The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Shadowfennekin]

Enough with the Post Op vans, it's been a MONTH since I got boats, and two weeks since duffel bags......

 

 

And f*ck off Tequila. I'm fine getting that ONCE a day, but when you get it again and again and again throughout the day...... I just want something easy like packages INSIDE LOS SANTOS and not the damn desert. I've taken to yanking out my jet and going right to the desert and blowing my crates to hell when it puts sh*t up there. Vehicles I'm fine with as no matter what, only two people need to get up there and I know at least one person will arrive aside from me.

 

And for everyone who go "The fight is easy" f*ck off, that isn't the part I hate.

The part I hate is that people can SEE the crates inside Tequila but can't go inside so they wait by the door for you to come out then proceed to blow you to hell as you can't pull up the weapon wheel until you're outside. So basically if you don't have a big MC and a bigger group decides to come f*ck with you you're screwed.

[PetrolCB]

[Usernamegone]

If you're the type of person who sends in game texts calling another player a pussy, you are an absolute f*cking bag of dog sh*t. Knock that sh*t off you big bag of dicks.

[Makimoto-Jin]

Since the Bikers update,I'm almost certain there has not been a single day that I played without a cheater forcing me to switch sessions.

It makes me really sad that this is becoming a normal thing in this game.

[Skycam]

My turn to bitch about connection issues. Trying to play some contact missions today but nobody joins. A couple of the players that did were laggy as f*ck and disconnected half way through... sh*tty deals.

[DangerZ0neX]

A 2013 Ford Mustang and a 2012 Dodge Challenger get the interior and dashboard of a '67 Camaro.

 

Meanwhile, a 2nd gen Ford Econoline from the 60's gets an interior and dashboard that is more modern and luxurious than the current gen Ford E-150 in this game.

 

This type of inconsistency pisses me off so much, and besides the fact that it costs over 20 folds of its modern counterpart costs, it is retarded that it's labeled as a classic Dodge when it's based on a goddamn classic Ford!

 

It should've been called the Vapid Speedo Classic you morons, who came up with this decision, Jeremy from accounting who doesn't know sh*t about cars or the game?

Edited November 26, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[Cackling Jack]

I am so sick of having to sign cock*tars terms and conditions, Then I have to go into my settings and change everything again for the 15th time this week!

 

#rant over

[Skeve613]

Outfits all wiped on my second character, just a week after all my outfits vanished on the main guy. Had to spend 20 minutes clothing shopping to find everything again instead of actually playing the game (I hate looking for virtual clothing almost as much as looking for real clothing).

 

Sad part is none of the outfits were glitched this time, so I can conclusively say it was random incompetence on R*'s part instead of them having a vendetta against police outfits.

[Wtfdontlickme]

*New to Gta forums*

 

F*CK YOU LV 1000 WITH YOUR GHOSTED ORGANIZATION AND HYDRA.

I killed him with my hydra 34-9. Yeah how's that, then he kept inviting me to a run & gun. No thanks.

[EkaSwede]

A 2013 Ford Mustang and a 2012 Dodge Challenger get the interior and dashboard of a '67 Camaro.

 

Meanwhile, a 2nd gen Ford Econoline from the 60's gets an interior and dashboard that is more modern and luxurious than the current gen Ford E-150 in this game.

 

This type of inconsistency pisses me off so much, and besides the fact that it costs over 20 folds of its modern counterpart costs, it is retarded that it's labeled as a classic Dodge when it's based on a goddamn classic Ford!

 

It should've been called the Vapid Speedo Classic you morons, who came up with this decision, Jeremy from accounting who doesn't know sh*t about cars or the game?

I know, right?

 

Especially when THIS pops up on your loading screen

 

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/180537512451030025/5B7B05EF889A07DFB7AB2A208C33EA730E5AE5B6/

 

Sorry, it's a steam picture.

[Growlmon]

f*ck right off with this garbage.

 

 

[Skycam]

Passive abusers the bottom of the barrel, right next to God mode cheating and wall breachers. If you use passive to kill or to avoid death after killing, you are whats wrong with this game. Sad.

[Skycam]

Cooldown timers are terrible. I'm just standing around waiting to launch a job. 3:30 left. *sigh*

 

Edit: mission took less than 3 minutes.

