The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Procopius]

Deliver Coke ... Rat Truck. Actually like that one, love driving that thing.

 

Less than 5 metres away from delivery point - brake hard to turn into yellow circle. Miss. Truck slams onto the guard rail with back wheels and is now stuck. Normally you can wiggle around to get off, but not with delivery vehicles. Truck is somehow a total loss. Product failed to deliver. I'm like, looking right at the delivery point.

 

Yeah, f*ck you too, R*. What a bunch of f*cking crock this game is sometimes.

Edited January 15, 2017 by Procopius

[TheFroggmann]

f*cking cars driving through sh*t f*ck right off

 

 

 

 

Also, when you drive the car into the yellow circle thing isn't it supposed to do the cut scene where you deliver it and

 

get paid? Well sometime when I drive into the circle all of a sudden it just sits there and I'm stuck and can't do f*ck all

 

i'm a sitting duck and then a few minutes later after some player leaves THEN it decides to play cut scene and I get

 

paid? That whole time someone could have came and killed my guy. Why tf do I gotta wait for some ass hat to leave?

 

what a bunch of f*cking sh*t.

 

Trust me I know...

 

[OBeef619]

In R* fairness, NPC traffic was turned up when MC dropped cause they had this bright idea of delivering stuff on bikes with psychotic traffic charging you. It's only now delivering cars we are experiencing it even more as it now affects profits.

 

NPC traffic is a joke still though. You aren't even safe on the footpaths.

[AUScowboy]

^why would you even pull up on that bp helmet wearing tryhard?! Park, regulate his ass, and then back to the vehicle and complete delivery. Can't win them all i suppose, but i hope you exacted some form of revenge on that lazy car thief robbing skeeve..?

[Sky_Light12]

^why would you even pull up on that bp helmet wearing tryhard?! Park, regulate his ass, and then back to the vehicle and complete delivery. Can't win them all i suppose, but i hope you exacted some form of revenge on that lazy car thief robbing skeeve..?

no he tried quickly going to yellow marker ( which suppousely save him by playing the cutscene on his screen whereas others simply vanish in thin air , but NO the lag renders him sitting duck )

[Non Funkable Token]

Deliver Coke ... Rat Truck. Actually like that one, love driving that thing.

 

Less than 5 metres away from delivery point - brake hard to turn into yellow circle. Miss. Truck slams onto the guard rail with back wheels and is now stuck. Normally you can wiggle around to get off, but not with delivery vehicles. Truck is somehow a total loss. Product failed to deliver. I'm like, looking right at the delivery point.

 

Yeah, f*ck you too, R*. What a bunch of f*cking crock this game is sometimes.

 

Mmm... Is that a delivery from the city to Blaine County?

[Mrs. Buzz]

Shao Kahn - I recall you as a polite and funny member here on the forums. My symphathy is with you. Irrespective what this ban is based on - it's (imho) another example of how false and rude the actual ban-policy on the part of R* is. A long time ago these cheaters get away with a 14 day -next- 1 month and finaly on the 3rd! strike with a permaban. That system was an invation for cheating online - they just could act like: "F*ck you R* - if you got me once or twice - I'm still fine". But R* went from light to darkness - to excessive. Hopefully the press/media will pick this issue up and R* will come arround with a less restrictive policy. Won't actually help you, though.

[mareepx]

Good news - Playing double money stunt races makes you very rich very quick.

 

Bad news - It prompts idiots to play them solely because they know there's loads of people playing them and block the track.

[Pedinhuh]

Aaand I got banned.

It could be any of these things: illegitimate money dropped on me a few months earlier, suspending GTAV.exe in order to have an empty lobby which I have been executing for a few days lately, Fraps being open in the background (nonsense), or a random jet idiot accusing me of cheating yesterday and thus, sending a report. What I know is, I wasn't a saint so I knew there was a reason - might be one of those I mentioned.

The things I'll miss is the time (playing actively from September 2015 nearly every day), a collection of unique T-shirts and over $47M I have earned/stolen. The I/E alone yielded me around $14.5M by now.

 

That also means I'll never buy the Ruiner 2000 or Rocket Voltic, a discount for which I have been waiting for since I/E dropped.

 

RIP me.

