The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Gridl0k]

Why can't I aim my homing launcher straight up. Is my guy a cripple or something? Had a buzzard trying to destroy my Vehicle cargo and every time I got out to fight back he'd hover directly overhead. Douche move.

[Captain_Fluffy]

If there was a world record for bad driving, then the heist leader of the Pac Stan finale just won it in a f*cking canter. Couldn't get to the boat in time TWICE after endless crashings, spinouts and any other shenanigans that you could think of whilst behind a wheel of a Scrub-Mobile. When the car was dunked in the river the 2nd time, that was quite enough adventure for me. Actually I stuck around for the inevitable "WTF??" moment when the heist leader realized his car was wrecked. I didn't trust these lot to do the bikes and not get annihilated and left after suggesting driving lessons. This was after three failures on the way to the bikes.

[Fireboy769]

R* is just biding their time until the last big update for this game in March to May. Watch and see, folks. Boring as eff right now. Basically no sales at all and we've had a stunning lack of new cars for a while now.

'It's been a while since a new car was released'

 

IT. HAS BEEN. 1. BLOODY. WEEK. HOW THE HELL IS THAT 'A WHILE?'

This is why I both like and hate new updates coming out. On one hand, yay new update! On the other hand, the haters are going 'Yawn. The game's boring again after a week. When's the next update?' It's disgusting. It's basically saying you're not grateful for getting content to a 4 year old game. Literally the only other game I know that's old and still receives updates are Team Fortress 2. Oh yeah and (Silently) World of Warcraft and maybe CS:GO and maybe like 3 others.

[Nyamber]

 

R* is just biding their time until the last big update for this game in March to May. Watch and see, folks. Boring as eff right now. Basically no sales at all and we've had a stunning lack of new cars for a while now.

'It's been a while since a new car was released'

 

IT. HAS BEEN. 1. BLOODY. WEEK. HOW THE HELL IS THAT 'A WHILE?'

This is why I both like and hate new updates coming out. On one hand, yay new update! On the other hand, the haters are going 'Yawn. The game's boring again after a week. When's the next update?' It's disgusting. It's basically saying you're not grateful for getting content to a 4 year old game. Literally the only other game I know that's old and still receives updates are Team Fortress 2. Oh yeah and (Silently) World of Warcraft and maybe CS:GO and maybe like 3 others.

 

No, it's been over a month. A drip feed car is not a new car. Period.

Edited January 26, 2017 by The-Irish-Hunter

[Silencer555]

Phantom Wedge: Can effortlessly send vehicles out of it's way, gets interrupted by a destructible pole.

[Dacelo]

 

R* is just biding their time until the last big update for this game in March to May. Watch and see, folks. Boring as eff right now. Basically no sales at all and we've had a stunning lack of new cars for a while now.

'It's been a while since a new car was released'

 

IT. HAS BEEN. 1. BLOODY. WEEK. HOW THE HELL IS THAT 'A WHILE?'

This is why I both like and hate new updates coming out. On one hand, yay new update! On the other hand, the haters are going 'Yawn. The game's boring again after a week. When's the next update?' It's disgusting. It's basically saying you're not grateful for getting content to a 4 year old game. Literally the only other game I know that's old and still receives updates are Team Fortress 2. Oh yeah and (Silently) World of Warcraft and maybe CS:GO and maybe like 3 others.

 

There hasn't been a car added to the game since the 13th of December, actually, just because it wasn't immediately available online doesn't mean it's new.

[EkaSwede]

Phantom Wedge: Can effortlessly send vehicles out of it's way, gets interrupted by a destructible pole.

 

I have a feeling that the actual wedge bounced off the sidewalk "Faction" style. Ithink this because you spin out after the post is knocked down. Could be a perspective, though.

Edited January 26, 2017 by EkaSwede

[Nyamber]

Just loaded into my office, and all the money and garbage on the floor is gone. It looks SO GOOD.

 

But, obviously it's gonna be f*cking temporary, and that sh*t's gonna come back. God f*cking dammit... Just give me a toggle to turn it off...

[Gridl0k]

^ My mate's done barely any crates so he's got a nice tidy office... with 3 hooky TVs in the middle of it

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

That's twice in a row with in 15 seconds I've gotten an unknown network error. I just want to play the damn game C*, is that to much to ask?

[Fezza1999]

That's twice in a row with in 15 seconds I've gotten an unknown network error. I just want to play the damn game C*, is that to much to ask?

