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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

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Growlmon

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Well I mean, it's more original than a K/D above 9999, but f*ck off.

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Fennimoe

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Well I mean, it's more original than a K/D above 9999, but f*ck off.

Yeah, this picture is the only other time I have seen a negative k/d. Last time was like 2 years ago on PS3

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Shadowfennekin

Successfully kill Target

Is the Target now, wins.

Fail to assassinate the target

MATCH LOST

???????

Apparently somebody won 3 rounds...... that's a little unfair how somebody keeps bouncing from team to team like that.

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Tonguegirl

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Stop being pretty. Now you're just asking to be photo-shopped onto a naked guy and ' Mulled over' :lol:

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abaris11

 

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Well I mean, it's more original than a K/D above 9999, but f*ck off.

Yeah, this picture is the only other time I have seen a negative k/d. Last time was like 2 years ago on PS3

 

And notice again, mentally unstable. These guys obviously spent their whole real time ingame being a prick.

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Tonguegirl

And notice again, mentally unstable. These guys obviously spent their whole real time ingame being a prick.

 

Fu*k, who isn't these days. On the DSM V, I'm technically a sociopath :colgate:

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Grimoire

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Well I mean, it's more original than a K/D above 9999, but f*ck off.

Is it even possible to get a negative KD legit?? Edited by RedDagger

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Zader

Is it even possible to get a negative KD legit??

As far as I'm aware, it simply zeroes out.

I've seen a few folks with negative K/Ds in my time, typically -69.

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Growlmon

Is it even possible to get a negative KD legit??

Mathematically no, unless there's a way to either make your kills or your deaths negative.

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zoso80

Blasterman4Ever, also known as TrollCruise diaganosed anyone who plays like me as a narcissist, then blocked me, lol.

 

Love these GTA:F psychological diagnosis! Psychology Ph D. from the Trix cereal box!

 

ROLF

 

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And notice again, mentally unstable. These guys obviously spent their whole real time ingame being a prick.

 

Fu*k, who isn't these days. On the DSM V, I'm technically a sociopath :colgate:

 

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I forgot how sh*tty and unfair the game's kick feature is on the PC and Xbox One versions. On PS4, I regularly minimize my game for about 10 mins and I've never been kicked.

 

I leave the game minimized for one minute, exactly one minute on the PC and I come back, and I've been kicked. f*ck the right off. Just shut the game off. Really f*cking irritating.

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

Turn Xbox, game is already open, maximize game, *que worlds loudest sound grenade*, game crashes for no goddamn rhyme or reason.

 

10/10 IGN, best crash NA, game of the year.

 

 

For f*ck sake.....

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

If legit sounds like my CEO is snorting Crack every 12 seconds.

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Gridl0k

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Well I mean, it's more original than a K/D above 9999, but f*ck off.

 

No boat.

 

Seriously, it's the only way to tell :D

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Tonguegirl

No boat.

 

Seriously, it's the only way to tell :D

 

I've always wondered; does a yacht count as a boat? It does have a dinghy after all :lol:

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zoso80

I've worked hard for my .52 K/D on my original profile.

 

;)

 

I can say though, I want a negative K/D radio. Would be a hilarious conversation stat. PVP tryhard: "You suck so bad you K/D is negative." Me: "Oh really? Didn't notice. What's K/D?" I would play dumb and goad the tryhard.

 

hahahahahahhaha

 

 

 

Is it even possible to get a negative KD legit??

Mathematically no, unless there's a way to either make your kills or your deaths negative.

 

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Tonguegirl

 

I've worked hard for my .52 K/D on my original profile.

 

;)

 

I can say though, I want a negative K/D radio. Would be a hilarious conversation stat. PVP tryhard: "You suck so bad you K/D is negative." Me: "Oh really? Didn't notice. What's K/D?" I would play dumb and goad the tryhard.

 

hahahahahahhaha

 

 

 

Is it even possible to get a negative KD legit??

Mathematically no, unless there's a way to either make your kills or your deaths negative.

 

 

I feel alcohol may have impaired my judgement, but KD 1.95, Bitches. Yeah, ok I'm going home, Is there a Taxi coming?

 

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WildBrick142

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Well I mean, it's more original than a K/D above 9999, but f*ck off.

 

And I thought I had the lowest k/d lol

 

 

 

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Can't say the same about PvE k/d though

 

 

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Turn Xbox, game is already open, maximize game, *que worlds loudest sound grenade*, game crashes for no goddamn rhyme or reason.

 

10/10 IGN, best crash NA, game of the year.

 

 

For f*ck sake.....

You have it easy.

 

If my GTA V doesn't crash, then Nvidia drivers will crash which forces the game to crash anyway. That's like a double crash. Sometimes, as a further f*ck you from R* and Nvidia, even my PC will BSOD making this a triple crash. I'm actually spending more time looking at "GTA5.exe has stopped working", "Display driver stopped responding and has recovered", and "A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer" instead of the clouds.

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A Maned Wolf

 

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Well I mean, it's more original than a K/D above 9999, but f*ck off.

 

And I thought I had the lowest k/d lol

 

 

 

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Can't say the same about PvE k/d though

 

 

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Turn Xbox, game is already open, maximize game, *que worlds loudest sound grenade*, game crashes for no goddamn rhyme or reason.

 

10/10 IGN, best crash NA, game of the year.

