The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Godmother]

death to the JET GRIEFERS!!!!

 

 

Had 8 MC on STAND YOUR GROUND in the open desert

 

1 JET killing everybody non-stop (flying in circles)

 

ALL 8 MC FIRING HOMING MISSILES (was beautiful to look at)

 

"nothin...nothin on this earth coulda live"

 

we won he just got bored and left...plz change this R*

 

XB1 PURIENCE

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/purience

Edited November 30, 2016 by Godmother

[Dacelo]

death to the JET GRIEFERS!!!!

 

 

Had 8 MC on STAND YOUR GROUND in the open desert

 

1 JET killing everybody non-stop (flying in circles)

 

ALL 8 MC FIRING HOMING MISSILES (was beautiful to look at)

 

"nothin...nothin on this earth coulda live"

 

we won he just got bored and left...plz change this R*

 

XB1 PURIENCE

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/purience

Homing launcher and BST. And please use the signature feature.

[askinnywhitedildo]

On the topic of friend removals.

Someone once blocked me, after knowing me for four years, because I wouldn't show them my tits.

 

Not really a bitch or moan, but still arguably relevant.

Who would wait four years to ask to see some tits?

 

And randoms in heist.

 

I f*cked the Pac Standard glitch up tonight, and had to redo the entire set up list with my friend (Who I was giving money to). And just like, the people that come in for these heist, make me question so many things. Like, how can these people even get up everyday and know how to breathe or walk? They are so stupid, and so incoherent, that I don't know how they could survive in real life. It just makes me doubt mankind. I can't even conceive how these people are this bad, and stupid. The things they do, and the lack of common sense, just blows my mind.

 

And the best part is, is that I f*cked the glitch up AGAIN, and have to do all of this again tomorrow night.

[Watain]

I went to Rockstar's website to see the Newswire, only to be presented with this:

 

 

After some very quick considering, I simply came to this conclusion:

 

 

 

 

#deathtoadversarymodes

Edited November 30, 2016 by Watain

[Zader]

 

On the topic of friend removals.

Someone once blocked me, after knowing me for four years, because I wouldn't show them my tits.

 

Not really a bitch or moan, but still arguably relevant.

Who would wait four years to ask to see some tits?

He didn't "wait four years", he eventually realized I was Girl and apparently immediately devolved.

[askinnywhitedildo]

Well I just lost 110 crates because of a f*cking NPC in a Valkyrie

 

So yeah, there's $2.3 million down the drain. Thanks a lot for giving me a f*cking Titan that can't defend itself.

Edited November 30, 2016 by askinnywhitedildo

[Hunter]

 

Oh yeah - even though you ruin the parts of the game I like the most, refuse to show these parts any love whatsoever for over a year, I'll still buy your cr*ppy cards. Or take advantage of the numerous money glitches your shoddy work leaves behind every single update. Hmm, I wonder ...

 

"LAST CHANCE!" ... Pfft, f*ck off with that.

[askinnywhitedildo]

 

Oh yeah - even though you ruin the parts of the game I like the most, refuse to show these parts any love whatsoever for over a year, I'll still buy your cr*ppy cards. Or take advantage of the numerous money glitches your shoddy work leaves behind every single update. Hmm, I wonder ...

 

"LAST CHANCE!" ... Pfft, f*ck off with that.

I helped my friend buy a office last night, since they're half off.

 

When I bought mine, I didn't really look at the prices because I'm rich. But after seeing my friend have to buy all the sh*t that comes with CEO, it makes me see just how money hungry C* is. The wholeeeeeee thing is a just a cash grab for them. You buy the office, and want everything else that comes with it, and they bait you into a Shark Card.

 

I had just delivered 8 drops off out of 10 before my Titan went down. Why in the f*ck was all of my sh*t destroyed, if I had already dropped off 8 things. What a f*cking joke. Like really.

[Hunter]

Session splits:

 

 

Urgh.

 

Laggy jets:

 

 

Urgh.

