The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[FourFingersOfFun]

Slightly on/off topic? But I'm certainly bitching and moaning.

 

- About people on these GOD DAMN forums that keep going and going and going and going and going and you're giving them FACTS and they're just going and going about how you're wrong and it should be THIS WAY and not THAT WAY and fuuuuuuuuuck.

 

Okay I'm done.

 

@Clown. I wouldn't even be upset. That's funny as sh*t lmao

So basically all the people in "why hasn't R* brought in casino yet????" Threads who think that it would be illegal.

 

Because y'know, no game has ever let you use real money to buy fake currency to open things in game that are completely random in what they give you lol.

[gtafan26]

 

Slightly on/off topic? But I'm certainly bitching and moaning.

 

- About people on these GOD DAMN forums that keep going and going and going and going and going and you're giving them FACTS and they're just going and going about how you're wrong and it should be THIS WAY and not THAT WAY and fuuuuuuuuuck.

 

Okay I'm done.

 

@Clown. I wouldn't even be upset. That's funny as sh*t lmao

So basically all the people in "why hasn't R* brought in casino yet????" Threads who think that it would be illegal.

 

Because y'know, no game has ever let you use real money to buy fake currency to open things in game that are completely random in what they give you lol.

 

GTAF sure does have a lot of legal experts on world wide gambling laws

[Fezza1999]

 

Slightly on/off topic? But I'm certainly bitching and moaning.

 

- About people on these GOD DAMN forums that keep going and going and going and going and going and you're giving them FACTS and they're just going and going about how you're wrong and it should be THIS WAY and not THAT WAY and fuuuuuuuuuck.

 

Okay I'm done.

 

@Clown. I wouldn't even be upset. That's funny as sh*t lmao

So basically all the people in "why hasn't R* brought in casino yet????" Threads who think that it would be illegal.

 

Because y'know, no game has ever let you use real money to buy fake currency to open things in game that are completely random in what they give you lol.

FIFA would like a word with you

[-LN-]

 

My b&m: The mobile version of this forum

This forum in general. It's been slow and broken for about 3 days now. This site has crashed more than any other.

 

 

Have had the same issues; I keep getting the site/cloud server is offline page.

 

 

I was thinking the same idea about the issues for R* to fix. Like, they have all this time to fix the server issues and bug glitches that everyone has but instead, they rather patch a very tiny tiny problem in a heist mission which is not even that of a big deal.

 

 

It seems that only things that cost them money (real or virtual) are given priority. Legitimate player complaints are often just ignored, and unless they involve money, it's often just swept under the rug until it's forgotten or reluctantly 'accepted' by players. If they do decide to fix these things, it seems purely random and their support team is pretty much useless--it's as if most of them have never even heard of the game or if they have, they fail to understand the basic mechanics.

Edited January 31, 2017 by -LN-

[Mach1bud]

their support team is pretty much useless--it's as if most of them have never even heard of the game or if they have, they fail to understand the basic mechanics.

That is because they literally don't. Rockstar sub contracts their support site/phone number. The people you talk to are not Rockstar employees. They have limited control to what they can do and say, preset answers, etc.

Edited January 31, 2017 by Mach1bud

[ash-274]

 

their support team is pretty much useless--it's as if most of them have never even heard of the game or if they have, they fail to understand the basic mechanics.

That is because they literally don't. Rockstar sub contracts their support site/phone number. The people you talk to are not Rockstar employees. They have limited control to what they can do and say, preset answers, etc.

 

Tier-2 and above are Rockstar staff, I thought. They seem to have more access than the Tier-1 people do and I've never got a canned response from one of them.

[Mach1bud]

 

 

their support team is pretty much useless--it's as if most of them have never even heard of the game or if they have, they fail to understand the basic mechanics.

That is because they literally don't. Rockstar sub contracts their support site/phone number. The people you talk to are not Rockstar employees. They have limited control to what they can do and say, preset answers, etc.

 

Tier-2 and above are Rockstar staff, I thought. They seem to have more access than the Tier-1 people do and I've never got a canned response from one of them.

Maybe so, idk the specifics. They could very well be.

[-LN-]

 

their support team is pretty much useless--it's as if most of them have never even heard of the game or if they have, they fail to understand the basic mechanics.

That is because they literally don't. Rockstar sub contracts their support site/phone number. The people you talk to are not Rockstar employees. They have limited control to what they can do and say, preset answers, etc.

 

 

That makes perfect sense. I'm convinced that a good portion of Tier I support (via Social Club) is purely automated and robotic though. Now whether that part is true or not, some of the responses I've seen seem far too out there for even someone who has no experience with the game. It's as if they (it) cannot even read, as the answers sometimes given have absolutely nothing even remotely due to with the issue(s) at hand.

