The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[ThaBirdCoot]

^ I always get that and then suddenly Ballers everywhere

[A Maned Wolf]

Oh boy, f*cking can't load character for the millionth time :\

[Fennimoe]

I was worried bout not getting my chute open in time... But this... This right here. Wtf!? Lol

 

 

[gtafaninwest]

I forgot the last time I played Online.

[Voit Turyv]

I forgot the last time I played Online.

I didn't. It's worse.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

The disconects in this game are insane, and so are the session splits.

 

f*ck rockstar for thinking lobby's bigger then 16 players were a good idea.

 

They are not bad per se, but it barely works out long like that.

[askinnywhitedildo]

The disconects in this game are insane, and so are the session splits.

 

f*ck rockstar for thinking lobby's bigger then 16 players were a good idea.

 

They are not bad per se, but it barely works out long like that.

Even when I'm in a 30 player lobby, it still feels like there's only 10 people.

 

Either biker gangs are up North, or half the map is just sitting in their apartments.

[Happy Hunter]

Is this game literally unplayable for anyone else right now?

 

Every single session I get in just has some kind of error within a few minutes.

[TheFroggmann]

Is this game literally unplayable for anyone else right now?

 

 

Only when I want to get something done.

[Pedinhuh]

 

The disconects in this game are insane, and so are the session splits.

 

f*ck rockstar for thinking lobby's bigger then 16 players were a good idea.

 

They are not bad per se, but it barely works out long like that.

Even when I'm in a 30 player lobby, it still feels like there's only 10 people.

 

Either biker gangs are up North, or half the map is just sitting in their apartments.

I think its a good thing to finally have some activity up north, that whole portion of the map beyond Fort Zancudo was wasted before Biker DLC came.

 

In fact, I remember a lot of people from here saying exactly thatm..

[askinnywhitedildo]

 

 

The disconects in this game are insane, and so are the session splits.

 

f*ck rockstar for thinking lobby's bigger then 16 players were a good idea.

 

They are not bad per se, but it barely works out long like that.

Even when I'm in a 30 player lobby, it still feels like there's only 10 people.

 

Either biker gangs are up North, or half the map is just sitting in their apartments.

I think its a good thing to finally have some activity up north, that whole portion of the map beyond Fort Zancudo was wasted before Biker DLC came.

 

In fact, I remember a lot of people from here saying exactly thatm..

 

I'm too lazy to go up North and grief them though...

[OfficialTwiggz]

 

 

 

The disconects in this game are insane, and so are the session splits.

 

f*ck rockstar for thinking lobby's bigger then 16 players were a good idea.

 

They are not bad per se, but it barely works out long like that.

Even when I'm in a 30 player lobby, it still feels like there's only 10 people.

 

Either biker gangs are up North, or half the map is just sitting in their apartments.

I think its a good thing to finally have some activity up north, that whole portion of the map beyond Fort Zancudo was wasted before Biker DLC came.

 

In fact, I remember a lot of people from here saying exactly thatm..

 

I'm too lazy to go up North and grief them though...

Good, we don't need any trouble. A lot of people think we don't exist any more. We get the occasional stragler that comes along and tries to mess with us, but they always end up leaving.

[Mini Madrazo]

Don't know why I even bother trying to do races anymore

[ATeaDaze]

 

blue Sentinal XS used to sell for around 17k. now it's around 14k.#B&M.

Unbelievably tight-fisted, even for c*

 

They always sell for less when vehicle mods are discounted. Several vehicle mods are 25% off right now.

It's a good time to buy mods but it's not the best time to sell NPC-modded cars.

 

I wouldn't sell off a garage full of Sentinels, Sandkings, or Dubstas right now.

However, it's still worth selling one if you just pick it up off the street and immediately sell it.

[update_lsc]

Thanks rockstar for making enemies during piracy prevention respawn on my yacht. What a great idea, best thing ever added

[Shaundi.]

Just failed a cocaine sale twice in a f*cking row. Both in f*cking rubbish trucks that are no f*cking doubt slower than usual for this scenario and routed (rigged) through f*cking winding mountainous roads where it's f*cking sluggish. The game should f*cking know I'm going to solo this, put the f*cking drugs in a Dodo or a f*cking liquor truck. 30 minutes to solo sell cocaine in a rubbish truck? Nice disguise and all but what a f*cking joke. F*cking hell!

Edited February 3, 2017 by Shaundi.

[Gridl0k]

"Return PV To Storage" is the best part of the bikers DLC tbh

[Shaundi.]

It's been 10 minutes and I'm still livid as f*ck. Two failed sales in a row. Even if the next 10 LS County cocaine sales happen to be in a Dodo and or liquor truck and are successful, I'm not f*cking getting over this. I refuse to. F*ck you Rockstar.

 

Seriously.

[fw3]

• Misleading blip distances:
The blip of the guy I'm after shows at the top of the minimap, but in reality, he's 6,204 miles north of me. Probably in Yankton.

 

• Hydra spawn here... no there... no here!

Call into Pegasus to spawn me a Hydra at the Sandy Shores airstrip. As I approach the icon on the map, it suddenly moves to a different spot. I go there, and it moves again. Then, I die.

