The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Hunter]

Seriously, just get rid of the post vans. I refuse to play something that's been designed so I can't get all the money on my own. F*ck off with that.

 

I've never seen anyone who likes them, just get rid of them.

 

Pretty much kills the business to me, to be honest.

[Silencer555]

^Agreed, if they were gone or seriously upgraded, I would actually bother to pay attention to MC stuff.

[Silencer555]

Traffic plz don't spawn kill me.

[-KM-]

Lester won't stop calling even though I shut down all my businesses. Waste of pissing time and money this biker crap, CEO is better in every way.

Edited November 24, 2016 by -KM-

[askinnywhitedildo]

Lester won't stop calling even though I shut down all my businesses. Waste of pissing time and money this biker crap, CEO is better in every way.

Yup, got to agree.

 

Buying that coke warehouse was a horrible idea.

[Skycam]

Traffic plz don't spawn kill me.

 

Ohh come on now.. that was totally your fault. You ran into the street without looking and pulled up your rpg spooking the NPC. even if the NPC stopped, aiming a weapon in the middle of the street scares people.

 

Edit: my [email protected] I don't know how to make gifs like yours.

Edited November 24, 2016 by Skycam

[Silencer555]

^Yeah, sure, totally my fault. Didn't even point my RPG at that guy. Plus it was only for a split second, civilian NPCs do not react like that normally.

[Skycam]

^Yeah, sure, totally my fault. Didn't even point my RPG at that guy. Plus it was only for a split second, civilian NPCs do not react like that normally.

Sure they do, at least from my experience (especially on the highway). If you aren't looking at them they aren't stopping.

[Silencer555]

Yeah, but that's not a highway at all. The traffic was acting all odd that time. Hell, then explain why that Mule truck was driving on the opposite lane? They usually don't do that unless they're in a state of panic via an explosion/gunshot earlier.

[Skycam]

Yeah, but that's not a highway at all. The traffic was acting all odd that time. Hell, then explain why that Mule truck was driving on the opposite lane? They usually don't do that unless they're in a state of panic via an explosion/gunshot earlier.

Well i said "especially" on the highway. your right they did seem spooked already but I don't know what was going on before you spawned and it doesn't change the fact you ran into the street without looking for cars.

[Skycam]

Why were you spawning? What killed you down the street? the truck was coming from where you died it looks like. What was that yellow dot that appeared when you got killed? Why didn't you look both ways? Why did you fire the missle in the first place.... I just became curious is all, now I want to know the whole story. You don't have to share though. The npc traffic can be a pain in just noticed you didn't look for cars which sparked my original comment.

[Dacelo]

I've never seen anyone who likes them, just get rid of them.

Hi

Step vans are cool and I don't want them to get removed. In fact I want them to be added as a PV with mods available.

-D.B. Cooper

[Silencer555]

^^I was driving a stolen motorcycle and got instantly killed by a street lamp.

The yellow dot appeared for some reason after I died, it's where I had to be in order to start and maintain a wanted level until I get some biker supplies.

99% of the time you don't have to worry about getting hit by an NPC car within 3 seconds of spawning, so looking both ways is usually not worth it(Not when what you need to do takes only 0.2 seconds). Plus that truck was a perfect way to start a wanted level, didn't want to miss it.

Edited November 24, 2016 by Silencer555

[Skycam]

Hmm.. well, I didn't mean to put you on the spot or anything. I just know I make sure to look both ways because if I don't what happened to you would happen to me. Which is why I said it was your fault.

 

Maybe your death scared the traffic. Anyways nice gif, nice shot, and nice quick weapon selection. 🖒

[Hunter]

 

I've never seen anyone who likes them, just get rid of them.

Hi

Step vans are cool and I don't want them to get removed. In fact I want them to be added as a PV with mods available.

*picture of van, snipped*

-D.B. Cooper

 

Fair enough. Ok then, let's just have mods and upgrades to the current ones so they can go at a half-decent speed.

[Silencer555]

GET THE f*ck OUTTA HERE WITH THIS BULLsh*t

[A Maned Wolf]

^lol, just like failing Ef'n Lazers cause the jet catches fire as I open the canopy.

[Hunter]

 

^No thanks; go away.

 

 

^You can go away as well.

 

 

^And you can get some proper armour for f*ck's sake.

Edited November 24, 2016 by Hunter

[Irish45455]

^ Flew my Savage for the first time in a long while. Barely nudged a lamp post while landing and it starts belching black smoke. Like, are you serious right now? One lousy nudge and it starts smoking like a chimney? How does that make any type of sense? Oh, right, I forgot. This is GTA, nothing makes sense.

Edited November 24, 2016 by Irish45455

[Hunter]

^ Flew my Savage for the first time in a long while. Barely nudged a lamp post while landing and it starts belching black smoke. Like, are you serious right now? One lousy nudge and it starts smoking like a chimney? How does that make any type of sense? Oh, right, I forgot. This is GTA, nothing makes sense.

What makes it even worse is that in one of the free mode events, it has actual proper armour:

 

 

 

(Video courtesy of Mr_Zombly, originally posted here).

 

It's like, whenever they make a mission or whatever that involves something, and it's clear the thing's too weak or strong, they give change it. The Savage there, the Valkyrie in the heist, the way the cops are gone/toned down in some vip/biker work, etc.

 

How about instead of putting little plasters on the game's problems when needed, they actually address them full stop?

[Professional Amateur]

Plot twist: jet blip was a Besra.

