The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

To those having vehicle spawn problems; Start looking AWAY from where you want the chosen vehicle to spawn. FFS!

 

You're not going to be successful always trying to spawn the vehicle where your character is looking.

[nm69]

Lol you know that warehouse looking building with gates you can crash into to escape from cop helis? The game spawned me a buzzard inside it. Yet everytime I want the game to spawn a buzzard next to the mod shop at the abandoned air strip, it makes me walk half a mile to its nearest spawn point for some reason.

[RedDagger]

btw, when is this forum gonna introduce flash tags? So I don't have to upload a 20mb gif

Think those are in the next version of the forum software, which will happen...soon

[Happy Hunter]

What's a flash tag?

[Rockstar_Fanboy]

Players that play on easy. What the f*ck man. Especially a "higher" rank host. Come on guys at least try normal. Been playing those SV missions and too many hosts were playing on easy. High ranks, moderately successful CEO's playing on easy. Kinda frustrating really. Understandable I suppose, while playing with randoms, but still. At least set it to normal, it's not even fun on easy.

This makes perfect sense to me. While host probably can do it on hard, all these missions require at least 1 to join. You only have to try this a few times with randumbs to understand why the host, who only wants to unlock the discount, might set it to easy.

Edited February 9, 2017 by Rockstar_Fanboy

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

People post things to a thread here in hopes of sharing fun little things for nothing more than joy of sharing with fellow gamers. Then we get some narcissistic YTer wandering through, takes those cool things and uses them, as their own basically, to make a video, attempt to gain popularity and credibility, and make money...what the hell is wrong with some people?

[gtafan26]

People post things to a thread here in hopes of sharing fun little things for nothing more than joy of sharing with fellow gamers. Then we get some narcissistic YTer wandering through, takes those cool things and uses them, as their own basically, to make a video, attempt to gain popularity and credibility, and make money...what the hell is wrong with some people?

their mommies didnt love them enough?

[DarkFlame588]

Someone see the latest Saintsfan vid too, I surmise?

[Forza Harrd]

 

Time Trials needs a rework by extending times a little. No matter how skillful you are, or how fast your cars/bikes are, its almost impossible to earn the money by beating such a tricky time. And there's always the idiot drivers who are more than eager to get in your way without warning just to waste those precious times.

They should rework the time if you had to follow a mandatory route, but all the time trials are only one checkpoint, which allows you to take shortcuts and unconventional routes, in fact, some of these trials can only be done by taking those routes, this week's TT is a good example of that, if you follow the dirt trial up on Mt. Chilliad you will never beat the par time, no matter which vehicle you use.

 

Take a look at our time trial thread here and see the best routes to take.

 

 

The time trial threads are great even if you don't do the time trials, just to watch the videos. Some of those guys are pretty good. lol *understatement*

[Foxwolfe]

pisses me off, level 60 becomes the beast.

 

I'm over level 500 and not once have I ever being chosen

 

 

 

pisses me off, level 60 becomes the beast.

 

I'm over level 500 and not once have I ever being chosen

You get notification about beast event and you need to press left on d-pad to participate.Did you do that?

 

 

I've got the opposite problem, each time I'm in a session and that event comes up it ALWAYS makes me the beast and I never press the corresponding button on the d-pad cause I never want to be the beast lol. 4 out of 4 times now, drives me nuts as I'm usually wanting to do my own thing at the time.

 

 

Here's one that I got last night: Heading back to my vehicle warehouse in La Mesa, as I'm pulling into the driveway I think "hey I'll be slick and request my PV right now so it shows up while I'm inside, save me a bit of time!" So I request through the interaction menu and immediately bring the car into the warehouse. I exit the warehouse and where's my PV? In the f*cking river where that short time trial starts, like wtf lol. Talk about a backfire.

Edited February 10, 2017 by Foxwolfe

[M.K.N.]

 

 

Time Trials needs a rework by extending times a little. No matter how skillful you are, or how fast your cars/bikes are, its almost impossible to earn the money by beating such a tricky time. And there's always the idiot drivers who are more than eager to get in your way without warning just to waste those precious times.

