The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[MilaBella101]

When hosts always wants to takes 70%! Like c'mon yo!! At least 20%!!! We're helping too!

[SPECTER II]

>cant be in passive mode in yacht helicopter

>can be in passive mode in hydra

[Cavot]

Really f*cking wish catch-up wasn't a thing. Why punish people for being skilled enough to maintain a first place lead? That's f*cking stupid.

[Mini Madrazo]

[VercettiGuy]

'Sometimes I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse'

- W. Axl Rose

 

Over the last two months, that describes exactly how I feel about GTA Online.

[No Homing]

 

 

k lemme make sum money

"this vip work cannot run as there's already a session-wide VIP work running"

I don't see sh*t

Hostile Takeover for example, if you don't collect the briefcase there will be no indication for other VIPs/CEOs that already something is running expect for this message.

 

So you have to wait 15(?) minutes to start anything yourself.

 

 

 

Isn't it 30 minutes for some ridiculous reason?

 

 

Yes, that's right. It's 30 minutes. Very odd, indeed.

[Cackling Jack]

Finally I've done the rest of those fu*king lamar missions! Glad I finished them thanks to my crew members. I am never doing them again! I fu*king hate lamar!

[No Homing]

f*ck Over And Under. Not only did I overshoot a checkpoint I jumped off the f*cking track. Fock you R* for not testing these races properly.

[enjoyingorc6742]

my B&M for last night is why can the cops crouch but not us?

 

xboxdvr link (skip to the 40 sec mark)

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/LUNITIC%20WILL/video/20759445

 

and i found a reject

 

xboxdvr link

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/LUNITIC%20WILL/screenshot/4671937

Edited August 21, 2016 by enjoyingorc6742

[ThaBirdCoot]

Most legit

 

Mission idling too, what a surprise...

 

[No Homing]

Most legit

 

Mission idling too, what a surprise...

 

 

Love it when they just stand there, easy pancaking

[A.I.R]

Finally I've done the rest of those fu*king lamar missions! Glad I finished them thanks to my crew members. I am never doing them again! I fu*king hate lamar!

Im stock in one of his jobs that no one joint so i have to see the L all the time i play

Most legit

 

Mission idling too, what a surprise...

 

 

I see someone to boost my K/D ration there

[Ocelot]

So after 2 months of absence from the game I decided to try one of those new stunt races.

"Wow great, double RP and $" I thought to myself.

 

And that was before all the ramming, blocking and driving the wrong way around the track happened from other players. I must have the worst of luck when it comes to matchmaking. Not always being sure of what car/bike to pick and not knowing the shortcuts of some tracks didn't improve my situation.

Also why do I get reset to the last checkpoint when someone rams me off the track? And why does loading take so long when my vehicle blows up?

 

10 minutes after being done with terrible racing my friends come online and asked me if I wanted to join them with stunt races.

 

 

Before I'm gonna do stunt races against others again I'll probably try out all the tracks all by myself due to my lack of experience in this gamemode.

Currently done with this BS, back to joyriding and cruising.

 

P.S.: I need a hug, ffs.

Edited August 21, 2016 by Ocelot

[Mister_Incredible92]

If Rockstar is going to make another GTA game( in like 5-6 years), i just hope they don't put online multiplayer because it's an total absolute mess right now. Online, you have modders, glitchers, loud kids, assholes, idiots, retards, scumbags, E-thugs, invisible bodies, E-thugs who play loud rap music with bad audio, laggers, bad online racing, hot wheel cars that look awful, ass-clowns who are obsessed with their K/D ratios (which it's stupid) and overpriced ridiculous super cars.

 

So Rockstar, if you're reading this, just take notes from Mafia 3 and make the next GTA game that FEEL like a GTA game and a not some hot wheels mario cart call of booty game rip off. Make the storyline long and decent with emotion like Vice city and San Andreas.

[Tonguegirl]

If Rockstar is going to make another GTA game( in like 5-6 years), i just hope they don't put online multiplayer because it's an total absolute mess right now. Online, you have modders, glitchers, loud kids, assholes, idiots, retards, scumbags, E-thugs, invisible bodies, E-thugs who play loud rap music with bad audio, laggers, bad online racing, hot wheel cars that look awful, ass-clowns who are obsessed with their K/D ratios (which it's stupid) and overpriced ridiculous super cars.

