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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

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Shadowfennekin

I wish they'd change Entourage. Make it so you can't shoot the target unless all the bodyguards are dead. So sick of playing with retards who don't understand that we have to take out bodyguards then muff up the target. Seriously, monkeys flinging their own feces could do a better job than some of these birth defects.

I wish they'd change it so Assassins stay off radar until they shoot. They're already armed with the crapiest weapons in each class, don't even have a single explosive. Don't really stand a chance considering they get gunned down before getting the chance to fire ONCE

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Gridl0k

The landing zone in Chiliad is totally broken. Why release like this.

 

If anyone can tell me how to land and keep moving (the same way I'm pointing, ideally) please do.

 

It's even got a bit of R* trolling in it, because whereas most tracks you can fly clean over checkpoints, I've *never* seen anyone hit the line here.

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How To Get Away with M

Warning Strong language:

 

 

f*ck cheaters, seriously, f*ck these mentally challenged pieces of sh*t, no wait, I don't want to insult the mentally challenged....cheaters are literally the biggest f*cking scum I have ever seen, they are seriously just as bad maybe even worse than f*cking Hitler...

f*ck them, f*ck them f*ck them.

 

Came across this retarded piece of human garbage who was a CEO with 3 bodyguards, first I thought he would participate in the Executive Search VIP Mission I hosted, and I wanted to have a fair and fun battle, that is what it was IN THE BEGINNING.

Then this piece of human garbage turned on god mode, and killed me, what a human crap, seriously, why would he even participate in a VIP Mission WITH GOD MODE, these guys do not know what FUN is, they are retarded.

 

Luckily I killed his Bodyguard over and over again later on, for defending him in chat, and he probably feared of getting banned so he resigned into his office, this retard.

I sincerely hope he dies in f*cking hell,

 

 

 

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Mister_Incredible92

Ugh... $665.9mil

 

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What are you going to do with that kind of money after you've bought everything that you've wanted? You're going to get bored with nothing else to do. You will not have any fun playing GTA with no goals in mind.

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A Maned Wolf

 

Ugh... $665.9mil

 

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What are you going to do with that kind of money after you've bought everything that you've wanted? You're going to get bored with nothing else to do. You will not have any fun playing GTA with no goals in mind.

 

Most of us day-1 2013 players have met our goals literally years ago. Can't really have goals where the only thing to is to spend money and deal with assholes day in day out.

I want more missions and real content, not spending millions on cars and clothes every update.

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Natsuki

 

Ugh... $665.9mil

 

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What are you going to do with that kind of money after you've bought everything that you've wanted? You're going to get bored with nothing else to do. You will not have any fun playing GTA with no goals in mind.

 

Only if you have literally no imagination. I've played this game for 3 years. I've NEVER been short on cash. I've always been able to buy what I want, when I want it.

 

I'm not bored.

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Mister_Incredible92

 

 

Ugh... $665.9mil

 

Screenshot_20160805_212115.png

 

What are you going to do with that kind of money after you've bought everything that you've wanted? You're going to get bored with nothing else to do. You will not have any fun playing GTA with no goals in mind.

 

Only if you have literally no imagination. I've played this game for 3 years. I've NEVER been short on cash. I've always been able to buy what I want, when I want it.

 

I'm not bored.

 

Yea you're right, but what happens if you've run out of imagination? Then what? lol I've played this game since it's first release also. And yea, YOU may not get bored, but other people will be if they have everything.

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RedDagger

If the only way you can have fun is just by earning money to buy stuff, don't take a shortcut to own everything.

 

For the people who have fun in other ways than grinding, it makes sense to do so.

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Growlmon

 

Well one way or another I've managed to somewhat master driving it and I've been comfortably beating fully customized blistas, issis, rhapsodys, and whatever the hell the smartcar was called because somehow I forget on Splits. There's this odd sense of satisfaction that comes with smoothly completing a lap with the Brioso without spinning out. Hell, even simply landing jumps at speed. It's definitely not impossible to drive, but damn do you have to be absurdly precise to drive it well.

