The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Voit Turyv]

My ban is lifted today. I don't feel like coming back to lvl 1, $700k in account and nothing remaining of my previous character.

I'll stick to SP and its awesome mods: RDE and IVPack.

[Fennimoe]

Yay! No update today!

 

Damnit.

[Black Terminator]

Valentines Day week sh*t with a sale of a super car that has nothing to do with Valentines Day. Rockstar logic.

[Gridl0k]

^ Penetrator?

 

They're being dirty.

[Black Terminator]

^ Penetrator?

 

They're being dirty.

Yes the Penetrator and they are being freaking dirty.

[Professional Amateur]

^ Penetrator?

 

They're being dirty.

Yes, everyone loves having something named 'big cat f*cker' in their garage. I love that car but I never understood why R* named it that way apart from just to be dirty. There's the Jackal, the F620, the Lynx, and the...Penetrator? Why? This doesn't match Ocelot naming conventions at all. I'm being ridiculously petty, I know, but it's such a silly name.

[MG Fall]

My ban is lifted today. I don't feel like coming back to lvl 1, $700k in account and nothing remaining of my previous character.

I'll stick to SP and its awesome mods: RDE and IVPack.

Good for you.

[nm69]

Wow I just bought the Penetrator after waiting for a discount the last 2 weeks which never happened. A week after I buy one they offer discounts :-/

[secrecy274]

Just love the amount of people who starts fights they can't finish. Had a guy waiting for me outside my vehicle warehouse when I were delivering a top range car, so I sent a mugger after him and delivered it when he were down. I then stole every car he tried to deliver. He left shortly thereafter.

 

Or what about the Jet griefers who left when I jet griefed them back. Or the three guys who voted-to-kick me after I fought back...

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Hmmmm, I'm at an impass here with the newest bonus to crates. I have some saved and it would be nice extra cash, but my office has just the right amount of cash clutter centered around my desk, and I don't want it spreading out on the floor and into loose piles. All messy and sh*t, like with my Biker clubhouse.

 

Our office "clutter" needs to be far better organized. I'm not a business man who just wants random cash laying around my office...it's bad enough that I've got gun crates, fake cash and stolen TVs just taking up space.

[hoxi]

The Till Death Do Us Part adversary mode is pretty fun, I gotta say, but it's only limited to 2 rounds. Like why? 4 rounds would be P E R F E C T for this.

[No Homing]

Why is team swapping even a thing in Till Death Do Us Part?

I don't want a threesome with 2 guys!

[Happy Hunter]

[Demoi]

Can I play Til Death Due Us Part without people keeping quitting -which kicks everyone out for "not enough players"- whenever they're not in their preference team? Like, get your nuts out of your purses and play the damn game.

[No Homing]

The new garbage mode doesn't give me enough time to leave a dislike.......

[Rafae]

What even...

[WildBrick142]

I'm having TBoGT Buzzard flashbacks now lol

 

 

To those OOTL: TBoGT Buzzard did not launch missiles like V's Buzzard does. It first dropped the missile from the pod, and then launched it. If you were on the ground and tried to fire a missile then, well, you can guess what happened.

 

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Because of this exact thing, I've gone to keeping my Buzzard on the MG setting until I actually need to use the rockets... Edited February 14, 2017 by Semaj 2JZ♢

[Slonitram]

Don't you love it when you mute a player only for the game magically unmute them just 10 minutes later? Me neither.

[4ward]

Does anobody feel the same thing?

When you bodyshot regular armed NPC with pistol/rifle, then headshot him and he still alive?

Edited February 14, 2017 by 4ward

[dead goon]

Look you damn idiots, you can't get on the back of my bike because it's only a one-seater not because I have my vehicle access set to 'nobody'. Also, stop trying to shoot my tires out, they are BP.....idiots.

[VercettiGuy]

Okay guys, so I mailed R* support about the stuff in my office I have been complaining about a lot.

 

I asked them to either remove the stuff or give me 2 million GTAO dollars.

 

They seriously gave me the 2 million dollars lol

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Look you damn idiots, you can't get on the back of my bike because it's only a one-seater not because I have my vehicle access set to 'nobody'. Also, stop trying to shoot my tires out, they are BP.....idiots.

This ☝

 

Add to that, why the f*ck are you trying to kill a ghost? I'm in passive mode you MORONS, what the f*ck are you doing, wasting so much ammo for? The first 100 rounds of your MG and 3 failed sticky bombs weren't clue enough? JFC!

[Forza Harrd]

 

^ Penetrator?

 

They're being dirty.

Yes, everyone loves having something named 'big cat f*cker' in their garage. I love that car but I never understood why R* named it that way apart from just to be dirty. There's the Jackal, the F620, the Lynx, and the...Penetrator? Why? This doesn't match Ocelot naming conventions at all. I'm being ridiculously petty, I know, but it's such a silly name.

I guess you wouldn't be interested in a nice, clean, low mileage Ford Probe?

[Nyamber]

Why does the Besra have the same map marker as the grief mobile?

 

I almost shot down a Besra bro earlier who was just harmlessly doing stunts. Luckily I noticed what jet he was in before firing at him.

[Cobhthaigh]

I'm new to next-gen so I was kinda surprised when I saw that there were some map events not occurring (Lester's Distraction, Smuggler Aircraft, etc). Not really a complaint but I did like the distraction mission.

[Mrs. Buzz]

Why does the Besra have the same map marker as the grief mobile?

 

I almost shot down a Besra bro earlier who was just harmlessly doing stunts. Luckily I noticed what jet he was in before firing at him.

could be cool - could be bad - depends how YOU use YOUR own marker - For me - I (sometimes idleing) like to "shock "the lobby" flying the Besra - gives a bit spice to the lobby. Once they notice it's an un-armoured aircraft - they're fine. But.... (enjoy the reactions of I/E CEO's flying a couple times over them" - it's magic.

 

I call it my own "psycho-griefing" - and that's pretty funny!

[Foxwolfe]

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The exaggerated death flop at the end is what really sells it.

[Gridl0k]

Besra roadkills are among the best kills in the game.

 

Relatedly, each SPV gets its own icon and jets have had different ones from the start, but still just 1 chopper icon that doesn't tell you if it's a threat or not.

[Madhorse]

I just hate when I can't mute those annoying 10 year olds during races...I know you can mute them from the start menu but that means you lose the race. Why can't we have something like the quick menu in free roam or that the free roam voice chat setting would apply to jobs also?