The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Fennimoe]

This bothers me SO MUCH! UGH!

 

Just look at that wheel clipping. It's such a noticeable thing. I can't not look at it at all times. Lol! It doesn't do it with the passenger side wheel though. Interesting.

 

 

Edited February 6, 2017 by Fennimoe

[ShinyMan94]

Where is my Mad Max update? It would be f*cking perfect.

[Forza Harrd]

I hate my life.

 

 

 

 

 

There's this thing called "stealth". I would google it lol.

Edited February 6, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[Happy Hunter]

Uh-uh-uh, I saw that.

 

 

 

(How have they not fixed the wall breaches yet? I could fix most of these with simple methods in the creator, just by blocking them with dumpsters and stuff).

[Neo 2708]

For a moment this afternoon i thought i'd been booted into a bad sport lobby. There guys with dunce hats on, 8000RP guys, floating head guys and a lot of psycho jet fighter guys.....it was an eye opener.

 

It was just an ordinary lobby, just a giant war zone though. I was going to run some crates but thought better of it, there were 2 CEO crews outside my office if full RPG fight mode so thought Id go up to the roof and get the heavy sniper out.

 

Got a good few kills before they realised who was killing them and where i was......when they did, it was time for me to change sessions fast.

 

I guess thee have been a load of new accounts come over from old gen in the last few days.

Edited February 6, 2017 by Neo 2708

[Cratoz]

Uh-uh-uh, I saw that.

 

(How have they not fixed the wall breaches yet? I could fix most of these with simple methods in the creator, just by blocking them with dumpsters and stuff).

Yeah it is concerning that they don't seem to be capable of fixing the wallbreaches. The death penalty was such a bad choice and it works for only 5% of the wallbreaches and that even just partially.

So if you know how to avoid it it won't be a problem at all.

 

I had a few days ago someone in this exact wallbreach and he was bragging about his kill.

(Note, he even used ORT) otherwise I wouldn't go near there as a blip right there looks suspicious to me.

 

I wrote him that you won't be save in their and he just laughed and "waiting to be killed" he said because I announced it lol.

 

I then just got my Hydra under the map and blew him away.

Instant passive mode and goes back into the wallbreach and then tries to justify his kill and claims that he beat me even tho before he flee into it was something like 8vs0 kills for me.

 

These people are the worst and I could smell his broken ego through the messages he sent after this.

 

[AlmondBrown]

 

 

[Happy Hunter]

I feel a horrifying sense of guilt:

 

 

Well ... Not really. At all. But I don't like the homing launcher much at all, and that Savage definitely needs an armour buff.

 

(Yes I know, that guy should've been flying much lower, could've hid behind buildings, etc. But then you're generally in reach of all the small guns, which shred the Savage. And just in general, it should be stronger. Buzzard's more effective, which just feels wrong since the Buzzard's so readily available, and the Savage isn't).

 

#helisexuality

[Nyamber]

I feel a horrifying sense of guilt:

 

 

Well ... Not really. At all. But I don't like the homing launcher much at all, and that Savage definitely needs an armour buff.

 

(Yes I know, that guy should've been flying much lower, could've hid behind buildings, etc. But then you're generally in reach of all the small guns, which shred the Savage. And just in general, it should be stronger. Buzzard's more effective, which just feels wrong since the Buzzard's so readily available, and the Savage isn't).

 

#helisexuality

Damn right they need an armour buff

 

 

 

A bush should not be able to destroy a helicopter. Especially not a f*cking military one.

Edited February 6, 2017 by The-Irish-Hunter

[Captain_Fluffy]

*sigh* Having a bit of a PvP battle against a few others. Hide behind a wall and wait for another player who creeps up in my position. For some reason I can't swing out and shoot him, only do blindfire. He is right on me and there is a strange pause as we are literally next to each other, characters facing each other doing nothing. I get off the wall, go to club him with my combat mg but accidentally hit reload and then proceed to be pistol whipped by the other guy, who is just a wee level 14. It was a strange session.