 

OR, you could just resist the urge to go online. Some of us actually enjoy it. Just saying.

[Mister_Incredible92]

 

If Rockstar is going to make another GTA game( in like 5-6 years), i just hope they don't put online multiplayer because it's an total absolute mess right now. Online, you have modders, glitchers, loud kids, assholes, idiots, retards, scumbags, E-thugs, invisible bodies, E-thugs who play loud rap music with bad audio, laggers, bad online racing, hot wheel cars that look awful, ass-clowns who are obsessed with their K/D ratios (which it's stupid) and overpriced ridiculous super cars.

 

OR, you could just resist the urge to go online. Some of us actually enjoy it. Just saying.

 

Hey i enjoy it sometimes too but i'm just describing the current state of GTA online.

[Tonguegirl]

 

 

If Rockstar is going to make another GTA game( in like 5-6 years), i just hope they don't put online multiplayer because it's an total absolute mess right now. Online, you have modders, glitchers, loud kids, assholes, idiots, retards, scumbags, E-thugs, invisible bodies, E-thugs who play loud rap music with bad audio, laggers, bad online racing, hot wheel cars that look awful, ass-clowns who are obsessed with their K/D ratios (which it's stupid) and overpriced ridiculous super cars.

 

OR, you could just resist the urge to go online. Some of us actually enjoy it. Just saying.

 

Hey i enjoy it sometimes too but i'm just describing the current state of GTA online.

 

LOL, fair enough. I think you're describing most of the Internet though. Unfortunately that's just the way it is, GTAO is one aspect of the whole fu*kfest that is internet life.

 

Some of the biggest trolls on the internet are 'journalists' associated with large news organisations. People are cu*ts, always have been, always will be.

[magical76]

How sad is your life that you have to be a weedy little c*nt and drive into other people (going the opposite way down the track) or block the track with your f*ck ugly chrome and neon yellow Jester? If you can't race and always find yourself at the back of the pack, here's an idea for ya: stay the f*ck out of races and go do DMs or something.

You must've met the exact same prick that troll raced me. Its a page back. Absolutely no reason for it at all. I dont have a top of the range sports car yet, because I dont race often and I'm building my business up ($3.7m + offices, buzzard etc so far). CEO > Racing.

 

Some of these little turds must see a basic car and cream themselves. What odd little people.

[malcolmfunktion]

That poxy f*cking Chilliad stunt race..EVERY single f*cking time I play this my car spins out of control after landing the biggest ramp.

[Nyamber]

This sh*t needs to stop...

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

[anyone who tries to start sh*t will be reported, the moment has pasted]

 

Look my friend Will's crew tag and mine.

I'm a furry myself and the possible meaning behind that stiil somewhat triggered me, surprised no one else besides us caught on to that.

(For those who don't get it, The crew tags spell, Ride Furs *use that middle school immaturity to figure out what our first thought upon seeing that*)

 

Also ProWarHERO111 (I've run across this guy a least 7 or 8 times counting last night) found out I run by a old BF3 rule, run across someone more than once, troll the hell out of them (BF3 involved stealing their dog tags) so because I couldn't steal their dog tags, I went to war, and won with 15 kills to his 5.

Edited August 21, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[little_mrs_goose]

Look my friend Will's crew tag and mine.

I'm a furry myself and the possible meaning behind that stiil somewhat triggered me, surprised no one else besides us caught on to that.

(For those who don't get it, The crew tags spell, Ride Furs *use that middle school immaturity to figure out what our first thought upon seeing that*)

 

Also ProWarHERO111 (I've run across this guy a least 7 or 8 times counting last night) found out I run by a old BF3 rule, run across someone more than once, troll the hell out of them (BF3 involved stealing their dog tags) so because I couldn't steal their dog tags, I went to war, and won with 15 kills to his 5.

Wat

[big_papa_goose]

Snip-

Look my friend Will's crew tag and mine.

I'm a furry myself and the possible meaning behind that stiil somewhat triggered me, surprised no one else besides us caught on to that.

