The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[PilotZER0]

People who use marksman rifle need to go die

[Captain_Fluffy]

I hate the people who keep jumping out of the helicopter (in special vehicle missions) before we land. Usually committing suicide and making me exit the job quickly before the continue/restart screen starts to load. Just like when somebody dies when we're 3/4 of the way done with one of those missions. (use snacks and body armor, damn it!) Smh

 

 

Worst.

 

Randumbs.

 

Ever.

 

To be fair, the Interaction menu is glitching where you can't access the bloody thing and get snacks, as I moaned about on the other page. Then again they could also just be totally rubbish at the game.

 

I've been killed a few times by those ass hats who jump early, particularly the damn pilot jumping as well, with me stuck in the back and finding myself unable to exit in time and screwing everything up

[Happy Hunter]

Normally I wouldn't say content should ever be cut away (partly because it's never going to happen), but wow, it'd be so good if there was an update undoing some of the sh*tty mistakes that've been made.

 

Imagine if you couldn't wiggle while sniping - it'd actually take strategy again, would be based around aiming accurately and fast; as opposed to just jumping out in the open, wiggling around, and crossing your fingers the other guy gets hit first. Not even really bashing people who do it - it's the kind of thing everyone has to do once one starts. But sniping was so much better before it.

 

Talking of snipers, denerfing the heavy sniper back to what it was would be great too, along with denerfing some of the other stuff they butchered.

 

And of course, I'd get rid of that sh*tty homing launcher.

 

Oh, and I'd personally like to see the player cap lowered actually - it's so laggy whenever you get more than 16, splits all the time - the cap being higher than 16 does more harm than good in the end, at least while they don't have dedicated servers anyway.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

So, the Specter literally has no engine or even a hood line ...for the last vehicle of I/E to be released, the thing is literally still in beta stage, having been approved by apparent monkeys.

[Xiled]

When I spend 30 minutes editing a map in the creator and It "fails to publish because The Rockstar cloud servers are unavailable right now. Please try again later." How old is this stupid game and It won't let me do something as simple as saving a f*cking map I spent 30 minutes f*cking editing. My credit card is unavailable right f*cking now. Please try again later. I will not buy one of your stupid overpriced cards that costs $40 more than the f*cking game. Fix your game and I might consider that but with saving failed for the last month I will not buy one. They fund the updates yes but the "fixes" to online "stability" is a f*cking joke. At least EA fixes there games 6 months later like simcity and allow you to save your data on your hard drive. Rockstar please never ever make a online game again. Multi theft auto I can build what ever the I want in the map editor and save it when ever I want. Sad a mod is more dependable than the second most expensive game of all time. Can't wait to waste my time doing it all again tomorrow.

[steve816]

sh*t, my fully filled special cargo warehouse finally got raided. I was really careful not to die because I was thinking of the biker business raids where if you die, you lose all your product. But I didn't know you could die and keep killing the raiders! I also thought that if you killed the raiders, you would get all your cargo back. Boy was I wrong. After I slowly killed all the bastards, I found that I lost about 30 cargo crates, aka $600,000. FML.

[Shaundi.]

You know trouble is about to start in your peaceful session when 3 people with near identical PSN IDs chime into your session.

 

[Sky_Light12]

hostile buzzards can catch up on empty cargobob

merrweather's buzzard can be outrunned by even weighted cargobob

 

you dealt half damage on other players with heavy revolver

NPC wielding one one-hits aganist players with same revolver and ludicurous accuracy

[zoso80]

So is that a form of hate? Mallardphobic behavior? Is the patriarchy and capitalist forces combing to oppress Mallard owners and creating terrible discrimination and inciting violence toward them?

 

Sorry, as someone who's taken feminist theory, it's fun to take the piss out of the social justice warrior thing once in awhile. It's at times, comical.

 

 

got kicked for the first time. was flying a MALLARD from the airport to my office

Mallard-phobia.

 

Edited January 22, 2017 by zoso80

[feiaschdada]

When I spend 30 minutes editing a map in the creator and It "fails to publish because The Rockstar cloud servers are unavailable right now. Please try again later." How old is this stupid game and It won't let me do something as simple as saving a f*cking map I spent 30 minutes f*cking editing. My credit card is unavailable right f*cking now. Please try again later. I will not buy one of your stupid overpriced cards that costs $40 more than the f*cking game. Fix your game and I might consider that but with saving failed for the last month I will not buy one. They fund the updates yes but the "fixes" to online "stability" is a f*cking joke. At least EA fixes there games 6 months later like simcity and allow you to save your data on your hard drive. Rockstar please never ever make a online game again. Multi theft auto I can build what ever the I want in the map editor and save it when ever I want. Sad a mod is more dependable than the second most expensive game of all time. Can't wait to waste my time doing it all again tomorrow.

You can't save data in the creator local? I can.... oo

[Neo 2708]

So last night I thought I’d go and sell a few cars for an hour before going to bed….. 3 sh*te things happened, first lobby had 2 CEO crews jet fighting each other and anything that moved, including a MC gang who were also having a go at me and them.

 

Find new lobby and spawn onto my yacht, go to get into the helicopter so I can get to my office only to be kicked out of it with a message saying I don’t have access to this personal vehicle. Tried several times, jump in, jumps straight back out…. Same for all yacht vehicles, never had this before?

 

So, I don’t fancy the long swim so finds another new lobby. This one looked very good, only a 2 man MC doing their own thing up north, one other random and me in the city.