[Silencer555]

 

I hate my life.

 

 

 

 

 

There's this thing called "stealth". I would google it lol.

 

Stealth? In this game? With this kind of AI? Hilarious joke you got there.

[Jammsbro]

so now the import export enemy cars are faster than a T20??

 

I was well away from both cars in an undamaged T20 and both not only caught me but one nearly overtook me. They did 6k worth of damage from bullets alone.

 

Sort your f*cking game out rockstar. A T20 should be leaving those cars miles behind.

[Gleeman Vox]

psn is so good wow 0 sarcasm, took them a hour to update their service status, still not fixed.

Edited February 7, 2017 by PSNGTAforumuser

[Happy Hunter]

For f*ck's sake, talk about a spawnkill.

 

[Cobhthaigh]

 

When sh*t like this happens.

My hunger for revenge never seems fully satisfied when I'm raging against them after they pull this crap. I wanna shoot off limbs and heads; make unrecognizable piles of gory slop out of them.

Edited February 7, 2017 by Cobhthaigh

[askinnywhitedildo]

When little bitches think they have a big dick, and they wanna take you on.

 

35 minutes of nonstop chaos cost me about $100,000 too. But I ran all three of them out of the lobby.

[Handsome Jack]

Damn man player using RPG and EWO couldn't even hit me with the those explosives. Needed his boyfriends to help out. Damn, if it takes 3 tryhards to take me out then thats sad.

[Happy Hunter]

Damn man player using RPG and EWO couldn't even hit me with the those explosives. Needed his boyfriends to help out. Damn, if it takes 3 tryhards to take me out then thats sad.

Some little c*nt the other day took the EWO after firing a homing launcher at my Buzzard.

 

I mean, really? You're going to lazily spam out a missile from arguably the most overpowered gun in the game, and then EWO? Even when I'm a mile away the guy's still just going to p*ss himself and do that? That's really weak. I managed to dodge it, but then he respawned by my side and spawnkilled me (in the gif a few posts up). Urgh.

 

Have had some really good killing sprees lately with the helis, to be fair.

Edited February 7, 2017 by Happy Hunter

[Handsome Jack]

 

Damn man player using RPG and EWO couldn't even hit me with the those explosives. Needed his boyfriends to help out. Damn, if it takes 3 tryhards to take me out then thats sad.

Some little c*nt the other day took the EWO after firing a homing launcher at my Buzzard.

 

I mean, really? You're going to lazily spam out a missile from arguably the most overpowered gun in the game, and then EWO? That's really weak. I managed to dodge it, but then he respawned by my side and spawnkilled me (in the gif a few posts up). Urgh.

 

Have had some really good killing sprees lately with the helis, to be fair.

 

A lot of depressed people in this game it seems lol.

[Silencer555]

Lesson learned: Water doesn't do sh*t to protect you from any explosions.

[Professional Amateur]

Actually found a really cool random who was flying around in a Luxor a while ago. Looked like he was trying fly as realistically as possible and it did look quite good. I congratulated him on his rather superb landing (considering how bad most randoms land their planes/choppers) and hop into a Besra to give him a few flybys. He decides to hop in his own and we fly in formation for a while, which also looked pretty great.

 

We headed back towards LS and I call in my Dodo above LSIA for a more casual flight. He hops in a Velum and we flew around the map as the sun set, which is something I love to do. A few minutes later, we fly towards the dam and I do a touch and go on the water. Well, I planned to. That's when I got blown up by some passive abusing dipsh*t in a Hydra. Typical. Just f*cking typical.

 

E: Just noticed he is one of the types who wears tribal face paint, a rebreather and a bulletproof helmet. Seemed to enjoy blowing himself up when he eventually got out of the jet.