10.05.2015 - 15.01.2017

I don't understand how you folks from PC put up with this game, the constant threats of bans that can't be appealed, scripts kiddies eveverywhere who are more than willingly to get your account banned, characters being reseted, etc...

 

Would be more than enough to put me off this game and I'm a clean player.

[Voit Turyv]

I don't understand how you folks from PC put up with this game, the constant threats of bans that can't be appealed, scripts kiddies eveverywhere who are more than willingly to get your account banned, characters being reseted, etc...

 

Would be more than enough to put me off this game and I'm a clean player.

Yeah - it's time to stop. Ain't gonna waste my time grinding to the former glory anymore. That's hell of a forced retirement.

 

Also, FYI - I wasn't cheating when I encountered this jet idiot. He was rushing to my position when I was doing a sightseer mission. Then he proceeded to grief me, finally sending a report on me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edited January 15, 2017 by Shao Kahn

[Procopius]

 

Mmm... Is that a delivery from the city to Blaine County?

 

 

Yep. Starting point coke factory near Lombank West, delivery point north of Madrazo's ranch, to the west of the Prison complex. Right next to the large construction area. Don't know if the Rat Truck has any other delivery points in Blaine Country, I've only ever gotten that one.

 

My fault for not driving any better but still bollocks to lose product in such a stupid way only inches (well, metres) away from the yellow circle.

Edited January 15, 2017 by Procopius

[Pedinhuh]

 

I don't understand how you folks from PC put up with this game, the constant threats of bans that can't be appealed, scripts kiddies eveverywhere who are more than willingly to get your account banned, characters being reseted, etc...

 

Would be more than enough to put me off this game and I'm a clean player.

Yeah - it's time to stop. Ain't gonna waste my time grinding to the former glory anymore. That's hell of a forced retirement.

Not only you, I'm talking about the whole PC playerbase.

 

I believe if you guys did a massive drop out of this game, R* would take the message and atleast do something for those bans.

 

Plus, you guys got some interesting games to look into:

Skyrim, Fallout 4, Overwatch, The Witcher...

 

I'm on PS4, so I won't be moving away from Online until a GOOD racing game comes out, Gran Turismo Sport might make me come back to the series after the disaster that was GT5, but I will have to wait.

And then there's God of War 4, Red Dead Redemption 2...

 

I'm definetely calling it quits from this game this year.

[blaer]

Aaand I got banned.

It could be any of these things: illegitimate money dropped on me a few months earlier, suspending GTAV.exe in order to have an empty lobby which I have been executing for a few days lately, Fraps being open in the background (nonsense)

sorry to hear

 

I've been suspending my gta5.exe every time i play since December.

if thats what got you banned, ill probably join you soon lol.

 

how much money did you get dropped on you? just curious..

[Pedinhuh]

Also, FYI - I wasn't cheating when I encountered this jet idiot. He was rushing to my position when I was doing a sightseer mission. Then he proceeded to grief me, finally sending a report on me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wasn't calling you out on that, chill.

 

In fact, I was quite supportive of their new ban policy, because honestly, the game's situation was calling for harder measures.

But then I saw folks from my own crew and friends who moved over to PC getting banned, clean players who were devoted to this game since 2013 I might add.

 

Then I saw how f*cked this new policy is, that is not the way to treat long time players from this game.

[Non Funkable Token]

 

 

Mmm... Is that a delivery from the city to Blaine County?

 

 

Yep. Starting point coke factory near Lombank West, delivery point north of Madrazo's ranch, to the west of the Prison complex. Right next to the large construction area. Don't know if the Rat Truck has any other delivery points in Blaine Country, I've only ever gotten that one.

 

My fault for not driving any better but still bollocks to lose product in such a stupid way only inches (well, metres) away from the yellow circle.

 

 

Apparently that's the only delivery point for the Rat-truck and the Burrito in Blaine County. If you don't pull the brakes very soon the Rat-truck just passes by the delivery point, it's crazy.

 

 

 

Aaand I got banned.

It could be any of these things: illegitimate money dropped on me a few months earlier, suspending GTAV.exe in order to have an empty lobby which I have been executing for a few days lately, Fraps being open in the background (nonsense)

sorry to hear

 

I've been suspending my gta5.exe every time i play since December.

if thats what got you banned, ill probably join you soon lol.

