The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[ciel]

 

That's not the point anyway, I prefer stealing supplies so stfu hoe.

Quote me bish

 

Square up

FIGHT ME

[Rafae]

 

 

That's not the point anyway, I prefer stealing supplies so stfu hoe.

Quote me bish

 

Square up

FIGHT ME

I already won

[ciel]

no.

[Commander S]

 

Of all the Special Vehicles they could add the Duke O' Death gets excluded....

Right? And whats even more annoying is that its a vehicle that needs to be transported using the wastelander in VIP work. Honestly so stupid.

 

Duke O'Death, Space Docker and the Go Go Monkey Blista - all of which still remain unavailable in GTAO.

 

That's either A-grade trolling on R*'s part, or ...a bit like how they used the Valentine's Day Massacre clothes in the Lowriders missions for the preset outfits. A hint that they might be getting added with a future update?

[Mach1bud]

 

 

Of all the Special Vehicles they could add the Duke O' Death gets excluded....

Right? And whats even more annoying is that its a vehicle that needs to be transported using the wastelander in VIP work. Honestly so stupid.

Duke O'Death, Space Docker and the Go Go Monkey Blista - all of which still remain unavailable in GTAO.

 

That's either A-grade trolling on R*'s part, or ...a bit like how they used the Valentine's Day Massacre clothes in the Lowriders missions for the preset outfits. A hint that they might be getting added with a future update?

I firmly believe it is a big ass hint. They could have chosen any cars for that, or the broken down ruiner 2000. They know damn well what they are doing. Teasing.

[Wtfdontlickme]

Stupid f*cking game, stop making my damn assult rifle ammo disappear!!! I had 8,000+ ammo and it went to 54. WHAT THE F*CK MAN. It always happens.

[Mach1bud]

Stupid f*cking game, stop making my damn assult rifle ammo disappear!!! I had 8,000+ ammo and it went to 54. WHAT THE F*CK MAN. It always happens.

Stop shooting so much.

[Wtfdontlickme]

 

Stupid f*cking game, stop making my damn assult rifle ammo disappear!!! I had 8,000+ ammo and it went to 54. WHAT THE F*CK MAN. It always happens.

Stop shooting so much.

But I wasn't. I got 8,000 ammo yesterday with conin. I didn't waste all of it killing people

[Mach1bud]

Here is something that bugs me, on these forums.

 

Someone posts they are having a car meet, yet does not post what platform they are on, somewhere in their half assed post.

 

Does no one care about anything anymore? Does everyone just not pay attention to anything? No effort at all. Got to love the ones that go out of their way to say how HUGE and amazing it is going to be as well.

 

Edit: I know Johnny I was just messing with you.

Edited February 13, 2017 by Mach1bud

[LincolnClay]

So, my friend sends me an invite to a jet death-match, which I enjoy playing every now and then...well when those guys actually care enough about me to invite me. Well, they send me an invite. The game tells me "you can't do that right now". In the few seconds it takes to let me join, the invite's gone

 

(insert my friend's name here)

Playing GTA Online Deathmatch.

 

F*ck me.

Edited February 13, 2017 by TheGamingPr025

[Commander S]

Minor, stupid thing, but I hate when the Quick Job function doesn't let you see what the job is going to be before immediately throwing you in (without a chance to back out) - yeah, I get that only happens when the game finds a session that's about to launch, but still, it's a pain in the ass to get thrown blind into, say, a Special Vehicle mission, and ...yaaay, it's Asset Seizure with randos.

[Cobhthaigh]

I bring up gta 5, switch to online, and the instant it gives me the aerial overhead view I'm hearing things like, "Do you even know what the word (insert n word ) even means?".

 

 

[jdwarfer]

Can't stand players asking for modders in all sessions I come in.

Damn beggars "I need money" "pls give me money" STFU

 

Can't stand those hydra retards killing random people, including me.

Last time that f*cktard was cheating, being invincible. I shot his hydra with my minigun, but he kept killing me like nothing happened.

I reported him.

"Enjoy your ban" I said.

"Ok" he replied...

f*cking moron.

Edited February 13, 2017 by jdwarfer

[Pedinhuh]

 

 

Of all the Special Vehicles they could add the Duke O' Death gets excluded....

Right? And whats even more annoying is that its a vehicle that needs to be transported using the wastelander in VIP work. Honestly so stupid.

Duke O'Death, Space Docker and the Go Go Monkey Blista - all of which still remain unavailable in GTAO.

 

That's either A-grade trolling on R*'s part, or ...a bit like how they used the Valentine's Day Massacre clothes in the Lowriders missions for the preset outfits. A hint that they might be getting added with a future update?

