The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Queen]

READY UNREADY

 

It's not rocket science, pick one you cu*t

This is usually the one who is then AFK the entire match and causes your team to lose horribly.

Edited January 24, 2017 by Queen

[ash-274]

READY UNREADY

 

It's not rocket science, pick one you cu*t

Also: the impatient players that repeatedly hit the button like a coked-up psycho so when the last player is finally ready it can't start.

[-KM-]

Its so obvious that they barely try with these adversary modes. The collection time at the docks, there's some flatbeds with containers on them and you can see that they aren't even aligned properly (like the big spoiler on the Sultan RS). Furthermore they put barriers in front of ladders so you can't get on the roofs but its pretty easy to just climb on them and go up, its great to see that they're not even testing this crap before they throw it out.

[M.K.N.]

Its so obvious that they barely try with these adversary modes. The collection time at the docks, there's some flatbeds with containers on them and you can see that they aren't even aligned properly (like the big spoiler on the Sultan RS). Furthermore they put barriers in front of ladders so you can't get on the roofs but its pretty easy to just climb on them and go up, its great to see that they're not even testing this crap before they throw it out.

 

Not only that, R* should just stop making new Adversary Modes altogether. Its like they're constantly drunk and decide its a good idea to add another Adversary Mode because they still consider it "popular" when in reality, nobody even plays them at all.

 

Also, matchmaking in sessions are broken. I wanted to join Crews, but apparently, the game keeps redirecting me back to the same session I was previously in. Not cool, R*.

[Xiled]

Can anyone else edit a race and get it to save? Last 2 days I edit a race from a while ago and it wont save becuase dumbstar services are unavailable. The first day I spent like 30 minutes editing it and it refused to save. Than yesterday I changed something simple like adding 1 extra checkpoint and it still wont save. Fix your broken creator I just wanna edit my race. Guess I have to waste me time and make a brand new race and attempt to remember where all of the checkpoints are placed.

 

Another thing, Why is it called the import/export dlc called that when all your doing is stealing cars storing them, than selling them by driving them somewhere else? Should be called the Steal/Store/Sell dlc lol In gta san andreas you can actually import cars once you start exporting them on a cargo ship. Sad another thing to do in that game did a better job with it. lol Also you get more money for selling a Cheetah in that than in the new dlc. lol

 

 

I hope they add a casino dlc so we can see how san andreas did them better. Oh by the way san andreas had 3 enterable casinos in game day 1 that you can enter and gamble at. The Four Dragons Casino, Caligula's Casino, and the "Casino Floor" Casino. P.S. the ending of the video is funny

 

 

Edited January 24, 2017 by Xiled

[Mach1bud]

Can anyone else edit a race and get it to save? Last 2 days I edit a race from a while ago and it wont save becuase dumbstar services are unavailable. The first day I spent like 30 minutes editing it and it refused to save. Than yesterday I changed something simple like adding 1 extra checkpoint and it still wont save. Fix your broken creator I just wanna edit my race. Guess I have to waste me time and make a brand new race and attempt to remember where all of the checkpoints are placed.

 

Another thing, Why is it called the import/export dlc called that when all your doing is stealing cars storing them, than selling them by driving them somewhere else? Should be called the Steal/Store/Sell dlc lol In gta san andreas you can actually import cars once you start exporting them on a cargo ship. Sad another thing to do in that game did a better job with it. lol Also you get more money for selling a Cheetah in that than in the new dlc. lol

 

I hope they add a casino dlc so we can see how san andreas did them better. Oh by the way san andreas had 3 enterable casinos in game day 1 that you can enter and gamble at. The Four Dragons Casino, Caligula's Casino, and the "Casino Floor" Casino.

 

I actually just edited a race just now before I read this post. It saved fine for me on PS4.

[Xiled]

Maybe it will work for me now

[-KM-]

 

Its so obvious that they barely try with these adversary modes. The collection time at the docks, there's some flatbeds with containers on them and you can see that they aren't even aligned properly (like the big spoiler on the Sultan RS). Furthermore they put barriers in front of ladders so you can't get on the roofs but its pretty easy to just climb on them and go up, its great to see that they're not even testing this crap before they throw it out.