Surprised people didn't like this car.

It has amazing quick turning like no other car in the game.

zi drive this car mostly because it's fun, well until you tip a side walk wrong

 

I'll take the Brioso's sidewalk touchings over the faction's

 

 

Well one way or another I've managed to somewhat master driving it and I've been comfortably beating fully customized blistas, issis, rhapsodys, and whatever the hell the smartcar was called because somehow I forget on Splits. There's this odd sense of satisfaction that comes with smoothly completing a lap with the Brioso without spinning out. Hell, even simply landing jumps at speed. It's definitely not impossible to drive, but damn do you have to be absurdly precise to drive it well.

Panto.

Infact, I'm about certain the Brioso, unmodded, about matches a fully modded Panto, as the trip to sell my Panto and the trip to mod my Brioso were quite similar.

 

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE QUOTES?! THEY SHOW UP ON MY EDIT THING. HALP.

It fix'd itself

That wouldn't really make sense since it was technically the best in the compact class, yet blistas and other compacts are beating stock and somewhat modified briosos with ease.

 

Also it seems reddagger had some fun molesting quotes, seeing as he's edited plenty of responses on here (pretty sure it was just snipping huge quotes though)

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Mister_Incredible92

If the only way you can have fun is just by earning money to buy stuff, don't take a shortcut to own everything.

 

For the people who have fun in other ways than grinding, it makes sense to do so.

Exactly!! That's the point of playing GTA, to just have fun. People who mod or glitch to get money are taking the fun out of it. That'll just make missions and races useless.

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RedDagger

Also it seems reddagger had some fun molesting quotes, seeing as he's edited plenty of responses on here (pretty sure it was just snipping huge quotes though)

Aye, when posts get overly large I usually trim the quotes to only show the previous response. I could put that in the reason for editing but I'm lazy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

Exactly!! That's the point of playing GTA, to just have fun. People who mod or glitch to get money are taking the fun out of it. That'll just make missions and races useless.

Uh

 

I meant the opposite of that, some people only have fun by earning money - if races didn't earn them money, they wouldn't race. For those kind of people they can not use shortcuts.

 

Other people have fun in other ways, i.e. if an activity doesn't earn them money they don't care, they're just there to have fun. Glitching loads of money makes sense for those people since it removes restrictions on messing around with things like cars and weapons. It doesn't remove the fun, because to them, money is only a hindrance, not an objective.

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Fennimoe

I did it... Lol

 

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TKDSnovelist

I did it... Lol

 

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you're straight outta hell

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abaris11

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

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Fennimoe

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

Those are the people I attack first. Immediately.

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abaris11

 

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

Those are the people I attack first. Immediately.

 

 

If you know who they are.

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How To Get Away with M

 

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

Those are the people I attack first. Immediately.

 

Fun fact:

That is how R* got the idea for the "Hunt the Beast" Free Mode Event.

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EkaSwede

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

Or worse, constantly breathing heavily into the mic since playing a video game is a heavy physical exercise.

 

And if we're going to get on really vexing levels, people who eat with their mic on, and being absolutely mentally disabled to the point they just CAN'T chew with their mouth closed! You hear the smacking of their lips because the education leftist system has failed, and mouth breather intellectual defects can not keep their f*cking mouth closed.

 

I will take a f*cking sledgehammer and uppercut you under your chin so hard you will never be able to open your mouth again. I will sew your third rate lips together and glue them together for good measure!

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Kushology

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

I know someone who does this, then gets mad cause I can't hear what the f*ck they're saying.

 

I opted to give them my old GTA V headset when they come down here.

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mmm chocolate

stunt race payouts suck bigtime.

 

7 laps on the double loop track, finish in 2nd place...$16,000

 

7 laps took 20 minutes. you do the math. smh

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ciel

 

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

I know someone who does this, then gets mad cause I can't hear what the f*ck they're saying.

I opted to give them my old GTA V headset when they come down here.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Shut up.

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Kushology

 

 

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

I know someone who does this, then gets mad cause I can't hear what the f*ck they're saying.

