The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Not about GTA.

 

f*ck YouTube and the fact their forcing these 30+ second unskipable ads down people's throats, and no I can't do ad block, since I watch YouTube on an iPad.

[Mach1bud]

I just hate when I can't mute those annoying 10 year olds during races...I know you can mute them from the start menu but that means you lose the race. Why can't we have something like the quick menu in free roam or that the free roam voice chat setting would apply to jobs also?

Start a party. Problem solved.

[ciel]

My offer to help is off the table for a good while. Starting from now I'm looking out for myself, I'll get sh*t done my way and I don't give a flying f*ck if takes 2x as long.

[ThaBirdCoot]

I'm new to next-gen so I was kinda surprised when I saw that there were some map events not occurring (Lester's Distraction, Smuggler Aircraft, etc). Not really a complaint but I did like the distraction mission.

Yeah me too, I liked crate drops, armored trucks, Lesters distract cops, smuggler planes but f*ck US I guess because Hunt the Beast is just soooo much fun...

[Happy Hunter]

I guess it's off topic, but why do I have to have ridiculously awkward spawns in GTA IV's multiplayer? I literally just entered the game, to see this:

 

Edited February 15, 2017 by Happy Hunter

[Rafae]

I guess it's off topic, but what do I have to have ridiculously awkward spawns in GTA IV's multiplayer? I literally just entered the game, to see this:

 

 

[Pedinhuh]

I guess it's off topic, but why do I have to have ridiculously awkward spawns in GTA IV's multiplayer? I literally just entered the game, to see this:

 

Bro, that aint the game's spawn system, it's just a hacker who is spawning on your feet since you're playing with X360 players.

 

BTW, in IV MP we could change our spawn distance in the settings, a nice little feature from the lobby options that could make Online great, so of course R* decided to scrap it.

Edited February 15, 2017 by Pedinhuh

[askinnywhitedildo]

The little ass wheels on the faction.

 

Kills the entire car.

[Rafae]

Lol people still do Heists?

 

 

 

[askinnywhitedildo]

Lol people still do Heists?

 

$750,000 is still pretty desirable for 20 minutes work...

[Rafae]

$750,000 is still pretty desirable for 20 minutes work...

With randoms no its not and who the f*ck wants to hear Lester's bullsh*t over and over?

 

 

inb4mutelester Well not really cause you need a f*cking mic to communicate if you wanna pull off the repeat finale glitch properly.

 

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Besra roadkills are among the best kills in the game.

 

Relatedly, each SPV gets its own icon and jets have had different ones from the start, but still just 1 chopper icon that doesn't tell you if it's a threat or not.

I see that as a good thing to be honest.

I mean, this asshole community would really like to know if a heli or jet does not have guns and rockets, just so they can kill it.

[Handsome Jack]

Dodged that bs lol

 

 

Bye bitch.

 

 

That cop needs to relax, damn.

 

[Captain_Fluffy]

Those f*cking corners and insane NPC drivers....got swiped on that very spot by one doing one of the bike deliveries.

[Foxwolfe]

Lol people still do Heists?

 

 

 

 

Get over yourself dude.

[Gridl0k]

I see that as a good thing to be honest.

I mean, this asshole community would really like to know if a heli or jet does not have guns and rockets, just so they can kill it.

 

They shoot on sight now though, it might at least make the slightly less cretinous ones ignore me in my Volatus.

 

Plus delivering a car and there's a chopper coming - cargobob or savage? Find out soon!

Edited February 15, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Sky_Light12]

the f*ck ! i've got attack by my own security guard just because i'm giving a revenge to someone who ran me over while i was trying to cross the road ?

 

maybe they should have an option for me to fire these securities who was guarding my office for attacking his OWN boss , i owned the maze bank west and that means i'm their boss yet they still attack me

Edited February 15, 2017 by Sky_Light12

[Nerfgoth]

Not about GTA.

 

f*ck YouTube and the fact their forcing these 30+ second unskipable ads down people's throats, and no I can't do ad block, since I watch YouTube on an iPad.

Watch in your web browser! There is addons you can install

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

I see that as a good thing to be honest.

I mean, this asshole community would really like to know if a heli or jet does not have guns and rockets, just so they can kill it.

 

They shoot on sight now though, it might at least make the slightly less cretinous ones ignore me in my Volatus.

 

Plus delivering a car and there's a chopper coming - cargobob or savage? Find out soon!

Well...i would all be for unlimited flares on all unarmed aircraft.

[Mach1bud]

 

Lol people still do Heists?

 

$750,000 is still pretty desirable for 20 minutes work...

Lol I would like to see that.

[Foxwolfe]

Why did they have to make it so you can't get up from the wheel/controls of a boat without jumping out? sh*t bugs me every time I am in a boat and want to then say, snipe something (for example). It would have been nice if you could hold the enter/exit button to get up without jumping out of the boat.

[Gridl0k]

^ You can generally stop it by aiming while he's about to jump.

[Foxwolfe]

I was wondering if there was any tricks like that I could use to try and prevent it, appreciate the heads up.

[Rafae]

 

Lol people still do Heists?

 

 

 

Get over yourself dude.

Sorry, my abhoration of Heists just kicked in.

[Skycam]

Lol people still do Heists?

 

 

 

I avoided them for quite awhile because randoms would always fail. Working with a good team is great though. I love playing cooperative missions. Just played the last 3 for the first time a few weeks ago and I'm really enjoying them. So yeah, people still run heists and enjoy them. With the right players they can be pretty easy but still a lot of fun.

[Black-Dragon96]

Wow, not only was my Fireworkslauncher buged (couldnt put it into a gunlocker), but now it is gone.

[Rockstar_Fanboy]

 

I just hate when I can't mute those annoying 10 year olds during races...I know you can mute them from the start menu but that means you lose the race. Why can't we have something like the quick menu in free roam or that the free roam voice chat setting would apply to jobs also?

Start a party. Problem solved.

 

 

I also plug in my headset but don't wear it. Can't hear them.

[nm69]

The little ass wheels on the faction.

 

Kills the entire car.

[nm69]

Lol yesterday this little rank 70 biatch was approaching me while I was about 200 metres away from my cocaine warehouse in a supply run armored security van. I didn't think he was hostile since he was on a bike and so I ride towards the warehouse and the lil sumbiatch snipes me out of the driver's seat. Then when I spawn a few hundred metres away from the van he approaches it and wastes a sticky bomb in hopes of destroying it and he fails. I then remove my heavy sniper and shoot the b*stard off my truck and then he spawns a few hundred metres away from the van.
I keep shooting him anywhere he spawns and the lil biatch gets tired of dying and so he hides behind an object and goes passive. But his Hakuchou's still near my van so I start shooting at that thing as he runs to save his smoking bike lol.
I then drove away in my securicar with a smirk while the dude was pretty mad on the chat box for almost destroying his bike.


Edit: Lol I just found out thanks to the posts above that this game has 3 jets in total. I always assumed the Hydra and the Lazer were the only two jets in game.

Edited February 15, 2017 by nm69

[Pedinhuh]

 

Lol people still do Heists?

 

$750,000 is still pretty desirable for 20 minutes work...

Impossible, Signal setup takes about 15 minutes to complete with a real good crew, because of the long drive, sail or flight, and then another drive, sail or flight.

 

I'm eager to know how you can complete all the other setups + the Heist finale in 5 minutes.