I heard you can fix it by buying a megalodon shark card.

[0cta]

 

Phantom Wedge: Can effortlessly send vehicles out of it's way, gets interrupted by a destructible pole.

 

I have a feeling that the actual wedge bounced off the sidewalk "Faction" style. Ithink this because you spin out after the post is knocked down. Could be a perspective, though.

 

 

Yep, i think it's because of the curb as well: The traffic lights go black directly after a pole is hit.

 

Here, if you look closer, you can clearly see the lights are still on after the truck starts spinning. It breaks the pole down with the back part, thats where the lights go out.

[askinnywhitedildo]

Not being able to get in a DM because of goddamn stupid f*cking parkour bullsh*t. f*ck you idiots who play this, I hope you die. You're scumbags.

 

And f*cking f*ck any dumbass at R* who thought user generated content that you can't turn off, was a good idea. I hope you get your dick and balls cut off. You f*cking ruined the best aspect of this game. YOU RUINED IT.

[Mach1bud]

 

 

R* is just biding their time until the last big update for this game in March to May. Watch and see, folks. Boring as eff right now. Basically no sales at all and we've had a stunning lack of new cars for a while now.

'It's been a while since a new car was released'

 

IT. HAS BEEN. 1. BLOODY. WEEK. HOW THE HELL IS THAT 'A WHILE?'

This is why I both like and hate new updates coming out. On one hand, yay new update! On the other hand, the haters are going 'Yawn. The game's boring again after a week. When's the next update?' It's disgusting. It's basically saying you're not grateful for getting content to a 4 year old game. Literally the only other game I know that's old and still receives updates are Team Fortress 2. Oh yeah and (Silently) World of Warcraft and maybe CS:GO and maybe like 3 others.

 

There hasn't been a car added to the game since the 13th of December, actually, just because it wasn't immediately available online doesn't mean it's new.

Still newly availible though.

[Silencer555]

What has GTA Online become now? WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!

[Zalm]

the reduced 2xGTA$ payouts on Special Vehicle Work

[Coleco]

When someone boards my yacht in Piracy Prevention, is killed and then spawns RIGHT BEHIND ME on the top deck.

 

Then they kill me and I spawn TWO DECKS BELOW

 

 

 

F*ck you R*. F*ck you

 

 

[ash-274]

What has GTA Online become now? WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!

 

[Silencer555]

 

 

Phantom Wedge: Can effortlessly send vehicles out of it's way, gets interrupted by a destructible pole.

 

-Phantom Wedge Fail GIF-

I have a feeling that the actual wedge bounced off the sidewalk "Faction" style. Ithink this because you spin out after the post is knocked down. Could be a perspective, though.

 

 

Yep, i think it's because of the curb as well: The traffic lights go black directly after a pole is hit.

 

Here, if you look closer, you can clearly see the lights are still on after the truck starts spinning. It breaks the pole down with the back part, thats where the lights go out.

 

I think you're both right, I hadn't noticed that it could've been the curb. Thank you both for enlightening me.

[Gridl0k]

^ If you go to the Vinewood large warehouse you can see peds walking up the hill next to it like that, not quite as bad though.

[autofanatic]

What has GTA Online become now? WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!

 

New walking style?

[Nyamber]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN FOR f*ck SAKE!

 

Why can my office not look this beautiful normally!? Why does it taunt me with this glitch!? Why am I punished by the god's who shat money all over the place for actually doing the work!?

 

Edited January 27, 2017 by The-Irish-Hunter

[Xiled]

You would make more money from crates if you didn't keep 50% of the product in your office

[ash-274]

You would make more money from crates if you didn't keep 50% of the product in your office

Funny that one of the few money-making activities that deposits the money directly into your bank account (rather than into your "wallet" to be deposited via phone/ATM, like most activities) causes you to have cash piled up in the office.

[Teal]

For this, I want to sell my office... but I (we) can't.

 

 

[Slonitram]

What's with randoms asking me to pick them up from their apartment? I'm not cab service, jfc

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

This saving failed bullsh*t can f*ck right the f*ck off.

[A Maned Wolf]

f*ck traffic

[Xiled]

f*ck traffic

At least its not san andreas or it would light on fire for being upside down

[TheFroggmann]

Are. You. f*cking. Kidding. Me?

 

 

 

Yep that pegged my bullsh*t meter. Might be a while before I open this game again.