 

how much money did you get dropped on you? just curious..

 

 

What do you mean by "suspending gtaV.exe"?

Edited January 15, 2017 by Perez84

[blaer]

suspending the process for a few seconds, so you get dropped in a solo public lobby

[Non Funkable Token]

suspending the process for a few seconds, so you get dropped in a solo public lobby

 

Kay, never heard about it. I just block the required port to be in a solo session all the time I want. I don't know if that thing can provoke a ban or not, time will tell. They can go f*ck themselves if they ban a player like me that never used modded files or caused damage to other people's gaming experience (in non legit ways).

[similarly]

GTA has some great moments, but today was BAD.

I tried some races, everybody's crashing into each other and pushing each other off the road. It's madness.

I'm also getting a little tired of the little bstrds who run around, blow people up and then keep coming back and coming back until I quit the session. It's a p.i.t.a.

[LanaSugoi]

To Think someone managed to recruit a small army in the session

 

 

* Start Losing Composure *

 

THIS IS NOT FAIR ! I WANT TO RAISE A SQUAD ON MY OWN TO SPREAD THE DESTRUCTION ! BUT THEY MANAGE TO RECRUIT MORE THAN 5 PERSON ! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I DEEMED NOT FAIR !

 

 

 

[Black-Dragon96]

suspending the process for a few seconds, so you get dropped in a solo public lobby

You mean that suspending in the resourcemonitor of the taskmanager? If they ban people for that, that would be rediculous and would end my gta online career very soon.

[autofanatic]

Aaand I got banned.

It could be any of these things: illegitimate money dropped on me a few months earlier, suspending GTAV.exe in order to have an empty lobby which I have been executing for a few days lately, Fraps being open in the background (nonsense), or a random jet idiot accusing me of cheating yesterday and thus, sending a report. What I know is, I wasn't a saint so I knew there was a reason - might be one of those I mentioned.

The things I'll miss is the time (playing actively from September 2015 nearly every day), a collection of unique T-shirts and over $47M I have earned/stolen. The I/E alone yielded me around $14.5M by now.

 

That also means I'll never buy the Ruiner 2000 or Rocket Voltic, a discount for which I have been waiting for since I/E dropped.

 

RIP me.

10.05.2015 - 15.01.2017

Permanent Ban for creating a solo public lobby? BTW, nice Bitch n dog T-shirt.

Edited January 15, 2017 by autofanatic

[Voit Turyv]

Permanent Ban for creating a solo public lobby? BTW, nice Bitch n dog T-shirt.

Nope, this is my first offence - a 30-day ban. Also, thanks, I wanted this one since I have fond memories of GTA III.

 

 

 

Also, FYI - I wasn't cheating when I encountered this jet idiot. He was rushing to my position when I was doing a sightseer mission. Then he proceeded to grief me, finally sending a report on me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wasn't calling you out on that, chill.

 

In fact, I was quite supportive of their new ban policy, because honestly, the game's situation was calling for harder measures.

But then I saw folks from my own crew and friends who moved over to PC getting banned, clean players who were devoted to this game since 2013 I might add.

 

Then I saw how f*cked this new policy is, that is not the way to treat long time players from this game.

 

I just wanted to clear things up. He probably assumed I had a modded account (378 lvl me vs 100 something him). His attempt at jet griefing was laughable to say the least, but he kept pwning me on ground. He self-triggered right after and sent one report which could be the reason.

 

how much money did you get dropped on you? just curious..

Frankly - millions. I did pick up such amount before C* announced their new ban policy so I could be financially stable for the incoming updates. Had I had been caught then, I'd have just waited 10 days with no character wipe. I entered the Bikers update with over $55M, gradually banking money and spending carefully.

 

The possible reason is any of these: illegit money dating back to ~September 2016, suspending GTAV.exe for last 2-3 days before the ban, an odd report from an asswipe or Fraps in the background.

 

At least I have taken 1260 screenshots across my career.

 

I guess it is pretty much clear now that I wasn't entirely legit throughout my career. Nevertheless, the character wipeout is an overkill and too harsh of punishment - and that makes me salty.

Edited January 15, 2017 by Shao Kahn

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Aaand I got banned.