[ash-274]

 

 

 

their support team is pretty much useless--it's as if most of them have never even heard of the game or if they have, they fail to understand the basic mechanics.

That is because they literally don't. Rockstar sub contracts their support site/phone number. The people you talk to are not Rockstar employees. They have limited control to what they can do and say, preset answers, etc.

 

Tier-2 and above are Rockstar staff, I thought. They seem to have more access than the Tier-1 people do and I've never got a canned response from one of them.

Maybe so, idk the specifics. They could very well be.

 

In fact, something is up with those tier-2's and above lately.

In past issues that got to tier-2 I got responses in minutes or hours.

Tier-1 elevated a problem I'm having and it said "...Please note, cases are addressed in the order they are received" and nothing since then for two days now. Maybe they cut staff for advanced support?

[ATeaDaze]

• Doing a contact mission
• Call in my Buzzard
• It's at the docks (Merryweather HQ)
• I drive past them and they completely ignore me (hey! we're cool, right?)
• I get in my helicopter
• "You sorry son of a bitch!"
• INSTANTLY KILLED
• I had to respawn and chaingun everyone in the area

Who thought this was a good idea? Do the NPCs think I'm "stealing" a helicopter?

This is almost as bad as the gang-fights by the air-fields in Blaine County.

[Furtive Pygmy]

I can't stand people who pull up to you, play their clown horn because they want you to jump into their car, and then start tapping you with gunshots to get the point across. If you do this I'm going to blow your ugly f*cking clown car to pieces and you better believe that your 25k insurance premium wont put a dent in my 110M bank account.

[Hécate-II]

 

 

their support team is pretty much useless--it's as if most of them have never even heard of the game or if they have, they fail to understand the basic mechanics.

That is because they literally don't. Rockstar sub contracts their support site/phone number. The people you talk to are not Rockstar employees. They have limited control to what they can do and say, preset answers, etc.

 

 

That makes perfect sense. I'm convinced that a good portion of Tier I support (via Social Club) is purely automated and robotic though. Now whether that part is true or not, some of the responses I've seen seem far too out there for even someone who has no experience with the game. It's as if they (it) cannot even read, as the answers sometimes given have absolutely nothing even remotely due to with the issue(s) at hand.

 

 

I confirm:

 

1-stupid script kiddie drop in my CEO office a Rocket Voltic

2-stupid script kiddie fills my inventory with maximum of ammo(9800 bullets something per weapon class)

3-I ask R* to remove it...

 

Answer from "Salomon A.", Support tier 1

 

Thank you for contacting support. To keep the gameplay environment as fair as possible for legitimate players, we routinely do sweeps to ban cheaters and to reverse any illegitimate transactions. An example of this can be found in this support article: https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/230632668. These sweeps are based on examination of suspicious gameplay statistics and manually-reviewed evidence submitted by the Community. If you have not engaged in any cheating, you do not need to worry about getting suspended or banned. However, we may remove the illegitimately gained funds during one of our sweeps. Best Regards, Solomon A. Rockstar Support

 

 

wtf the guy talks about money? I asked the modded ammo to be removed because I love to play with extremely low amount of ammo, I cannot play Survival how I like to play it with 9000 bullets for every weapon.

 

They didn't removed it, and I can't get ride of Sniper ammos, its just impossible to drop a such amount of ammo, the game keeps telling me "you cannot drop ammo" blabla...

 

The only solution I see is to ask another script kiddie to remove definitely any actual ammo I've in my inventory...

[Warren G]

Sp get this. I'm in a LTS game, and there is a staggering 14 of us. Which means the teams will be evenly split into 7 each, right? Nope, instead, one team has 9 members on it, and the other one (the one I'm unlucky enough to be put on) has only 5. Love it. #RockstarTeamMakingLogic

[Gridl0k]

Who thought this was a good idea? Do the NPCs think I'm "stealing" a helicopter?

This is almost as bad as the gang-fights by the air-fields in Blaine County.

 

It's because when you get in the buzzard you're suddenly "armed" with the missiles/gun, so the peds react. The new spawn point close to the building is a c*nt for this.

 

I kill them all on the way in as punishment for the times they've done the same thing to me.

Edited January 31, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Vidya Cowboy]

The nosedive in quality this forum has seen recently.

Are we that sick of GTA now we're desperately trying to keep it alive?

Why am I still here??!?!!?!?

 

I don't search the forums so I'll just make another thread the same as 16 other threads.

Cars! More CArSs! Everything turns into a car wishlist faplist , I want to sex exhaustpipe, pls moar crarzz. CARPORNHUB.

Panto Bowling. Really? It's just a thread about running peoPLE OVER IN FREEROAM!!!!!

Waaa waaaa! Another I want a Casino thread!

