The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Sky_Light12]

^Well at least those guys had a 100% legitimate reason to kick you, I keep getting kicked after joining a lobby for 10 seconds even after I tell everyone I'm friendly.

well i even got kicked just being a member from other's organization

[HailHydra]

 

^Well at least those guys had a 100% legitimate reason to kick you, I keep getting kicked after joining a lobby for 10 seconds even after I tell everyone I'm friendly.

 

well i even got kicked just being a member from other's organizationWell I got kicked from a lobby one time, the worst part is, there are only 3 people in the lobby, me, some guy from my friend list and some random in his org.

[-LN-]

Three car delivery and I'm the only one who doesn't own a Cargobob.

 

 

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "why are you bitchin'? This was obviously your own fault for being so careless and driving too fast." Nope, I'm blaming the sh*t brakes and sh*t handling of the Verlierer.

 

Oh well, that was my first botched delivery. Now I need to buy a Cargobob and learn how to fly it properly.

Edited January 16, 2017 by -LN-

[autofanatic]

 

Did you get your character reset?

 

Does it make it any more clean?

Oh. I never know about this. I guess a reset is so serious imo.

Three car delivery and I'm the only one who doesn't own a Cargobob.

 

 

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "why are you bitchin'? This was obviously your own fault for being so careless and driving too fast." Nope, I'm blaming the sh*t brakes and sh*t handling of the Verlierer.

 

Oh well, that was my first botched delivery. Now I need to buy a Cargobob and learn how to fly it properly.

At least, I can see that you were trying to use the damn brake to force the car the perform a drift before it was a total loss.

[A Madvillain]

I'm trying to play online but Rockstar keeps kicking my ass.

Edited January 16, 2017 by A Madvillain

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

Did you get your character reset?

 

Does it make it any more clean?

Oh. I never know about this. I guess a reset is so serious imo.

Three car delivery and I'm the only one who doesn't own a Cargobob.

 

 

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "why are you bitchin'? This was obviously your own fault for being so careless and driving too fast." Nope, I'm blaming the sh*t brakes and sh*t handling of the Verlierer.

 

Oh well, that was my first botched delivery. Now I need to buy a Cargobob and learn how to fly it properly.

At least, I can see that you were trying to use the damn brake to force the car the perform a drift before it was a total loss.

 

to add insult to injury , he happens to deliver during rainy day , which makes the road slippery

[Pedinhuh]

Three car delivery and I'm the only one who doesn't own a Cargobob.

 

 

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "why are you bitchin'? This was obviously your own fault for being so careless and driving too fast." Nope, I'm blaming the sh*t brakes and sh*t handling of the Verlierer.

 

Oh well, that was my first botched delivery. Now I need to buy a Cargobob and learn how to fly it properly.

TIP:

Take the freeways, traffic is more predictable there, you can go faster and there are less place to screw it up like you did here.

[Darealbandicoot]

People using the marksman rifle for the sniper kills challenge while using first person to strafe faster. Despite my, and others best efforts the guy kept killing us in 2 shots with it each time.We killed him a few times but the guy was a master with it. I CANNOT stand that rifle but kudos to anyone who can use it since i cant use it for sh*t.

Edited January 16, 2017 by Crashbandicoot2

[Nerfgoth]

Why do people think there is modders on CG consols?

[Sir Alpha YT]

This is more about the forum in general, Why do people ask for the same Niche thing over and over and over and over and over for weeks and months and years on end until it makes us die inside. "Oh but it worked for bikers" does not make it acceptable either.

[P34NUTZ]

 

Three car delivery and I'm the only one who doesn't own a Cargobob.

 

《》

 

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "why are you bitchin'? This was obviously your own fault for being so careless and driving too fast." Nope, I'm blaming the sh*t brakes and sh*t handling of the Verlierer.

 

Oh well, that was my first botched delivery. Now I need to buy a Cargobob and learn how to fly it properly.

TIP:

Take the freeways, traffic is more predictable there, you can go faster and there are less place to screw it up like you did here.

Yeh, stick to the far left of the freeway and the cars can't randomly swerve into you. Took me a while to figure that one out.

[Shaundi.]

^^^ ever since Rockstar stopped putting DLC vehicles and weapons in single player, they've been very spiteful to the fan base, at least the PC portion, one of those examples is having your character being wiped completely clean after the first ban, another example is despawning post Lowrider DLC vehicles when spawned with mods and greying out DLC weapons on the weapon wheel.

 

OT-

 

6 straight sessions I've had server splits. I now refuse to export cars in a solo session because that's the time enemy AI spawn and they have ridiculous aim. My net speed as of post is 9Mbps, that may be slow but when I play other games with multiplayer, I have no problem. Played Watch Dogs 2 co-op last week with a net speed of around 7.6Mbps and everything ran smoothly. I don't think Rockstar is in a position to say the problem is with us when Ubisoft's servers are fine when even the user has slow internet speeds.

