The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Skycam]

Join Deliver EMP on easy host is high rank other 2 are around 20 I'm level +60. After what seems like 10 minutes of driving maybe more with the waiting for the others, we get to the labs. They are taking their sweet time so I rush in and clear the way. I kill 16 guys just as the insurgent drives up a player leaves. Me with 16 kills, them with 1 kill between the 3 of them.... I'm never going to experience these heists properly.

 

 

I'd make friends or ask for help but I'm sporadic with my play times because I don't play nearly as much as I used too... Maybe one day I'll do some recruiting and get serious about heists but everytime I try 90% of the time it's a complete waste time. The other 10% I'm the pilot in prison break. Lol

Edited January 16, 2017 by Skycam

[Fennimoe]

Cloud Simulator is real today...

[Pressure Drop]

Is anyone else noticing an increase in connection problems recently? I've been playing stunt races for double cash for the last few days, and I would say in 60% of them, every player leaves the game at once, leaving me on my own. It's f*cking driving me crazy

[askinnywhitedildo]

Is anyone else noticing an increase in connection problems recently? I've been playing stunt races for double cash for the last few days, and I would say in 60% of them, every player leaves the game at once, leaving me on my own. It's f*cking driving me crazy

Happens to me on a regular basis.

 

I've just learned to accept it.

[TheFroggmann]

Is anyone else noticing an increase in connection problems recently? I've been playing stunt races for double cash for the last few days, and I would say in 60% of them, every player leaves the game at once, leaving me on my own. It's f*cking driving me crazy

 

Yes even those with a decent connection are getting dropped on a regular basis. GTA:O got a ton of new players this year as well as calling a few retired players back for the import/export stuff. It's been maddening.

[B7R]

Is anyone else noticing an increase in connection problems recently? I've been playing stunt races for double cash for the last few days, and I would say in 60% of them, every player leaves the game at once, leaving me on my own. It's f*cking driving me crazy

 

Not alone also

 

After finishing a special vehicle mission (The ones with Modded vehicles like the boxville) with my brother I get a black screen for 1-2 minuets and afterwards get put in an empty public session, he on the other hand pretty much loads into a public session with people instantly. Something is really skewif here.

[Handsome Jack]

Can't a motherf*cker get into his van in peace?

 

Edited January 17, 2017 by The Happy Clown

[Action_Andy]

 

Forgot to post yesterday but I followed a tip somebody posted on this forum about using tear gas to take out enemies in the car meet without damaging the vehicle - I successfully managed to get them all without dying but when I got in the target car it had taken $4,000 in damage from the owner shooting it trying to attack me and the entire rear section had fallen off (it was an Osiris).

It's almost like NPCs have some kind of targeting system that will automatically damage any target car as long as it's remotely feasible that they're aiming at the player.

 

Explosive rounds on the savage/hydra. The car is a statue until you are seen.

 

Note to self: Never attempt to storm the ships to clear the area on foot that close ever again.

 

 

Man Rockstar loves to limit our choices on completing these missions at times.

Protip:

If sniping them is not possible because the barges are too far off the coast, them swim until you reach the of the Tug boat, opposite of where the guards are.

Then, swin to the side of the boat, wait until a wave propels you and jump aboard by using one of the tires hanging on the sides.

 

From there you can pin these assholes out without much trouble.

 

And then off course, you have to swim back to the cargobob.

 

 

Second strategy, Land CB on shore, call buzzard. Blast the guys on the "other" barge. Land then take out the guys on the car barge. Use the car hulks for leverage.

 

I use tear gas for this. Finally a use for that.

[Xiled]

People gonna be mad there are 2 rpm meters in the specter dashboard lol. One of them is fake and is at 6,000 rpm and the other one works just fine. 3 Dials in the dashboard and 2 are the same thing. Fail Rockstar Fail

Edited January 17, 2017 by Xiled

[DangerZ0neX]

Dude, what the f*ck is with the Interaction Menu f*cking up everytime I want to exit passive? It sometimes removes it and replaces it with the KYS option if I don't give it 5 seconds to reboot and place everything back in order, I've killed myself 5 times because of this since the update dropped.

