The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

When this:

 

Turned into this:

The best Sentinel ever turned into a sh*tty midlife crisis wannbe sports car...

...Damnit R*!!

Must say...The current sentinel would be a nice sleeper...if it was one.

 

The one we got is far to slow

[Madhorse]

Today I made a big mistake to go on call for a regular race. Played five races and each of them was a complete disaster. When I saw I was on call for 'facebook race 2017' I immediatly left and went on call again, FOR THE SAME sh*t RACE. I thought I'd give it a try since the game was so eager to put me in that lobby. Worst track I have ever played.

 

What kind of retard do you have to be to make races like that let alone publish them...

[KillHamski]

How hard is it to understand that these cars ar meant to be exclusive to single player?

Look at how many cars are exclusive to online, I think single player mode deserved to have some of their own exclusivity too.

And I see nothing soo special about those cars at all, really.

Terrible logic. Especially because I think single player should have all the vehicles too.

[Pedinhuh]

Today I made a big mistake to go on call for a regular race. Played five races and each of them was a complete disaster. When I saw I was on call for 'facebook race 2017' I immediatly left and went on call again, FOR THE SAME sh*t RACE. I thought I'd give it a try since the game was so eager to put me in that lobby. Worst track I have ever played.

 

What kind of retard do you have to be to make races like that let alone publish them...

Go on social club and give your feedback on the race.

The creator receives the feedback by email, I know that because I used to post good reviews on those tracks that I liked, until R* introduced the ability to filter player created jobs, thank gid that happened.

[Non Funkable Token]

 

When this:

 

Turned into this:

The best Sentinel ever turned into a sh*tty midlife crisis wannbe sports car...

 

...Damnit R*!!

 

 

I have to defend V here. IV Sentinel is much more a "wannabe sports car" than V, by far.

 

In fact, if IV Sentinel were the only Sentinel in V, people would be begging for a "street" "more civil" version of it.

[hoxi]

So, I'm trying to finally play with a controller after a while of using KB+M, and I really like it. The thing is that everyone and their mother has the aim preference set to free aim on PC. How am I supposed to compete against KB+M players with a controller on free aim for Christ's sake?

[Pedinhuh]

 

 

When this:

 

Turned into this:

The best Sentinel ever turned into a sh*tty midlife crisis wannbe sports car...

 

...Damnit R*!!

 

I have to defend V here. IV Sentinel is much more a "wannabe sports car" than V, by far.

 

In fact, if IV Sentinel were the only Sentinel in V, people would be begging for a "street" "more civil" version of it.

I'm not sure about you but I could smoke people in races with IVs Sentinel.

 

Whereas in V it has problems to keep with a Windsor...A goddamn Wraith which weight over 2 tons, V's version lacks a proper engine sound and performance to go with it.

Also the XS is missclassed at coupes, it should have been at sports cars and should be a lot faster than the convertible.

[Jammsbro]

f*ck that f*cking tequilalas mission. Seriously I f*cking hate that stupid f*cking mission. All the normal fighting mechanics are altered. It locks on target half the time you want to to. Your guy flails like an untrained moron. The normal easy to function dodge action works about 20% of the time. For some f*cking reason we aren't allowed weapons in a game about CRIMINALS ROBBING OTHER CRIMINALS. And the lost are allowed weapons.

 

14 times I have to go back inside there to finish them off. And it was the last guy, it's always the last guy. The last three guys took so many hits from me that it went beyond ridiculous. I f*cking hate that mission. So f*cking frustraing. There is no balance, no fairness. It's all balanced against the player.

 

And when I eventually get back? One bard of supplies. And I now have a broken ps4 controller.

[Rafae]

f*ck that f*cking tequilalas mission. Seriously I f*cking hate that stupid f*cking mission. All the normal fighting mechanics are altered. It locks on target half the time you want to to. Your guy flails like an untrained moron. The normal easy to function dodge action works about 20% of the time. For some f*cking reason we aren't allowed weapons in a game about CRIMINALS ROBBING OTHER CRIMINALS. And the lost are allowed weapons.

 

14 times I have to go back inside there to finish them off. And it was the last guy, it's always the last guy. The last three guys took so many hits from me that it went beyond ridiculous. I f*cking hate that mission. So f*cking frustraing. There is no balance, no fairness. It's all balanced against the player.

 

And when I eventually get back? One bard of supplies. And I now have a broken ps4 controller.

Newsflash: It's not meant to be done by yourself

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

f*ck that f*cking tequilalas mission. Seriously I f*cking hate that stupid f*cking mission. All the normal fighting mechanics are altered. It locks on target half the time you want to to. Your guy flails like an untrained moron. The normal easy to function dodge action works about 20% of the time. For some f*cking reason we aren't allowed weapons in a game about CRIMINALS ROBBING OTHER CRIMINALS. And the lost are allowed weapons.

 

14 times I have to go back inside there to finish them off. And it was the last guy, it's always the last guy. The last three guys took so many hits from me that it went beyond ridiculous. I f*cking hate that mission. So f*cking frustraing. There is no balance, no fairness. It's all balanced against the player.