 

Honestly though, most of those jet tryhards are absolute trash and deserve a week without ghost org, OTR, passive mode, explosives or the marksman rife. Did anyone else enjoy the time where civil planes, Besra jets and choppers flew together without worrying about Hydra jump jets and homing launcher? I do love the Hydra Harrier as a jet, but it just brings out the saddest bunch of people. The P-996 LAZER boys can be a hell spawn too, but at least they have to go piss off elsewhere to steal one. Although, going on this tangent makes me remember some LAZER pilot who absolutely schooled me with the Heavy Sniper. Props to him, hope he still snipes like that instead of marksman strafing.

 

I've even seen people doing the marksman dance in BF1! It was funny to nail them with a headshot, thanks to my trusty Gewehr 98.

 

Oh, sneaky Savage armour! Wish there was a way to glitch it out so it didn't self destruct right after since that's the closest thing to a proper attack chopper/gunship.

Edited November 24, 2016 by Professional Amateur

[-LN-]

I played Rockets Versus Insurgents for the first time in probably a few months; suddenly I am reminded why I had taken a long break.

 

Why must random teammates be completely oblivious or just downright douchey? Every time I had the round where you have the RPG, I had two people that either could not take a general position or they kept trying to knock me out of mine. One guy just kept running back and forth in front of me and someone else--as if he were some sort of Marksman Rifle strafer on coke. When my back is to the wall and I'm firing multiple RPGs at incoming Insurgents, do you really think it benefits either of us if you decide to walk right in front of me and cause me to commit suicide?

 

When I was on the Insurgent side, I had someone who kept trying to jump into my Insurgent to ride along with me (which serves no purpose at all except to give the other team two kills instead of one if they blow up my vehicle) and one person who kept purposely running into some of us as we were driving, was trying to spin us out, and did his/her best with knocking us off course when we were lining up for the jump.

 

Of course, there was also the fact that several people quit right after the first round, leaving my team severely outnumbered.

 

Typical experience these days.

Edited November 24, 2016 by -LN-

[V4S]

THIS F'N JUMP

 

Ok ok, maybe I'll take it easy on it...

 

 

 

Edited November 24, 2016 by V4S

[-LN-]

THIS F'N JUMP

 

Ok ok, maybe I'll take it easy on it...

 

 

 

 

It's so frustrating!

 

I wasted 60K with three attempts earlier; twice with the Shotaro, once with the Drag. I went off the same edge twice after being caught in someone's slipstream and went off a different edge trying to catch up to someone.

 

I'm definitely done as well; hopefully we'll get something better (and actually properly working) next week. I also don't know what it is about what I mentioned earlier; my Shotaro seems to be under-performing, I'm doing something completely wrong, or the race is just that broken. Before I died in one of the attempts, someone passed me and kept pulling further and further away like before. I even took it to LSC right after to check the upgrades, but they were all there. I really don't know what it is going on at all.

 

It's managed to drive me a bit out of my mind.

[Mr_Zombly]

decide to do a selling mission for cocaine factory

 

only half way full

 

f*ck it, I'll get less vehicles, I'm on my own anyway

 

walk out to four bikes

Edited November 24, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[V4S]

It's so frustrating!

 

 

 

I wasted 60K with three attempts earlier; twice with the Shotaro, once with the Drag. I went off the same edge twice after being caught in someone's slipstream and went off a different edge trying to catch up to someone.

 

I'm definitely done as well; hopefully we'll get something better (and actually properly working) next week. I also don't know what it is about what I mentioned earlier; my Shotaro seems to be under-performing, I'm doing something completely wrong, or the race is just that broken. Before I died in one of the attempts, someone passed me and kept pulling further and further away like before. I even took it to LSC right after to check the upgrades, but they were all there. I really don't know what it is going on at all.

 

It's managed to drive me a bit out of my mind.

 

I only played the race once today and that was the capture of me just just going to a complete dead stop and i sill managed to pull a 5:59 surprisingly. Its definitely a one a day no more kinda thing. I felt my Shotaro was under performing during the last premium race, sometimes I'd barely make it up the that one ramp once you exit the tunnel. I don't know what yours could be? Maybe try doing a solo race 3 laps and taking note of the lap times and compare them to the PR version (if you ever do them again).

[Error2k]

Unsold cocaine that you don't have enough time to deliever should be just transported back to factory.

[-LN-]

I only played the race once today and that was the capture of me just just going to a complete dead stop and i sill managed to pull a 5:59 surprisingly. Its definitely a one a day no more kinda thing. I felt my Shotaro was under performing during the last premium race, sometimes I'd barely make it up the that one ramp once you exit the tunnel. I don't know what yours could be? Maybe try doing a solo race 3 laps and taking note of the lap times and compare them to the PR version (if you ever do them again).

 

I'm such a sucker for punishment sometimes that I may give it another go before it ends. I always tell myself, "never again!" but then I load into a session and click join 'Premium Race'. That's a great idea though; I definitely want to test it and see if it is something tied to that race. That does indeed suck, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that it's a bit off at times here.

 

I'll keep you posted on what happens!

[Mr_Zombly]

decide to give that new imaginative deathmatch with rules a try

 

thanks for another sh*t down my throat rockstar

 

more f*cking crab sh*t to clutter up adversary modes

 

had a f*cking spanish 10 year old lvl 1 on my team constantly shouting eh f*ck you when he died too.

 

 

I can't f*cking believe rockstar are still trying to push pvp modes

 

 

Imagine for a minute that they actually cared about releasing a quality update, how much mental gymnastics would it take to see this pile of sh*t as acceptable.

Edited November 24, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[EkaSwede]

Getting the PostOp vans

 

LJT: "We're attempting some discretion by pretending we're the postal delivery, hehe"

 

*3 seconds later*

 

THE ENTIRE SESSION HAS BEEN ALERTED BY YOUR ACTIVITES!

 

So much for "discretion".

 

I bet that stupid chuckle he gives off is when he alerts the entire session so they can destroy your easy target.

Edited November 24, 2016 by EkaSwede