[Skycam]

Players that lock their doors.. really? f*ck off with that, why don't you live a little. Some of the most fun I've had was when someone stole my vehicle in the thick of it.

 

What's worse is when these assholes come honking because they want you to jump in but they have locked doors! What the f*ck?

[EkaSwede]

Session splits:

 

 

Urgh.

 

I love how Ron pops up as if to say "At least I'm here, your best buddy, right?"

[TommySpaghetti]

I'm sorry but the "Power Play" game mode, "Animals vs Munchies" is probably the most stupid thing I've ever seen. The announcer throughout the entire match is so freaking annoying. Is this what GTA has come to? Comical masks with power-ups in a TDM? Is this supposed to be funny or a trendy thing? Tragic

 

I guess Rockstar put power-ups in DM & TDM modes due to the fact that some people were trash on IV Multiplayer.

[Nyamber]

Players that lock their doors.. really? f*ck off with that, why don't you live a little. Some of the most fun I've had was when someone stole my vehicle in the thick of it.

 

What's worse is when these assholes come honking because they want you to jump in but they have locked doors! What the f*ck?

f*ck that. You have your own car. Get the f*ck away from mine.

[dragosani00]

Well I just lost 110 crates because of a f*cking NPC in a Valkyrie

 

So yeah, there's $2.3 million down the drain. Thanks a lot for giving me a f*cking Titan that can't defend itself.

 

Best advice I got from here is to keep a small warehouse and buy single crates/sell them until you get a plane delivery. You never get the same delivery vehicle twice in a row as long as you stay in the same session so once you get a plane on a single crate you know you can sell your full large/medium warehouse and get trucks or tug boat. (Obviously best done solo in a lagged out session)

[Anasterian]

So I'm planning to buy the apartment-expansion-thing for my Office.

 

Then I realize, I'm basically paying like 400k for some high end apartment style functionality, except without the 10-car garage.

 

And then I think about it a tiny bit more... this is at 50% off. So normally R* expects you to pay 800k for the privilege of having a spawnpoint at your office. Wow, sh*t, R*, it's almost like you'd rather people bought the Del Perro apartment right next to the Maze Bank West office if they want this stuff.

 

 

I can't help but get the idea that if R* were to release a car like the Coquette now, they'd have you pay 800k for the base car, and another 400-600k for the customization options on it. I can totally see them releasing another Comet version that's the GTA4 one. AWD, similar performance, no spoiler. Same customization options or similar ones.

 

And then they go and slap a $1m pricetag on it, and make you pay 500k for the mods.

 

Like, wow, R*. I get the whole "but they need to make money, poor R*" but at this rate we'll see $100k pistols soon, and $50k melee weapons...

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Well I just lost 110 crates because of a f*cking NPC in a Valkyrie

 

So yeah, there's $2.3 million down the drain. Thanks a lot for giving me a f*cking Titan that can't defend itself.

... I feel your pain. Well, not all of it because mine was only 30 crates, but yeah, utter and complete bullsh*t. Don't know if it was the same as mine but I bet you were even down to the last drop-off and got downed real close to the drop?

 

The concept behind this nonsense and the half-wits in the circle jerk who all raised their hands in approval can be thrown off a bridge.

[xDatxJunkyx]

Session splits:

 

 

Urgh.

 

Laggy jets:

 

 

Urgh.

 

 

Question buddy,

 

You might've seen me mention this before, but are your Deathmatch options restricted? as in, the same sh*t is usually the one to pop up with your quick job option?

 

I.e: Run n' Gun maps?

 

Alongside the sheisty online servers, the Contact Missions and Deathmatches, something I truly enjoy, seem very dead.

[askinnywhitedildo]

 

Well I just lost 110 crates because of a f*cking NPC in a Valkyrie

 

So yeah, there's $2.3 million down the drain. Thanks a lot for giving me a f*cking Titan that can't defend itself.