I opted to give them my old GTA V headset when they come down here.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Shut up.

I love you too.

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abaris11

 

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

Or worse, constantly breathing heavily into the mic since playing a video game is a heavy physical exercise.

 

 

Or maybe .... Nah, I don't even go there.

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Kushology

 

 

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

Or worse, constantly breathing heavily into the mic since playing a video game is a heavy physical exercise.

 

Or maybe they are masturbating furiously or having sex.

Ftfy. <3

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Fennimoe

 

 

 

Did I already mention that I hate people having their mics open and blasting sh*tty music?

Or worse, constantly breathing heavily into the mic since playing a video game is a heavy physical exercise.

 

Or maybe they are masturbating furiously or having sex.

Ftfy. <3

Haha

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No Use For A Name

It's awesome how if a passenger in your car throws a sticky to blow up an enemy and your car ends up on fire and blows up, you're stuck with the $20k repair bill

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Growlmon

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I'm more upset that there are people that actually fall for this than the fact that this is how people try to make money. Still it all annoys the sh*t out of me.

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zoso80

Great post! We'll be waiting forever for those missions and real content. R* makes millions off of the peanut gallery who are happy with trivial crap and shark card bait. The "free" DLC model has dumbed down the franchise so severely that content isn't really game advancing - it's designed to move microtransactions.

 

Horrible cancer to the franchise that ends up with a slapdash intern-made content like the endless parade of adversary modes or mariokart/hotwheels type DLCs with uber expensive cars.

 

Wish the fanbois and fangrrls would see how R* has pissed all over GTA:O at this point. It's not a game anymore, it's a revenue generator and exists as such. Sad thing is if someone had a vision, they could balance it to where the franchise honored its history - they make enough money to have the best of all words (PVE, PVP, hotwheels crowd). They just keep profits maximized today by pushing unrealized potential and using GTA:O as profit only vehicle. It's a bloody shame.

 

INb4 someone says R* has a right to make a buck. Of course they do. My point is that the integrity and vision of the franchise is compromised. The franchise serves the microtransaction master now. Anything R* does with this game (and GTA VI) will serve it as well. GTM:O. (Grand Theft Microtransaction:Online) Just you wait, Red Dead Redemption II will also have it. It will be just as tainted by them.

 

Can't fault R* for going where the money is. I DO fault them for being so visionless as they've turned GTA:O into a PVP tryhard paradise and knicked content ideas from other franchises. They don't very often focus on GTA and what made GTA great anymore. If they try, it sucks. Further Adventures in Finance and Felony sucked. All those interiors, all that cool stuff - and we got for it was repetitive forced public lobby gopher hunts. Completely boring and anyone with a wit of sense knew the chances of loss are 1000X higher than success. Troll DLC designed to drain your fianances. It could've been epic with just a little bit of vision applied.

 

Anyhow, gotta do other things.

 

Cheers.

 

 


 

Most of us day-1 2013 players have met our goals literally years ago. Can't really have goals where the only thing to is to spend money and deal with assholes day in day out.

I want more missions and real content, not spending millions on cars and clothes every update.

 

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Tonguegirl

 

Wish the fanbois and fangrrls would see how R* has pissed all over GTA:O at this point. It's not a game anymore, it's a revenue generator and exists as such. Sad thing is if someone had a vision, they could balance it to where the franchise is honored it's history - they make enough money to have the best of all words (PVE, PVP, whatnot). They just keep profits maximized today by pushing unrealized potential and using the GTA:O as profit it only vehicle.

 

 

 

HEY! I love R* with all my heart and I'm not afraid to shout it from the rooftops :inlove::lol: (JK)

 

I'm with you on the Shark Card thing. it's a fuc*king disgrace. Even moreso that it's so blatant. They're taking the piss.

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magical76

Killed (unknowingly) a couple of modding cheats in one car before. Went to Ammu-Nation to stock up and one of the cheating cocks strolled into the store and sprayed me with his machine gun. Brilliant.

 

Absolute f*cking pricks.

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