The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[zoso80]

1. Use lag switch - clean out lobby

2. When Selling cars, drive a couple blocks park car where it's safe from random crazy AI and bullets. Get out of car.

3. Take out 3 waves of Sultan RS's.

4. Deliver

5. Profit

 

I make roughly 195,000+ Deliverying two high ends every 20 mins with a friend helping. Most of the time though, no damage to car on delivery.

 

Edit: We have a 90% success rate on $0 damage too. Will share it with you in PM. Pretty easy. The only ones that nail you are the vehicle bombs where you have to do 60mph for 5 minutes or stopping a car the cops are chasing or the damn racetrack collections.

 

 

These car sourcing missions.

 

This whole thing is a joke. There's no profit in this. I wish I would have never bought the warehouse for it. Standard and Mid Range cars are literally pointless to collect. And half the time, the Top Ranges are just as worthless. Because you get it, and then you shot the f*ck up and lose $8,000. Then when you sell it, you get shot the f*ck up and lose a few more grand ontop of the $25,000 you just spent.

 

Whoever came up with this concept is a f*cking idiot.

Edited February 8, 2017 by zoso80

[Furtive Pygmy]

 

 

 

Rockstar's way of fixing a glitch: deny players access to their garages during any type of job. They couldn't have been lazier than that. Good job, C*.

Instead of bitching about Rockstar, how about you bitch about the reason Rockstar did it - cheaters. Yet again they screw it up for everyone else.

 

No, that was R* by making people WANT to glitch in the first place.

That is the dumbest justification I've ever heard

 

Really? Cause the dumbest justification I ever heard was your justification of why a triple A developer can't be f*cked to give their game proper fixes.

[Happy Hunter]

Goddamnit. A group of assholes just voted me out of the lobby, while I was working causing them no threat. Well f*ck you too.

My instinct would be to turn on some VIP work quickly - gives you a good 20 minutes where kick-votes are blocked. Once the 20 minutes are up you'll still get kicked, but by then you've probably jet-griefed them a ton/caused a load of trouble for them/wasted their time.

[ash-274]

These car sourcing missions.

 

This whole thing is a joke. There's no profit in this. I wish I would have never bought the warehouse for it. Standard and Mid Range cars are literally pointless to collect. And half the time, the Top Ranges are just as worthless. Because you get it, and then you shot the f*ck up and lose $8,000. Then when you sell it, you get shot the f*ck up and lose a few more grand ontop of the $25,000 you just spent.

 

Whoever came up with this concept is a f*cking idiot.

 

You've had a different experience than I have:

144 cars sourced (96% success rate)

111 cars sold (100% success rate, though there was one uncounted Cargobob loss of a vehicle)

187 of those trips accrued $0 in damage

Total damage cost: $131,277

That's an average of $515 per car and it would be a lot lower if didn't source two cars with a combined $32k in damage.

 

Total profit (total sold, minus damage/repair costs, minus the upgrade costs, minus the cost of the warehouse): $11,263,436

Faster return on investment than crates was for me

Much better margin and less effort than Coke + Meth and no daily carrying costs (or phone calls)

[Silencer555]

These Fort Zancudo jets man. The worst nightmare of them all.

[Schumy7]

When starting up it loads to 90% and after that i can choose a language.. :0

[Sky_Light12]

Rockstar's servers in a nutshell.

 

well done making that gif

[Guest]

Moan: garages now useless in contact missions. RIP Dubsta 2.

 

But hey, if one door is closed - another might open?

[Pedinhuh]

 

 

 

 

Rockstar's way of fixing a glitch: deny players access to their garages during any type of job. They couldn't have been lazier than that. Good job, C*.

Instead of bitching about Rockstar, how about you bitch about the reason Rockstar did it - cheaters. Yet again they screw it up for everyone else.

 

No, that was R* by making people WANT to glitch in the first place.

That is the dumbest justification I've ever heard

 

You must not have heard many. If things were affordable, people wouldn't glitch anywhere near as much as they do. That's a fact. R* should have seen this coming.

People where glitching money ever since the game was released all the way back in 2013, only difference is that they were glitching RP as well, and the prices were reasonable.

 

Then came the billionaires era, players bought everything and there were STILL new glitches and videos poping and spreading through youtube like cancer, that was when MrbossFTW, domislive and all the other cancerous youtubers started to rise by showing everyone how easy it was to glitch, literally everyone or 90% of the playerbase was cheating like mad.

 

All of this back in the 2013, in a time where the most expensive car costed a million and a $100 sharkcard would get you everything you wanted.

