The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[brose_sfr]

blue Sentinal XS used to sell for around 17k. now it's around 14k.

 

#B&M.

Edited February 1, 2017 by brose_sfr

[Handsome Jack]

Nice try, bitch.

 

[Mach1bud]

Goes for his first ever Imp/Exp delivery after stealing 32 cars to be able to do those special vehicle mini heists.

Starts first sale of a medium range Sultan RS, decides to do it with the Cargobob method.

Hooks up Cargobob to the Sultan RS and begins climbing high to gain altitude as stated. At altitude deemed high enough, decides to move the cargobob forward so as to head towards the delivery location.

Sultan RS bobs front and back and disconnects itself from the Bob and falls straight down onto the roof of a building near the warehouse.

 

No other way to flip the flipped down car, had to destroy it. 72k poof

 

Sold 3 other high end cars after this by road, on average I lose between 10k to 15k owing to bulletshots from AI cars and random traffic assholes swerving at the last moment into my path. Is that normal loss? The lowest damage I got was 9.5k for a $100k sale.

No. Normal loss is $0-$500.

 

If you sell your cars in a public lobby, with other people in the lobby, absolutely no AI come after you. None. At all. Ever.

 

If you are crashing you just need to slow way down. You have plenty of time. Just cruise there.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So flying a Duster by the coast, constitutes half a One-man SAM site going full gundam for no goddamn reason.

[nm69]

 

Goes for his first ever Imp/Exp delivery after stealing 32 cars to be able to do those special vehicle mini heists.

Starts first sale of a medium range Sultan RS, decides to do it with the Cargobob method.

Hooks up Cargobob to the Sultan RS and begins climbing high to gain altitude as stated. At altitude deemed high enough, decides to move the cargobob forward so as to head towards the delivery location.

Sultan RS bobs front and back and disconnects itself from the Bob and falls straight down onto the roof of a building near the warehouse.

 

No other way to flip the flipped down car, had to destroy it. 72k poof

 

Sold 3 other high end cars after this by road, on average I lose between 10k to 15k owing to bulletshots from AI cars and random traffic assholes swerving at the last moment into my path. Is that normal loss? The lowest damage I got was 9.5k for a $100k sale.

No. Normal loss is $0-$500.

 

If you sell your cars in a public lobby, with other people in the lobby, absolutely no AI come after you. None. At all. Ever.

 

If you are crashing you just need to slow way down. You have plenty of time. Just cruise there.

 

I solo it out because I come across dicks griefing in almost every public lobby. Last public lobby I was in I was group kicked out 30 seconds into joining one.

With solo, the bots spawn 50 meters from the warehouse, they aim like snipers and cause about 1-2k damage right there, then when I lose them after 1 mile(out of 3.5 or 4 sometimes), two new cars spawn ahead in my path, i lose them after taking some more damage and 2 more cars spawn another mile ahead near the end checkpoint where i seem to lose a good 5k.

So flying a Duster by the coast, constitutes half a One-man SAM site going full gundam for no goddamn reason.

were u selling cargo products?

Edited February 1, 2017 by nm69

[TwistOfLime21]

Decided to help out a level 30 complete the Fleeca heist. All going well, I'd let him take a 70% cut as well. We finished the Kuruma set up so all he had to do was spawn back to his apartment and start it.

 

No. He decided it'd be a good idea to get into a fight with two level 300s along the way. I told him to ignore them and start the heist. He's yet to get a kill while they've killed him at least 20 times each. Now he's chasing them across the map...

[PaletoJoe]

blue Sentinal XS used to sell for around 17k. now it's around 14k.#B&M.

Unbelievably tight-fisted, even for c*

Edited February 1, 2017 by PaletoJoe

[CarnageRacing00]

Two different scenarios of bullsh*t, probably due to lag.

 

First, Fighting this asshat and his asshat buddy. They were doing all the usual tricks, spamming the RPG and suiciding after every kill, going passive in the Hydra, Marksman Rifle dance, etc. Typical frustrating douchebags who seemed impervious to OUR bullets but could one-shot us from a block away immediately after a combat roll.

 

Finally get a shot on this guy, and he fires two rockets with one shot.

