The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

It's ridiculous the difference in range between the Savage and Hydra cannon.

The canon on the savage should be replaced by a movable non explosive yet extremely powerful turret.

 

Imagin 6 x the gun on the karin technical x 3 to 10 times the firerate.

 

That would still be an instant killer/blow up of any regular vehicle, probably destroy/put it dead in the water an insurgent with a straffe to the hood and it would probably also do the same to the tank once you hit the vents at the back while probably just damaging tanks and insurgents if not hitting the hood with a straffe, thus making rockets still a viable option.

Edited February 11, 2017 by Darth Absentis

[Nyamber]

 

It's ridiculous the difference in range between the Savage and Hydra cannon.

The canon on the savage should be replaced by a movable non explosive yet extremely powerful turret.

 

Imagin 6 x the gun on the karin technical x 3 to 10 times the firerate.

 

That would still be an instant killer/blow up of any regular vehicle, probably destroy/put it dead in the water an insurgent with a straffe to the hood and it would probably also do the same to the tank once you hit the vents at the back while probably just damaging tanks and jets if not hitting the hood with a straffe, thus making rockets still a viable option.

 

Or just put that on a new chopper.

 

^Hunter

[Happy Hunter]

I personally would like the Savage to still have explosive rounds, though I can see Darth's vibe, and I could probably work with that. I mean, a move-able cannon would be really nice to have, and would make the bullets being non-explosive not so bad.

 

Oh, and obviously I'm all for the Hunter.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

 

It's ridiculous the difference in range between the Savage and Hydra cannon.

The canon on the savage should be replaced by a movable non explosive yet extremely powerful turret.

 

Imagin 6 x the gun on the karin technical x 3 to 10 times the firerate.

 

That would still be an instant killer/blow up of any regular vehicle, probably destroy/put it dead in the water an insurgent with a straffe to the hood and it would probably also do the same to the tank once you hit the vents at the back while probably just damaging tanks and jets if not hitting the hood with a straffe, thus making rockets still a viable option.

 

Or just put that on a new chopper.

 

^Hunter

 

 

Would still make the savage useless for anything.

If there ever would be a hunter implemented, it should be like a savage but way more agile but way less armor....and maybe give that a slightly movable explosive turret but with the fire rate of the turret on the valkerie.

 

I personally would like the Savage to still have explosive rounds, though I can see Darth's vibe, and I could probably work with that. I mean, a move-able cannon would be really nice to have, and would make the bullets being non-explosive not so bad.

 

Oh, and obviously I'm all for the Hunter.

 

Yea well, currently i find helicopters a bitch to aim even after i practiced with them, yet with an explosive turret gun firing at that rate of fire, an armor buff and a speed and acceleration/top speed buff the thing would be slightly insane against players on the ground i think if in the hands of a good pilot.

 

Though i think the anahilator in its current state with just an explosive canon that is not a turret would be kinda nice...and like mentioned in that thread of me, having in the anahilator the exclusive ability to use homing launchers and miniguns would not hurt either.

 

It is the only heli that seats 6 people except for the cargobob if i recall right, would be fun to make it a flying armory when playing with a huge team.

Sure as hell it sucks in it's current state, oh my god, i take a maverick any day over that sh*tty thing.

 

Must say that if it would get buffed to such an insane point, i do not think it should just spawn in freeroam....

I mean, in that state it would be worth the pricetag to buy anyhow.

 

Really, i just hate how currently none of the helicopters really have anything to go for them.

And god sh*t, those unarmored and unarmed helis should get unlimited flares....there is really no purpose for any other unarmed helicopter otherwise except maybe the swift, as long the buzzard stays so fast....and i do not find nerfing the handling and speed of the buzzard a good idea at all....except again for a few things the buzzard itself would be fine as it is if it was not for the OP ness of jets and the fact that the main machine guns in it current state are useless and the semi-uselessness of the unguided rocket option, especially considering the rocket pod on it is based on the kind of rocket pods that fire hydra 70 missiles.

 

and this is about what those intend to do:

 

 

 

Though i consider that firerate way to insane to be implemented in freeroam especially without any kind of cooldown, increasing the firerate of the unguided rockets option by x2 or x3 and removing that small cooldown that happens every 2 misiles....i just do not see how that would hurt anyone.