[TKDSnovelist]

Sometimes, it's better to just accept your death in these situations.

 

 

You would've survived if you stayed in the flying tank.

[Nyamber]

 

 

 

 

 

Rockstar's way of fixing a glitch: deny players access to their garages during any type of job. They couldn't have been lazier than that. Good job, C*.

Instead of bitching about Rockstar, how about you bitch about the reason Rockstar did it - cheaters. Yet again they screw it up for everyone else.

 

No, that was R* by making people WANT to glitch in the first place.

That is the dumbest justification I've ever heard

 

You must not have heard many. If things were affordable, people wouldn't glitch anywhere near as much as they do. That's a fact. R* should have seen this coming.

People where glitching money ever since the game was released all the way back in 2013, only difference is that they were glitching RP as well, and the prices were reasonable.

 

Then came the billionaires era, players bought everything and there were STILL new glitches and videos poping and spreading through youtube like cancer, that was when MrbossFTW, domislive and all the other cancerous youtubers started to rise by showing everyone how easy it was to glitch, literally everyone or 90% of the playerbase was cheating like mad.

 

All of this back in the 2013, in a time where the most expensive car costed a million and a $100 sharkcard would get you everything you wanted.

 

Even back then, prices were ridiculous. And R* did their best to slow you down. They removed the ability to replay contact missions because people found out how to actually make money using them.

 

GTA Online is literally one of the only games that has this problem on a wide scale. And that is because R* don't know how to balance the money system correctly. And are terrible coders.

 

And if you're mentioning shark cards to try and justify R*, stop. Prices on those are ridiculous too, and they DO NOT give you any where NEAR enough for what they're worth. If those were cheaper and gave you more, more people would buy them instead of glitching.

[Fennimoe]

 

Sometimes, it's better to just accept your death in these situations.

 

You would've survived if you stayed in the flying tank.

"Flying Tank"... That immediately made me think that you are referring to the paper mache armor...

 

#needbuff

[Nerfgoth]

Trying to do elite challenge and keep

gettig stuck in the apartment and just to top it of save failure is occurring!

 

Just release the got damn dlc R*! So this mess hopefully get fixed!

[VictorVance1239]

What is the deal with the dang menu every time supplies is being delivered you can't scroll through the other players because it keeps bringing you back to where supplies is.

 

Maybe I'm not interested in going after them and just want to scroll through the menu? wow Rockstar. Also sometimes you can't even go to some of the other options without it bringing you right back to that.

[autofanatic]

 

Sometimes, it's better to just accept your death in these situations.

 

You would've survived if you stayed in the flying tank.

I thought he would use the parachute but would not stay in that crap. However, he died.

[SkynetOnlineID]

 

 

 

There has been a silver lining to this though. R* by not fixing a glitch, but the way to get into the glitch. That opens the doors for work arounds.

 

TutofacilleFrance has been a boss at exploiting that.

 

Rockstar's way of fixing a glitch: deny players access to their garages during any type of job. They couldn't have been lazier than that. Good job, C*.

 

 

 

Makes no sense to me why they did that. All they had to do was disable the ability to play darts in the clubhouse during deathmatches/other modes. Players didn't even have to walk in and out the front door of their garages. The only time they might of wanted to was if they wanted to switch duplicates with faggio's to create more duplicates. It wasn't a requirement. Duplicate vehicles were created underneath the map with first a race, then a deathmatch.

 

It's similar to saying driving in GTA online creates duplicate cars, therefore we will disable all driving in this game.

[⁣V⁣]

 

 

 

Sometimes, it's better to just accept your death in these situations.

 

-Retarded Death GIF-

Your profile picture and posts always make me laugh a bit.

 

Yes, his posts are always very creative.

 

Plz, too much credit you're giving me.

 

Link your album with .gif(s). I'd like to facepalm on occasion.

btw, do you record all the time? I know some users are recording in case some cheater decides to crash the party, but really? All the time? Where do you find the free space.

GeForce Experience on PC has a "Save a recording of the last minute" but I don't think it works.

I'm thinking about setting to save the clip whenever I die. Then go into R* Editor and just clean every death that isn't bullsh*t.

Post the rest here.

[soundism]

Feck juts

Feck juts

Feck juts

 

Ef you too lui calibre

 

But seriously, f*ck jets

[ciel]

DONT YOU DARE f*ck WITH ME COCKSTAR!

 

 

 

Edited February 8, 2017 by XXI

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

People really should remember the lost art of jet sniping.

