The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Yeah, after fighting off 16 goons in 8 Sultans I really want to deal with some random NPC who got his panties in a twist over some random car explosion(s)...

 

Thanks for purposely crashing and damaging my car, asshole. Hope that feeling of being burned alive, after eating a molotov, haunts you all the way in through to your afterlife. Ya f*cking crab muncher...

Edited January 27, 2017 by Semaj 2JZ♢

[ATeaDaze]

• I found a Merryweather Security Dilettante (never seen one in freeroam).
• I went to store it
• It's blacklisted (because of reasons)

Why do they blacklist harmless vehicles simply because they have a unique livery on them?

[Fireboy769]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN FOR f*ck SAKE!

 

Why can my office not look this beautiful normally!? Why does it taunt me with this glitch!? Why am I punished by the god's who shat money all over the place for actually doing the work!?

 

Wait, the Cop Outfit isn't blacklisted? Then why every time I try to obtain it using the Adversary Mode Outfit glitch, it rssets me to the default clothes?

 

Note: The adversary mode outfit glitch can be used in any adversary more and can be used to obtain any adversary outfit in the game, even the beast outfit (but not the beast outfit from the Power Play powerup). So I guess it doesn't work with the cop outfi? Cause if I can get the trash collector outfit, it should let me get the Cop outfit.

[-LN-]

The game is really starting to grate on my nerves. Perhaps it is not entirely the fault of the game, a good portion of the blame can be linked to the players themselves. Either way, the issues with the new Adversary Mode have really jaded me; talk about a clusterf*ck--you cannot get through a single match without someone leaving and glitching the scoring process. It is truly perplexing just how little attention is given to these issues and how R* couldn't even bother responding to the ticket I submitted in regards to it. What makes it worse is that no one is willing to join or host much of anything unless it is double money, and other hosts always seem to select the worst lobby options imaginable for every type of job. It doesn't matter what it is and if you're forced to go on-call to find something, you can only expect the worst possible scenario. God, I'd just like to have one night of gaming where I'm not struggling to find something worthwhile for over an hour or that I haven't played to death and am beyond burnt out with.

 

Eh, I think I'm just bored and I need something exciting to recapture my interest. The matchmaking system seems more and more broken each day, and there seems to be nothing on the horizon in regards to a solution or repair.

 

I think I need a few drinks or a break. Perhaps both. I'm truly just burnt out this week.

[Sky_Light12]

What has GTA Online become now? WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!

 

LOL can i share that on gta logic kym ?

 

 

What's with randoms asking me to pick them up from their apartment? I'm not cab service, jfc

perhaps saving their K/Ds by safely teleported to someone's building

you could try being jerkass by planting traps on entrances when the guest exited the building

[autofanatic]

Are. You. f*cking. Kidding. Me?

 

 

 

Yep that pegged my bullsh*t meter. Might be a while before I open this game again.

Why did it explode?

[Professional Amateur]

Why did it explode?

Random bullsh*t. I'd say it was the plane that skidded to a halt with the wheels up, as that seems to cause it to explode if you exit quickly, but that one didn't seem to explode upon watching the video again. Just the new and presumably undamaged one. I'd probably just give up on those sales if I got hit with that suicidal floatplane too. At any rate, aircraft shouldn't explode from a little love tap with the ground or a belly landing, but in my case, they often do. Also, helicopters just shouldn't explode if you bail out a metre or so above the ground. Always hated that, but I hate the aircraft damage physics even more after whatever the holy hell happened to that Dodo, especially with money on the line.

 

Guess R* decided that these birds should be about as extinct as their namesake.

Edited January 27, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[dragosani00]

Why can't I aim my homing launcher straight up. Is my guy a cripple or something? Had a buzzard trying to destroy my Vehicle cargo and every time I got out to fight back he'd hover directly overhead. Douche move.

 

I don't usually bother when someone comes after my vehicle cargo in a buzzard. Buzzard missiles can't lock on to vehicle cargo for some reason so unless they are extremely good at manual aiming or lucky it is fairly easy avoid them destroying you by driving fast and not in a straight line. By stopping you give them an easier target while you're stationary or slowing down/speeding up

[Action_Andy]

Hmm? Me and a friend are delivering the collection with the Z-Type and the Roosevelt. That's 160k, right? Plus a bonus, right? We are alone in the session, so I use the cargobob to deliver the Z-Type without a single scratch. Meanwhile my friend is waiting at the warehouse, kills the attackers, one of the bullets hits the Roosevelt, 200$ damage, no big deal. I come back, hook up the car and deliver it without further damage. That's 159800$ for me, right? No? It's 112k? And my friend gets nothing at all? Mmmkay ...

[Big Molio]

Random changing from 3rd to 1st person view during bike stunt races. Grrr

[whywontyoulisten]

 

Are. You. f*cking. Kidding. Me?

 

 

 

Yep that pegged my bullsh*t meter. Might be a while before I open this game again.

Why did it explode?