 

Not only that, R* should just stop making new Adversary Modes altogether. Its like they're constantly drunk and decide its a good idea to add another Adversary Mode because they still consider it "popular" when in reality, nobody even plays them at all.

Agreed, once that little 'x2' on the thumbnail goes then they never get played (until they decide to put it on again, like entourage). They suffer the same fate as pretty much all modes in this game, due to piss poor matchmaking and payouts that are not worth the effort. I mean, just think, when was the last time you legitimately played a capture? 'cus I certainly don't remember, apart from daily objectives with friends.

[mmm chocolate]

just counted, and there's 157 different adversary jobs I haven't played.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Bomb car + Mamba + Rain + Some boner biting, dick f*ck, f*ck face NPC, turning left blindly through an intersection to force a crash = pretty much fuggin' bullsh*t.

[BlackMilk]

Just picked up the car I need to steal from the barge with my cargobob. Empty session. Get some altitude and start flying towards the city. The Buzzards spawn. Seconds later..

 

<someplayer> left..

 

Seconds after that, the car catches fire. Well that's that then. I drop the car and it explodes and the Buzzards despawn. At least the bastard had the decency to time the session switch before I wasted time flying to the city and getting shot at by the NPC's.

 

 

EDIT: Oh and this one is even better. I steal an FMJ. Bring it back to my warehouse with 0 damage. Zero. Nothing, not a scratch.

The cutscene messes up and when it ends I get a notice that I paid 34k to repair the car. The f*ck Rockstar?

Edited January 24, 2017 by BlackMilk

[EkaSwede]

Another thing about R*s strange love for Adversary mode is that they don't seem to want to add more maps for the game modes. Soem adversary modes out there are alright, but they never get any new maps to play on. It's like R* forgets about them faster than the players.

[-LN-]

I was doing some I/E work a few minutes ago; after I had finished, I had a look at my phone and saw 29 text invites.

 

Twenty f*ckin' nine.

 

Every single one of them were either from Dom or Martin--invites to either Stunt Races or the new Adversary Mode.

 

I seriously want to throw my phone off the bridge at times; between that and the constant calling, it just never ends.

Edited January 24, 2017 by -LN-

[_PANiC_]

 

 

 

 

r/gtaonline is filled with lovely residents*

 

 

This c*nt is the reason why people sell special crates in solo public sessions and the same type who get angry at people who sell in solo.

 

*= not

To be fair, he is playing the game exactly as its supposed to be played, and how R* designed and want you to play.

Yes its how Rockstar wants you to play it (it boosts cash card sales), but its not how any game should be played.

Ganging up in op vehicles against a guy in a defenseless and slow vehicle only proofs that you lack any basic skill and dont like fair play.

 

Fair play, in GTA?.

 

lol, always makes me lol.

 

Glitching money and using expolots and going under the map has always been a thing in gta games, so its the way the game is meant to be played with that logic

Completely different things, but then..you know that. All the freemode work is designed by R* to played in public sessions, as PvP and for everyone to get involved if they wish, this includes anyone coming after your shipments in any way they see fit, they get a red notification , reward and you can do exactly the same to them if they run a shipment, its not an error, misunderstanding,exploit or glitch. Its GTA as they designed it and thats how it works, if you dont like it, then dont play it. Quit with the whining people,calling people out who beat you and saying its unfair or the game is broken is pathetic, its not, your perception of the game is whats broken.

 

Oh and as for glitching and exploits!! those people who glitch into empty lobbies to complete the freemode work....yeah. you got it.....that just as much glitching and exploiting the game as going under the map.

[-LN-]

 

r/gtaonline is filled with lovely residents*

 

 

This c*nt is the reason why people sell special crates in solo public sessions and the same type who get angry at people who sell in solo.

