The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Mach1bud]

 

"Tail the kuruma" is my gripe this morning. The npc drives like a newborn with tourettes. by the time I got there, I just rage quit. I didn't wanna deal with the endless cycle of die, kill, die, kill, etc. I'm so irritated right now...

How do you manage to die in this mission? You have to shoot like 5 people.

That is what I was thinking. I normally just shoot at the Kuruma so he hurries his ass up and I fly to the house ahead of him when he gets kinda close.

[Pedinhuh]

"Return PV To Storage" is the best part of the bikers DLC tbh

That is only available if you're in a MC right?

[xR4PTORx]

 

"Tail the kuruma" is my gripe this morning. The npc drives like a newborn with tourettes. by the time I got there, I just rage quit. I didn't wanna deal with the endless cycle of die, kill, die, kill, etc. I'm so irritated right now...

How do you manage to die in this mission? You have to shoot like 5 people.

Not if you haven't had your coffee... it becomes unbearable for me lol

[KADENZA]

Not if you haven't had your coffee...

I could take a hot one right now.

[askinnywhitedildo]

When you start a Executive Search in a big lobby, and no one comes...

[nm69]

Third bitch and moan within a space of half an hour.

 

Rockstar logic: weapons are not allowed in Tequi-La-La. You will need to use your fists to fight the Lost MC inside

 

Lost MC inside are armed with knuckledusters, pool cue, broken bottle.

 

Die within 10 seconds after respawning outside and re-entering the club in a 5v1 fist vs weapons fight in close quarters.

 

Yeah.. Okay. F*ck off.

I found a way to survive them. When you enter the bar, there's a pillar with the single table to its right. Initiate a fight and run over there and they never approach you. You can then pick one enemy at a time and beat them all up till you get the supplies and then you can run away when you got it. Also stock up on snacks before you enter the bar and go at it this way.

 

Earlier I used to send in a motorcycle with sticky bombs but it seems R* has patched it with the I/E update in the sense that you won't find any motorcycle spawning when you get that mission.

[KreatiivFox]

When you start a Executive Search in a big lobby, and no one comes...

I get that it's a bit boring, but... isn't that also a good thing?

[Professional Amateur]

Just dropped into a session to mess around for a while, and shortly after, some clearly freshly transferred modded account joined.

 

You just gotta love the level 800 in the IGN crew with a crew rank of 2 and a 10,000K/D (well, it got dropped to just under 9,850) to go on top of that. I swear they make the accounts this obvious for a reason. It shows that they don't even own a boat. You'd at least own a Kraken or something if you were a level 800 with a transferred account.

 

E: Well they certainly own a Hydra, since they're now attempting to grief with it. Gotta pad that bloated KD even more.

Edited February 3, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[nm69]

"Tail the kuruma" is my gripe this morning. The npc drives like a newborn with tourettes. by the time I got there, I just rage quit. I didn't wanna deal with the endless cycle of die, kill, die, kill, etc. I'm so irritated right now...

 

Also, f*ck being spawned across the map in the middle of a fight. It makes me look like I teleported via mission...

 

Anyone else notice that wanted levels randomly go away, and that blowing up people's cars sometimes doesn't charge insurance?

 

Fix your game r*...

 

And another thing. Why the f*ck is the word Rockstar forbidden in game text? The f*ck?

They disabled the insurance charging in the last update. Keep up with the updates son.

 

And use a damn buzzard to tail the kuruma. Can keep hovering in the air while the Kuruma guy stops and goes left and right through any section on the map.

[Mach1bud]

 

Third bitch and moan within a space of half an hour.

 

Rockstar logic: weapons are not allowed in Tequi-La-La. You will need to use your fists to fight the Lost MC inside

 

Lost MC inside are armed with knuckledusters, pool cue, broken bottle.

 

Die within 10 seconds after respawning outside and re-entering the club in a 5v1 fist vs weapons fight in close quarters.

 

Yeah.. Okay. F*ck off.