 

 

 

I'm not saying jets aren't overpowered - all I'm saying is, why are people insisting on relying on the homing launcher for jets, when this is far more effective? Sure, use the homing launcher to keep jets busy while you snipe them - alternate between the two. But if you only use the homing launcher, you're not going to hit the jet.

 

I just get annoyed when I think about how much this weapon has devolved players. If everyone was sniping jets, it'd be a hell of a lot harder for jets to go on rampages.

I use snipers miniguns and RPG's against jets...and jets myself because yea, homing launcher is pretty much a waste of ammo against those

But, so BST really helps when shooting at a jet and not hitting the person piloting the thing ?

[Silencer555]

^It's great at both. But the chances of hitting the pilot are super rare, especially when they're lagging all over the place.

[No Homing]

DONT YOU DARE f*ck WITH ME COCKSTAR!

 

 

 

 

Same here....

Inb4 I'm banned lel.

 

 

 

People really should remember the lost art of jet sniping.

 

-snip-

 

I'm not saying jets aren't overpowered - all I'm saying is, why are people insisting on relying on the homing launcher for jets, when this is far more effective? Sure, use the homing launcher to keep jets busy while you snipe them - alternate between the two. But if you only use the homing launcher, you're not going to hit the jet.

 

I just get annoyed when I think about how much this weapon has devolved players. If everyone was sniping jets, it'd be a hell of a lot harder for jets to go on rampages.

I use snipers miniguns and RPG's against jets...and jets myself because yea, homing launcher is pretty much a waste of ammo against those

But, so BST really helps when shooting at a jet and not hitting the person piloting the thing ?

 

 

Yes, it definitely helps. But most players fly away to get a new jet when it smokes too much and most of the times they crash it won't reward you the kill.

Edited February 8, 2017 by Sinner's Rise

[Slonitram]

Can't load into the game, stuck at 90%. Happening to anyone else?

[No Use For A Name]

Can't load into the game, stuck at 90%. Happening to anyone else?

Always happens to me. I usually suspend the app by opening Netflix, then return. It'll unfreeze the loading and quickly dump you into a new session.

 

Another way of circumventing this is if the game loads into online, press X to load into story mode instead, then go into an invite only session from the Option menu, THEN hit "join friends" or "find new session." Sadly this is almost always faster than just loading into online from startup.

 

 

On topic: There's nothing more annoying than loading into a random session a friend happens to be in, then immediately getting voted out by her pussy crew

[DarkFlame588]

When are they going to fix the texture they broke on the large roll bars for the Sandking.

[Skycam]

Cargobob is a piece of sh*t. Tried to source a vehicle last night. Grabbed the moving vehicle that was being chased by cops, felt like a badass. Called off the cops. The f*cking thing dropped it. Went to pick it up again. I flew more slowly and steady dropped it again f*ck. Picked it up a final time and the thing dropped it again. then some champ came out of nowhere and snatched the ride from under my nose, lucky f*cker. I texted him "nice one lol".

 

Maybe because the npc was still in the vehicle, I don't know. I do know that I don't give a f*ck and still think the cargobob is a piece of sh*t that f*cked me over more times than one. I should be able to grab something and hold until I let go or unless it gets a crazy swing going, as of now I believe it holds on for only so long, like a minute or two. Not sure if that's the case that's just my experience and it's f*cked. What a stupid f*cking thing.

 

A cargobob that doesn't Bob is as bad as a ramp buggy that breaks down after use. f*cking stupid.

Edited February 8, 2017 by Skycam

[ciel]

Motherf*cker, when it's not Rock* servers being twats it's PSN. Can't f*cking win.

Edited February 8, 2017 by XXI

[M.K.N.]

I'll just leave this here:

 

[ash-274]

Did the mandatory update this morning.

Constant "Saving failed..." and "Save Successful" alerts the rest of the time.

Bad times to be going around, working on my rare-spawn-car collection:

 

 

Find a Chrome/Yellow BF Surfer

Drive it (45 mph) to Beekers

Spend $1900 to make it a PV

Exit Beekers

"SAVING FAILED"

I'm watching that message to change 100x more intensely than the speed/timer gauge when I have to drive a Import car over 56 mph to keep it from exploding.

 

 

Edited February 8, 2017 by ash-274

[Handsome Jack]

What a great place to spawn.

 

 

This is so f*cking stupid.

 

 

Seriously, what the f*ck is this sh*t? It couldn't just spawn me outside of course not. Had to lose a life because of it.