 

Best advice I got from here is to keep a small warehouse and buy single crates/sell them until you get a plane delivery. You never get the same delivery vehicle twice in a row as long as you stay in the same session so once you get a plane on a single crate you know you can sell your full large/medium warehouse and get trucks or tug boat. (Obviously best done solo in a lagged out session)

 

Yeah, but I decided to be cocky and drop off every crate at once.

 

See, I just want the money to pile up in my office, I don't really care about the money itself. That $2.5 mill I lost would have probably covered my office over, and that's what hurts the most. I worked 5 days on that warehouse too...

 

So I'm planning to buy the apartment-expansion-thing for my Office.

 

Then I realize, I'm basically paying like 400k for some high end apartment style functionality, except without the 10-car garage.

 

And then I think about it a tiny bit more... this is at 50% off. So normally R* expects you to pay 800k for the privilege of having a spawnpoint at your office. Wow, sh*t, R*, it's almost like you'd rather people bought the Del Perro apartment right next to the Maze Bank West office if they want this stuff.

 

 

I can't help but get the idea that if R* were to release a car like the Coquette now, they'd have you pay 800k for the base car, and another 400-600k for the customization options on it. I can totally see them releasing another Comet version that's the GTA4 one. AWD, similar performance, no spoiler. Same customization options or similar ones.

 

And then they go and slap a $1m pricetag on it, and make you pay 500k for the mods.

 

Like, wow, R*. I get the whole "but they need to make money, poor R*" but at this rate we'll see $100k pistols soon, and $50k melee weapons...

And this is what I mean.

 

I told my friend all the benefits of being a CEO, not realizing he will go bankrupt in the process of it all.

 

I mean, it doesn't even have a heist board either. Like wtf. We know they did that on purpose so you will still be forced to have a apartment. Garages too.

[Zader]

Well, I was sitting in a loading screen between rounds where it was 1v6 in Power Play, getting ready to type out something about the team balancing option, when the laggy ass host disconnected, kicking me from the playlist with some error message about the job not restarting.

 

I was also told my bad sport rating went up for leaving a playlist before completion, which is nice.

[whywontyoulisten]

Got kicked from a session for being idle too long...literally seconds after completing a supply run.

[Anasterian]

That reminds me.

 

I'm not allowed to alt tab out of the game to do anything, like look up something about GTAO on the internet and whatnot. Why?

 

 

"Kicked for inactivity" in an invite only session where I'm alone. It's like, the timer is about 15 minutes in a Heist(for example, idk about other missions) but then if I tab out of the game for a minute outside of a mission, I'm kicked out. >_>

[Crazy_Cico007]

Why people always love to start team jobs with odd number of players? And why they switch between teams like idiots? Join team option need to be removed.Today I play drop zone 3 vs 3,I thought this will be good,but then job starts and 1(me) vs 5,really?

[A Maned Wolf]

Can anyone f*cking explain this:

 

[GIRR]

Can anyone f*cking explain this:

Clearly your face missed the ground was eager to meet it.

[Shadowfennekin]

Can't find a single Drop Zone or Power Play lobby..... all sh*tty Kill Quote lobbies..... -_-

[SPECTER II]

Double GTA cash doesnt seem to get people to play adversary modes. Do quadruple or quintuple.

[theNGclan]

Can people access O? Keeps saying unable to retrieve character data. Ffs R*....

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Can people access O? Keeps saying unable to retrieve character data. Ffs R*....

I'm good on X1 as of right now. Granted, in an IO lobby.

[Dacelo]

Literally every Kill Quota game I queue up for starts with like 5/6 people, why can't these impatient f*ckers just wait for a full lobby to start

[Black-Dragon96]

Literally every Kill Quota game I queue up for starts with like 5/6 people, why can't these impatient f*ckers just wait for a full lobby to start

Because of the timer that runs out.

 

My B&M: Killquota Loadout 1.

Seriously i love Killquota and i like all the loadouts except loadout 1. Whoever gets to the minigun first is nearly 100 % the winner of the match.