The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[⁣V⁣]

(Okay, now this is legit Bitch and Moan)

Let's play a game I like to call, Cheat or lag?

 

 

Dude's name is MrHyde-Militare. Didn't want to report him cause if they don't find anything my ass will be on the line.

[Mrs. Buzz]

Playin in a friendly lobby for a couple of hours and instantly all get spawned to one point and got a "huge" money drop on us - wtf! I was able to dc from the session as fast as possible but the cheater managed to drop arround 600k on me. What's the point for that? I helped a friend to re-supply his MC businesses and all of a sudden we get spawned and "gifted" that sh*t money?

 

An open letter to every cheater out there - do your stuff on your own . but DON'T interruped the gameplay from others - really! Spawn me a blimp - I'm fine! Gimme a railgun and teaser - I'm fine! But pls stop f*cking off our usual business with your "respawn and moneydrop" sh*t - ffs. Damn freeroam, really.... smh

Edited February 11, 2017 by godtrams

[askinnywhitedildo]

f*ck these assholes that kick you out of a lobby.

 

Bunch of little scrubs who were under 100 kicked me because I "threatened" them by being in the same lobby. Glad I got a few kills on them before they managed to get me out.

[Happy Hunter]

Trying to make gifs, and getting an endless stream of this sh*t:

 

 

No, I'm not a robot! I'm an attack helicopter!

[PetrolCB]

(Okay, now this is legit Bitch and Moan)

Let's play a game I like to call, Cheat or lag?

 

 

Dude's name is MrHyde-Militare. Didn't want to report him cause if they don't find anything my ass will be on the line.

 

Had a guy like that in a lobby the other day. He just stood there, taking heavy snipers and an rpg, not to mention point blank shotgun shells to the head by Mr. Skynet. He looked like Homer Simpson when he boxed a bunch of tomato cans, absorbing shots, except he never ended up retaliating.

[-KM-]

Doing the vehicle cargo work where the car is offshore and you have to Cargobob it.

 

So first B&M; I get to the heli, and get a 3 star wanted level. Take off, call Lester, and it comes straight back. Oh well!

Start heading to the car, I'm clearly out of sight of the cops, yet they still know exactly where I'm going down to a tee.

Snipe the guys, pick up the car, and here come the Buzzards.

 

I drop the car and land, even though I drop it perfectly straight it decides to glitch out land on its roof and knock up repairs by 5k.

I get out the chopper and get 1 shotted by the Buzzards that can shoot directly down and have 100% accuracy

DEAD

Spawn in the middle of the highway

DEAD

Then spawn underneath the Buzzards so that I can't aim high enough

DEAD

Then spawn on a decent hill so I can minigun the pilots, but after 2 more spawn behind me instantly

DEAD

Spawn on the highway again

DEAD

Spawn on the hill again, kill the Buzzards then I wait around 30 seconds until I was sure they'd stopped spawning, to have 2 more spawn and 1 shot me as I'm getting in the car

DEAD

Spawn on the f*cking highway AGAIN

D E A D...

Edited February 11, 2017 by -KM-

[Black-Dragon96]

Cargobob source mission. Go to humane labs, get in the chopper, fly all the way across the map to fort zancudo.

[j0hn_d0e]

(Okay, now this is legit Bitch and Moan)

Let's play a game I like to call, Cheat or lag?

 

 

Dude's name is MrHyde-Militare. Didn't want to report him cause if they don't find anything my ass will be on the line.

 

How did you manage to get that view from his POV ?

[Dacelo]

Extended camera distance + R* editor most likely

[Dellers]

I really like how R* punishes you for no reason at all. I didn't have time last night to wait for the 50 minute cooldown on exporting cars to go completely down, but it was almost done. When I load the game today it's pretty much back to 50. Sorry for not being able to play your game for 50 minutes after each mission R*, I really feel like I'm the a**hole here. Can't do heists or anything either, as that will throw me into different lobbies resetting the timer once again.

 

I've never seen such a gamer unfriendly game before, it's like they cripple absolutely everything to sell those shark cards. I really wonder what scores GTA online would have gotten if it was released separately. It would be miles from the 9-10/10 the base game got, there are extremely many silly annoyances that no one else would get away with. While I do play this a lot and really like it, I don't think it's more than a 6/10 game objectively speaking.

Edited February 11, 2017 by Dellers

[⁣V⁣]

 

(Okay, now this is legit Bitch and Moan)

Let's play a game I like to call, Cheat or lag?

 

 

Dude's name is MrHyde-Militare. Didn't want to report him cause if they don't find anything my ass will be on the line.

How did you manage to get that view from his POV ?

 

 

And the cooldown is in-game minutes, so you can't sell, log off and log on after an hour and sell again.

[Gridl0k]

So I ramped off the highway in my Ruiner, parachuted OVER the CEO in his chopper trying to collect crates, and killed the Hydra attacking him with a couple of missiles to the face.

 

For my help? The CEO tried to HL me. Sigh.

 

[Pedinhuh]

Doing the vehicle cargo work where the car is offshore and you have to Cargobob it.