They should rework the time if you had to follow a mandatory route, but all the time trials are only one checkpoint, which allows you to take shortcuts and unconventional routes, in fact, some of these trials can only be done by taking those routes, this week's TT is a good example of that, if you follow the dirt trial up on Mt. Chilliad you will never beat the par time, no matter which vehicle you use.

 

Take a look at our time trial thread here and see the best routes to take.

 

The time trial threads are great even if you don't do the time trials, just to watch the videos. Some of those guys are pretty good. lol *understatement*

 

Of course, stuttering (if you're on PC) and the crazy AI will do whatever it takes to stop you. Luck plays a bigger factor than skill, mind you. And that's especially when the servers get unstable for no reason, o matter how good your internet speed is.

 

 

It literally calls it a commission in game. A commission means getting paid to perform a service.

 

Time Trials needs a rework by extending times a little. No matter how skillful you are, or how fast your cars/bikes are, its almost impossible to earn the money by beating such a tricky time. And there's always the idiot drivers who are more than eager to get in your way without warning just to waste those precious times.

I was actually bitching about the opposite thing recently lol. I think they are way too easy now.

 

*shrug*

 

I wish they would add newer more difficult time trials.

 

Then you, sir, are a masochist if you're into AI drivers who deliberately get in your way, just to ruin your progress.

Edited February 10, 2017 by M.K.N.

[askinnywhitedildo]

I can't run CEO jobs.

 

All it says is that there's already another job running. Been doing it all night. Like what the actual f*ck. I've just lost out on a few $100 grand tonight because of this. I couldn't even pay my associates with Headhunter and I felt like a dick.

[Sky_Light12]

I'm sick of idiots who doesn't know basic things in game and they are above rank 100,for example:

- Vip work Fortified,I am in tunnel and one player coming with buzzard,he looking for me for a long time and he start killing Npc enemies,npc's killed him and they continue killing him quickly when he respawn lol.He gave up and after minute,he vote to kick me from session lol.This happened few times (not same player or day,of course).

- Vip work Fully Loaded (Ruiner is stronger and have unlimited rockets),two players steal two turreted vehicles and they try to kill me.I fired few missiles and killed them so quickly,of course they voted to kick me,why?My guess is because of Ruiner or they don't like to be killed.

-Players vote to kick or report me because I am in gang attack.

 

And according to these kind of players,GTA V is released in 2016,if you are high rank you are cheater.

i've got even worse than that :

invite someone to play " don't cross the line " , their reaction ?

" kick him , he's a modder "

[Handsome Jack]

What the f*ck is wrong with this cop?

 

 

 

[Mrs. Buzz]

To those having vehicle spawn problems; Start looking AWAY from where you want the chosen vehicle to spawn. FFS!

 

You're not going to be successful always trying to spawn the vehicle where your character is looking.

and/or look straight to the ground / to your feet which resulsts in an even closer spawn, too

[Ryandudeman]

 

Spawning a Buzzard outside Maze Bank Tower office and it ending up under the carriageway...

...only happens if you've moved away from the entrance.

 

 

Will bare this in mind

 

To those having vehicle spawn problems; Start looking AWAY from where you want the chosen vehicle to spawn. FFS!

 

You're not going to be successful always trying to spawn the vehicle where your character is looking.

 

I'm sure most people are aware. I know this because i'm sh*t and I am aware. FFS!

 

However, from personal experience, this does not solve the issue of the buzzard spawning under the carriageway.

[Gridl0k]

Just me and this 200ish IGN guy in a lobby, I'd just killed him during Exec Search so I think he was upset.

 

 

 

It was 9-2 and 2 flaming wrecks of his Sales Mission cars before I quit during his next Exec Search round. Sigh.

 

Oh, and when I blew him and his hideous POS up with a prox mine outside his vehicle warehouse (yes, f*ck you, tank boy) he said it was a cheap kill. Ghost org tank! You cannot anger the Kraken then expect to sell cars unmolested.

Edited February 10, 2017 by Gridl0k

[No Homing]

I can't run CEO jobs.

 

All it says is that there's already another job running. Been doing it all night. Like what the actual f*ck. I've just lost out on a few $100 grand tonight because of this. I couldn't even pay my associates with Headhunter and I felt like a dick.

 

Some sessions are glitched. Seems to happen due to another CEO or MC leaving while they're doing their CEO/MC Work. Just join a new session.