 

>

 

Next up is a similar situation. Another douche who takes the game too seriously, using every trick in the book. Of course, since I'm in an auto-aim server, I expect the auto-aim to work, and it simply does not... so I combat roll back behind cover, and he kills me through the wall.

Seems like the lag always benefits the douchebags.

[Pedinhuh]

I want to personally meet the dumbf*ck who thought it was a good idea to make this week's premium race exclusive to the Principe Diabolous, worse: Its exclusive to the base model, the Benny's custom model can't participate, for whatever stupid decision they took...

 

The result? I am sitting in a lobby screen for over 30 minutes, NOBODY JOINS THE RACE BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE BIKE AND WILL NOT BUY ONE!!!

 

R* logic strikes again...

[Commander S]

^ Makes you wonder - is there anyone actually prepared to buy/fully-upgrade a regular Diabolus, just for the purpose of grinding Premium Races for a week? Probably not, considering it'd require winning 3 just to break even...

[Pedinhuh]

^ Makes you wonder - is there anyone actually prepared to buy/fully-upgrade a regular Diabolus, just for the purpose of grinding Premium Races for a week? Probably not, considering it'd require winning 3 just to break even...

And of course, you need to be in first place to get a decent reward...

 

Now guess who was the idiot went ahead did that? Bought the bike and tuned it up?

Edited February 2, 2017 by pedinhuh

[-LN-]

I want to personally meet the dumbf*ck who thought it was a good idea to make this week's premium race exclusive to the Principe Diabolous, worse: Its exclusive to the base model, the Benny's custom model can't participate, for whatever stupid decision they took...

The result? I am sitting in a lobby screen for over 30 minutes, NOBODY JOINS THE RACE BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE BIKE AND WILL NOT BUY ONE!!!

R* logic strikes again...

Thank you for saving me both $20K and the time it would have taken to play it.

 

I used to quite enjoy the Premium Races, but they've been awfully disappointing lately. The combined forces of both Slipstream and Non-Contact was no doubt the first and likely the final nail in the coffin.

[askinnywhitedildo]

I've had $225,000 worth of cars ruined today. One was right when I pulled into the yellow sale marker. I even got the sale animation too.

 

I told the person who did it, that I hope he dies.

[Gleeman Vox]

Cool, i've gone from 2 half-broken controllers to a completely broken and a half-broken controller.

which the one i'm left with has the sh*tty R2 that won't let me shoot and switching to R1 is the last thing i'll do.

 

Whatever, I heard newer models have less garbage defects, bye $40-$60

Edited February 2, 2017 by PSNGTAforumuser

[Silencer555]

Everything this this damn city wants me dead these days. I will never underestimate the power of an unarmed civilian ever again.

[PetrolCB]

Cool, i've gone from 2 half-broken controllers to a completely broken and a half-broken controller.

which the one i'm left with has the sh*tty R2 that won't let me shoot and switching to R1 is the last thing i'll do.

 

Whatever, I heard newer models have less garbage defects, bye $40-$60

 

Is that so? I'm looking to get my third controller now. This game murders my L3 and R2. Not to mention the charging input becoming so faulty over time, that I've gotta hold the controller a certain way while playing as I recharge.

[afriendlyreddot]

It's bad enough that almost every other player I meet is a suicide queen that can't stand to think of their K/D changing but now you've got dudes glitchin' out lobbies with sightseer so that nobody else can use BST. I admit that I'm well past the point of being a try hard when it comes to PVP but C'MON SON! Just get your licks like you deserve and quit, no need to be afraid of dying in a virtual world.

 

[autofanatic]

Everything this this damn city wants me dead these days. I will never underestimate the power of an unarmed civilian ever again.

 

Double hit by NPC & NPC car.

[Sky_Light12]

Nice try, bitch.

 

 

almost like one you're delivering ETR1

[Action_Andy]

 

Now guess who was the idiot went ahead did that? Bought the bike and tuned it up?

 

 

Here!

 

At least I kind of like that bike. But still ... I was so raging after I found out that you can ONLY USE THE FACKING REGULAR VERSION

I wonder how many premium races will actually take place this week? Two? Three? On a track where I can do 2:20 laptimes consistently ...