[Xiled]

Dude, what the f*ck is with the Interaction Menu f*cking up everytime I want to exit passive? It sometimes removes it and replaces it with the KYS option if I don't give it 5 seconds to reboot and place everything back in order, I've killed myself 5 times because of this since the update dropped.

Please let this be a 1 time thing. This is terrible if this is a major bug with the interaction menu.

[Captain_Fluffy]

Cloud Simulator is real today...

 

Your lucky....I haven't seen a single cloud all afternoon. "Unable to connect to Rockstar update servers...." I had to do housework instead, the horrors!

[-KM-]

God this mode is just cancer, THE SPAWNS. I spawned next to the whole of orange team while the rest of my team were at the other side of the map with no one else nearby, like, WHY?. Way too easy to win, just kill everyone then camp with the bags somewhere and you're unstoppable. 3/4 of pink team were AFK rubber banding for money and eventually the 4th guy just left. Then you get f*ckin' green guys over here just sitting behind a tree going for kills.

 

I just, ugh. This is some of the worst PVP I've experienced in my life (well we all know how bad PVP is in this game, just c*nts spamming roll) I'm a spas for even giving this game a chance again. I came off Battlefield, did one round, then went back to BF. Skip this one guys, save yourself the pain.

[DangerZ0neX]

 

Dude, what the f*ck is with the Interaction Menu f*cking up everytime I want to exit passive? It sometimes removes it and replaces it with the KYS option if I don't give it 5 seconds to reboot and place everything back in order, I've killed myself 5 times because of this since the update dropped.

Please let this be a 1 time thing. This is terrible if this is a major bug with the interaction menu.Like I said, it happened to me 5 times so far, but this never occurred before this update. It's most likely a bug that'll probably get fixed next update.

[Pedinhuh]

People gonna be mad there are 2 rpm meters in the specter dashboard lol. One of them is fake and is at 6,000 rpm and the other one works just fine. 3 Dials in the dashboard and 2 are the same thing. Fail Rockstar Fail

Damn, I was looking forward to that car.

But hopefully they will fix it, they fixed the Blista Compact and the Ingot dials...

[Mister_Incredible92]

 

Dude, what the f*ck is with the Interaction Menu f*cking up everytime I want to exit passive? It sometimes removes it and replaces it with the KYS option if I don't give it 5 seconds to reboot and place everything back in order, I've killed myself 5 times because of this since the update dropped.

Please let this be a 1 time thing. This is terrible if this is a major bug with the interaction menu.

 

This had happened to me as well. Sometimes when i go into the interaction menu, it messes up and tells me to pick an option from the menu.

[-KM-]

Don't you just love it when you plug someone with almost a full mag, they CLEARLY drop dead, then they just spring back up and 1 shot you.

Don't you just love how the idle kick timer shows up in the clouds because the game is taking so long to load.

[chainsoar]

What's the point of blowing up vehicle cargo? Not killing me and stealing it, that I understand. These kids who just zoom up in a Lazer or leave proximity mines outside the warehouse, though...what's the gain for them?

 

Also, I see people are posting B&M's about connection issues today - same. I'm mostly able to get online, but I'm having real difficulty accessing the Securoserv network on my office computer.

[Coleco]

These kids who just zoom up in a Lazer or leave proximity mines outside the warehouse, though...what's the gain for them?

 

It gives them tinglies in their e-peen

[feiaschdada]

What's the point of blowing up vehicle cargo? Not killing me and stealing it, that I understand. These kids who just zoom up in a Lazer or leave proximity mines outside the warehouse, though...what's the gain for them?

 

Also, I see people are posting B&M's about connection issues today - same. I'm mostly able to get online, but I'm having real difficulty accessing the Securoserv network on my office computer.

They have a kill, that is better for the K/D and only pros have a high K/D because for a good K/D you can go in any shop and buy... buy... well RESPECT from all other gamers!

