The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Mini Madrazo]

[j0hn_d0e]

Is anyone else finding it next to impossible to get a stunt or premium race to actually start ?

 

I thought they bought more potatoes to cope with the demand ?

 

[rlk232]

Was off a full month from this game. Just hopped in as my 2nd char, hadn't used in 8 weeks, Took 25 min to connect, then I pissed away $7.5m, on an office, and 3 cars. Wooow. Mega grind fest still on...i think the good news is that there likely won't be anymore insanely priced updated, at least, ffs, I hope not.

Edited August 17, 2016 by rlk232

[ElliotCW]

^ I don't know as they seem to be getting a bit greedy with prices now. The Lynx for example is incredibly expensive and is from what I gather a fairly average car.

 

If we are getting Biker DLC as rumoured I fully expect them to include $3,000,000 bikes.

[Shadowfennekin]

I really hate the douchebags who spam combat rolls. They finish rolling, you get a tiny hit on them, they pussy roll again, and the process repeats....... f*ck it, they deserve to get griefed by my jet I'll fight cowardice with cowardice.

[ElliotCW]

Especially annoying when combined with marksman side-stepping.

[Black-Dragon96]

I really hate the douchebags who spam combat rolls. They finish rolling, you get a tiny hit on them, they pussy roll again, and the process repeats....... f*ck it, they deserve to get griefed by my jet I'll fight cowardice with cowardice.

Well the explosive spamming and 24/7 minigun douchebags are a bigger pain in the rear. The only thing that you can do against them is get your insurgent, drive backwards near them and land a headshot (mostly the only visible part of their body).

[SinZer0s]

I really hate the douchebags who spam combat rolls. They finish rolling, you get a tiny hit on them, they pussy roll again, and the process repeats....... f*ck it, they deserve to get griefed by my jet I'll fight cowardice with cowardice.

I usually don't like to roll so much, only for going to cover or if i'm getting shot from behind but if the other player will go RNG pussy roller then i will spam rolls too

 

Man, rolling is a technique you would probably only use to get to cover if you can't slide in real life so why the f*ck did they include the sh*tty "roll to win" mechanic

[Gridl0k]

^ Plus I still don't understand why a combat roll breaks lock but ducking in a vehicle doesn't. Give us a chance R*.

 

My B&M - Franklin's ability didn't work when this happened..

 

Edited August 17, 2016 by Gridl0k

[Mister_Incredible92]

 

Almost everyone nowadays have modded accounts. Hopefully R* will do a mega mod account sweep when they do another update for the next DLC.

 

Oh and speaking of next DLCs......vvv

 

^ I don't know as they seem to be getting a bit greedy with prices now. The Lynx for example is incredibly expensive and is from what I gather a fairly average car.

 

If we are getting Biker DLC as rumoured I fully expect them to include $3,000,000 bikes.

$3 million? wtf???? For a bike??? Really R*??...really?? Those better batman's bikes if they're going to sell them at a very high price.

 

Edited August 17, 2016 by Mister_Incredible92

[Mister_Incredible92]

My B&M: I'm tired of using little girly guns (pistols) in VIP missions with my kuruma, it's soooo boring. I'd rather do those bigger payout missions while using bigger guns such as Los Santos connection, hit em up, A titan for the job, and Extradition in which has more action in them lawl.

 

I would do CEO missions but...*sighs* i don't feel like running back and forth with dam crates. So contact missions are the way to go for me.

Edited August 17, 2016 by Mister_Incredible92

[EkaSwede]

3 mil for a bike? Nah, I doubt it. The three bikes we got for the CS update were solid and not too expensive. But on the other hand the LEctro and Vidicator exist...

[whywontyoulisten]

My B&M: I'm tired of using little girly guns (pistols) in VIP missions with my kuruma, it's soooo boring. I'd rather do those bigger payout missions while using bigger guns such as Los Santos connection, hit em up, A titan for the job, and Extradition in which has more action in them lawl.

