The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Pedinhuh]

Man, if there is something I will avoid like a plague when my PS4 arrives, is Biker work.

 

Seriously, I had enough being spammed by Ron and Simeon on Last Gen, but eventually they dropped their sh*t and left me alone, but going by what you guys says here about LJT, I can safely say I will be keeping my money

[Forza Harrd]

Man, if there is something I will avoid like a plague when my PS4 arrives, is Biker work.

 

Seriously, I had enough being spammed by Ron and Simeon on Last Gen, but eventually they dropped their sh*t and left me alone, but going by what you guys says here about LJT, I can safely say I will be keeping my money

 

Don't go by what they say. If you keep your supplies up, the only time he calls you is if you get raided. Which doesn't happen very often (I've been raided three times in a week and a half).

 

The few times he has called me to tell me I was out of supplies I actually appreciated it because I like to keep my production going. And last night I shut down the only business I have that isn't glitching unlimited supplies, so I don't think I'm going to be getting many calls at all.

[Opzeker]

 

Lester won't stop calling even though I shut down all my businesses. Waste of pissing time and money this biker crap, CEO is better in every way.

Yup, got to agree.

 

Buying that coke warehouse was a horrible idea.

Buy supplies for your business, and close down immediately.

You won't be called anymore.

[MVX11V]

Just a normal day again on PC.

-turn on computer

-launch GTA:O

-encounter "modders"

-log off

 

Sorry for the stuttering. MSI Afterburner is interfering with my video recording software.

 

I don't know if it's modderz is it? I've been getting this kind of thing on Xbone a lot recently as I'm partial to a decent bounty hunt. I have found that the player has actually died and respawned whilst I'm still shooting and being amazed that they aren't going down. Literally they came and killed me from behind whilst I was shooting at where I was seeing they were in front of me. To them, I must have been shooting at nothing perhaps?

One player had even left the lobby and it still had him marked up and taking hits. Others take a tonne of bullets but go down eventually.

But each time the characteristic is the same, the character does not move whilst taking hits.

 

And...

 

 

When you kill a bounty and they respawn with the bounty icon still attached... for quite a while too in some cases. Poor.

[Schumy7]

When become this game a solid game? Hope after next update.

[Anasterian]

Why does R* get away with having the game in a completely buggy mess of a state? It's been well over a month since Bikers released. People were losing outfits, some report despawning vehicles in MC sales, I lost all my ammo recently, the Chimera is bugged, the game is a complete mess. I tried to make a coke sale once, took me 5 attempts and switching the session before the game actually let me start the mission. It ruined my %completed sales stat.

 

Not even a single hotfix. Nothing. Broken cars don't get fixed. If the next update adds a car with a glitch, well tough luck. No fix for at least 2 months, but realistically never since R* just doesn't fix sh*t.

 

They don't even seem to be testing this sh*t. I heard Bikers was delayed because they had 'issues'. I'm guessing the game bluescreened the PC version and forced a hard-reset of the console versions because I can't imagine R* slowing down to fix anything lesser than that.

 

Cars get thrown into random classes, Moonbeam in Muscle, Drift Tampa in Sports, Schafter V12 Armored in Sedans, Banshee 900R and Sultan RS in Supers.

 

R* gets away anyway. Somehow.

[A Maned Wolf]

Why does R* get away with having the game in a completely buggy mess of a state? It's been well over a month since Bikers released. People were losing outfits, some report despawning vehicles in MC sales, I lost all my ammo recently, the Chimera is bugged, the game is a complete mess. I tried to make a coke sale once, took me 5 attempts and switching the session before the game actually let me start the mission. It ruined my %completed sales stat.

 

Not even a single hotfix. Nothing. Broken cars don't get fixed. If the next update adds a car with a glitch, well tough luck. No fix for at least 2 months, but realistically never since R* just doesn't fix sh*t.

 

They don't even seem to be testing this sh*t. I heard Bikers was delayed because they had 'issues'. I'm guessing the game bluescreened the PC version and forced a hard-reset of the console versions because I can't imagine R* slowing down to fix anything lesser than that.