HEIIESTSS!!1 Amirite? TL;DR,

What song is GTA? Who can name this Song its in GtA, Songs in GTA, what song is one, your character is song please read my thread?!

Write a WALL of TEXT and tell us ALL how you done a good kill,. drive your car., you like tyres? what is the best colour you love to wear in Lost Sanchez, .. does you smoke in LS?

POLLLLL. Option 1 blahblahblah Optiion2 >Hydras yes?

FOrum Game. NO NO NON ON ONONO NO NO

 

 

f*cksssake

Holy kek this is a god tier post Edited January 31, 2017 by Vidya Cowboy

[No Homing]

Tried to start up Fully Loaded.

Nothing happens for a minute.

I get a cooldown of an hour.

 

Great Game, R*, well done.

[Gridl0k]

^ Exclusive behind the scenes look at GTA Online;

 

 

In all seriousness, if you're halfway good at earning in GTA you're halfway to a Project Manager qualification.

Edited January 31, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Madhorse]

Stunt race - East Coast - Full lobby. I was excided since it's one of my favorite stunt races, catch up wasn't on and I haven't played it in a while. After first loop I got knocked out right into the ocean by some prick in a pink car - respawn - Through the first loop again and right on the exit of it I see someone reversing so I flank from the left side and of course the little scumbag turns his car hitting me. Since I didn't have enough speed after the crash I flew into the ocean...again - respawn - This time I go through it without a problem because I'm at second last place. In the next right hand narrow corner there's some jackass sideways blocking the road with his car...guess what...- respawn - since that every player I overtook tried to ram me off the track and some succeeded. Getting flown off the track by the same roadblocker again made me fly off the handle and leave the session which clearly wasn't a great a idea because the game left me hanging in the clouds for 10 minutes at which point I shoutet a big f*ck you to Sh*tstar and the players of this game.

[wizooord]

Stunt race - East Coast - Full lobby. I was excided since it's one of my favorite stunt races, catch up wasn't on and I haven't played it in a while. After first loop I got knocked out right into the ocean by some prick in a pink car - respawn - Through the first loop again and right on the exit of it I see someone reversing so I flank from the left side and of course the little scumbag turns his car hitting me. Since I didn't have enough speed after the crash I flew into the ocean...again - respawn - This time I go through it without a problem because I'm at second last place. In the next right hand narrow corner there's some jackass sideways blocking the road with his car...guess what...- respawn - since that every player I overtook tried to ram me off the track and some succeeded. Getting flown off the track by the same roadblocker again made me fly off the handle and leave the session which clearly wasn't a great a idea because the game left me hanging in the clouds for 10 minutes at which point I shoutet a big f*ck you to Sh*tstar and the players of this game.

Sounds like your game is working as intended

if you're curious intended by whom, well, the devil, the devil of course.

 

-

 

> lets see what's the new premium!

> "You don't own a Diabolus"

> u wot m8

> "You don't own a Diabolus"

> -get my diabolus custom, try again

> "You don't own a Diabolus"

> k guess i'm getting a diabolus

> -it's on discount. ofc it is -.-

> here we go!

> 2/8

> ~10 mins later...~

> 2/8

> any time now..

> 2/8

> ~20 mins later...~

> 2/8

> are you kidding me? i just got a diabolus for you!

> niqqa f*ck you and your diabolus

> 1/8

> ...f*ck me and my diabolus

Edited January 31, 2017 by wizooord

[BlackMilk]

Want to know how long this discount that I didn't want is going to be active. No post on the newswire about it. Can't wait to find out it's going to last half a month.

It's not even on the social club game events list. Amateurs.

Edited January 31, 2017 by BlackMilk

[Darealbandicoot]

Was playing special vehicle work and three players join at once. This one rank 150 kept jumping out and suiciding. At first i thought it was a mistake but after the third try i just quit. Next thing i know he kills me and sends me a message saying "losser". I then proceed to kill him but his entire crew go ghost organisation and gang up on me. After a tiring battle i found out the member in MY organisation was telling him my whereabouts at all times which gave him the upper hand. In the end i got 20-14 on him and after the last kill he sent a final message"F u losser" I just laughed and felt a tiny bit mad at myself since i have not had a battle with a player since last gen and my skills werent as good as they once were.

[A Maned Wolf]

B&M:

When you try to dominate a Prius, but the tables get turned...

 

[Dacelo]

Feeling increasingly bored with GTAO lately, haven't logged more than 10 minutes/day for the last month or so. Random discounts on cars that have been available since the launch aren't a very enticing reason to play the game.

Hopefully Rockstar adds something substantial in the next update.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

That's just great. 2 weeks of absolutely sh*t for special offers. Looks like I'm ordering F4 and DBX2 with 2 day delivery.