How hard is it to understand that these cars ar meant to be exclusive to single player?

Look at how many cars are exclusive to online, I think single player mode deserved to have some of their own exclusivity too.

And I see nothing soo special about those cars at all, really.

[Gridl0k]

The DoD has mass. It's fun to drive because NPCs get punted right out the f*cking way, unlike other armoured cars.

 

Speaking of which, the R2K must weigh about 500lbs, goddamn thing rolls every time I look at it funny.

Edited February 13, 2017 by Gridl0k

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

i really hate the ruiner 2000....

Really, if it was not for the rockets...man...

[Pedinhuh]

The DoD has mass. It's fun to drive because NPCs get punted right out the f*cking way, unlike other armoured cars.

 

Speaking of which, the R2K must weigh about 500lbs, goddamn thing rolls every time I look at it funny.

Ermmm...

 

Insurgent?

Insurgent pickup?

Armoured Kuruma(short of)?

Phantom Wedge?

Ramp Buggy(before it blows up)?

Armoured Boxville?

[Gridl0k]

I meant the Schafter/Baller/etc bunch really, I get there's some choice for ramming the sh*t out of traffic (especially now) but the difference between eg the DoD and what should be a 4 tonne Baller LE is stark.

[Commander S]

 

 

 

Of all the Special Vehicles they could add the Duke O' Death gets excluded....

Right? And whats even more annoying is that its a vehicle that needs to be transported using the wastelander in VIP work. Honestly so stupid.

Duke O'Death, Space Docker and the Go Go Monkey Blista - all of which still remain unavailable in GTAO.

 

That's either A-grade trolling on R*'s part, or ...a bit like how they used the Valentine's Day Massacre clothes in the Lowriders missions for the preset outfits. A hint that they might be getting added with a future update?

How hard is it to understand that these cars ar meant to be exclusive to single player?

Look at how many cars are exclusive to online, I think single player mode deserved to have some of their own exclusivity too.

And I see nothing soo special about those cars at all, really.

 

What, like the Redwood Gauntlet/Sprunk Buffalo/Burger Shot Stallion/Pißwasser Dominator?

 

And again, it's curious how R* took the few cars that are still single-player-only, and used them for the Wastelander VIP job, as opposed to anything else...

[⁣V⁣]

Should probably make a separate Bitch and Moan topic about the NPCs.

Why?

[A Maned Wolf]

We badly port over the Blista Compact, Stallion, and Dukes; but can't be arsed to port over the Hakumai:

 

 

 

 

At least GTA IV is backwards-compatible on the X1 now, just to keep reminding me how much of a step backward GTA V is from a gameplay and modeling stand point.

[Coleco]

We badly port over the Blista Compact, Stallion, and Dukes; but can't be arsed to port over the Hakumai:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I want this car on the streets of LS so much.

[PetrolCB]

Is there something about the Redwood Gauntlet that turns the driver into a ramming sh*tter? Like, does it whisper commands of foul deeds into the driver's ear or something? Seems like 9/10 Redwood Gauntlet drivers WILL try to ram you.

 

X80's too.

[Fennimoe]

Why couldn't GTA have unique fonts for each vehicle like Saints Row?

 

(See 1:00 and 3:12.)

Watching this game made me absolutely cringe. I am so glad I never got past the character creation... And to think, some people want that type of crap (flying, space jump, etc) in GTA! Ugh. However, I agree that the unique fonts are a sweet idea!

 

EDT: Please, do not forget... This is just my sh*tty opinion.

Edited February 13, 2017 by Fennimoe

[A Maned Wolf]

When this:

 

Turned into this:

[Pedinhuh]

When this:

 

Turned into this:

The best Sentinel ever turned into a sh*tty midlife crisis wannbe sports car...

 

...Damnit R*!!

[TKDSnovelist]

Should probably make a separate Bitch and Moan topic about the NPCs.

Why?

 

turn around and park in my lane, i'd do the same to you

[EkaSwede]

Should probably make a separate Bitch and Moan topic about the NPCs.

Why?

White walls on your tires. That's why. You'd be surprised how a lot of people gets upset whenever they see white walls on anything. Never thought NPCs would get this upset as well.

[⁣V⁣]

 

Should probably make a separate Bitch and Moan topic about the NPCs.

-gif-

Why?

turn around and park in my lane, i'd do the same to you

 

It's not his lane. He went around the truck and hit me. Edited February 13, 2017 by --V--

[Forza Harrd]

 

 

Should probably make a separate Bitch and Moan topic about the NPCs.

Why?

turn around and park in my lane, i'd do the same to you

 

It's not his lane. He went around the truck and hit me.

 

 

That's what you get for using a secondary paint that matches your hair. Karma.