The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

Whoo! I found a Massacro in FR after respawning from a mission. I got in and it immediately kicked me out and told me I have no access to this vehicle...

 

*edit as I'm typing this some moronic NPC in a Penumbra t-bones my AK that is just sitting in the road and kills himself...Nobody around, nobody doing anything. What in the actual f*ck?

That happens to me with every DLC car that spawns in free roam. Pigalle, Dukes, Stallion, Panto, doesn't matter because I always get booted out of it. Not sure why. I mean, you can't modify them, can't store them (Far as I know, you can't) which begs the question... What's the point? I can't buy a Dukes or Stallion because I didn't transfer over this character (lost the character that I did transfer thanks to Rockstar's sh*tty transferring issues) so why can't I just cruise in them, and take some pics? Just another thing that makes no sense in this game.

Yeah, I've seen a few Pigalles and that other hatchback from Hipster update... But, I never tried to get in any of them because when I did see them I was always busy doing something. I've read on here that you can't drive them, so I just figured what the hell ima try it anyway, with no real intention to drive it, and just having experienced myself, I wanted to bitch. Because, just like you said, it's pretty stupid to not even let us drive them.

 

But, with all the glitches to force cars into your garage in the past, I guess R* didn't want to take the chance and this was their best option. However poorly implemented it may be.

[TheFroggmann]

FYI DLC vehicles that spawn in freeroam (Panto, Dukes, Pigalle etc.) will not allow you to drive them unless you already have one in your current character's inventory.

 

If they spawn in a contact mission, you can drive them all you want.

[GIRR]

I think it's funny R* said they had several years worth of ideas to maintain the GTA series. But. Somehow they can't support a game for more than three years, yes that's a decent amount of time. Most of their content was just weak sauce; ten car/adversary DLC, seven legit online expansions, eight holiday DLC, (though that can be lumped into the car/ adversary DLC) and three apartment relevant based DLC. It's a joke. They released a lot, yet they really didn't.

Edited January 28, 2017 by Diani The Otter

[Queen]

I think it's funny R* said they had several years worth of ideas to maintain the GTA series. But. Somehow they can't support a game for more than three years, yes that's a decent amount of time. Most of their content was just weak sauce; ten car/adversary DLC, seven legit online expansions, eight holiday DLC, (though that can be lumped into the car/ adversary DLC) and three apartment relevant based DLC. It's a joke. They released a lot, yet they really didn't.

 

By "several years of ideas" they meant ideas that could be spread over several games, not one game. You don't want to blow your load all at once. And besides, like you said, three years is a long time for an online game. And it's still going strong! I'd say they've been most impressive. Perfect? No way. Some updates were practically useless. But they did exceed my expectations.

Edited January 28, 2017 by Queen

[GIRR]

 

I think it's funny R* said they had several years worth of ideas to maintain the GTA series. But. Somehow they can't support a game for more than three years, yes that's a decent amount of time. Most of their content was just weak sauce; ten car/adversary DLC, seven legit online expansions, eight holiday DLC, (though that can be lumped into the car/ adversary DLC) and three apartment relevant based DLC. It's a joke. They released a lot, yet they really didn't.

 

By "several years of ideas" they meant ideas that could be spread over several games, not one game. You don't want to blow your load all at once. And besides, like you said, three years is a long time for an online game. And it's still going strong! I'd say they've been most impressive. Perfect? No way. Some updates were practically useless. But they did exceed my expectations.

I understand that. The point I was making is that they can have all these ideas yet so quickly run out of content ideas. The amount of cars and adversary modes,IMO, shows they were running on empty even in the early days of the game. Don't get me wrong. The game is impressive and they exceed my expectations for a lot of things as well. I'm just slightly depressed/annoyed that such an amazing and creative company can flounder so badly when they basically had an untapped well spring of ideas from the community they didn't even really try to tap. Obviously there are going to bad ones but there must of been some decent ideas that could of been implemented

[Irish45455]

These slimy pricks patched something that didn't even adversely affect the game. The Armored Kuruma in Pac Standard wasn't a glitch, just an alternative way to do things. Granted, there are work arounds but still. It seems like they're making it so you can only make money how they see fit. Pretty sh*tty way to do business.

Edited January 28, 2017 by Irish45455

[GIRR]

These slimy pricks patched something that didn't even adversely affect the game. The Armored Kuruma in Pac Standard wasn't a glitch, just an alternative way to do things. Granted, there are work arounds but still. It seems like they're making it so you can only make money how they see fit. Pretty sh*tty way to do business.

To us yes, to them the idea is to push more people towards SC. I'm kinda curious if there is going to be any in RDR2

[jackitr]

Why did they decide to get rid of the claim all for insurance, it's ok if you have 3 cars from the same garage destroyed but if you have 3 in different garages then you have to ring up 3 bloody times to make the claim, pain in the ass.