 

I believe there is a known bug connected to map access in air vehicles.

[feiaschdada]

 

Are. You. f*cking. Kidding. Me?

 

 

 

Yep that pegged my bullsh*t meter. Might be a while before I open this game again.

Why did it explode?

 

They "touched" each other. (Their hitboxes I guess) And to vehicles touching each other makes damage, damage, damage. It is the way the game is programmed.

Edited January 27, 2017 by feiaschdada

[Nyamber]

 

IT HAPPENED AGAIN FOR f*ck SAKE!

 

Why can my office not look this beautiful normally!? Why does it taunt me with this glitch!? Why am I punished by the god's who shat money all over the place for actually doing the work!?

 

Wait, the Cop Outfit isn't blacklisted? Then why every time I try to obtain it using the Adversary Mode Outfit glitch, it rssets me to the default clothes?

 

Note: The adversary mode outfit glitch can be used in any adversary more and can be used to obtain any adversary outfit in the game, even the beast outfit (but not the beast outfit from the Power Play powerup). So I guess it doesn't work with the cop outfi? Cause if I can get the trash collector outfit, it should let me get the Cop outfit.

 

No idea. Mine was deleted on day one of the I/E update, but I got it back on that same day. Now it apparently doesn't work. I have mine saved in 3 different slots in various combos, so hopefully if it does get deleted again I keep the backups.

[Black-Dragon96]

 

 

IT HAPPENED AGAIN FOR f*ck SAKE!

 

Why can my office not look this beautiful normally!? Why does it taunt me with this glitch!? Why am I punished by the god's who shat money all over the place for actually doing the work!?

 

Wait, the Cop Outfit isn't blacklisted? Then why every time I try to obtain it using the Adversary Mode Outfit glitch, it rssets me to the default clothes?

 

Note: The adversary mode outfit glitch can be used in any adversary more and can be used to obtain any adversary outfit in the game, even the beast outfit (but not the beast outfit from the Power Play powerup). So I guess it doesn't work with the cop outfi? Cause if I can get the trash collector outfit, it should let me get the Cop outfit.

 

No idea. Mine was deleted on day one of the I/E update, but I got it back on that same day. Now it apparently doesn't work. I have mine saved in 3 different slots in various combos, so hopefully if it does get deleted again I keep the backups.

I think if you change something on it (glasses, gloves) it does no get deleted.

[Nyamber]

 

 

 

IT HAPPENED AGAIN FOR f*ck SAKE!

 

Why can my office not look this beautiful normally!? Why does it taunt me with this glitch!? Why am I punished by the god's who shat money all over the place for actually doing the work!?

 

Wait, the Cop Outfit isn't blacklisted? Then why every time I try to obtain it using the Adversary Mode Outfit glitch, it rssets me to the default clothes?

 

Note: The adversary mode outfit glitch can be used in any adversary more and can be used to obtain any adversary outfit in the game, even the beast outfit (but not the beast outfit from the Power Play powerup). So I guess it doesn't work with the cop outfi? Cause if I can get the trash collector outfit, it should let me get the Cop outfit.

 

No idea. Mine was deleted on day one of the I/E update, but I got it back on that same day. Now it apparently doesn't work. I have mine saved in 3 different slots in various combos, so hopefully if it does get deleted again I keep the backups.

I think if you change something on it (glasses, gloves) it does no get deleted.

 

Yeah, I've got a mask, dufflebag, gloves, glasses, and scarf on it. Though I do have one default one that hasn't been deleted.

[Sky_Light12]

what an ungrateful bastard , the pilot from helicopter pickup by merryweather service kicked me out for camping on his helicopter just because advantage for gun running at LSIA

 

this makes me even more willing to steal his helicopter than sat on it

[Gridl0k]

 

Why can't I aim my homing launcher straight up. Is my guy a cripple or something? Had a buzzard trying to destroy my Vehicle cargo and every time I got out to fight back he'd hover directly overhead. Douche move.

 

I don't usually bother when someone comes after my vehicle cargo in a buzzard. Buzzard missiles can't lock on to vehicle cargo for some reason so unless they are extremely good at manual aiming or lucky it is fairly easy avoid them destroying you by driving fast and not in a straight line. By stopping you give them an easier target while you're stationary or slowing down/speeding up

 

 

Vehicle Cargo can't be locked onto by anything, Rockstar were feeling nice for once.

 

He was stalemating every time I tried to have a fair fight and ultimately blew my delivery up because I got bored of shooting flares at him and bolted. It was like 500 yards from the delivery corona so hard to be evasive.

Edited January 27, 2017 by Gridl0k

[HailHydra]

Waiting my friends to on so we can continue criminal mastermind, bored and do arms embargo. 3 randumbs join. One guy keep playing around in airport. Text him to go here. All goes well. The final scene where you jump off the bridge. One guy drown the ruiner. This mission is easy as f*ck did you guys even have a freaking brain???!!!

[askinnywhitedildo]

When you see a website that has a multiple threads, explaining to people on how to exploit a certain thing that CEO's can do.