 

So first B&M; I get to the heli, and get a 3 star wanted level. Take off, call Lester, and it comes straight back. Oh well!

Start heading to the car, I'm clearly out of sight of the cops, yet they still know exactly where I'm going down to a tee.

Snipe the guys, pick up the car, and here come the Buzzards.

 

I drop the car and land, even though I drop it perfectly straight it decides to glitch out land on its roof and knock up repairs by 5k.

I get out the chopper and get 1 shotted by the Buzzards that can shoot directly down and have 100% accuracy

DEAD

Spawn in the middle of the highway

DEAD

Then spawn underneath the Buzzards so that I can't aim high enough

DEAD

Then spawn on a decent hill so I can minigun the pilots, but after 2 more spawn behind me instantly

DEAD

Spawn on the highway again

DEAD

Spawn on the hill again, kill the Buzzards then I wait around 30 seconds until I was sure they'd stopped spawning, to have 2 more spawn and 1 shot me as I'm getting in the car

DEAD

Spawn on the f*cking highway AGAIN

D E A D...

Try to stand your ground against those Buzzards and you will be shread to pieces and spawn killed until the timer runs out.

 

Hook the car to the Cargobob and fly UP, gain altitude, once the Buzzards spawn, you nose dive the cargobob and fly in a straight line to the warehouse, if they somehow catch up to you (which never happened to me) you shouldn't lose more than 1k.

[Gridl0k]

Not enough people are spawning Turret Limos to fight off waves

[Nerfgoth]

 

Doing the vehicle cargo work where the car is offshore and you have to Cargobob it.

 

So first B&M; I get to the heli, and get a 3 star wanted level. Take off, call Lester, and it comes straight back. Oh well!

Start heading to the car, I'm clearly out of sight of the cops, yet they still know exactly where I'm going down to a tee.

Snipe the guys, pick up the car, and here come the Buzzards.

 

I drop the car and land, even though I drop it perfectly straight it decides to glitch out land on its roof and knock up repairs by 5k.

I get out the chopper and get 1 shotted by the Buzzards that can shoot directly down and have 100% accuracy

DEAD

Spawn in the middle of the highway

DEAD

Then spawn underneath the Buzzards so that I can't aim high enough

DEAD

Then spawn on a decent hill so I can minigun the pilots, but after 2 more spawn behind me instantly

DEAD

Spawn on the highway again

DEAD

Spawn on the hill again, kill the Buzzards then I wait around 30 seconds until I was sure they'd stopped spawning, to have 2 more spawn and 1 shot me as I'm getting in the car

DEAD

Spawn on the f*cking highway AGAIN

D E A D...

Try to stand your ground against those Buzzards and you will be shread to pieces and spawn killed until the timer runs out.

 

Hook the car to the Cargobob and fly UP, gain altitude, once the Buzzards spawn, you nose dive the cargobob and fly in a straight line to the warehouse, if they somehow catch up to you (which never happened to me) you shouldn't lose more than 1k.

OR get friends to help out, they dont even need to be in the same org! So to lonewolf can join up in the same session and help out when this one pops up!

 

And to all who bitch and moan about van selling mission they where supposed to play with two or more friends!

 

And for my B&M... Why dont random biker bosses promote member to road capten and vice president! The two spots that get the mc crew ability to spawn in chopper and bullshark!

[Gridl0k]

OT: I'm the only VIP in the lobby, I want to ruin a Hydra guy with the VIP Ruiner, "there is a session-wide work in progress" forever. FFS.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Savage is indeed buffed, but god, it could still use a lot more buff.

And no, i do not want to take down jets with one or even have a chance against prepared groups of players in the open with a homing launcher, but this thing ain't even doing a great job at NPC's

 

During headhunter, even after adjusting against the cumbersome handling and no longer hitting objects, i still am smoking at the end of that thing, and i do not have a single defense against the buzzard or any ground player.

 

Though i am not sure this thing should be a real buzzard hunter, it would help if they either make the mg a slightly movable turret so it can aim up and down and maybe to the sides for about 45 to 65 degrees or something, give this thing the armor of the kuruma + somewhat more and let it be able to not explode if hit by an explosive round/missile, but be death in the water once that happens and increase the top speed and maybe even acceleration because though this thing should probably not be an aircraft hunter it definatly should be an NPC hunter and have no problem when dealing with any gun players can use that is not a minigun or an explosive weapon.

 

this thing should also be able to hit tanks but even that it can not do.

Also buffing the speed and maybe acceleration is not that unreasonable considering that besides currently still underpowered for anything in freeroam, in real life this thing was/is one of the fastest helicopters in the world.

 

edit: just looking at this docu....ugh....just buff this thing rockstar !

Edited February 11, 2017 by Darth Absentis

[Gridl0k]

It's ridiculous the difference in range between the Savage and Hydra cannon.

[whywontyoulisten]

Doing the vehicle cargo work where the car is offshore and you have to Cargobob it.

 

So first B&M; I get to the heli, and get a 3 star wanted level. Take off, call Lester, and it comes straight back. Oh well!

Start heading to the car, I'm clearly out of sight of the cops, yet they still know exactly where I'm going down to a tee.