Edited November 27, 2016 by Skycam

[nascar2015]

it wont let me Submit a Request at Rockstar support

 

[Growlmon]

it wont let me Submit a Request at Rockstar support

 

Oh my sweet summer child

 

 

EDIT: B&M: At this point I only play this game to laugh at it. My biggest passtime in this game is sitting at an intersection in Paleto Bay watching traffic f*ck itself at an intersection that only has traffic lights on one road but not the other.

Edited November 27, 2016 by Growlmon

[Anasterian]

Why did R* have to make it so only one heist has a decent payout at the end?

 

I got so burned out from farming Pacific Standard that I haven't logged on for the last 2 or 3 days. I just can't be bothered.

 

Friends play only PSJ pretty much, and the odd contact mission.

 

And why do I expect to load up the game on DLC release day and realize I can't even afford to buy half of the content without farming up some more -PSJ credits- money?

Edited November 27, 2016 by Anasterian

[Forza Harrd]

Outfits all wiped on my second character, just a week after all my outfits vanished on the main guy. Had to spend 20 minutes clothing shopping to find everything again instead of actually playing the game (I hate looking for virtual clothing almost as much as looking for real clothing).

 

Sad part is none of the outfits were glitched this time, so I can conclusively say it was random incompetence on R*'s part instead of them having a vendetta against police outfits.

 

You could have just gone to your closet.

[Opzeker]

Why did R* have to make it so only one heist has a decent payout at the end?

 

I got so burned out from farming Pacific Standard that I haven't logged on for the last 2 or 3 days. I just can't be bothered.

 

Friends play only PSJ pretty much, and the odd contact mission.

 

And why do I expect to load up the game on DLC release day and realize I can't even afford to buy half of the content without farming up some more -PSJ credits- money?

"For when the One Great Scorer comes

To mark against your name,

He writes not that you won or lost

But how you played the Game."

 

When your gameplay turns into a grind, to enjoy the game,

Turn the gameplay around, to start enjoying your game.

If the grind was the sole purpose, it's time to play another game.

[xDatxJunkyx]

A 2013 Ford Mustang and a 2012 Dodge Challenger get the interior and dashboard of a '67 Camaro.

 

Meanwhile, a 2nd gen Ford Econoline from the 60's gets an interior and dashboard that is more modern and luxurious than the current gen Ford E-150 in this game.

 

This type of inconsistency pisses me off so much, and besides the fact that it costs over 20 folds of its modern counterpart costs, it is retarded that it's labeled as a classic Dodge when it's based on a goddamn classic Ford!

 

It should've been called the Vapid Speedo Classic you morons, who came up with this decision, Jeremy from accounting who doesn't know sh*t about cars or the game?

 

 

Same sh*t goes with the f*cking Tornado (57 Bel air) having the interior of a 70s car, alongside the blackfin and other classics... I wish the correct designs were there for the classic cars, like the types of White lines, etc.

 

Still waiting on the manana and the peyote for their lowrider treatment..

 

All in all, the interior designs of a majority of the cars are extremely lazy.

 

Cooldown timers are terrible. I'm just standing around waiting to launch a job. 3:30 left. *sigh*

 

Edit: mission took less than 3 minutes.

 

Don't even get me started... I try looking for some nonconventional DM's and all I get is "Trapped in concrete" or other R N G games that I have no interest in playing... I think its because the gameplay is stale, so the population isn't quite there...

 

Or R* servers are disgustingly bad, you can barely stay in session without people lagging out en masse... You know, with all the stupid adversary modes they keep adding into the game, we could have 50 missions and how many new survivals to play. Think about that.

Edited November 27, 2016 by xDatxJunkyx

[Wtfdontlickme]

 

A 2013 Ford Mustang and a 2012 Dodge Challenger get the interior and dashboard of a '67 Camaro.

 

Meanwhile, a 2nd gen Ford Econoline from the 60's gets an interior and dashboard that is more modern and luxurious than the current gen Ford E-150 in this game.

 

This type of inconsistency pisses me off so much, and besides the fact that it costs over 20 folds of its modern counterpart costs, it is retarded that it's labeled as a classic Dodge when it's based on a goddamn classic Ford!

 

It should've been called the Vapid Speedo Classic you morons, who came up with this decision, Jeremy from accounting who doesn't know sh*t about cars or the game?

