The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Cackling Jack]

Low level players who insist on coming after you again and again then cry cheats. What has to go wrong in someone's mind to think they, at level 100, should initiate an attack on a level 300+ and persist over and over, dying repeatedly?

I ended up climbing onto a roof to avoid them, one went off the radar then threw a tantrum when I heard him coming up the ladder and had my gun ready for him. It's like these guys don't know that when there are only two routes up to a roof it's not hard to predict where someone's going to come from.

 

It's even more pathetic when they try and do the passive mode switch on you and you drop both of them then they start sending you messages, Gotta love that hate mail. Well that's what happens when you fu*k with the someone whos twice the skill/rank level you are. Good job^

[Black-Dragon96]

Stupid f*cking inbred Muppets!!! They are trying to kill me as the target in extraction and when they (yes two of them) can't they message me calling me a hacker???

 

YOU'RE ON MY TEAM DICKHEAD...YOUR SUPPPSSED TO GET ME THE f*ck OUT OF THERE NOT f*ckING KILL ME YOU STUPID f*ckING c*ntS!

Looks like that happens often recently. I walked nearly in front of my "teammates" insurgent, they run me over and drive of to kill the assassins leaving me behind. A few seconds later i get a rocketlauncher to the face by one of the guys how they killed a second ago.

[Cratoz]

How much I despise people that constantly try to go to my yacht to kill me.

 

Yes yes activate your defense. NO!!

They still can get their unwelcome ass on my yacht when I just want to chill for a bit.

I knew his intentions.

 

This guy here had to suffer

 

 

So my Yacht was anchored south the Airport. I killed him few times on my yacht.

 

I jumped in the water and took the easy way out to spawn at the airport. I grabbed my Hydra and spawn killed him.

 

After 3 kills he spawned also at LSIA. I spawn trapped him with my Hydra and got about my first 40 kills this way. Later on I crashed because I lost focus and being the fact that it was late night. But he kept on coming at me.

 

I continued to kill him, later he escaped to the city but I have no more mercy and maybe I have an OCD with such jerks, I kept on sniping and spawn trapping him in the city.

 

(Note, earlier he destroyed a Cargo sell from someone else and also KoS)

 

After 1,5 hours he finally left the session

 

Don't ever come to my f*cking yacht or I'll grief your ass out of the session. I DON'T care what level you are how many of your friends are in your session, don't come to my yacht!

 

I need the kick from yacht feature.

[Xadie]

I hate cops

[No Homing]

How much I despise people that constantly try to go to my yacht to kill me.

 

Yes yes activate your defense. NO!!

They still can get their unwelcome ass on my yacht when I just want to chill for a bit.

I knew his intentions.

 

This guy here had to suffer

 

 

So my Yacht was anchored south the Airport. I killed him few times on my yacht.

 

I jumped in the water and took the easy way out to spawn at the airport. I grabbed my Hydra and spawn killed him.

 

After 3 kills he spawned also at LSIA. I spawn trapped him with my Hydra and got about my first 40 kills this way. Later on I crashed because I lost focus and being the fact that it was late night. But he kept on coming at me.

 

I continued to kill him, later he escaped to the city but I have no more mercy and maybe I have an OCD with such jerks, I kept on sniping and spawn trapping him in the city.

 

(Note, earlier he destroyed a Cargo sell from someone else and also KoS)

 

After 1,5 hours he finally left the session

 

Don't ever come to my f*cking yacht or I'll grief your ass out of the session. I DON'T care what level you are how many of your friends are in your session, don't come to my yacht!

 

I need the kick from yacht feature.

 

HAHHAHAHA I love it! No mercy for players thinking my yacht is a party boat. Get off it!

[Gridl0k]

I quite often see whole groups on my yacht when I'm nowhere near it, I assume in game chat some squeaker is claiming it's theirs.

[ElliotCW]

They usually do pretend it's theirs to impress their friends. I remember hearing one low level telling another low level over game chat that my yacht was theirs before I started killing them repeatedly. To the credit of their friend he did call his mate on why, if the yacht was his, they couldn't go inside to escape me.

[Gridl0k]

^ Press down on the d-pad and my name appears in 12ft letters over the mast, too

[Cratoz]

Thing is he was rank 70, he was a CEO and for the complete 3 hours I was in the session he was alone.

I was doing PP and after completion 5 minutes later he tries to fly to my yacht, 3 times I killed but eventually got on my yacht.