 

And when I eventually get back? One bard of supplies. And I now have a broken ps4 controller.

Newsflash: It's not meant to be done by yourselfActually, it is. 1 Bike + 1 sticky + drive in and park on dance floor = explosion, fire, burning Lost and mission over in 2 minutes or less.

[Rafae]

 

 

f*ck that f*cking tequilalas mission. Seriously I f*cking hate that stupid f*cking mission. All the normal fighting mechanics are altered. It locks on target half the time you want to to. Your guy flails like an untrained moron. The normal easy to function dodge action works about 20% of the time. For some f*cking reason we aren't allowed weapons in a game about CRIMINALS ROBBING OTHER CRIMINALS. And the lost are allowed weapons.

 

14 times I have to go back inside there to finish them off. And it was the last guy, it's always the last guy. The last three guys took so many hits from me that it went beyond ridiculous. I f*cking hate that mission. So f*cking frustraing. There is no balance, no fairness. It's all balanced against the player.

 

And when I eventually get back? One bard of supplies. And I now have a broken ps4 controller.

Newsflash: It's not meant to be done by yourself

Actually, it is. 1 Bike + 1 sticky + drive in and park on dance floor = explosion, fire, burning Lost and mission over in 2 minutes or less.

No one's supposed to know that

[BlackMilk]

f*ck that f*cking tequilalas mission. Seriously I f*cking hate that stupid f*cking mission. All the normal fighting mechanics are altered. It locks on target half the time you want to to. Your guy flails like an untrained moron. The normal easy to function dodge action works about 20% of the time. For some f*cking reason we aren't allowed weapons in a game about CRIMINALS ROBBING OTHER CRIMINALS. And the lost are allowed weapons.

 

14 times I have to go back inside there to finish them off. And it was the last guy, it's always the last guy. The last three guys took so many hits from me that it went beyond ridiculous. I f*cking hate that mission. So f*cking frustraing. There is no balance, no fairness. It's all balanced against the player.

 

And when I eventually get back? One bard of supplies. And I now have a broken ps4 controller.

Recommend you avoid most of the fighting. Drive in any of your motorcycles after you put a sticky bomb or two on it. The bombs aren't cleared off your vehicle when you enter. So you can just drive it in, get off, get out and detonate.

 

I've done it a number of times and well over half the times I did I instantly killed the guy who had the stuff for me. Some other times it was a matter of waiting a few seconds for the fire to spread and take him out. At the very least it should take out everyone downstairs and it'll save you some deaths and time on fighting the stupid gangmembers.

[Pedinhuh]

f*ck that f*cking tequilalas mission. Seriously I f*cking hate that stupid f*cking mission. All the normal fighting mechanics are altered. It locks on target half the time you want to to. Your guy flails like an untrained moron. The normal easy to function dodge action works about 20% of the time. For some f*cking reason we aren't allowed weapons in a game about CRIMINALS ROBBING OTHER CRIMINALS. And the lost are allowed weapons.

 

14 times I have to go back inside there to finish them off. And it was the last guy, it's always the last guy. The last three guys took so many hits from me that it went beyond ridiculous. I f*cking hate that mission. So f*cking frustraing. There is no balance, no fairness. It's all balanced against the player.

 

And when I eventually get back? One bard of supplies. And I now have a broken ps4 controller.

Aint better to just run up to behind the bar where the bartender is? If you do that all the Lost MC will come after you one-by-one because the spot is too tight for more than one NPC fighting.

[Rafae]

 

f*ck that f*cking tequilalas mission. Seriously I f*cking hate that stupid f*cking mission. All the normal fighting mechanics are altered. It locks on target half the time you want to to. Your guy flails like an untrained moron. The normal easy to function dodge action works about 20% of the time. For some f*cking reason we aren't allowed weapons in a game about CRIMINALS ROBBING OTHER CRIMINALS. And the lost are allowed weapons.

 

14 times I have to go back inside there to finish them off. And it was the last guy, it's always the last guy. The last three guys took so many hits from me that it went beyond ridiculous. I f*cking hate that mission. So f*cking frustraing. There is no balance, no fairness. It's all balanced against the player.

 

And when I eventually get back? One bard of supplies. And I now have a broken ps4 controller.

Aint better to just run up to behind the bar where the bartender is? If you do that all the Lost MC will come after you one-by-one because the spot is too tight for more than one NPC fighting.

I didn't even know this lol

[DentureDynamite]

i really hate the ruiner 2000....

Really, if it was not for the rockets...man...

 

It's a love-hate relationship car for me; most of the time it's unavailable (cool down) when I need it, or just outright fails to spawn (current bug); but..

 

...I've had some epic moments of in-and-out (over-the-building) revenge kills and pretty amazing evasion that make me forgive its nerfyness.

Edited February 13, 2017 by DentureDynamite

[DentureDynamite]

 

What the f*ck is wrong with this cop?