 

Cars get thrown into random classes, Moonbeam in Muscle, Drift Tampa in Sports, Schafter V12 Armored in Sedans, Banshee 900R and Sultan RS in Supers.

 

R* gets away anyway. Somehow.

Ask the millions of R* loyalist who think R* can do no wrong...

And T2, for turning the entire series at this point into a kids-for-cash generating game.

[Khephera]

I don't know if it's modderz is it? I've been getting this kind of thing on Xbone a lot recently as I'm partial to a decent bounty hunt. I have found that the player has actually died and respawned whilst I'm still shooting and being amazed that they aren't going down. Literally they came and killed me from behind whilst I was shooting at where I was seeing they were in front of me. To them, I must have been shooting at nothing perhaps?

One player had even left the lobby and it still had him marked up and taking hits. Others take a tonne of bullets but go down eventually.

But each time the characteristic is the same, the character does not move whilst taking hits.

 

And...

 

 

When you kill a bounty and they respawn with the bounty icon still attached... for quite a while too in some cases. Poor.

Sure, there can be some lags here and there and I know of that little delay of the bounty icon, but I've never seen a lag when shooting someone that lasts over a minute (up to two minutes actually, the vid is just one minute and he didn't die). And giving the fact that there is at least one "modder" in almost every public session on PC again, I don't buy it.

 

B&M: I still have a cold -.-

Edited November 24, 2016 by Khephera_87_GER

[Schumy7]

"There will be no dawn for hydra amateurs"

[Dacelo]

I'm tired of getting matched with people with internet so sh*t they kill me around corners and through walls. If your internet provider is McDonalds don't play online games please.

[Sugarfoot]

This must be play heist finale on normal or easy day.

Edited November 24, 2016 by UNRULYWOE

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

So, some asshole was killing me for no reason the other night while trying to get sum coke supplies. I message them, "f*ck you for messing up others fun for your own" and "to grow the f*ck up". Apparently this little safe space seeking, twat waffle, reported my insanely offensive message and I was given a 1 day communications ban... I sent and recieved wayyy worse messages on 360 and no bullsh*t in all the YEARS, but less than 1 month on X1 and I get targeted for telling kids the reality of their behavior. Holy hell do I hate kids and X1s "enforcement" team...FOH.

[askinnywhitedildo]

So, some asshole was killing me for no reason the other night while trying to get sum coke supplies. I message them, "f*ck you for messing up others fun for your own" and "to grow the f*ck up". Apparently this little safe space seeking, twat waffle, reported my insanely offensive message and I was given a 1 day communications ban... I sent and recieved wayyy worse messages on 360 and no bullsh*t in all the YEARS, but less than 1 month on X1 and I get targeted for telling kids the reality of their behavior. Holy hell do I hate kids and X1s "enforcement" team...FOH.

Anyone who reports a message is a pussy.

 

I have to watch myself on mic these days too. Who know's who's recording what. We're playing one of the most violent games there is, and we can't even tell people to f*ck off in the game.

[Dacelo]

[puredorian]

f*cking black screen bug happening every time now I try to sell sh*t from bikers, f*cking months passed and no fix, but MORE ADVERSARY 2X sh*t

 

Screw you Rockstar, it's time to fix sh*t before putting more sh*t.

[MVX11V]

In general, swearing is a sure sign someone is mad. One can make them even madder by ignoring their squeaks, reporting their potty mouth and blocking, but stay in the lobby for further fun and entertainment.

If you swear and curse you will give off the impression that you've lost the plot and people or 'pussys' as you put it, can feed off of this.

I had such an encounter last night when some dude decided to drive up 3 storeys of car park to my location, crept up to me in his car and then wondered why I shot his pixilated brains through the headrest. Needless to say, all that caper resulted in receiving waves of filthy messages from someone who hadn't quite grasped the English language and a stalker with a horrendous aim and poor driving control following me around for an hour! He eventually got bored/ shot a bit and hopefully some anger management. So it may be worth a thought that those who report are just getting one up in the 5hits and giggles department and doing it for their personal pleasure.

 

When the fun stops... Stop.

[Silencer555]

Freaking physics engine.

[Covid 19]

I've had enough with the god damn disconnection problems this game has!