It could be any of these things: illegitimate money dropped on me a few months earlier, suspending GTAV.exe in order to have an empty lobby which I have been executing for a few days lately, Fraps being open in the background (nonsense), or a random jet idiot accusing me of cheating yesterday and thus, sending a report. What I know is, I wasn't a saint so I knew there was a reason - might be one of those I mentioned.

The things I'll miss is the time (playing actively from September 2015 nearly every day), a collection of unique T-shirts and over $47M I have earned/stolen. The I/E alone yielded me around $14.5M by now.

 

That also means I'll never buy the Ruiner 2000 or Rocket Voltic, a discount for which I have been waiting for since I/E dropped.

 

RIP me.

10.05.2015 - 15.01.2017

This is the point you say f*ck R* and be a rebel and download the FIVEReborn mod.

 

OT: I always cringe when my CEO or any CEO is level 150+ and they put their trust in level 20s-50s.

[Skycam]

When I record a great moment or I want to take a nice picture but it's night out so it doesn't turn out very well.

[Irish45455]

Get on GTA and I can't bring up the phone. Press Up and nothing happens. Can't seem to run either. I press X and nothing happens. What the f*ck is going on here? I even logged out of my PS4, used one of the other PS4's controllers and the problem persisted. F*cking hell, man. I'm just trying to take advantage of the bonus on exporting cars...

[Cratoz]

 

If that happen open the interaction menu and take the easy way out or let a friend kill you.

 

It's one of the bugs that are there since CG release and they haven't bothered to fix it.

 

Happens even more frequently since the last update

[No Homing]

 

 

If that happen open the interaction menu and take the easy way out or let a friend kill you.

 

It's one of the bugs that are there since CG release and they haven't bothered to fix it.

 

Happens even more frequently since the last update

 

 

Luckily Cratoz is always here to save the day.

Cratoz is love, Cratoz is life!

 

 

lel

[Shadowfennekin]

To Think someone managed to recruit a small army in the session

 

 

* Start Losing Composure *

 

THIS IS NOT FAIR ! I WANT TO RAISE A SQUAD ON MY OWN TO SPREAD THE DESTRUCTION ! BUT THEY MANAGE TO RECRUIT MORE THAN 5 PERSON ! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I DEEMED NOT FAIR !

 

 

 

That's pretty much my GTA life in a nutshell

MC days, mass invite whole lobby. NOBODY joins after I wait several minutes

Random f*cking scrub enters. He has a max MC.......

[autofanatic]

 

Permanent Ban for creating a solo public lobby? BTW, nice Bitch n dog T-shirt.

Nope, this is my first offence - a 30-day ban. Also, thanks, I wanted this one since I have fond memories of GTA III.

 

 

 

Also, FYI - I wasn't cheating when I encountered this jet idiot. He was rushing to my position when I was doing a sightseer mission. Then he proceeded to grief me, finally sending a report on me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wasn't calling you out on that, chill.

 

In fact, I was quite supportive of their new ban policy, because honestly, the game's situation was calling for harder measures.

But then I saw folks from my own crew and friends who moved over to PC getting banned, clean players who were devoted to this game since 2013 I might add.

 

Then I saw how f*cked this new policy is, that is not the way to treat long time players from this game.

 

I just wanted to clear things up. He probably assumed I had a modded account (378 lvl me vs 100 something him). His attempt at jet griefing was laughable to say the least, but he kept pwning me on ground. He self-triggered right after and sent one report which could be the reason.

 

how much money did you get dropped on you? just curious..

Frankly - millions. I did pick up such amount before C* announced their new ban policy so I could be financially stable for the incoming updates. Had I had been caught then, I'd have just waited 10 days with no character wipe. I entered the Bikers update with over $55M, gradually banking money and spending carefully.

 

The possible reason is any of these: illegit money dating back to ~September 2016, suspending GTAV.exe for last 2-3 days before the ban, an odd report from an asswipe or Fraps in the background.

 

At least I have taken 1260 screenshots across my career.

 

I guess it is pretty much clear now that I wasn't entirely legit throughout my career. Nevertheless, the character wipeout is an overkill and too harsh of punishment - and that makes me salty.

Did you get your character reset?

[Voit Turyv]

Did you get your character reset?

 

Does it make it any more clean?

Edited January 15, 2017 by Shao Kahn