 

Great, I think here we go and start to sell a car. I manage it no problem, not a scratch on it. Oh no wait, what is that message in the bottom left corner….”unable to save game”. FFS.............That’s it, close game and off to bed L

[Sky_Light12]

spawned in few inches away from office's elevator AND got booted off because " unknown network errors "

 

 

[Fennimoe]

I'm not sure how it's possible that I get the 'saving failed' notice on a daily basis at this point.

It happens to most, if not all, of us

[Foxwolfe]

So, the Specter literally has no engine or even a hood line ...for the last vehicle of I/E to be released, the thing is literally still in beta stage, having been approved by apparent monkeys.

 

The car it's based on is apparently the same way, so it's definitely intentional.

[Voit Turyv]

So, the Specter literally has no engine or even a hood line ...for the last vehicle of I/E to be released, the thing is literally still in beta stage, having been approved by apparent monkeys.

 

The car it's based on is apparently the same way, so it's definitely intentional.

How is this intentional? The real car has an engine. I'm not buying it.

 

It's as intentional as the rear window gap on the Penetrator.

[zoso80]

Solution! White PS4, you don't have to dust as much if you are OCD about dust on a black console. Still running my white PS4 from the Destiny bundle in 2014.

 

B&M at myself again:
Cleaning the house, dusting the console, accidentally touch the eject button. There goes my sleep mode keeping the 25% sales bonus on I/E going.

Edited January 22, 2017 by zoso80

[Teal]

When a lobby of six tryhard biker gang asswipes vote to kick you from the session and come from all angles to Stab City to take your money bags and shoot you left and right and finally kick you out of the lobby.

 

Have these guys ever heard of an invite-only session?

 

Plus, I'm sorry, but when the Bikers update dropped, you have these players taking their biker gang wayyyyyy too seriously. I mean, hey, it's nice to roleplay, but when they shout profanity at you, have their members spam you messages, and other vulgar things, to me, it took the fun out of the update in less than a week.

 

To EXILED_DUSTER: stick that KY-jelly covered controller up your bunghole.

[Dacelo]

 

How is this intentional? The real car has an engine. I'm not buying it.

 

-snibetisnab-

 

It's as intentional as the rear window gap on the Penetrator.

 

 

 

The real car doesn't have a hood that straight up opens, the entire hood has to be unscrewed to access the engine.

[Voit Turyv]

 

 

How is this intentional? The real car has an engine. I'm not buying it.

 

-snibetisnab-

 

It's as intentional as the rear window gap on the Penetrator.

 

snip

 

The real car doesn't have a hood that straight up opens, the entire hood has to be unscrewed to access the engine.

 

Thanks for correction. Wow, such mechanism seems really user-friendly.

[Gridl0k]

People who buy it have 40 other cars and probably an on-site mechanic. And AM Works will be the only ones to ever service it.

[EkaSwede]

People who buy it have 40 other cars and probably an on-site mechanic. And AM Works will be the only ones to ever service it.

You could say it's quite the Debauchery?

[Sky_Light12]

3rd time called and my cargobob still doesn't retract its winch

[Shaundi.]

r/gtaonline is filled with lovely residents*

 

 

This c*nt is the reason why people sell special crates in solo public sessions and the same type who get angry at people who sell in solo.

 

*= not

[Voit Turyv]

r/gtaonline is filled with lovely residents*

 

snip

 

This c*nt is the reason why people sell special crates in solo public sessions and the same type who get angry at people who sell in solo.

 

*= not

I have an irresistible urge to strangle the c*nt you quoted. This makes me more angry than it should.

Edited January 22, 2017 by Shao Kahn

[Gridl0k]

Driving the Ruiner a lot has made me hate lampposts and traffic signals on a whole new level, literally.

[Queen]

r/gtaonline is filled with lovely residents*

 

- snip -

 

This c*nt is the reason why people sell special crates in solo public sessions and the same type who get angry at people who sell in solo.

 

*= not

 

I think he actually has a point. Grand Theft Auto Online is not a place intended for holding hands. Of course people are going to fight each other and try to piss each other off. If you want to grind for money then go ahead and do it in a solo lobby. There's nothing wrong with that. I do it too. But I never go into a public session and expect others to treat me with great respect and care. That would have been my first mistake. And I don't get angry about people blowing up my cargo. I know the risks going in and frankly I love the challenge. I get such an adrenaline rush.

Edited January 22, 2017 by Queen

[Shaundi.]

 

r/gtaonline is filled with lovely residents*

 

snip

 

This c*nt is the reason why people sell special crates in solo public sessions and the same type who get angry at people who sell in solo.

 

*= not

 

I have an unresistible urge to strangle the c*nt you quoted. This makes me more angry than it should.I won't lie, I wish RL was like Watch Dogs 2 where I can unfairly frame him for a very serious crime he never committed like being a suspected terrorist, involved in murder or even treason (not in WD2 but yeah) so he'd be housed in a human rights violating prison and separated from his XB1 or PS4 for a very long time then the game wouldn't be populated with scumbags like him.

 

Might sound edgy but I'm pretty much fed up of players like the guy I quoted.

[Gridl0k]

There's no way to know whether you blew up a guy selling 1 crate or 111, so its just edgelord BS imo.

[Queen]

I honestly don't understand people who play the game just to accumulate money. It's their right, of course. And I would never refuse them that right. But as I said before, this is a game where we are not intended to hold each other's hands. What we were given were crews so that we can build alliances. But outside of those alliances it's supposed to be a dangerous world. And if it weren't dangerous, the game would be boring as f*ck. Because fighting NPCs all day is child's play. There'd be no challenge whatsoever.

Edited January 22, 2017 by Queen

[Gridl0k]

^ Yeah, stealing cars off other Orgs is the best thing they ever added to free roam, maybe to be the game. Should have launched like this.