[0cta]

What the f*ck is wrong with this cop?

 

 

 

 

 

[whywontyoulisten]

What the f*ck is wrong with this cop?

 

 

 

He's dyslexic and joined the Pulsar by mistake.

[Shaundi.]

I've always driven an FMJ (through I/E) but never owned one. I really want to own one because it's a beautiful car but sadly it's wrecked by that f*cking hideous sounding engine.

[Foxwolfe]

I can't run CEO jobs.

 

All it says is that there's already another job running. Been doing it all night. Like what the actual f*ck. I've just lost out on a few $100 grand tonight because of this. I couldn't even pay my associates with Headhunter and I felt like a dick.

 

Yeah I been seeing this off and on for the last week or so, pretty annoying.

 

 

 

 

Spawning a Buzzard outside Maze Bank Tower office and it ending up under the carriageway...

...only happens if you've moved away from the entrance.

 

 

Will bare this in mind

 

To those having vehicle spawn problems; Start looking AWAY from where you want the chosen vehicle to spawn. FFS!

 

You're not going to be successful always trying to spawn the vehicle where your character is looking.

 

 

I'm sure most people are aware. I know this because i'm sh*t and I am aware. FFS!

 

However, from personal experience, this does not solve the issue of the buzzard spawning under the carriageway.

 

 

The way I like to think of it is "look at where you don't want it to spawn" as opposed to looking away from where you do want it to spawn. Don't want it under the bridge? Look under the bridge when you spawn it.

[Gridl0k]

Just pay the 500 bucks for a Peg one from the office, ya cheap bastards.

 

Plus then when it dies, you instantly have a CEO one available.

[autofanatic]

What the f*ck is wrong with this cop?

 

 

 

New glitch confirmed?

[HenkeiFan29]

More of a complaint about general communication with people online than GTA-specifc: I joined a random's Ramp Buggy special vehicle mission as the only other player and had to tell him that he was supposed to drive to buggy into the roadblocks instead of using it as a ramp for the Rumpo. However he seem friendly enough, and since he was alone, I volunteered to help him with most of the other special vehicle missions for his unlocks EXCEPT the Phantom Wedge mission, making it very clear that I wouldn't be able to do that one in the text chat. With my skillset the Phantom Wedge mission was practically impossible to complete with only 2 players, especially with the infinitely respawning cops.

 

So I join a few of the missions with him, and despite a couple hiccups, we finish them quickly. However the next mission I join is the Phantom Wedge one. Apparently he hadn't listened to me at all! I insisted that I could not do that mission, but he insisted that we try anyway. So I give in since leaving in the middle of the mission would be awkward. At the very first drug pickup I die within a minute (I was a Ievel 72 at the time, and he was a level 120). He also apparently had no clue that the cops infinitely respawn, so the next few restarts he take 2-5 minutes killing the cops over and over again without picking up the drugs, and I keep dying and dying, as he didn't cover me when I tried to pick up the drugs. He soon gets the nerve to be annoyed with me even though I repeatedly told him I wasn't able to do this mission. By sheer luck the next time we restart I activated a glitch and the mission was completed without having to pick up any drugs. However, despite the Phantom Wedge being unlocked, he still wanted me to redo the mission the proper way. I finished the rest of the missions for him as they were easy and promptly left.

 

Why can't people just listen?!?!?

Edited February 10, 2017 by HenkeiFan29

[Gridl0k]

That's backflipping-Jimmy, don't worry about him.

[aFinn]

Talking about heli spawn points, never had any troubles spawning Buzzard outside Arcadius but this time I guess since my friend was parachuting down they deemed it fit to spawn it here:

 

 

Edited February 10, 2017 by aFinn

[Sky_Light12]

What the f*ck is wrong with this cop?

 

 

 

 

[Cratoz]

Tries to enter GTA Online from Singleplayer

 

Infinite cloud simulator.

Restarts game.

 

Tries to enter GTA Online from Singleplayer again

 

Infinite cloud simulator.

Restarts game.

 

 

Tries to enter GTA Online from Singleplayer again

 

Infinite cloud simulator.

f*ck off already.

[Nerfgoth]

This game is broken! Can't do anything outside freemode! Endless loops of respawns and heist that you dont spawn in the beginning!