Snipe the guys, pick up the car, and here come the Buzzards.

 

I drop the car and land, even though I drop it perfectly straight it decides to glitch out land on its roof and knock up repairs by 5k.

I get out the chopper and get 1 shotted by the Buzzards that can shoot directly down and have 100% accuracy

DEAD

Spawn in the middle of the highway

DEAD

Then spawn underneath the Buzzards so that I can't aim high enough

DEAD

Then spawn on a decent hill so I can minigun the pilots, but after 2 more spawn behind me instantly

DEAD

Spawn on the highway again

DEAD

Spawn on the hill again, kill the Buzzards then I wait around 30 seconds until I was sure they'd stopped spawning, to have 2 more spawn and 1 shot me as I'm getting in the car

DEAD

Spawn on the f*cking highway AGAIN

D E A D...

You're doing it wrong.

 

 

Hook the car to the Cargobob and fly UP, gain altitude, once the Buzzards spawn, you nose dive the cargobob and fly in a straight line to the warehouse, if they somehow catch up to you (which never happened to me) you shouldn't lose more than 1k.

 

You're doing it right.

[Gridl0k]

Even when they catch up to me, I usually manage to introduce them to a pylon.

[Slonitram]

 

How come is this not possible in the actual Director Mode? What made Rockstar remove the voice lines for not only the alien costume actor, but possibly also many other actors in the released Director Mode?

 

Weird.

[Sky_Light12]

Even when they catch up to me, I usually manage to introduce them to a pylon.

not forgetting windmills ?

 

oh and even skyscraper work ( probably same for F.zancudo tank guards ) . but for skyscraper , i need some maneuver to lure them though , which is hard to pull-off with winched cargobob

[No Homing]

Apparently '88m' is a forbidden word.

 

And yes, that's how much $ I have.

[Gridl0k]

There's a nice little set of buildings around the Square that they can't fly through, I find. One either side of you and one underneath, and they can't make it.

[Sky_Light12]

There's a nice little set of buildings around the Square that they can't fly through, I find. One either side of you and one underneath, and they can't make it.

the hard part is since outside of LS , there are no skyscraper but we have to rely on pylons , tall trees , windmills and restricted area

however , the prison guard consist of carbines , assault shotty and guard towers armed with sniper rifle

[Dacelo]

Apparently '88m' is a forbidden word.

 

And yes, that's how much $ I have.

88 is most likely banned because it's used 'as code' by Nazis (H = 8th letter, 88 = Heil Hitler)

[Black-Dragon96]

 

Apparently '88m' is a forbidden word.

 

And yes, that's how much $ I have.

88 is most likely banned because it's used 'as code' by Nazis (H = 8th letter, 88 = Heil Hitler)

Yep. Words that have a double S in them are also baned, because SS was used for Schutzstaffel during the Nazi regime. Yet i still see people with swastikas as the crewemblem.

Its ridiculous. Sometimes you cant even write a normal message without having half the message turned into * because of stuff like the above (example: the german word for eating, essen, gets turned into *****). I mean its a game for adult people, why does stuff like this happen. (Another example: Sometimes you cant write grapeseed in the chat, probably because the word rape is hidden in there.)

Edited February 11, 2017 by Black-Dragon96

[xR4PTORx]

I hate the nerfherd with an ever growing passion of 1000 suns...

[ioxwave]

f*ck these assholes that kick you out of a lobby.

 

Bunch of little scrubs who were under 100 kicked me because I "threatened" them by being in the same lobby. Glad I got a few kills on them before they managed to get me out.

i got kicked by just joining one yesterday, i called them d**k pu**ies before i was kicked. haha

Doing the vehicle cargo work where the car is offshore and you have to Cargobob it.

 

So first B&M; I get to the heli, and get a 3 star wanted level. Take off, call Lester, and it comes straight back. Oh well!

Start heading to the car, I'm clearly out of sight of the cops, yet they still know exactly where I'm going down to a tee.

Snipe the guys, pick up the car, and here come the Buzzards.

 

I drop the car and land, even though I drop it perfectly straight it decides to glitch out land on its roof and knock up repairs by 5k.

I get out the chopper and get 1 shotted by the Buzzards that can shoot directly down and have 100% accuracy

DEAD

Spawn in the middle of the highway

DEAD

Then spawn underneath the Buzzards so that I can't aim high enough

DEAD

Then spawn on a decent hill so I can minigun the pilots, but after 2 more spawn behind me instantly

DEAD

Spawn on the highway again

DEAD

Spawn on the hill again, kill the Buzzards then I wait around 30 seconds until I was sure they'd stopped spawning, to have 2 more spawn and 1 shot me as I'm getting in the car

DEAD

Spawn on the f*cking highway AGAIN

D E A D...

im gonna start blowing up the f'in cargo bob cause im pretty sure the ammo spent is like 10k on that mission all the time.

Edited February 11, 2017 by ioxwave

[feiaschdada]

Trying to test my created race. Is not there in the menu. Start gta back up, it's there. Can start the lobby but not the race because there are invisible players that are joining it seems. Wtf