Edited February 7, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[Silencer555]

Actually found a really cool random who was flying around in a Luxor a while ago. Looked like he was trying fly as realistically as possible and it did look quite good. I congratulated him on his rather superb landing (considering how bad most randoms land their planes/choppers) and hop into a Besra to give him a few flybys. He decides to hop in his own and we fly in formation for a while, which also looked pretty great.

 

I fly back towards LS and call in my Dodo above LSIA for a more casual flight. He hops in a Velum and we flew around the map as the sun set, which is something I love to do. A few minutes later, we fly towards the dam and I do a touch and go on the water. Well, I planned to. That's when I got blown up by some passive abusing dipsh*t in a Hydra. Typical. Just f*cking typical.

Same thing happened when I saw someone flying a Miljet. Grabbed my own and we flew over the city as gracefully as possible. But then everything changed when we heard lock on warnings.

[Fennimoe]

I posted this in the most creative kills thread, but I also wanted to bitch about it for a sec... Take a look at this kill I get with the Fully Loaded Ruiner 2000...

 

 

 

I cannot, for the life of me, understand why the car has armor like this... I mean, buffed a bit, sure, but invulnerable god mode car with infinite rockets. It's a bit maddening. I guess some good perks to Fully Loaded is the no wanted level and no insurance charges, but the car (during Fully Loaded) is a a little OP, in my opinion. I still drive it all the time and troll lobbies with it, but I still don't agree with the armor. I'm sure if the armor was decreased, I probably wouldn't grief with it.

[Gridl0k]

^ That was a few rounds and a crash. That's not exactly 5-10s of direct cannon hits or whatever.

 

If it was immortal I'd still have trouble giving a f*ck, due to what 2 years of Hydra spawnkilling OPness? f*ck them.

[BlackMilk]

^ That was a few rounds and a crash. That's not exactly 5-10s of direct cannon hits or whatever.

 

If it was immortal I'd still have trouble giving a f*ck, due to what 2 years of Hydra spawnkilling OPness? f*ck them.

Yup. If they don't want to be taken down by a Ruiner, they should stay high in the air and only concern themselves with other aircraft. About time someone put them in their place.

[Fennimoe]

^ That was a few rounds and a crash. That's not exactly 5-10s of direct cannon hits or whatever.

 

If it was immortal I'd still have trouble giving a f*ck, due to what 2 years of Hydra spawnkilling OPness? f*ck them.

But, he had been swooping and blasting me with cannon fodder a bunch before that... This was just a clip of the rampage. I also took like7 or so direct rockets from that jet, and a few blasts from a tank. If it's not invulnerable, it sure is super strong. Anyway, like I said, I will continue to use it whenever I see a jet in the city, or whenever I feel like trolling.

 

Edit: Has anyone tried to see how many rockets it takes to destroy it while occupied? Of course, Occupied because, I am assuming the armor works like the Insurgents armor... For those confused by what I mean, my Insurgent takes 9 rockets to destroy it, but it has to be occupied. If there is no one in it, it only takes 5 rockets to destroy it.

Edited February 7, 2017 by Fennimoe

[Forza Harrd]

 

 

I hate my life.

 

 

 

 

 

There's this thing called "stealth". I would google it lol.

 

Stealth? In this game? With this kind of AI? Hilarious joke you got there.

 

 

lol sorry I was being sarcastic but it actually would have worked in that instance.

[Silencer555]

I really need to stop spamming the A button. For f*cks sake, I pretty much have officially earned the title "Accident Prone" at this point for retarded deaths.

[⁣V⁣]

I'm not bitching or moaning or anything (cause I survived) but WHAT? Just look at it. LOOK.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

I'm not bitching or moaning or anything (cause I survived) but WHAT? Just look at it. LOOK.

Just a question, is that bike defined as your "favorite"? When I'm riding my favorite, I can be involved in major crashes, sending me flying into things that should definitely warrant death, but I survive. I think the added armor boost sticks with your character until after you actually make ground contact.