 

#1, stop letting people know about it. The more that know, the less useful it's going to be.

#2, bringing this to C*'s attention, will let them see how broken it is, and then they will ruin it for all of us.

 

So instead of trying to exploit a exploit for your own popularity, why don't you just stfu?

[Ghia_00]

Crashed with a fellow crew member, lost 12k because of it.

 

Nice.

[Neo 2708]

What has GTA Online become now? WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!

 

Da f*ck? ....shoot it before it breeds.

[Neo 2708]

 

 

IT HAPPENED AGAIN FOR f*ck SAKE!

 

Why can my office not look this beautiful normally!? Why does it taunt me with this glitch!? Why am I punished by the god's who shat money all over the place for actually doing the work!?

 

Wait, the Cop Outfit isn't blacklisted? Then why every time I try to obtain it using the Adversary Mode Outfit glitch, it rssets me to the default clothes?

 

Note: The adversary mode outfit glitch can be used in any adversary more and can be used to obtain any adversary outfit in the game, even the beast outfit (but not the beast outfit from the Power Play powerup). So I guess it doesn't work with the cop outfi? Cause if I can get the trash collector outfit, it should let me get the Cop outfit.

 

No idea. Mine was deleted on day one of the I/E update, but I got it back on that same day. Now it apparently doesn't work. I have mine saved in 3 different slots in various combos, so hopefully if it does get deleted again I keep the backups.

 

Change something on the Cop outfit, dont save it with obvious names like Cop outfit, Police, Etc.

Edited January 27, 2017 by Neo 2708

[TheFroggmann]

 

 

Are. You. f*cking. Kidding. Me?

 

 

 

Yep that pegged my bullsh*t meter. Might be a while before I open this game again.

Why did it explode?

 

They "touched" each other. (Their hitboxes I guess) And to vehicles touching each other makes damage, damage, damage. It is the way the game is programmed.

 

 

I don't buy it, no way touching wingtips will cause more damage than smacking into a fargin pole at full speed. Just sh*tty programming. I'm just getting tired of the unpatched bullsh*t bugs in this game.

 

For the record this is the 2nd sale out of 5 this month that has been f*cked up by sh*tty programming. The other one was when the delivery truck got "stuck" against a guardrail for 40 seconds then just shut the f*ck down. I also had another one (truck) where the f*cking truck got stuck on the transition of a grass apron. I was able to get it moving again but the whole situation was complete bullsh*t.

 

My patience with this game has run out. As much as I hate the playerbase there's always ways to get away from them. But with these types of bugs there is no escape. You're just f*cked.

Edited January 27, 2017 by TheFroggmann

[DarkFlame588]

Why can't more people play more adversary modes in free aim? My god it is so much more fun, actually being able to break cover and not getting instakilled by all the babies that need autoaim to do anything.

[Skycam]

When people use passive mode to get to your yacht safely only to turn it off and try and compete in PP. Go f*ck yourselves.

 

Had 3 different guys attack and a forth made his way safely in passive and was able to turn it off and compete. I think that's bullsh*t and if someone comes in passive they should not be able to turn if off or when they do they should be moved to the beach. Still won but f*ck passive. If you are passive that's fine but don't use it for battle you f*cks.

[KreatiivFox]

[Coleco]

Delivering Import/Export solo, thanks to session splitting and the usual connection unreliability we know all too well. I leave my car and cross the street to take out the absolute c*nting joke that is Baby's First Aimbot AI.

 

The first Sultan spawns out of nowhere, comes down the road toward me - at a speed that light can only dream of - and slams into my Import/Export, knocking 88% of it's value off instantly.

 

 

 

I'm f*cking done

 

Where's my copy of Titanfall 2

[Slonitram]

 

 

No idea.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Whoo! I found a Massacro in FR after respawning from a mission. I got in and it immediately kicked me out and told me I have no access to this vehicle...

 

*edit as I'm typing this some moronice NPC in a Penumbra t-bones my AK that is just sitting in the road and kills himself...Nobody around, nobody doing anything. What in the actual f*ck?

Edited January 27, 2017 by Semaj 2JZ♢

[Irish45455]

Whoo! I found a Massacro in FR after respawning from a mission. I got in and it immediately kicked me out and told me I have no access to this vehicle...

 

*edit as I'm typing this some moronic NPC in a Penumbra t-bones my AK that is just sitting in the road and kills himself...Nobody around, nobody doing anything. What in the actual f*ck?

 

That happens to me with every DLC car that spawns in free roam. Pigalle, Dukes, Stallion, Panto, doesn't matter because I always get booted out of it. Not sure why. I mean, you can't modify them, can't store them (Far as I know, you can't) which begs the question... What's the point? I can't buy a Dukes or Stallion because I didn't transfer over this character (lost the character that I did transfer thanks to Rockstar's sh*tty transferring issues) so why can't I just cruise in them, and take some pics? Just another thing that makes no sense in this game.