• Homicidal convenience store clerk:
I got myself a two-star wanted level, and to hide from the cops, I ducked into the convenience store in Hollywood Hills (behind the movie theater). When I entered, however, the clerk/employee was standing there with a shotgun saying, "Not today, criminal!" and shot me dead. Since when did the convenience store clerk become Judge Dread?

• Captain, my Captain:

Would it be too much to make the yacht Captain interactive? I mean, a little dialogue? Maybe he could show us around? Why can't he be like Johnny Onthespot and fight us? I want more from him than just maintaining the bridge of an anchored yacht. I mean, really, what does he do besides nothing? Monitor the cabin temperatures? Watch for acerbic seagulls? good grief.

Edited February 3, 2017 by fw3

[Shaundi.]

Third bitch and moan within a space of half an hour.

 

Rockstar logic: weapons are not allowed in Tequi-La-La. You will need to use your fists to fight the Lost MC inside

 

Lost MC inside are armed with knuckledusters, pool cue, broken bottle.

 

Die within 10 seconds after respawning outside and re-entering the club in a 5v1 fist vs weapons fight in close quarters.

 

Yeah.. Okay. F*ck off.

[-LN-]

Trying to play co-op missions with randoms who act like petulant children when they don't get their way.

I always seem to get paired with the ones who purposely run me down with their cars (this is all too common), blow up my car, go afk to just sit back and collect, or think I'm amused by their constant usage of the jerk emotion.

 

[whywontyoulisten]

Third bitch and moan within a space of half an hour.

 

Rockstar logic: weapons are not allowed in Tequi-La-La. You will need to use your fists to fight the Lost MC inside

 

Lost MC inside are armed with knuckledusters, pool cue, broken bottle.

 

Die within 10 seconds after respawning outside and re-entering the club in a 5v1 fist vs weapons fight in close quarters.

 

Yeah.. Okay. F*ck off.

Sticky bomb a bike and set fire to the place. Simples.

 

Just failed a cocaine sale twice in a f*cking row. Both in f*cking rubbish trucks that are no f*cking doubt slower than usual for this scenario and routed (rigged) through f*cking winding mountainous roads where it's f*cking sluggish. The game should f*cking know I'm going to solo this, put the f*cking drugs in a Dodo or a f*cking liquor truck. 30 minutes to solo sell cocaine in a rubbish truck? Nice disguise and all but what a f*cking joke. F*cking hell!

Force quit the game and try again. Also, ignore the GPS and take freeways where you can. Seriously, you've been a member since 2012 and you haven't picked up any of the tricks people use?

Edited February 3, 2017 by whywontyoulisten

[Gridl0k]

That mission was the first time I thought 'ooh, BST'.

[whywontyoulisten]

That mission was the first time I thought 'ooh, BST'.

That too.

 

"Return PV To Storage" is the best part of the bikers DLC tbh

Yeah, just a shame they haven't added it to CEO or the interaction menu. Having to form and disband an MC just to do it is annoying.

Edited February 3, 2017 by whywontyoulisten

[Sky_Light12]

Thanks rockstar for making enemies during piracy prevention respawn on my yacht. What a great idea, best thing ever added

 

[xR4PTORx]

"Tail the kuruma" is my gripe this morning. The npc drives like a newborn with tourettes. by the time I got there, I just rage quit. I didn't wanna deal with the endless cycle of die, kill, die, kill, etc. I'm so irritated right now...

 

Also, f*ck being spawned across the map in the middle of a fight. It makes me look like I teleported via mission...

 

Anyone else notice that wanted levels randomly go away, and that blowing up people's cars sometimes doesn't charge insurance?

 

Fix your game r*...

 

And another thing. Why the f*ck is the word Rockstar forbidden in game text? The f*ck?

Edited February 3, 2017 by xR4PTORx

[Coleco]

Thanks rockstar for making enemies during piracy prevention respawn on my yacht. What a great idea, best thing ever added

 

This, a million times.

 

Somebody at R* saw this was happening, sat back, said "There, that's working fine" and wasn't being ironic in the slightest

[KreatiivFox]

 

Thanks rockstar for making enemies during piracy prevention respawn on my yacht. What a great idea, best thing ever added

 

This, a million times.

 

Somebody at R* saw this was happening, sat back, said "There, that's working fine" and wasn't being ironic in the slightest

 

This is why I just keep replaying the Transporter CEO mission. You can do it solo, and it gives a better payout, if I'm correct.

[whywontyoulisten]

"Tail the kuruma" is my gripe this morning. The npc drives like a newborn with tourettes. by the time I got there, I just rage quit. I didn't wanna deal with the endless cycle of die, kill, die, kill, etc. I'm so irritated right now...

How do you manage to die in this mission? You have to shoot like 5 people.

[fw3]

Why the f*ck is the word Rockstar forbidden in game text? The f*ck?

Yeah, let's not get into the whole "checking for profanity" or forbidden text thing.

 

During a King of the Castle event, this one player kept sniping me, despite my excellent cover.

 

I sent him a text message, "Nice shot!" which flagged the profanity check. After a minute, I sent him another text (the profanity check message still showing), writing, "Nice shot!" and it went through without a problem, the profanity check message went away and a message that "your message was sent" appeared.

 

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in the game, as the in-game characters say things far, far worse than most players say over the mic or in in-game messages.

 

Silly.