[Happy Hunter]

increasing the firerate of the unguided rockets option by x2 or x3 and removing that small cooldown that happens every 2 misiles

So, not quite like this lol?

 

 

But yeah, I agree with most of what you've just said.

 

The Annihilator ... Wow, that thing really fell from grace compared to GTA IV's EFLC. I personally would just take a Cargobob over it any day.

[Mach1bud]

 

increasing the firerate of the unguided rockets option by x2 or x3 and removing that small cooldown that happens every 2 misiles

So, not quite like this lol?

 

 

But yeah, I agree with most of what you've just said.

 

The Annihilator ... Wow, that thing really fell from grace compared to GTA IV's EFLC. I personally would just take a Cargobob over it any day.

That looks really cool though.

[Happy Hunter]

 

That looks really cool though.

It also does crazy things to my mind when I'm firing rockets like that. In a good way.

Edited February 11, 2017 by Happy Hunter

[Fezza1999]

-Source a vehicle

-It's a f*cking offshore one

-Get the cargobob and go to the car without any problems

-Avoided the buzzards

- Cargobob drops the f*cking car-about 10,000 damage

-f*cking buzzards catch up and give the car another 5,000 damage

f*ck this game

[⁣V⁣]

Launcher keeps crashing

Now what?

 

Edit: dunno what did it but after a couple of tries it pulled through and launched the game.

(maybe cause I posted it here and it got scared of being piddled on)

Edited February 11, 2017 by --V--

[SPECTER II]

Did something happen to the bike settings? My fully upgraded bikes like the Hakuchou Drag and Bati only reaches like 90 mph with very slow acceleration, and I can't do wheelies with the Bati.

 

Edit: Apparently, it's the same with cars. Low max speed and slow acceleration. What gives?

Edited February 11, 2017 by SPECTER II

[Mach1bud]

Did something happen to the bike settings? My fully upgraded bikes like the Hakuchou Drag and Bati only reaches like 90 mph with very slow acceleration, and I can't do wheelies with the Bati.

 

Edit: Apparently, it's the same with cars. Low max speed and slow acceleration. What gives?

You on PS4?

[SPECTER II]

 

Did something happen to the bike settings? My fully upgraded bikes like the Hakuchou Drag and Bati only reaches like 90 mph with very slow acceleration, and I can't do wheelies with the Bati.

 

Edit: Apparently, it's the same with cars. Low max speed and slow acceleration. What gives?

You on PS4?

No, Xbox One.

I found out it's the controller's problem, not the game.

[Mach1bud]

 

 

Did something happen to the bike settings? My fully upgraded bikes like the Hakuchou Drag and Bati only reaches like 90 mph with very slow acceleration, and I can't do wheelies with the Bati.

 

Edit: Apparently, it's the same with cars. Low max speed and slow acceleration. What gives?

You on PS4?

No, Xbox One.

I found out it's the controller's problem, not the game.

Ha, good man that is what I was going to suggest.

[Fennimoe]

Reverse B&M... They were probably bitching though.

 

 

[SPECTER II]

Okay, so for anybody who have problems with acceleration and max speed for Xbox One, disassmble the controller carefully and check if the triggers' magnets fell.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Reverse B&M... They were probably bitching though.

 

 

That made me laugh out loud....it is hilarious to know so many people still do not know about the underground in the city

[Xiled]

 

Reverse B&M... They were probably bitching though.

 

 

That made me laugh out loud....it is hilarious to know so many people still do not know about the underground in the city

 

What is this underground you speak of? Because I only know of the Digital Underground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I2zbB1-MV4

[Happy Hunter]

Hmm, GTA IV's EFLC multiplayer (with no cr*ppy homing launchers, and helicopters that have actual armour), or GTA V's multiplayer (free of the modders that are infesting GTA IV, and less clunky controls on foot)?

 

Hard to decide which to play.

 

With GTA IV you do get this:

 

 

But you also get this:

 

 

Which is somewhat annoying.

[Professional Amateur]

But you also get this:

 

 

Which is somewhat annoying.