I found a way to survive them. When you enter the bar, there's a pillar with the single table to its right. Initiate a fight and run over there and they never approach you. You can then pick one enemy at a time and beat them all up till you get the supplies and then you can run away when you got it. Also stock up on snacks before you enter the bar and go at it this way.

 

Earlier I used to send in a motorcycle with sticky bombs but it seems R* has patched it with the I/E update in the sense that you won't find any motorcycle spawning when you get that mission.

Just use your own bike. Faggio makes it fun.

[jdv95]

 

"Tail the kuruma" is my gripe this morning. The npc drives like a newborn with tourettes. by the time I got there, I just rage quit. I didn't wanna deal with the endless cycle of die, kill, die, kill, etc. I'm so irritated right now...

 

Also, f*ck being spawned across the map in the middle of a fight. It makes me look like I teleported via mission...

 

Anyone else notice that wanted levels randomly go away, and that blowing up people's cars sometimes doesn't charge insurance?

 

Fix your game r*...

 

And another thing. Why the f*ck is the word Rockstar forbidden in game text? The f*ck?

They disabled the insurance charging in the last update. Keep up with the updates son.

 

And use a damn buzzard to tail the kuruma. Can keep hovering in the air while the Kuruma guy stops and goes left and right through any section on the map.

 

wait what? i still get charged ?

[Mach1bud]

Yeah I still get charged insurance. For my own vehicles and others vehicles.

 

 

Also, like I said, screw tailing that Kuruma. Shoot at it. He will haul ass to the destination instead of going slow af.

[nm69]

 

 

"Tail the kuruma" is my gripe this morning. The npc drives like a newborn with tourettes. by the time I got there, I just rage quit. I didn't wanna deal with the endless cycle of die, kill, die, kill, etc. I'm so irritated right now...

 

Also, f*ck being spawned across the map in the middle of a fight. It makes me look like I teleported via mission...

 

Anyone else notice that wanted levels randomly go away, and that blowing up people's cars sometimes doesn't charge insurance?

 

Fix your game r*...

 

And another thing. Why the f*ck is the word Rockstar forbidden in game text? The f*ck?

They disabled the insurance charging in the last update. Keep up with the updates son.

 

And use a damn buzzard to tail the kuruma. Can keep hovering in the air while the Kuruma guy stops and goes left and right through any section on the map.

 

wait what? i still get charged ?

 

Its been discussed in the what has the I/E changed thread. I had a few trolls destroy my car so I destroyed theirs too and I wasn't charged. Haven't played in a public lobby this week so I'm not sure if they enabled insurance again.

 

 

 

 

Just use your own bike. Faggio makes it fun.

 

What's the insurance damage on the Faggio like?

Edited February 3, 2017 by nm69

[Mach1bud]

Lol idk like $100 or something. So little that it doesn't make a difference.

[DangerZ0neX]

My B&M of the day, but as a green-text.

 

[BlackMilk]

My B&M for the day: people who misuse words like cancer and autism/autistic all the god damn time. Why do people have to pick up on these immature, stupid "trends" of not using words the way they're supposed to be used? Stop misinforming people on what autism is.

[askinnywhitedildo]

 

When you start a Executive Search in a big lobby, and no one comes...

I get that it's a bit boring, but... isn't that also a good thing?

 

Sorta

 

But when you're in a lobby full of face painted, white haired try hards (Like seriously, who the f*ck started this white hair sh*t? It looks horrible).Bullsharking them ontop of already being off the radar makes for some extreme fun.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

My B&M for the day: people who misuse words like cancer and autism/autistic all the god damn time. Why do people have to pick up on these immature, stupid "trends" of not using words the way they're supposed to be used? Stop misinforming people on what autism is.

Sorry to break it to you, but as someone with a form of Autism, and was in a class to help overcome it for all of high school, there are plenty of people with Autism that lash out and blow up in a "sh*t fit" like that, I should know, I went to class with these people, they act that way because, you can say "I have autism" and our school system lets you get away with that bullsh*t, and their parents don't do sh*t either, so they have the mind set that they can throw a sh*t fit and it's ok, because they have Autism, and the systems in place taught them, that their disorder is a valid excuse for throwing a sh*t fit, and because 90% of the time the parents don't do sh*t about it either, you get that kinda of sh*t.