Edited February 2, 2017 by Action_Andy

[Darealbandicoot]

Cargobob always spazzing out when taking x80,z type or roosevelt valour to my warehouse. I sourced the x80 and roosevelt before but this happened and i thought it was a one off glitch. Last night i happened to source them again im certain its intended. Either my cargobob magically unhooks or starts smoking for NO REASON when carrying these specific top range cars causing the cargobob to stop working and crash into the car causing sometimes several thousand $ worth of damage. No npc's or other players after me(all these showed up in a friendly lobby last night). Other cars no problem hooking and exporting but these ones im just gonna drive them from now on. This happen to anyone else?

[whywontyoulisten]

blue Sentinal XS used to sell for around 17k. now it's around 14k.

 

#B&M.

People post this every time. There is a sale on LSC mods, so modifed NPC vehicles sell for less.

Edited February 2, 2017 by whywontyoulisten

[nm69]

Cargobob always spazzing out when taking x80,z type or roosevelt valour to my warehouse. I sourced the x80 and roosevelt before but this happened and i thought it was a one off glitch. Last night i happened to source them again im certain its intended. Either my cargobob magically unhooks or starts smoking for NO REASON when carrying these specific top range cars causing the cargobob to stop working and crash into the car causing sometimes several thousand $ worth of damage. No npc's or other players after me(all these showed up in a friendly lobby last night). Other cars no problem hooking and exporting but these ones im just gonna drive them from now on. This happen to anyone else?

Happened to me on my Sultan RS which was my first ever sale that failed when it unhooked and fell upside down on the roof of a nearby building at my warehouse just as i moved the Bob forward to start moving towards the sale point.

[Pedinhuh]

 

Now guess who was the idiot went ahead did that? Bought the bike and tuned it up?

 

Here!

 

At least I kind of like that bike. But still ... I was so raging after I found out that you can ONLY USE THE FACKING REGULAR VERSION

I wonder how many premium races will actually take place this week? Two? Three? On a track where I can do 2:20 laptimes consistently ...

I managed to join a race yesterday after ONE HOUR AND THIRTY MINUTES sitting in a lobby screen, and then I managed to finish in third place, why?

The bike cant wheelie and has a wider turning radius than a f*cking bus, its dreadful to ride that thing on that stunt track!

 

I sold it soon after I finished the race, I'm never buying it again!

[xR4PTORx]

When you kill someone 10 times and they kill you once with a rpg and proceed to act like they did something cool in voice chat. Weak sh*t maane.

[Mach1bud]

 

 

Now guess who was the idiot went ahead did that? Bought the bike and tuned it up?

 

Here!

 

At least I kind of like that bike. But still ... I was so raging after I found out that you can ONLY USE THE FACKING REGULAR VERSION

I wonder how many premium races will actually take place this week? Two? Three? On a track where I can do 2:20 laptimes consistently ...

I managed to join a race yesterday after ONE HOUR AND THIRTY MINUTES sitting in a lobby screen, and then I managed to finish in third place, why?

The bike cant wheelie and has a wider turning radius than a f*cking bus, its dreadful to ride that thing on that stunt track!

 

I sold it soon after I finished the race, I'm never buying it again!

Man I join through the phone and wait on call. If there is less than 5 players waiting I search for a new race lol. Screw waiting. I never wait. Edited February 2, 2017 by Mach1bud

[Coleco]

Trying to play co-op missions with randoms who act like petulant children when they don't get their way.

[OfficialTwiggz]

-pays sh*tload of money to change character's appearance

-changes character's appearance

-finishes and saves

-waits in the sky to get put into a lobby

-suddenly a message pops up: "Would you like to alter your character's appearance?"

 

Hahahahahaha fuuuuck I died laughing at that reaction

[wizooord]

3 days i'm trying to play a premium race. saw a 6/8 for a few seconds once, that's as close as i came. over 5 hours of total on call time i sh*t you not

Edited February 2, 2017 by wizooord

[Gridl0k]

Oh look, every NPC in the city decided to buy either a Stanier, a Radius or a Carbonizzare right when I fancy selling a car...