[AUScowboy]

So I decided to be that guy today, you know, the one cruising around in the VIP Ruiner special. It was my first time giving the virtually indestructible car a romp around the map and probably the most fun I've had in the game in a long, long time...but of course I got reported half a dozen times and called a "cheater". I get it, I do, it's too powerful and oh man those rockets are everything you'd want homing rockets to be...but I played by Rockstar's rules and yet here I am, receiving my "bad sport" points.

 

Some time later, after partaking in some races and getting dropped into a random public lobby, I decide to try and call for my more vulnerable Ruiner 2000 with it's limited ammo. I figured this would be a bit more entertaining and certainly more reasonable as people can destroy the car and I'll be more deliberate with my missiles. Of course now I'm getting "bad sport" points for blowing up personal vehicles (I know, I know) and getting notifications that people are voting me out of the lobby. Keep in mind I haven't fired 8 rockets yet and people see the car and start to vote. After a few insurance bills I stop firing at personal vehicles altogether and just start cruising around and hopping over police cars...

 

...until the MC in the lobby decided to sell their weed. I HAD to put my toy to use and stop this. The game literally begged me to do it. It said..."yo, go blow that sh*t up". Maybe not in those words but I happened to be bunny hopping police cars in the area so I figured "what the hell?". I travel to location, blow up a truck full of weed, I feel all happy I've put my 4 million dollar car to some use and boom...kicked from the lobby.

 

f*ck it. You can't use the toys you're provided without being vote kicked...you can't enter a lobby with a handful of people without being vote kicked because they're afraid you'll blow their sh*t up (I guess I did today soooo....guilty!). Now I'm reading things about people getting permabans for stupid sh*t and I have to, even marginally, worry about my behavior in a virtual space set in a world where our character's sole income is all based on crime...the biggest crime may be that we've been playing this sh*t for 3 years and just accept it.

I like you. Agree 100%

[symphonight]

I've just tried the new adversary mode, and it's bugged AF ! you have to pick up some bags to get point, but even when you have some bags, they didn't appears on the counter and no one gain points.. so.. did they have tried it before the release?

[AUScowboy]

They release a new car with changeable color for stock wheel and it just has to be bugged and completely break ifruit. I know was an easy mistake most likely, but f*ck!

[HailHydra]

Ok, so you get cursed by npcs, police, AI, 24/7

Singleplayer got a tons of n word.

So WHY THE f*ckING f*ck YOU CANT TYPE "retard" IN GTA ONLINE?????

Not to mention that it is so bugged, sometimes your message will stuck on the scanning for profanity loading.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Ok, so you get cursed by npcs, police, AI, 24/7

Singleplayer got a tons of n word.

So WHY THE f*ckING f*ck YOU CANT TYPE "retard" IN GTA ONLINE?????

Not to mention that it is so bugged, sometimes your message will stuck on the scanning for profanity loading.

Not sure if it's a console thing for the in-game text messages being uber censored and getting stuck on scanning for profanity for infinity, but maybe it's to force us to use the Live/PSN message systems, that are apparently monitored 24/7 by someone (X1 anyways) and get you communication bans within 24 hours of said message for simply saying "f*ck you" to someone...

[update_lsc]

Your average gtao pc text chat cancer.

[Voit Turyv]

Two appeals later, I have two automated responses.

 

f*ck this

[AUScowboy]

Your on pc right? Man it does look so much better, and sp mods of course, but gtao on pc seem like a lot of trouble and risk for mere grapghical improvements

[Pedinhuh]

Two appeals later, I have two automated responses.

 

f*ck this

Damn, you're still trying?

 

I'm sorry but you can't appeal the bans dude, it doesn't matter how many tickets you open up for it.

 

Seriously, I believe you should take my advice and look around for other games, PC has plenty interesting games to look for.

[AUScowboy]

Broken ifruit has me seething. Time to break out driveclub for the first time in months

 

If you can't tell, the emoticon represents my undying butthurt until this issue is fixed (again hopefully, for the millionth time now...).

Edited January 17, 2017 by AUScowboy