 

There is literally zero reason for me to even pop in GTAO and do anything that's even remotely close to 'productive' for the next 2 weeks...

[WildBrick142]

If you have not yet brought your characters and progression over from PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 to PlayStation 4, Xbox One or PC, time is running out as this will no longer be possible as of March 6, 2017.

 

Oh for f*cks sake.

 

I was finally going to buy a PS4 in March now that my XBL Gold is running out in 3 days. Now, I'll have to buy a PS4 earlier AND somehow get enough money for a copy of GTA V (which is still ridiculously priced at €75 for the past two goddamn years) and at least a month of PS+ (so I can actually transfer the character before R* pulls the "technical limitations", or whatever bullsh*t, excuse (if they ever bother elaborating why) on transfers)

 

 

(Was originally going to post this in the pinned thread but I felt like this belongs here more)

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

If you have not yet brought your characters and progression over from PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 to PlayStation 4, Xbox One or PC, time is running out as this will no longer be possible as of March 6, 2017.

Oh for f*cks sake.

 

I was finally going to buy a PS4 in March now that my XBL Gold is running out in 3 days. Now, I'll have to buy a PS4 earlier AND somehow get enough money for a copy of GTA V (which is still ridiculously priced at 75 for the past two goddamn years) and at least a month of PS+ (so I can actually transfer the character before R* pulls the "technical limitations", or whatever bullsh*t, excuse (if they ever bother elaborating why) on transfers)

 

 

(Was originally going to post this in the pinned thread but I felt like this belongs here more)

If you use Amazon, like me, you can get a used, like new, copy for around $30. I got mine for only $25 last October. Edited January 31, 2017 by Semaj 2JZ♢

[D.J.TUNING]

Today something is really f...ked up because people are not joining lobby or surprisingly lazy... I tried to do daily objetives like always, but NO. Nobody joins... I waited in one lobby for about 20 minutes... Somebody joined... action started and f...king idiot escaped

BUT if you do something in free mode like taking new car for a spin, then every low level player attack and keep attacking, others are crying on chat "gimme money plz" "do we have modder online?" etc. OMFG.

 

Yesterday I was totally angry because of stupid cheaters... Idiot kept driving Armored Kuruma and killing everyone. Fun fact is that, he could drop explosives and destroyed Insurgent with one sticky bomb . Of course his Kuruma did not blow up after being hit with RPG... ;/

 

Only positive thing was stealing and customizing Voodoo ^^ I was suprised how good it is

[TKDSnovelist]

 

If you have not yet brought your characters and progression over from PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 to PlayStation 4, Xbox One or PC, time is running out as this will no longer be possible as of March 6, 2017.

 

Oh for f*cks sake.

 

I was finally going to buy a PS4 in March now that my XBL Gold is running out in 3 days. Now, I'll have to buy a PS4 earlier AND somehow get enough money for a copy of GTA V (which is still ridiculously priced at €75 for the past two goddamn years) and at least a month of PS+ (so I can actually transfer the character before R* pulls the "technical limitations", or whatever bullsh*t, excuse (if they ever bother elaborating why) on transfers)

 

 

(Was originally going to post this in the pinned thread but I felt like this belongs here more)

 

 

I understand if you decline because of obvious reasons, but i'd be happy to transfer it for you. Right now. Today.

[DentureDynamite]

Feeling increasingly bored with GTAO lately, haven't logged more than 10 minutes/day for the last month or so. Random discounts on cars that have been available since the launch aren't a very enticing reason to play the game.

Hopefully Rockstar adds something substantial in the next update.

 

My sentiments exactly; for the flood of money GTA Online has made for Take Two, they should be pouring plenty of resources (including more devs/personnel) back into it.

 

Numerous rhetorical questions come to mind--just a few:

 

* How are they actively improving the game's AI?

 

* What are they doing to actually balance the game so as to be fair for everyone?

 

* How are they updating and fixing the map to add new experiences and interaction/life with NPCs to draw older players back in?

 

* What are they doing to track down old bugs that need fixing, and implementing valid player suggestions from years ago that still remain unaddressed--like actually setting and remembering weapon defaults?

 

* What are they currently doing to ensure that the game doesn't get even more bug-infested than it already is? (fact: they now no longer touch old code because it's too dangerous in breaking other aspects of the game--e.g. Bikers).

 

All it takes is looking at simple idiot things like the regular street Boxville: can take three explosives, but the new Armored Boxville vehicle blows up with one.

Edited January 31, 2017 by DentureDynamite

[D.J.TUNING]

Yeah, game is that "balanced" that you can shot sniper who barely sees you from scope, with pisol or ak47 lol. Same goes with NPCs mad skills... I almost see one in scope of sniper riffle, shot and that bastard NPC shots back with normal gun and manages to hit me o.O.