[Crazy_Cico007]

Why do people think there is modders on CG consols?

Because somebody is better than them.

[Sir Alpha YT]

^^^ ever since Rockstar stopped putting DLC vehicles and weapons in single player, they've been very spiteful to the fan base, at least the PC portion, one of those examples is having your character being wiped completely clean after the first ban, another example is despawning post Lowrider DLC vehicles when spawned with mods and greying out DLC weapons on the weapon wheel.

 

OT-

 

6 straight sessions I've had server splits. I now refuse to export cars in a solo session because that's the time enemy AI spawn and they have ridiculous aim. My net speed as of post is 9Mbps, that may be slow but when I play other games with multiplayer, I have no problem. Played Watch Dogs 2 co-op last week with a net speed of around 7.6Mbps and everything ran smoothly. I don't think Rockstar is in a position to say the problem is with us when Ubisoft's servers are fine when even the user has slow internet speeds.

I don't think it's unfair to the PC community that if they mod online they get banned, because modding itself is a banable offence and far less people do it on console. It's more of a challenge I assume, but people deserve to be banned for the offence in my opinion because it is in breach of Rockstar policy, having a character reset reduces the chance of any existing mods not being detected. Why would someone use mods online anyway?

Edited January 16, 2017 by Sir Alpha YT

[Black-Dragon96]

 

^^^ ever since Rockstar stopped putting DLC vehicles and weapons in single player, they've been very spiteful to the fan base, at least the PC portion, one of those examples is having your character being wiped completely clean after the first ban, another example is despawning post Lowrider DLC vehicles when spawned with mods and greying out DLC weapons on the weapon wheel.

 

OT-

 

6 straight sessions I've had server splits. I now refuse to export cars in a solo session because that's the time enemy AI spawn and they have ridiculous aim. My net speed as of post is 9Mbps, that may be slow but when I play other games with multiplayer, I have no problem. Played Watch Dogs 2 co-op last week with a net speed of around 7.6Mbps and everything ran smoothly. I don't think Rockstar is in a position to say the problem is with us when Ubisoft's servers are fine when even the user has slow internet speeds.

I don't think it's unfair to the PC community that if they mod online they get banned, because modding itself is a banable offence and far less people do it on console. It's more of a challenge I assume, but people deserve to be banned for the offence in my opinion because it is in breach of Rockstar policy, having a character reset reduces the chance of any existing mods not being detected. Why would someone use mods online anyway?

Reseting a character does nothing like reducing the chances of undetected mods. It removes your character data from Rockstars servers, not cleaning your computers data.

And reseting the character at the first offence by using an automated system with ticket reply bots makes collateral damage more likely and is definitly not customer friendly.

[Sir Alpha YT]

Outfits for instance that are modified will be removed, cars which have been duplicated or other glitches. If you would like to mod GTA then don't take your mods online because it is unfair to other players who do not have access to it and obey the rules. I get where the argument comes from but there is an apparent chance that the mods can still be stored on the system. Even as a deterrent, if it works as one I am all for it.

Edited January 16, 2017 by Sir Alpha YT

[Sir Alpha YT]

If I glitch my cars so one car has been duplicated into a full garage then I should have any duplicates removed. If I modify my outfits so I have the Holiday season clothes all year round in single player then it causes no jealousy, if I were a PC player seeing all these players deploying their mods or cheats to gain an unfair advantage then I would expect them to have consequences when detected. It all depends on what the mods or cheats are but in all cases, regardless of opinion the fact is that if it breaks the rules then Rockstar can act accordingly.

[Sky_Light12]

why the heck everytime i got tampa , the scenario is hard even if its standard range

like most of time , its a car bomb , while others i had to hook one from windmill ( even if i succeed , i doubt it i could escape that supervolito )

[Gridl0k]

 

 

Note to self: Never attempt to storm the ships to clear the area on foot that close ever again.

 

-My fail GIF-

 

Man Rockstar loves to limit our choices on completing these missions at times.

Protip:

If sniping them is not possible because the barges are too far off the coast, them swim until you reach the of the Tug boat, opposite of where the guards are.

Then, swin to the side of the boat, wait until a wave propels you and jump aboard by using one of the tires hanging on the sides.

 

From there you can pin these assholes out without much trouble.

 

And then off course, you have to swim back to the cargobob.

 

I was thinking about it, but to hell with that. I do not want to swim all the way back to the damn shore or even want to go through a lot of travel just to get a car and then have to deal with OP Buzzard pilots.

 

 

FWIW one of the CEO vehicles is a dinghy

[Nerfgoth]

 

Why do people think there is modders on CG consols?

Because somebody is better than them.

I got a message from a player asking if I could drop some money....

[askinnywhitedildo]

I hate people who push the rear of your car in races so you'll spin out of control or fly off the racetrack.