[Happy Hunter]

 

Buff. Buff. Buff.

 

 

 

Buff it.

 

 

 

 

 

[Professional Amateur]

Just cruised past a fairy floss blue Rocket Voltic with dollar sign rims and white walls. I seriously hope it was an ironic move. Don't care much about the colour (considering mine is yellow with neons for a bit of an inside joke) but those rims...just bad. I don't think there's a car that can look decent with those.

Edited February 3, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[TheFroggmann]

 

Third bitch and moan within a space of half an hour.

 

Rockstar logic: weapons are not allowed in Tequi-La-La. You will need to use your fists to fight the Lost MC inside

 

Lost MC inside are armed with knuckledusters, pool cue, broken bottle.

 

Die within 10 seconds after respawning outside and re-entering the club in a 5v1 fist vs weapons fight in close quarters.

 

Yeah.. Okay. F*ck off.

I found a way to survive them. When you enter the bar, there's a pillar with the single table to its right. Initiate a fight and run over there and they never approach you. You can then pick one enemy at a time and beat them all up till you get the supplies and then you can run away when you got it. Also stock up on snacks before you enter the bar and go at it this way.

 

Earlier I used to send in a motorcycle with sticky bombs but it seems R* has patched it with the I/E update in the sense that you won't find any motorcycle spawning when you get that mission.

 

 

 

Use your own motorcycle. Doesn't matter which one, no insurance fee. Ride to center of the dance floor, run behind the counter into the corner (You may have to punch the bartender) and blow the bike. If you stay in the corner the flames shouldn't get to you and you can take on the lost one ahole at a time.

[Forza Harrd]

Ok, I keep a stock Faggio just for this. Call it up, put two stickies on it, ride it in. Park it, start a fight (so they come to the dance floor) get out and blow the stickies. You can just go on in there. A few might be still alive but you can get the supplies and haul ass. After that your biggest problem is everyone in the lobby knows you're in there with supplies and you are about to spawn outside without a weapon until you bring one up with the weapon wheel.

 

tl;dr you're very vulnerable exiting.

[Hécate-II]

^

@Shaundi nm69

1-Call Brucie

2-buy the BST he proposes

3-pick the BST(will spawn near the bar-50 meters something)

4-Enter in the bar

5-beat them all thanks to BST effects.

 

The drug costs you 500$, but it's worth the price.

Edited February 4, 2017 by Hécate-II

[Non Funkable Token]

You don't pay insurance for that so doesn't matter which bike you blow up. I like to blow up the most expensive ones so when I request a new one, I can laugh myself hearing the Mors Mutual agent saying "sure" with a pissed off voice

[whywontyoulisten]

Also, like I said, screw tailing that Kuruma. Shoot at it. He will haul ass to the destination instead of going slow af.

Yeah but then you get enemies on the drive back.

[FlacidJack]

I love being crowd control in the PS finale, gives me time to do something else like get a snack and check the forum. Well tonight i have that chance so i put down the controller and rummaged the kitchen for something sweet. No cookies... no other baked goods anywhere, so i open the freezer and see it again. Vanilla ice cream. Who the **** considers that ice cream???!??? All deserts contain chocolate! What is vanilla ice cream? How am i going to get to the boat like this???

 

F you R*!

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I really hate this sh*tty community.

 

Every f*cking day since i've become rank 800 and have been playing a few houres i end up with friend requests from players who would be completely useless for anything and either do not know that they send me a friend request, or do remember, and ask for money.

Seriously, those players can go and stick their 2 fists in their asshole and cum into their own mouth while afterwards flushing their worthless sh*tty head with their worthless sh*tty brain into the toilet till it's gone.

 

Also since i got my great great collection of vehicles...i feel like being pretty done with this game....and that is not just because there is much to do, but because it is such a choir to try and do it.