 

 

 

 

Maybe the same thing wrong with these cops? lol

 

 

 

 

Edited February 13, 2017 by DentureDynamite

[Happy Hunter]

 

[Dacelo]

 

I never have connection issues. It's clearly just that you have bad internet. Why bother adding dedicated servers now? Works fine for me.

[TheFroggmann]

Should probably make a separate Bitch and Moan topic about the NPCs.

Why?

 

 

There sort of is... http://gtaforums.com/topic/879912-do-you-think-the-ai-is-designed-to-go-against-you/page-1

[SideStunt]

Logged into GTAO an hour ago to do a VIP work, after that I went to my office garage to discover that my Dukes and Stallion decided to f*ck off (probably the dodo, marshall and the hatchet too). I've had both of these rides since 2014. I'm about to log back in again and if they're not back I'm going to lose my mind and probably write a ticket.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

Should probably make a separate Bitch and Moan topic about the NPCs.

Why?

 

No offense, but your character is scary lookin' AF... I'd probably be forced to run you over too. Like, holy damn, burn it, burn it with fire, then run like hell!

[⁣V⁣]

No offense, but your character is scary lookin' AF... I'd probably be forced to run you over too. Like, holy damn, burn it, burn it with fire, then run like hell!

I like the leather.

 

Passos: You wanna camel coat, bro?

Max: I'm fine with the leather!

Passos: There's plenty here goin' begging!

Max: This don't show the blood so much!

from Max Payne 3

Edited February 14, 2017 by --V--

[TheFroggmann]

Logged into GTAO an hour ago to do a VIP work, after that I went to my office garage to discover that my Dukes and Stallion decided to f*ck off (probably the dodo, marshall and the hatchet too). I've had both of these rides since 2014. I'm about to log back in again and if they're not back I'm going to lose my mind and probably write a ticket.

 

This has happened to me on occasion. They are still there but you may need to unlink/link the account you played LG on.

[DominusTaranis]

Started doing dailies on both characters. Today I got 100k on my secondary character.

 

I got the bonus on thursday of last week for my main.

 

*squinty eyes*

[P34NUTZ]

This is a bitch and moan from a few months back

 

I was driving my fully upgraded armoured SUV down the street when I accidentally flipped it, landed just between the gap in the tram tunnel and the tram, my car got crushed and blew up. I didn't get any message saying my car was destroyed, it just vanished and I never saw it agian. I'm still salty about it.

[Rafae]

Started doing dailies on both characters. Today I got 100k on my secondary character.

 

I got the bonus on thursday of last week for my main.

 

*squinty eyes*

 

Sorry... but what are you bitching and moaning about?

 

EDIT: I see it now

Edited February 14, 2017 by Rafaesheikh

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

No offense, but your character is scary lookin' AF... I'd probably be forced to run you over too. Like, holy damn, burn it, burn it with fire, then run like hell!

I like the leather.

Passos: You wanna camel coat, bro?

Max: I'm fine with the leather!

Passos: There's plenty here goin' begging!

Max: This don't show the blood so much!

from Max Payne 3

Me too. That's not the part that scares me, though.

[Battle Scars]

PSN servers are down ugh

[PetrolCB]

I know it shouldn't, yet it still does, boggle my mind that every goddamn race has to start off as a demolition derby. I hate racing, but reluctantly do it when a group of my friends do it. Because it's a precursor or intermission to actual work.

 

Then, it's not TOO bad, since we try and race clean, as a team competitively and f*ck over whatever dickhead who decides to act like an asshole. As a receipt, of course.

 

But, Christ in a Hot Pocket, is it annoying as hell. I spend more time watching destruction than actual racing at the green flag. Which means I'm losing valuable start time. Demos, AFKers and blockade racers need to seriously step on a rusty Lego.

 

Oh, catchup and slipstream are stupid and if you're a host who leaves them on, you're a jackass.

[FourFingersOfFun]

I know it shouldn't, yet it still does, boggle my mind that every goddamn race has to start off as a demolition derby. I hate racing, but reluctantly do it when a group of my friends do it. Because it's a precursor or intermission to actual work.

 

Then, it's not TOO bad, since we try and race clean, as a team competitively and f*ck over whatever dickhead who decides to act like an asshole. As a receipt, of course.

 

But, Christ in a Hot Pocket, is it annoying as hell. I spend more time watching destruction than actual racing at the green flag. Which means I'm losing valuable start time. Demos, AFKers and blockade racers need to seriously step on a rusty Lego.

 

Oh, catchup and slipstream are stupid and if you're a host who leaves them on, you're a jackass.

That's what happens when an overwhelming majority of GTA players are quite simply pure f*cking retards.

The concept of braking literally doesn't even exist to them and the only thing they know how do is RRAHHHHH PEDAL TO THE METAL 24/7, even on hairpin turns.

 

Look at players anywhere else in the game and again you'll find the overwhelming majority of them play as if it's their first time ever playing, but they're also blind,deaf and missing fingers.