Still better than the fact I hit a f*cking seagull with a Titan in director mode and it killed the engines. I'd take that death over the the armour of GTA V's aircraft any day. I get that a bird would kill a jet engine, but seriously? A bird to the wing pretty much totalled a Titan?!? HOW? Why are the aircraft so weak now? I'll never understand.

 

Can't wait to finally play GTA IV again, even though my friend wants to run me over with a super-speed tug boat.

[Happy Hunter]

Still better than the fact I hit a f*cking seagull with a Titan in director mode and it killed the engines. I'd take that death over the the armour of GTA V's aircraft any day. I get that a bird would kill a jet engine, but seriously? A bird to the wing pretty much totalled a Titan?!? HOW? Why are the aircraft so weak now? I'll never understand.

 

 

F*ck ... Did you get it recorded? Would make good material to push for buffing stuff lol.

Edited February 12, 2017 by Happy Hunter

[Handsome Jack]

 

But you also get this:

 

 

Which is somewhat annoying.

Still better than the fact I hit a f*cking seagull with a Titan in director mode and it killed the engines. I'd take that death over the the armour of GTA V's aircraft any day. I get that a bird would kill a jet engine, but seriously? A bird to the wing pretty much totalled a Titan?!? HOW? Why are the aircraft so weak now? I'll never understand.

 

Can't wait to finally play GTA IV again, even though my friend wants to run me over with a super-speed tug boat.

 

Lolwut a seagull? Holy f*ck that's ridiculous, i'm glad they aren't in online mode.

[Professional Amateur]

F*ck ... Did you get it recorded? Would make good material to push for buffing stuff lol.

Unfortunately I did not, however, it has happened a few times. It's a bastard to replicate, but it also destroyed the Cuban 800 when the same thing happened, so it seems to be consistent. What I don't understand is how a bird can immobilise a plane yet I can forcefully tap an NPC plane out of the sky with little damage.

 

Do birds have solid titanium skeletons? Or am I flying a plane made of fabric and timber? Bird strikes can do a fair amount of damage to an aircraft, but not enough to take out both engines just by striking a wing. An occurrence like that can put a hole in the wing, fair enough. It can't just bring a plane down a minute after the strike though, especially not a quad-turboprop transport plane, but somehow, it just did.

Edited February 12, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[Happy Hunter]

 

F*ck ... Did you get it recorded? Would make good material to push for buffing stuff lol.

Unfortunately I did not, however, it has happened a few times. It's a bastard to replicate, but it also destroyed the Cuban 800 when the same thing happened, so it seems to be consistent. What I don't understand is how a bird can immobilise a plane yet I can forcefully tap an NPC plane out of the sky with little damage.

 

Do birds have solid titanium skeletons? Or am I flying a plane made of fabric and timber? Bird strikes can do a fair amount of damage to an aircraft, but not enough to take out both engines just by striking a wing. An occurrence like that can put a hole in the wing, fair enough. It can't just bring a plane down a minute after the strike though, especially not a quad-turboprop transport plane, but somehow, it just did.

 

Knowing Rockstar's logic, a little bird would bring down a Mil Mi-24 Hind lol.

 

If I get elected Governor, I'll fund research into the birds - maybe we can learn from them and use their armour for our vehicles.

Edited February 12, 2017 by Happy Hunter

[MG Fall]

The only thing I can complain about is the simple fact that rockstar gave a complete f*ck you to the people who raced/grinded races over and over and over again to unlock turbo, and all of those fine other things, and now they're unlockable once you reach a certain level ( or something else, not locked behind races). Really? To be fair why don't you unlock all the level locked clothing and whatnot, hmm? But that isn't the only thing, I am fed up with the fact that they still have the nerve to lock those sweet ass aluminium and steel paints behind rally races knowing damn well no one does those things. Ever. Rant over.

Edited February 12, 2017 by MG Fall

[Rafae]

The only thing I can complain about is the simple fact that rockstar gave a complete f*ck you to the people who raced/grinded races over and over and over again to unlock turbo, and all of those fine other things, and now they're unlockable once you reach a certain level ( or something else, not locked behind races). Really? To be fair why don't you unlock all the level locked clothing and whatnot, hmm? But that isn't the only thing, I am fed up with the fact that they still have the nerve to lock those sweet ass aluminium and steel paints behind rally races knowing damn well no one does those things. Ever. Rant over.