[Queen]

These slimy pricks patched something that didn't even adversely affect the game. The Armored Kuruma in Pac Standard wasn't a glitch, just an alternative way to do things. Granted, there are work arounds but still. It seems like they're making it so you can only make money how they see fit. Pretty sh*tty way to do business.

This.

 

A huge part of GTA's charm was the freedom to do things your way. That appears to be no longer the case. Especially online.

[Gridl0k]

Sometimes I wonder if this forum is colocated on a cheap VPS with GTA Online.

 

 

I love you really gtaf

 

Edited January 28, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Nyamber]

God this site is so f*cking slow. Are the servers stored on the same ones as GTA Online?

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Did the site go down for anyone else?

 

Been on saving failed for about 20 minutes, this bullsh*t has to stop.

[DC4B18]

Sourced a top range car

 

Half way back to the warehouse, it suddenly catches on fire.. instant 34k damage.

 

 

My balls

 

 

You're breaking them

 

 

"No more said, case closed, end of discussion...

It's blowin up like spontaneous human combustion"

 

 

 

Edit: Just noticed all my RPG/HL/FL/Minigun ammo disappeared. They were full.

Edited January 29, 2017 by gtaoplayer

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Is it me or are the servers 10 out 10 f*cked right now, I've just now got into a lobby after about 15 minutes of "R* services unavailable" bullsh*t. This game has two modes, F*ck you gently (minor annoyances) and Full on R*petrain (Being the biggest goddamn rage game it can be), there is no in between with this game, it either works, or just doesn't everything it can to make you throw have your game set up out the window and nuke it.

Edited January 29, 2017 by SuzukiRazgriz

[Irish45455]

I haven't driven my Elegy Retro much so I took it out for a spin and something kind of bothers me... At idle, the car sounds like a rotary. Like full on 13B. Why does a car based on a Nissan sound like a Mazda RX-7? Couldn't go with more of an RB26 or even SR20 exhaust note? It's small and pretty damn inconsequential to some but to me it's irksome.

Edited January 29, 2017 by Irish45455

[Happy Hunter]

Some say that in the few days I haven't been playing this game lately, I've been b*tching much, much less.

[idonknowhow]

What is good? What is bad?

 

[Shaundi.]

I'll just leave this here..

 

 

For f*ck sakes.

[feiaschdada]

I'll just leave this here..

 

 

For f*ck sakes.

You lagged yourself out of a lobby with a contract running?

[Shaundi.]

No, landed in a solo public session from single player. Clubhouse contracts are f*cked.

[Nyamber]

God this site is so f*cking slow. Are the servers stored on the same ones as GTA Online?

It's now been a full day of this site being powered by potatoes. What the f*ck?

[Sky_Light12]

just another bad day with a cargobob :

some asshole's cavalcade parked outside of ammu-nation , i tried to park mine but landing on that cavalcade end up one of rotor touching the palm trees , fixing the problem only make it bigger.......it cripple the rear rotor and instantly blew my big rig

[Forza Harrd]

Wth lol

 

Minding my own business outside my clubhouse in Blaine Co, all of a sudden get a message that some job is over because a CEO or MC president or something left the session, and I get spawned on the street in downtown LS in a crowded session. o_O

[No Homing]

Trying to play Arms Embargo

1st attempt: No HUD, which causes all kinds of glitches

2nd attempt: Stuck on some kind of loading screen

3rd attempt: Stuck on some other kind of loading screen

 

GG

[Gridl0k]

[Mach1bud]

I haven't driven my Elegy Retro much so I took it out for a spin and something kind of bothers me... At idle, the car sounds like a rotary. Like full on 13B. Why does a car based on a Nissan sound like a Mazda RX-7? Couldn't go with more of an RB26 or even SR20 exhaust note? It's small and pretty damn inconsequential to some but to me it's irksome.

To me it just sounds like a car with big cams. I can see how it does sound like a rotary though.

 

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=LLsGFo1FeeQ

[Mister_Incredible92]

I'm going to just put the Volume sound on very low the next time i enter a public session because i'm tired of hearing these loud ass kids on their mics GEEZZ!!

Edited January 29, 2017 by Mister_Incredible92

[Gridl0k]

^ I struggle to imagine much worse than listening to a public GTAO lobby. Set your chat to friends, or no-one, maybe?

[xLunaticx]

^ I struggle to imagine much worse than listening to a public GTAO lobby. Set your chat to friends, or no-one, maybe?

Even with that setting on you can hear some twats while loading into session.

 

To be on topic... Pac Standard with randoms... I've been on the internet for a long time, but it still suprise me how stupid people are.

[autofanatic]

That was funny. Endless rolling until you could steal the T20.