 

*= not

To be fair, he is playing the game exactly as its supposed to be played, and how R* designed and want you to play.

 

 

Having read that Reddit post and the stories of those who have fallen victim to such things from this site, R* can lick a sour twat with their idea of how the game "is supposed to be played". It would be one thing if the battle were a bit more balanced, but an entire crew ghosted coming after you in Hydras? Yeah, no, go choke on a dick; I'll continue to lag myself into empty lobbies and if that constitutes glitching or whatever, so be it--I can live with that label and I will fully embrace it.

 

People would likely be more open to playing as it were intended if it weren't for the obvious imbalance; however, that will never be the case given the state of the game and it's people like the ones from the Reddit post who are just out to wreck someone's progress and to witness their reaction--it has nothing to do with in-game rewards; it's a cover to behave like a twat and use cheap tactics to completely waste someone else's time and ruin their game.

 

If that's your gaming style, how about going after them in a sensible way (without ghosted Hydras that can instantly annihilate some unarmoured vehicle that is about as fast as a Regina with flat tires in the rain)? It's akin to bringing a chain gun to a fist fight; the fact that people will now and forever lag themselves out to get their work done speaks volumes about the setup. No one wants to spend hours doing this sh*t to have it all blown up in five seconds because some kid in a Hydra needs a reason to stroke his e-dick.

 

#LagginOut4Life

[EkaSwede]

^You forgot to mention encouraging PvP in a game where there are no dedicated servers. Considering I/E cars burt into flames if your internet craps out/or someone uses a lagswitch that splits everyone out of the server, you're punished for playing the game Rockstar wants you to.

 

Of course, if you can only play a game the way the devs want you to, you really can't think for yourself.

 

Yes, I'm salty because 3 of my 4 top end cars were destroyed because one jerkass couldn't kill us during the delivery so he flipped his lag switch. Said it in the chat even.

 

I can't help it if my firewall someteims has an "Anti-arse" feature. Problematic when wanting to play with friends, but also the best tool to never have to deal with squeakers and script kiddies.

Edited January 24, 2017 by EkaSwede

[_PANiC_]

 

 

r/gtaonline is filled with lovely residents*

 

 

This c*nt is the reason why people sell special crates in solo public sessions and the same type who get angry at people who sell in solo.

 

*= not

To be fair, he is playing the game exactly as its supposed to be played, and how R* designed and want you to play.

 

 

Having read that Reddit post and the stories of those who have fallen victim to such things from this site, R* can lick a sour twat with their idea of how the game "is supposed to be played". It would be one thing if the battle were a bit more balanced, but an entire crew ghosted coming after you in Hydras? Yeah, no, go choke on a dick; I'll continue to lag myself into empty lobbies and if that constitutes glitching or whatever, so be it--I can live with that label and I will fully embrace it.

 

People would likely be more open to playing as it were intended if it weren't for the obvious imbalance; however, that will never be the case given the state of the game and it's people like the ones from the Reddit post who are just out to wreck someone's progress and to witness their reaction--it has nothing to do with in-game rewards; it's a cover to behave like a twat and use cheap tactics to completely waste someone else's time and ruin their game.

 

If that's your gaming style, how about going after them in a sensible way (without ghosted Hydras that can instantly annihilate some unarmoured vehicle that is about as fast as a Regina with flat tires in the rain)? It's akin to bringing a chain gun to a fist fight; the fact that people will now and forever lag themselves out to get their work done speaks volumes about the setup. No one wants to spend hours doing this sh*t to have it all blown up in five seconds because some kid in a Hydra needs a reason to stroke his e-dick.

 

#LagginOut4Life

 

Ive nothing against people lagging themselves out , just the complaining about doing the work in freeroam and implying the game is wrong, that it should be allowed in private (that would defeat whole object and challenge of the gamemode) unbalanced or that people who attack their shipments are in the wrong. How someone goes after your shipment is entirely up to them, so long as they are not using any cheats, mods or exploits to do this, then its fair play. Its not unbalanced as you can do the same right back at them.