 

I do hope he got the message though.

 

 

 

HAHHAHAHA I love it! No mercy for players thinking my yacht is a party boat. Get off it!

Next time we play let's see if some noobs try to invade our property

[Koger]

I think I've encountered one of the dumbest players to ever touch GTA Online...

I'm just minding my own business and then he comes around in his Kuruma and tries to kill me. I try to go away and he still tries to follow and kill me.

 

I finally stop and kill him. Oh so bad so sad he goes into passive mode and calls me a pussy. WHAT.

[rixyboyy18]

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They be looking like a f*cking finish line Edited August 16, 2016 by RedDagger

[Shadowfennekin]

You know.... Team Balance shouldn't even be ALLOWED to be turned off.

Every f*cking idiot tries to be a bodyguard.... oh look for the ENTIRE f*cking game there are THREE..... THREE Assassins. the entire game. How retarded do you have to be to not get that?

 

And the targets both times I was an Assassin were one of those retarded jerks who think "Durr.... if I wait until near the end we get more money" And there's no possible way you can kill him cause you get spawn raped.

[Thegrandtheftmaster]

Guys why are cops stealing cars now

[Mr_Zombly]

You know.... Team Balance shouldn't even be ALLOWED to be turned off.

Every f*cking idiot tries to be a bodyguard.... oh look for the ENTIRE f*cking game there are THREE..... THREE Assassins. the entire game. How retarded do you have to be to not get that?

 

And the targets both times I was an Assassin were one of those retarded jerks who think "Durr.... if I wait until near the end we get more money" And there's no possible way you can kill him cause you get spawn raped.

Team balancing is only available to be set off for friends playing with no randoms. What they should do is make it so you can only turn off team balancing if you started in an inv only sessions and you can only invite friends/crew.

[freedomna]

I don't think Bodyguards should give CEOs cuts anymore, they don't get paid for crates so there's no reason they shouldn't be allowed making money other ways if the CEO is being a prick and only doing crate missions.

God this annoys me so much.

 

I say remove the bloody CEO cuts and give me a a massive bonus on each crate delivered. Why should the CEO be the only one making bank? It is all CEOs do nowadays too and 5k/10min + few extra percent doesn't cut it for a bodyguard. Not when I can be doing the same work on my own for more money.

[aliceg94]

You know.... Team Balance shouldn't even be ALLOWED to be turned off.

Every f*cking idiot tries to be a bodyguard.... oh look for the ENTIRE f*cking game there are THREE..... THREE Assassins. the entire game. How retarded do you have to be to not get that?

 

And the targets both times I was an Assassin were one of those retarded jerks who think "Durr.... if I wait until near the end we get more money" And there's no possible way you can kill him cause you get spawn raped.

 

I think you do get more money if you wait till you've passed the 6 minute mark and then the 8 (both teams do I think? Someone correct me if I'm wrong on that) but yeah, team balancing being off is the thing that makes this game mode so annoying. I don't even bother joining them any more unless I'm hosting.

Edited August 16, 2016 by aliceg94

[gtarusty]

i go to empty my warehouse on the last cargo drop and........................IT WONT F**KING DROP.................F**K U ROCKSTAR............. i feel better...............

[DominusTaranis]

Some dude taunting some other player in a pedo voice.
Normally, wouldn't really bother, but the dude sounds full blown "It puts the lotion on it's skin" and I didn't think he was doing it on purpose at the time.
Call him out on it, because it's creepy as f*ck.

"Yeah well, blah blah blah, other guy I'm killing is a bitch with a modded account."
So I check the players list.
Victim is level 1334 with a 1.99 KDR.

Isn't 1334 feasible for a day one player? Pretty sure it is. Dude refuses to believe it because his "friend who has played since PS3" is only level 700 something.

Turns out, pedo dude and some other dude are chilling in a wallbreach for youtube, and Mr. pedo's friend "who works for sony and Rockstar" says the level is sh*t.


This story just keeps getting better. So the youtuber in question spends the session in a wallbreach, then goes CEO. I'm not really caring, I'm just doing my thing. Then he makes the mistake of blowing up my hydra. Scuse me. I'm in passive and want to go to the other side of the map. Okay, fine. Maybe he'll leave my Dodo alone? Nope. Alright, fine. Grief me all you want pal. I'll just yoink a random spawn helicopter and fly over to my yacht...oh, you're not that dumb, let me just divert to the nearest hydra spawn. It's re- OH. Voting to kick me, ey? It's me and you in this session pal.