 

Same sh*t goes with the f*cking Tornado (57 Bel air) having the interior of a 70s car, alongside the blackfin and other classics... I wish the correct designs were there for the classic cars, like the types of White lines, etc.

 

Still waiting on the manana and the peyote for their lowrider treatment..

 

All in all, the interior designs of a majority of the cars are extremely lazy.

 

Cooldown timers are terrible. I'm just standing around waiting to launch a job. 3:30 left. *sigh*

 

Edit: mission took less than 3 minutes.

Don't even get me started... I try looking for some nonconventional DM's and all I get is "Trapped in concrete" or other R N G games that I have no interest in playing... I think its because the gameplay is stale, so the population isn't quite there...

 

Or R* servers are disgustingly bad, you can barely stay in session without people lagging out en masse... You know, with all the stupid adversary modes they keep adding into the game, we could have 50 missions and how many new survivals to play. Think about that.

 

HAVE YOU SEEN THE REAPERS INTERIOR. MUSCLE CAR STEERING WHEEL ON IT.

[wut]

So sick of being ages away from my car, then it says I'm to close to request it

[-LN-]

I am so sick of having to sign cock*tars terms and conditions, Then I have to go into my settings and change everything again for the 15th time this week!

 

#rant over

 

If you're on PS4, try closing the application on the calibration screen before accepting. Generally, when you reload, it will not prompt you to do this again and your settings will remain as they were. I don't know if this has changed; I haven't had it happen in quite sometime, but I do know that it worked in the past.

Edited November 27, 2016 by -LN-

[Tao Cheng]

The heist lobby for old gen consoles.

[Slonitram]

Started my MC in a full session. Cool. I invite some people to come join it so we can do stuff together so my evening isn't consisted of riding my bike around until I get shot, and would you look at that, exactly one guy joins. Also cool. Said guy is all the way across the map in motherf*cking Paleto Bay and has the nerve to message me with the in-game phone and say "pick me up" like I'm his Uber driver. But alright, I'm not super pissed off at the game yet so I can do that. I'll just get my Nightblade and waste precious time by going all the way up to that place.

 

Getting there, I see the guy next to the mod shop. With a f*cking Zentorno parked next to him. Needless to say, I casually turned off Friendly Fire for the MC as he got on my bike, while I got off and shot the f*ck out of him with the Assault Shotgun, immediatelly switching sessions out of anger. At least the damn car wasn't chrome, though.

[Non Funkable Token]

^Just invite him to your clubhouse, insta teleport.

[Neo 2708]

Had all my saved outfits removed today, thank you R* ... i had nothing bad, no invisible clothes or police outfits, just the black holdall, but for some reason i still have the biker jacket with t shirt under it which my caricature has on.

Oh well, time to restock.

[Mr_Zombly]

So I was baby sitting for my sister last night and her husband came home from work this morning, he's a removal man.

 

He told me that he had to move rockstar's London office.

 

All of the workers were given a bullet key-ring with the R* logo on it and a zippo lighter I think, and one of the workers slipped him a copy of gta v ps4 at the end too.

I wish I'd been there, I would have had a lot of f*cking questions lol.

Edited November 27, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[Black-Dragon96]

Had all my saved outfits removed today, thank you R* ... i had nothing bad, no invisible clothes or police outfits, just the black holdall, but for some reason i still have the biker jacket with t shirt under it which my caricature has on.

Oh well, time to restock.

Well that sucks.

By the way:

For the guys who lost their policeoutfit, there is a new glitch at sevensins, working for xbox one, ps4 and pc.

[Nerfgoth]

Was planning to do the time trial! Changed spawn point, ended up in a public session on my own.Well no problem just find a new session! New session and all alone! Third time I found a lobby with some players! Told my assistant to bring out my car! Exiting the arcadus business center and I lagged out... Damn rockstar get your stuff together!

[EkaSwede]

I know that selling at 1 bar is the best thing to do, but I've been doing crates on the side and my product built up. Got the 4 Baggers to trucks sell mission. After I delivered the second Bagger into the truck and with about 20 minutes left or so, I drive away and then this:

 

 

I was alone in the session and the bikes just disappear. It's funny how it started despawning them when I've done 2 bikes as opposed to 3 as if it read my mind when I tried circumventing it.

 

But seriously, this grinds my gears.