 

I still want to have some proper races, but i am not gonna sit 15 minutes in a lobby for that, just for ending up after a few races again into some stunt race track and from there be pretty much stuck with stunt races.

 

I want to go and do some more different ceo jobs, but some are just not worth it because the cops are so f*cking overpowered.

 

Same for missions, i really would like to do some of those, but the ai accuracy is just to insane.

 

also every single job outside freeroam is not worth it because of to low payouts and/or the sh*tty matchmaking costing me way to much time.

 

Really, i am finishing half of a house MD episode just when waiting for a heist lobby to fill up with players that do not have a high chance to f*ck up some simple setup like "vans", but this sh*tty matchmaking is not only inviting truelly skilled match players and is overall barely working at all.

[kringled]

Daily objective progress was reset for at least one of my characters this week for some unknown reason. I don't really need the money but why are there so many weird broken things in this game? (Killed a friend with a bounty the other day and the bounty stayed on him as another example).

Second: Played a DM last night against a couple friends of a friend. Wow what a pain they were. Owned weapons, the one ran to a distant sniping point as soon as the match started and then spammed reveal all players until it was clear noone on my side was going to expose themselves for long. Both are from Japan as well and had a serious host lag advantage.

[Forza Harrd]

I like the Faggio just because it's small and easy to get in the doors.

[BlackMilk]

 

My B&M for the day: people who misuse words like cancer and autism/autistic all the god damn time. Why do people have to pick up on these immature, stupid "trends" of not using words the way they're supposed to be used? Stop misinforming people on what autism is.

Sorry to break it to you, but as someone with a form of Autism, and was in a class to help overcome it for all of high school, there are plenty of people with Autism that lash out and blow up in a "sh*t fit" like that, I should know, I went to class with these people, they act that way because, you can say "I have autism" and our school system lets you get away with that bullsh*t, and their parents don't do sh*t either, so they have the mind set that they can throw a sh*t fit and it's ok, because they have Autism, and the systems in place taught them, that their disorder is a valid excuse for throwing a sh*t fit, and because 90% of the time the parents don't do sh*t about it either, you get that kinda of sh*t.

 

People with autism are just as diverse as people without autism. In many cases you couldn't even tell they had it.

I honestly don't care if you have autism or not, you can't speak for everyone else who has it in any form. Nor does your experience mean that everyone else is like that too.

 

Just like with every group of people on the planet, there are bad ones and good ones. The group of autistic people I've met over the years (and this is a high number) are decent people by the majority. Sorry to break it to you man, but you're not even seeing all the people with autism or any similar "issue". There are so many different types and people who have it have different levels of intelligence, social skills and behavioural patterns/mannerisms. You think you're an expert because you happen to have a diagnosis? You assume you're the only one and you apply your experience to the whole world. Doesn't work like that.

 

Calling up autism all the time when talking about unpleasant people online (mostly children) who are being loud and obnoxious is simply unfair to all the autistic people who act perfectly reasonable and (again, in my experience and that is not lacking) much more mature than anyone who misuses words like autistic and cancer. This might seem like an unimportant thing to you and others here, but you seem to be ignoring the effects of this behaviour. Keep it up long enough and people will start hating anyone with autism without even knowing what they're really like. We already have that issue with people who are religious, atheist, homosexual, democrat or republican, black, white, hispanic and you name it.

 

In case you weren't aware yet, people start talking crap about a group of people when their complaints are really only about a select few members of that group and in time that entire group suffers the "wrath" of society. People who take all that stuff as gospel and never expose themselves to the people they're hating.

 

Stop insisting that all autistic people are loud, antisocial freaks. You're doing society a major disservice.

 

Also, I find it suspicious that you would defend this behaviour while claiming to be autistic yourself. If you're smart you'd know that a lot of people don't "just" have autism but something else as well. Autism itself doesn't cause people to throw those so-called "sh*t fits" you mention. Don't ask for sympathy when one day you're targeted after letting people know you're autistic (regardless of wether or not it is true) if you keep defending this behaviour. How about you start setting a decent example instead.

Edited February 4, 2017 by BlackMilk