 

 

I love this series, I've been playing GTA since the ps1 days but GTA Online has ruined R* games.

[Xiled]

Apparently "delays" the biker update for 2 months because they were having "issues". Well the bikers update is once of the glitchiest bug filled updates in the entire game. Countless amounts of money glitches, more "errors" joining sessions than he heists update, interaction menu being buggy, heavy sniper not giving damage when hit sometimes, "stanced" cars getting removed, glitchy payouts for adversary modes, gta stunt races not possible, randomly getting 2 star wanted levels for getting near your personal car, and the list can go on from here.

Edited November 24, 2016 by Xiled

[JoeBoneless]

Last time I'm gonna say anything about people invading every possible thread to complain about how other play- goes for anything. Ain't no right or wrong way to play.

[hugh750]

Apparently "delays" the biker update for 2 months because they were having "issues". Well the bikers update is once of the glitchiest bug filled updates in the entire game. Countless amounts of money glitches, more "errors" joining sessions than he heists update, interaction menu being buggy, heavy sniper not giving damage when hit sometimes, "stanced" cars getting removed, glitchy payouts for adversary modes, gta stunt races not possible, randomly getting 2 star wanted levels for getting near your personal car, and the list can go on from here.

the getting a two star wanted level bug must have found it's wave to the last gen because it's been happening to me after getting killed by cops and i go near my pv.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I'm tired of getting matched with people with internet so sh*t they kill me around corners and through walls. If your internet provider is McDonalds don't play online games please.

To be fair(in case you wonder, my internet is not the best but it ain't sh*tty either) you can blame the sh*tty p2p for that i think

 

edit: not sure if i like the complaints about the game in general im reading here...means it is indeed worse then ever(i'd say ps3 gtao is less broke), but then again, i kinda like seeing people not wishing for content anymore but just fixes

Edited November 24, 2016 by Darth Absentis

[J-Scott-D]

I've been trying to sell two custom blue Sanding XL's on my wife's character for the past few days and I kept getting a "This vehicle cannot be modified" tooltip pop up. It's the tooltip that pops up when to ride up to the LSC door on a bicycle.

 

I drove the damn things into the ocean so I wouldn't have to look at them any more.

 

It's now apparently impossible to "Move a vehicle into storage" when you drive up to a full garage and you have slots open at other properties.

[BunsJiggle]

MrBossFTW use one of my snapmatic for his 10 christmas features dlc as click bait thumbnail

(I know his not very well like by forum members here)

My B*tch & Moan is took him long enough jk

a lil shout out would of been cool.

[KreatiivFox]

MrBossFTW use one of my snapmatic for his 10 christmas features dlc as click bait thumbnail

(I know his not very well like by forum members here)

 

My B*tch & Moan is took him long enough jk

 

a lil shout out would of been cool.

 

Everytime you use WOULD OF instead of WOULD'VE, a puppy dies.

[Covid 19]

 

MrBossFTW use one of my snapmatic for his 10 christmas features dlc as click bait thumbnail

(I know his not very well like by forum members here)

 

My B*tch & Moan is took him long enough jk

 

a lil shout out would of been cool.

Everytime you use WOULD OF instead of WOULD'VE, a puppy dies.

That's great! I hate puppies...

[ciel]

Session hopping once again because the game won't let me access my computer in my office even though I'm in a public session. f*cksake.

[Hunter]

 

I'll give you an error joining the session.

[Nacho Z]

The Tequi la la bar fight resupply mission is disappointing. It feels like there were two guys involved in it's introduction, guy A has the solid if uninspired idea that bikers and bar fights go together and hands it over to guy B, who is pissed off that guy A is shagging his wife and so does everything possible to make it as crap as he can.

 

It honestly couldn't be any worse. To add insult to injury it shows a full interior, including a pool table, that can only be accessed during a particularly painful ballache of a mission.

[Khephera]

Srsly...
So I just launched GTA:O today, spawned at the clothing store and heard some bang bang down the street. So I decided to take a look at what this little pinky dot is doing there...

(hihihi someone was already trying to vote kick him)

Yeah, I think I'm going to watch a movie instead Edited November 24, 2016 by Khephera_87_GER