 

 

For f*ck sake.....

You have it easy.

 

If my GTA V doesn't crash, then Nvidia drivers will crash which forces the game to crash anyway. That's like a double crash. Sometimes, as a further f*ck you from R* and Nvidia, even my PC will BSOD making this a triple crash. I'm actually spending more time looking at "GTA5.exe has stopped working", "Display driver stopped responding and has recovered", and "A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer" instead of the clouds.

 

And to think I used to whine about GTA IV having a 20% launch rate on my PC.....

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

 

 

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Well I mean, it's more original than a K/D above 9999, but f*ck off.

 

And I thought I had the lowest k/d lol

 

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Can't say the same about PvE k/d though

 

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Turn Xbox, game is already open, maximize game, *que worlds loudest sound grenade*, game crashes for no goddamn rhyme or reason.

10/10 IGN, best crash NA, game of the year.

For f*ck sake.....

 

You have it easy.

If my GTA V doesn't crash, then Nvidia drivers will crash which forces the game to crash anyway. That's like a double crash. Sometimes, as a further f*ck you from R* and Nvidia, even my PC will BSOD making this a triple crash. I'm actually spending more time looking at "GTA5.exe has stopped working", "Display driver stopped responding and has recovered", and "A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer" instead of the clouds.

 

And to think I used to whine about GTA IV having a 20% launch rate on my PC..... Or that I used to whine about my Laptop Barely runing New Vegas and crashing every 5 minutes.

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MagicalBasturd

I don't care if this is your friend's first experience with the game. We need level caps up to level 40 for players to even receive invites to heists.

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Grimoire

I don't care if this is your friend's first experience with the game. We need level caps up to level 40 for players to even receive invites to heists.

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I always kick low level players from my heist lobby..Then proceeded to get cursed out lol.

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DominusTaranis

 

I've worked hard for my .52 K/D on my original profile.

 

;)

 

I can say though, I want a negative K/D radio. Would be a hilarious conversation stat. PVP tryhard: "You suck so bad you K/D is negative." Me: "Oh really? Didn't notice. What's K/D?" I would play dumb and goad the tryhard.

 

hahahahahahhaha

 

 

 

Is it even possible to get a negative KD legit??

Mathematically no, unless there's a way to either make your kills or your deaths negative.

 

 

I'm pretty sure anything less than a 1 is negative, unless it's a zero. Because it's the decimal form of your fractional K/D. if you have five kills and 2 deaths, it's 5/2 or 2.5

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Irish45455

Bruh, Entourage needs to be rebalanced. An AK versus a Special Carbine? Double Barrel Shotgun against an Assault Shotgun? How is this sh*t fair? Sh*t is way out of balance. And why can only one team see the other all the time? Talk about out of whack.

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DangerZ0neX

I don't know why people ALWAYS die at the easiest part of the Prison Break heist, and that part is parachuting from the velum after all of that hard work.

 

I understand that the NPCs in the prison are too accurate, I know that the jet sometimes targets the Buzzard instead of the plane for some reason and that takes you by surprise, but how the f*ck would you not know to slow down on the landing instead of slamming into the rocky cliffs or crash into the Buzzard's rotor blades?

 

Thank God I don't need the money, but come on, I have given them three chances and it all ends up the same f*cking way.

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DominusTaranis

I don't know why people ALWAYS die at the easiest part of the Prison Break heist, and that part is parachuting from the velum after all of that hard work.

 

I understand that the NPCs in the prison are too accurate, I know that the jet sometimes targets the Buzzard instead of the plane for some reason and that takes you by surprise, but how the f*ck would you not know to slow down on the landing instead of slamming into the rocky cliffs or crash into the Buzzard's rotor blades?

 

Thank God I don't need the money, but come on, I have given them three chances and it all ends up the same f*cking way.

I forgot I had to parachute once. '^' Went afk to get a sandwich and came back in time to see the water rush up to meet me.

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Grimoire

I don't know why people ALWAYS die at the easiest part of the Prison Break heist, and that part is parachuting from the velum after all of that hard work.

 

I understand that the NPCs in the prison are too accurate, I know that the jet sometimes targets the Buzzard instead of the plane for some reason and that takes you by surprise, but how the f*ck would you not know to slow down on the landing instead of slamming into the rocky cliffs or crash into the Buzzard's rotor blades?

 

Thank God I don't need the money, but come on, I have given them three chances and it all ends up the same f*cking way.

Seems like almost nobody knows that,holding the triggers allow you to land EXTREMELY easy.

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Irish45455

Driving and drifting the Contender and I'm just sitting here wondering why they didn't make the Tampa handle and perform like the Contender. Sad that a damn bear three tonne truck can perform better than a full on drift car.

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DominusTaranis

My best lap time on Downtown loop with a fully modded X80.....
1:50.477

World record is just under 30 seconds.


Eat literally ALL the dicks.

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Irish45455

I love when people get butthurt when they get killed in Entourage and rage quit. I do not, however, like poor winners. Got my ass handed to me because my bodyguards were off doimg whatever the f*ck else and ended up getting slaughtered. Kid who got the last kill on me just screams in the mic, "YEAH! YOU F*CKING SUCK YOU STUPID BITCH! EAT MY MUHF*CKIN ASS LIKE GROCERIES, F*CKIN' NOOB!" Just shook my head and left the vote screen.

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