Damn, you're really going to be that petty, eh?

[Irish45455]

The only thing I can complain about is the simple fact that rockstar gave a complete f*ck you to the people who raced/grinded races over and over and over again to unlock turbo, and all of those fine other things, and now they're unlockable once you reach a certain level ( or something else, not locked behind races). Really? To be fair why don't you unlock all the level locked clothing and whatnot, hmm? But that isn't the only thing, I am fed up with the fact that they still have the nerve to lock those sweet ass aluminium and steel paints behind rally races knowing damn well no one does those things. Ever. Rant over.

Still have chrome paint, most of the matte paints, plus the metal paints minus gold locked because I refuse to race with randumbs and I suck in planes. Plus I suck at rally races. I know you only need to do one for the metal paints but it's hard enough to do a normal race, never mind getting people to stick around for a RALLY race. I've even tried a dick move and switched it to rally at the last second and people just left. Shame, because these paints look so good on some cars.

Edited February 12, 2017 by Irish45455

[Giantsgiants]

Why couldn't GTA have unique fonts for each vehicle like Saints Row?

 

(See 1:00 and 3:12.)

 

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

 

It's ridiculous the difference in range between the Savage and Hydra cannon.

The canon on the savage should be replaced by a movable non explosive yet extremely powerful turret.

 

Imagin 6 x the gun on the karin technical x 3 to 10 times the firerate.

 

That would still be an instant killer/blow up of any regular vehicle, probably destroy/put it dead in the water an insurgent with a straffe to the hood and it would probably also do the same to the tank once you hit the vents at the back while probably just damaging tanks and jets if not hitting the hood with a straffe, thus making rockets still a viable option.

 

Or just put that on a new chopper.

 

^Hunter

 

 

Would still make the savage useless for anything.

If there ever would be a hunter implemented, it should be like a savage but way more agile but way less armor....and maybe give that a slightly movable explosive turret but with the fire rate of the turret on the valkerie.

wouldn't that contradict the hunter's description ?

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

 

 

 

It's ridiculous the difference in range between the Savage and Hydra cannon.

The canon on the savage should be replaced by a movable non explosive yet extremely powerful turret.

 

Imagin 6 x the gun on the karin technical x 3 to 10 times the firerate.

 

That would still be an instant killer/blow up of any regular vehicle, probably destroy/put it dead in the water an insurgent with a straffe to the hood and it would probably also do the same to the tank once you hit the vents at the back while probably just damaging tanks and jets if not hitting the hood with a straffe, thus making rockets still a viable option.

 

Or just put that on a new chopper.

 

^Hunter

 

 

Would still make the savage useless for anything.

If there ever would be a hunter implemented, it should be like a savage but way more agile but way less armor....and maybe give that a slightly movable explosive turret but with the fire rate of the turret on the valkerie.

wouldn't that contradict the hunter's description ?

 

No idea, all i know is that irl the apache longbow is more of a stealth aircraft anyhow.

Sure it is supposed to survive hits from a AA few armor piercing rounds, but they mainly use this thing at night IRL and i sure do not think the armor should be up to that of a proper buffed savage and take a hit from a homing launcher without exploding on impact.

Also with way less armor i do not nessecarely mean to give it armor like the savage had before it's buff, but just regular armor on it....

I mean, if you give the thing the same armor of buffed savage and about the same weapons and way better agility, what would be even the purpose be of the savage then ?

 

Instead, give it less armor....maybe about the armor the valkerie currently has, but make the weapon systems more accurate or faster, like giving it ruiner missiles and...like said, the canon the valkerie currently has

 

btw, There is a reason they call one of the newer versions of the apache IRL "longbow".

 

That being said i do not give much f*cks about how it was in the past GTA's, especially considering i heard it was overpowered as f*ck back then together with the anahilator(which, in case someone forgot i said it, is currently underpowered dogsh*t)

[Gridl0k]

Had a guy who I'd shot down in his Hydra, he'd go passive to go get another one. Then crash. Repeat.

 

Every time he came back I'd go passive.

 

He went f*cking nuts. Some people have no self awareness.