It's funny when you're in a game with a bunch of very low level scrubs.

 

They don't even know how to race, all they know how to do is ram each other. And all they do is f*ck themselves over. They'll attempt to knock you out of the way, and instead, they end up putting themselves in last place.

[Gridl0k]

^ And yet (my B&M) no f*cker ever plays Hunting Pack, which is exactly what everyone in GTA races seems to be playing.

[Gleeman Vox]

Dear god no

 

some vannoss fanboy christmas noob wearing a full "vannoss" outfit joins my deathmatch

 

whatever, free kills

 

Couple minutes into deathmatch i hear "I LAGGED OUT OF PARTY" and "CAN WE HIT 100 LIKES?"

I said "f*ck your youtube channel" and he's like "YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOUTUBE!"

I just kept quiet after a while and I hear him asking his 2 viewers on his livestream if he should do the "boogyman challenge or some other challenge"

[Gridl0k]

I noticed someone on my team was wearing the glow suits or whatever and you can see fluorescent junk and now I'll never stop seeing it.

[enjoyingorc6742]

that moment when you realize that even playing Grand Theft Failure Offline with friends doesn't sound fun is a HUGE problem.

[wizooord]

[Handsome Jack]

Three car delivery and I'm the only one who doesn't own a Cargobob.

 

 

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "why are you bitchin'? This was obviously your own fault for being so careless and driving too fast." Nope, I'm blaming the sh*t brakes and sh*t handling of the Verlierer.

 

Oh well, that was my first botched delivery. Now I need to buy a Cargobob and learn how to fly it properly.

And the damn rain is at fault too. It seem everytime I sell a car it decides to rain. Now, delivering a car with sh*tty control while its raining is disastrous lol.

[TheFroggmann]

Forgot to post yesterday but I followed a tip somebody posted on this forum about using tear gas to take out enemies in the car meet without damaging the vehicle - I successfully managed to get them all without dying but when I got in the target car it had taken $4,000 in damage from the owner shooting it trying to attack me and the entire rear section had fallen off (it was an Osiris).

It's almost like NPCs have some kind of targeting system that will automatically damage any target car as long as it's remotely feasible that they're aiming at the player.

 

Explosive rounds on the savage/hydra. The car is a statue until you are seen.

 

Note to self: Never attempt to storm the ships to clear the area on foot that close ever again.

 

 

Man Rockstar loves to limit our choices on completing these missions at times.

Protip:

If sniping them is not possible because the barges are too far off the coast, them swim until you reach the of the Tug boat, opposite of where the guards are.

Then, swin to the side of the boat, wait until a wave propels you and jump aboard by using one of the tires hanging on the sides.

 

From there you can pin these assholes out without much trouble.

 

And then off course, you have to swim back to the cargobob.

 

 

Second strategy, Land CB on shore, call buzzard. Blast the guys on the "other" barge. Land then take out the guys on the car barge. Use the car hulks for leverage.

[ash-274]

 

Forgot to post yesterday but I followed a tip somebody posted on this forum about using tear gas to take out enemies in the car meet without damaging the vehicle - I successfully managed to get them all without dying but when I got in the target car it had taken $4,000 in damage from the owner shooting it trying to attack me and the entire rear section had fallen off (it was an Osiris).

It's almost like NPCs have some kind of targeting system that will automatically damage any target car as long as it's remotely feasible that they're aiming at the player.

 

Explosive rounds on the savage/hydra. The car is a statue until you are seen.

 

Note to self: Never attempt to storm the ships to clear the area on foot that close ever again.

 

 

Man Rockstar loves to limit our choices on completing these missions at times.

Protip:

If sniping them is not possible because the barges are too far off the coast, them swim until you reach the of the Tug boat, opposite of where the guards are.

Then, swin to the side of the boat, wait until a wave propels you and jump aboard by using one of the tires hanging on the sides.

 

From there you can pin these assholes out without much trouble.

 

And then off course, you have to swim back to the cargobob.

 

 

Second strategy, Land CB on shore, call buzzard. Blast the guys on the "other" barge. Land then take out the guys on the car barge. Use the car hulks for leverage.

 

I had this one today and just Buzzard-ed all the guards. Target car didn't have a scratch on it. Cargobobbed it back with $0 damage as the NPC Buzzards couldn't catch up to me.

[V4S]

Three car delivery and I'm the only one who doesn't own a Cargobob.

 

 

 

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "why are you bitchin'? This was obviously your own fault for being so careless and driving too fast." Nope, I'm blaming the sh*t brakes and sh*t handling of the Verlierer.

 

Oh well, that was my first botched delivery. Now I need to buy a Cargobob and learn how to fly it properly.

On the bright side, at least it was not a top range car! Every time we sell, I try to remember to give you the better handling/faster car out of the bunch since I know you Rambo it on the ground hehe