 

I would do CEO missions but...*sighs* i don't feel like running back and forth with dam crates. So contact missions are the way to go for me.

Pistols are "girly", yet never leaving your turtle shell in missions isn't?

[Mister_Incredible92]

 

My B&M: I'm tired of using little girly guns (pistols) in VIP missions with my kuruma, it's soooo boring. I'd rather do those bigger payout missions while using bigger guns such as Los Santos connection, hit em up, A titan for the job, and Extradition in which has more action in them lawl.

 

I would do CEO missions but...*sighs* i don't feel like running back and forth with dam crates. So contact missions are the way to go for me.

Pistols are "girly", yet never leaving your turtle shell in missions isn't?

 

Compared to machine guns yea i think it's "girly" lol. What do you mean, never leaving your turtle shell? (da heck?)

Edited August 17, 2016 by Mister_Incredible92

[whywontyoulisten]

 

 

My B&M: I'm tired of using little girly guns (pistols) in VIP missions with my kuruma, it's soooo boring. I'd rather do those bigger payout missions while using bigger guns such as Los Santos connection, hit em up, A titan for the job, and Extradition in which has more action in them lawl.

 

I would do CEO missions but...*sighs* i don't feel like running back and forth with dam crates. So contact missions are the way to go for me.

Pistols are "girly", yet never leaving your turtle shell in missions isn't?

 

That was a joke

That was a fast edit.

 

Edit: Dude, stop editing your post. Anyway there are far too many Kuruma turtles on here for that to be obvious.

Edited August 17, 2016 by whywontyoulisten

[Gridl0k]

^ Use a Carbonizzare if you want explosives as well. They're almost as bulletproof (to NPCs) as the kuruma.

[Mister_Incredible92]

 

 

 

My B&M: I'm tired of using little girly guns (pistols) in VIP missions with my kuruma, it's soooo boring. I'd rather do those bigger payout missions while using bigger guns such as Los Santos connection, hit em up, A titan for the job, and Extradition in which has more action in them lawl.

 

I would do CEO missions but...*sighs* i don't feel like running back and forth with dam crates. So contact missions are the way to go for me.

Pistols are "girly", yet never leaving your turtle shell in missions isn't?

 

That was a joke

That was a fast edit.

 

Edit: Dude, stop editing your post. Anyway there are far too many Kuruma turtles on here for that to be obvious.

 

When i do contact missions, i don't really hide in my kuruma. It's too boring (in my opinion) to just go around and use your pistols most of the time. That is why i mainly use my machine guns and shotguns for those type of missions.

[Shadowfennekin]

Ugh..... why do people insist on harassing people who are all by themself in an empty public lobby. Session was empty for about an hour and I was doing crate missions, random appears and CEOs up. I pause to message if he's here to do crates..... only for him to get a jet and blow me up while I was messaging him. I wish I had a friend online to kick him out so I could have just stayed in that session.

[ElliotCW]

 

3 mil for a bike? Nah, I doubt it. The three bikes we got for the CS update were solid and not too expensive. But on the other hand the LEctro and Vidicator exist...

To be fair this is mostly a guess on my part based on their recent releases. I actually hope I'm wrong hahaha.

 

Edit B&M:

 

Just got trapped on the beach between the super awesome player below and their BST spamming pal doing the marksman shuffle. I hate these types of players more than Monday mornings.

 

Edited August 17, 2016 by ElliotCW

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Some moron had gotten killed by cops right outside of my office at the same time I started to leave.

As soon as the walking-out cut-scene ends, instant one star.

The cops were like

Then you have me.

 

Parks car in a parking space outside life invader to check a text.

Hears FIB sirens.

Looks at screen, 5 star for no goddamn reason.

 

This happens a lot too, I'll just get random 2-4 stars for no reason at all. Hell I spawned in to online in my office to a 5 star a handful of times recently. This is recent too, this update f*cked up a lot of things, this only started happening with this update.