Except....I have a fiance with GTA.
Right next to me.
Who I then ask to get on and vote to kick you.
Two votes in a three player session is majority.
RIP
I hear "Oh so you vote to kick m-"


Delicious.

Edited August 16, 2016 by DominusTaranis

[Nick1020]

Ffs it's like all the targets in entourage try and rack up kills or stay in one area. Move for ffs.

[update_lsc]

So, the weapon locker. Since i am a pc player, there is no way for me to permanently get rid of guns. The introduction of this thing got me hyped, finally i can get rid of the guns i don't need/want! So, bought an office (which was quite expensive already, but whatever), then i also bought the weapon locker, for 550k or whatever it was, only to find out that it doesn't work in missions and heists. ARE YOU FOR f*ckING REAL?!?!?! I hoped this would be fixed in stunning c*nts, but nope. Either it is intended to work like that or it'll take another year until this issue gets sorted. This is so annoying.

[WildBrick142]

Uh... sure. Whatever.




*casually walks back to the Tropos Rallye in disappointment*

[A Maned Wolf]

Uh... sure. Whatever.

 

 

 

*casually walks back to the Tropos Rallye in disappointment*

Lol, this game never fails to disappoint.

[CrysisAverted]

go online with intention to do the time trial

currently got my kuruma out so I wanna steal a car and call in my Annis

see Dubsta, figure I'll steal that, drive it to LSC and sell it then call my Annis and get to the time trial

get kicked before I manage to sell the Dubsta

[gtarusty]

go online with intention to do the time trial

currently got my kuruma out so I wanna steal a car and call in my Annis

see Dubsta, figure I'll steal that, drive it to LSC and sell it then call my Annis and get to the time trial

get kicked before I manage to sell the Dubsta

wtf, i hate cowards like that!

Guys why are cops stealing cars now

in tears.........i feel your pain

[SinZer0s]

I said earlier in another thread how entourage is not unfair

 

If you are in my situation where you have to babysit low levels while the other team is full of rank 800 white haired juggalos in underwear then yeah entourage is an unfair piece of sh*tty game mode

[CrysisAverted]

I have had it with all these sh*tters in stunt races

 

stun race starts

the 321 never happened, it just says go and everybody rear ends each other\

 

fa**ot micspamming porn errrrrrrr music and other sh*t

 

fa**ots who like to just f*cking coast side to side to block incoming cars from getting passed them

 

fa**ots who drive the wrong way on the track

 

and this just f*cking in, first time I don't come in 1st place on Vespucci because....

2 f*cking fa**ots in neon colored cars were camping the narrow winding road right next to the f*cking ramps effectively blocking traffic completely

 

 

R* needs to institute a badsport/soft ban for people that have constant mic feeds/that are going the wrong way for more than 20 seconds

Edited August 17, 2016 by CrysisAverted

[RavageTheJaguar]

im sorry just have to say it.

gta v/online, one of the laziest games ever made.

aimbot ai, godmode cops, asshole pedestrians. i still like the game but just damn they removed so much stuff AI wise from 4. & then when called out they just say "its satire" when really they should say "we're lazy"

 

the impound.

 

i love how 14755 out of my 16382 kills are cops

 

i would never want a police to get hurt in real life

 

but i hate cops in this game (& gangs)

[DS_NEO]

Guys why are cops stealing cars now

 

Hmmm a chrome vehicle, I bet the cop was "like I gotta arrest this kid for his sh*tty taste in car customization!"

[A Maned Wolf]

Some moron had gotten killed by cops right outside of my office at the same time I started to leave.

As soon as the walking-out cut-scene ends, instant one star.

The cops were like

[-LN-]

I load back into online and use the quick job feature (via the pause menu) to find a random deathmatch. I am met with the alert that one could not be found.

 

I then decide to go on-call for a deathmatch, and the first two results are deathmatches that only have one, perhaps two other player besides myself.

 

The third time I click to go on-call for a deathmatch, I am met with the alert that (insert user name that I cannot remember) has launched the job before I can even see the title.

 

What is it? It's a R* verified race called Code 13-91 with GTA settings, set to not two, not three, but six f*cking laps, and non-custom super cars.

 

Seriously?! F*ck off, f*ck racing, f*ck on-call, f*ck the broken cannot find job alert, and f*ck sticking me in game modes that I did not request.