[-LN-]

 

Ive nothing against people lagging themselves out , just the complaining about doing the work in freeroam and implying the game is wrong, that it should be allowed in private (that would defeat whole object and challenge of the gamemode) unbalanced or that people who attack their shipments are in the wrong. How someone goes after your shipment is entirely up to them, so long as they are not using any cheats, mods or exploits to do this, then its fair play. Its not unbalanced as you can do the same right back at them.

 

 

I get what you're saying, but I think it's more about what all is allowed, what is on the line, and how it is extremely one-sided the whole thing is in its initial set-up. Are people who attack shipments in the wrong? I guess not according to R* given their in-game messages, but you cannot easily defend yourself at all from certain tactics if you're forced to use certain methods in order to complete your objective. That is where many of the problems lie; there's a fine line between a good challenge where NPCs, players, or both are trying to stop you and being a sitting duck where you're forced to contend with things that are pretty much out of your realm of being able to stop at all.

 

And yes, I get that the mode is designed to be played with others, but as long as the community (in general) remains toxic, it's all the more likely that players will lag out to do their own thing and save themselves the hassle. It's a failure of a system and balance, but that's just the state of the game and the issues related to being able to own and summon a fighter jet with very little effort, being able to bounce in and out of passive so freely, and being able to go off the radar for so long when individuals delivering their products cannot.

Edited January 24, 2017 by -LN-

[nm69]

Its so obvious that they barely try with these adversary modes. The collection time at the docks, there's some flatbeds with containers on them and you can see that they aren't even aligned properly (like the big spoiler on the Sultan RS). Furthermore they put barriers in front of ladders so you can't get on the roofs but its pretty easy to just climb on them and go up, its great to see that they're not even testing this crap before they throw it out.

In one of the biker's boat sales mission in one part of the map, the bonus timer is too short for 2 back to back deliveries by a good 15 seconds each. You lose 600 bonus cash from 3k to 2.4k as a result. Its obvious there's no testing done on any content before release.

Most of the added vehicles didn't even have proper dirt/snow mapping and some of the vehicles they didn't even bother with creating a 3d headlight with a bulb. The texturing on the 2D headlights and taillights for many vehicles are just plain ugly in daylight. It looks like they're content with sub-par quality as long as the Shark Cards keep flowing in.

 

As Rockstar Fa**ot said, R* just cut their GTAO crew and split them into RDR2 and GTA 6 and other games so they're just happy with the small crew rehashing old stuff and selling them as new.

Edited January 24, 2017 by nm69

[AUScowboy]

Stealing a T20, have a biker crew roll on me trying to blow up my sh*t. Double tap ps button to month/date and lag from session. Blew up my own car in doing so, but it was worth it and i started a new steal mission 2 min later. I'm done giving the satisfaction to those who go around blowing up FR work. I'll deal with the blown up car to ensure that you wasted your trip from half way across the map

Edited January 24, 2017 by AUScowboy

[Black-Dragon96]

[...]that it should be allowed in private (that would defeat whole object and challenge of the gamemode) unbalanced or that people who attack their shipments are in the wrong. [...]

[...] Its not unbalanced as you can do the same right back at them.

Why should it not be allowed in private? Why does it need to be a challenge?

I mean if thats you playstyle, ok go ahead. If you like to have you product blown up by a squeaker in a hydra, thats fine by me. But i would like to understand why it also should be a challenge for everyone else!

 

And yes unarmed vehicle vs squad of hydras is unbalanced as f***.

You cant do anything to defend yourself in the export vehicles (cratevehicles and import/export cars) and all these f***ers need to do is to land one bullet of their explosive minigun in a 3 meter range around you.

[Handsome Jack]

There's enemy helis and other sh*t coming after us, nah lets dick around instead!

 

 

[autofanatic]

There's enemy helis and other sh*t coming after us, nah lets dick around instead!

 

 

Very nice diving attempt.