(For those who don't get it, The crew tags spell, Ride Furs *use that middle school immaturity to figure out what our first thought upon seeing that*)

 

-snip-

not to be rude but how are you triggered by a coincidence?

[Gridl0k]

Let's not.

[ten-a-penny]

 

Look my friend Will's crew tag and mine.

I'm a furry myself and the possible meaning behind that stiil somewhat triggered me, surprised no one else besides us caught on to that.

(For those who don't get it, The crew tags spell, Ride Furs *use that middle school immaturity to figure out what our first thought upon seeing that*)

 

Also ProWarHERO111 (I've run across this guy a least 7 or 8 times counting last night) found out I run by a old BF3 rule, run across someone more than once, troll the hell out of them (BF3 involved stealing their dog tags) so because I couldn't steal their dog tags, I went to war, and won with 15 kills to his 5.

Wat

He means that the dude above him (his friend?)'s Crew Tag says "Ride" and Suzuki's Crew Tag says "Furs", a slang people use against Furry people (which is f*cking pathetic, so what if you like sh*t that has furs, nobody will die)

[Voit Turyv]

 

 

Look my friend Will's crew tag and mine.

I'm a furry myself and the possible meaning behind that stiil somewhat triggered me, surprised no one else besides us caught on to that.

(For those who don't get it, The crew tags spell, Ride Furs *use that middle school immaturity to figure out what our first thought upon seeing that*)

 

Also ProWarHERO111 (I've run across this guy a least 7 or 8 times counting last night) found out I run by a old BF3 rule, run across someone more than once, troll the hell out of them (BF3 involved stealing their dog tags) so because I couldn't steal their dog tags, I went to war, and won with 15 kills to his 5.

Wat

He means that the dude above him (his friend?)'s Crew Tag says "Ride" and Suzuki's Crew Tag says "Furs", a slang people use against Furry people (which is f*cking pathetic, so what if you like sh*t that has furs, nobody will die)

 

Self-induced trigger.

Edited August 21, 2016 by Shao Kahn

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

Look my friend Will's crew tag and mine.

I'm a furry myself and the possible meaning behind that stiil somewhat triggered me, surprised no one else besides us caught on to that.

(For those who don't get it, The crew tags spell, Ride Furs *use that middle school immaturity to figure out what our first thought upon seeing that*)

Also ProWarHERO111 (I've run across this guy a least 7 or 8 times counting last night) found out I run by a old BF3 rule, run across someone more than once, troll the hell out of them (BF3 involved stealing their dog tags) so because I couldn't steal their dog tags, I went to war, and won with 15 kills to his 5.

 

Wat

 

He means that the dude above him (his friend?)'s Crew Tag says "Ride" and Suzuki's Crew Tag says "Furs", a slang people use against Furry people (which is f*cking pathetic, so what if you like sh*t that has furs, nobody will die) Basically the reason behind my post, and yes my he is my friend, even he was somewhat up set with the possible meanings that it could have (believe me, some of those possible meanings are NSFW) part of what triggered us somewhat is it could be use as a way to to politely say "YIFF IN HELL" to Furries (polite, but still bullsh*t, and yes I've heard someone use this before, another furry, we were having an insult contest)

 

And yes it was a self inflicted trigger. Welcome to my f*cked up mind. Thank you multiple mental disorders like, bipolar, ADHD, etc.

Edited August 21, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz

[PetrolCB]

No offense, don't use a disorder to justify a very out of place, useless post.

[ten-a-penny]

No offense, don't use a disorder to justify a very out of place, useless post.

So having an OCD/Pet Peeve is a disorder now. Wonderful.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

No offense, don't use a disorder to justify a very out of place, useless post.

 

So having an OCD/Pet Peeve is a disorder now. Wonderful. Plus even on medication, On my off days Something as simple as my order being wrong, can send me in to a blind rage. Plus OCD and Pet Peeves are a big thing for me.

 

OCD wise, you should see me when it comes to bookshelves and sorting books. I've almost gotten kicked out of the school library for my OCD many times.

Edited August 21, 2016 by SuzukiRazgriz