappears. And still have to pay to get them back on