[Gridl0k]

 

[_PANiC_]

 

[...]that it should be allowed in private (that would defeat whole object and challenge of the gamemode) unbalanced or that people who attack their shipments are in the wrong. [...]

[...] Its not unbalanced as you can do the same right back at them.

Why should it not be allowed in private? Why does it need to be a challenge?

I mean if thats you playstyle, ok go ahead. If you like to have you product blown up by a squeaker in a hydra, thats fine by me. But i would like to understand why it also should be a challenge for everyone else!

 

And yes unarmed vehicle vs squad of hydras is unbalanced as f***.

You cant do anything to defend yourself in the export vehicles (cratevehicles and import/export cars) and all these f***ers need to do is to land one bullet of their explosive minigun in a 3 meter range around you.

 

Rockstar dont want you to play in private lobby because they want it to be a challenge? sounds fair enough to me......

 

Why?, ask Rockstar.

 

My guess is that their intention is to make a fun. challenging and risky set of PvP game-modes rather than a boring as all hell "go fetch!" game mode for people with too much time to grind away hours on hours for gta$, thus of course reducing the chances of them selling Cash cards?. I guess they didn't expect that the under-aged, fragile and entitled players would take such issue to it, or rather they just dont care #buycashcards

 

Running shipments is a game, it is supposed to involved risks, R* give you all sorts of options to minimize that risk and you are supposed to do them with a team. If there is a jet in the lobby, dont risk it. If you risk it then prepare to deal with the Jet, Its really very simple.

Edited January 24, 2017 by _PANiC_

[Shaundi.]

If the Tank in Hostile Takeover would be buffed to 400% armour, that would be really appreciated.

[Gridl0k]

If the Tank in Hostile Takeover would be buffed to 400% armour, that would be really appreciated.

 

If you press right on D-Pad it turns off the secret giant cop car magnet

Edited January 24, 2017 by Gridl0k

[autofanatic]

Kamikaze lazer.

[Black-Dragon96]

 

 

[...]that it should be allowed in private (that would defeat whole object and challenge of the gamemode) unbalanced or that people who attack their shipments are in the wrong. [...]

[...] Its not unbalanced as you can do the same right back at them.

Why should it not be allowed in private? Why does it need to be a challenge?

I mean if thats you playstyle, ok go ahead. If you like to have you product blown up by a squeaker in a hydra, thats fine by me. But i would like to understand why it also should be a challenge for everyone else!

 

And yes unarmed vehicle vs squad of hydras is unbalanced as f***.

You cant do anything to defend yourself in the export vehicles (cratevehicles and import/export cars) and all these f***ers need to do is to land one bullet of their explosive minigun in a 3 meter range around you.

 

Rockstar dont want you to play in private lobby because they want it to be a challenge? sounds fair enough to me......

 

Why?, ask Rockstar.

 

My guess is that their intention is to make a fun. challenging and risky set of PvP game-modes rather than a boring as all hell "go fetch!" game mode for people with too much time to grind away hours on hours for gta$, thus of course reducing the chances of them selling Cash cards?. I guess they didn't expect that the under-aged, fragile and entitled players would take such issue to it, or rather they just dont care #buycashcards

 

Running shipments is a game, it is supposed to involved risks, R* give you all sorts of options to minimize that risk and you are supposed to do them with a team. If there is a jet in the lobby, dont risk it. If you risk it then prepare to deal with the Jet, Its really very simple.

According to your post you also do not want it to be in private.

So im asking you: Why do YOU not want it to be in private?

 

By the way:

Not wanting to have his stuff blown up does not have anything to do with being under aged, fragile or entiteled.

You cant do anything against a squad of jets who are of the radar. And just because there is no jet in the lobby when you start the sale that does not mean that people cant get one during the mission.

Edited January 24, 2017 by Black-Dragon96

[Mister_Incredible92]

I don't understand WHY R* has to put the ruiner 2000 AAALLLL the way to the other side of the world everytime i start the vip mission. What's even worse is that i only have 2 minutes left just to get over there which is not enough time smh.