[LahTigre]

 

 

3 mil for a bike? Nah, I doubt it. The three bikes we got for the CS update were solid and not too expensive. But on the other hand the LEctro and Vidicator exist...

To be fair this is mostly a guess on my part based on their recent releases. I actually hope I'm wrong hahaha.

 

Edit B&M:

 

Just got trapped on the beach between the super awesome player below and their BST spamming pal doing the marksman shuffle. I hate these types of players more than Monday mornings.

 

I literally saw the same rank this morning. After a coffee spit take I had to report that sh*t.

Modded accounts will be the death of this game.

 

Additional B&M: So people these days can't hunt a bounty without their f*cking Hydra these days, I suppose?? I wish they had to pay my cars insurance for taking the bitch route.

[LTG_KARL]

So the cops were following me?

 

[RocknRumble]

Why in the year 2016, the year of our lord and savior James Franco, are people STILL having trouble with the f*cking laptop hacking segment of The Los Santos Connection? Jesus f*ck people it's a minigame, not the SAT's.

[ash-274]

So the cops were following me?

 

Instant 2-star?

Sounds like a Simeon vehicle, as I don't see a rat security guard around.

[Skycam]

 

 

 

3 mil for a bike? Nah, I doubt it. The three bikes we got for the CS update were solid and not too expensive. But on the other hand the LEctro and Vidicator exist...

To be fair this is mostly a guess on my part based on their recent releases. I actually hope I'm wrong hahaha.

 

Edit B&M:

 

Just got trapped on the beach between the super awesome player below and their BST spamming pal doing the marksman shuffle. I hate these types of players more than Monday mornings.

 

I literally saw the same rank this morning. After a coffee spit take I had to report that sh*t.

Modded accounts will be the death of this game.

 

Additional B&M: So people these days can't hunt a bounty without their f*cking Hydra these days, I suppose?? I wish they had to pay my cars insurance for taking the bitch route.

I choose not to do anything without my hydra these days, it doesn't mean I can't do anything without it.

 

Sorry.

[LTG_KARL]

 

So the cops were following me?

 

Instant 2-star?

Sounds like a Simeon vehicle, as I don't see a rat security guard around.

 

Checked my messages, nothing. Must've been an ambush

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

i hate the game is so broke i actually havent played it anymore lately....what a sh*t situation

 

ah well....luckely not playing does not mean i can not still post how sh*tty the f*cking game has become for me

[Tonguegirl]

i hate the game is so broke i actually havent played it anymore lately....what a sh*t situation

 

ah well....luckely not playing does not mean i can not still post how sh*tty the f*cking game has become for me

Why the name change??

[Shadowfennekin]

So driving a slow ass truck into the subway as it's the only way to lose the cops as it is too slow. Cops slow sight..... then somehow SEE me down there and no matter how far I drive they still see me..... see me..... come out other side, still see me and here they come driving towards me. Nobody was even down there with me..... I wanted to avoid paying Lester to ditch them as I was by myself but I had to do it, glitchy game.

 

 

 

 

So the cops were following me?

Instant 2-star?
Sounds like a Simeon vehicle, as I don't see a rat security guard around.

 

Checked my messages, nothing. Must've been an ambush

 

 

Nah, you can get Simeon vehicle stars even when you don't have a text. I just go deliver it whenever I find one just so I stop getting harassed once I enter a specific vehicle

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

i hate the game is so broke i actually havent played it anymore lately....what a sh*t situation

 

ah well....luckely not playing does not mean i can not still post how sh*tty the f*cking game has become for me

Why the name change??

 

Because; f*ck the adder !!!

 

to be honest, it became pretty obsolete, even as an icon of being hated....heck, i think few people even remember the car

even the zentorno became more hated then that car

and to be honest, i never really liked the adder that much, if i ever reinstall my game back, i atleast know im gonna buy a new car again, even if that means i will have to wait till 2018 and they will never add any more property slots

 

and besides....Darth Absentis is not such a bad name i think...or is it ?