The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[TheFroggmann]

Don't you hate it when your own plans backfire on you?

 

Yea, NEVER jump out of a moving helicopter. The helicopter gods will punish you for this...

 

 

[No Use For A Name]

 

FML

[Silencer555]

^The only thing to top it off is if a mugger robs you of your $4 a few seconds later. Would be absolutely priceless.

[-LN-]

 

I tried the new Premium Race, had the lead for a bit, but fell back to second place. However, during the final lap, I took a jump wrong and crashed/died. I was hoping to just re-spawn and continue on, but this is what happened instead:

 

 

I could not get past this; it kept re-spawning me over and over again on foot--my only option was to close the session and game.

 

Way to go, R*! Thanks for breaking even more things.

pffft stop whining! just land on the track!......... oh wait

 

 

Yeah, this weeks premium race is mostly definitely broken all around this time. This may even be worse than the bug where you couldn't select your vehicle.

 

Unfortunately, I can't see them doing anything about it until the new one is released next week--if even then.

[_Tacts]

Kill last enemy player, subsequently committing suicide in LTS. Lose the round despite them a) dying first; b) the game registering their death first.

 

This game is so disappointingly let down and frustrating due to Rockstar's bullsh*t and failure to correct glaring errors.

[ciel]

Thanks Rockstar for letting me know my recordings wont work in the editor at this time but I haven't been recording sh*t.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

WHAT.EXE

Thats a couple of stone blocks spawning in....still bullsh*t indeed though.

[OBeef619]

Why is JOIN team even an option in Adversary Mode?

 

Waiting to load...nice 4v4...load in 7v1....

 

Just a waste of time for everyone, win or lose.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

So I just bought a brand spanking new Windsor and I'm cruising through Vinewood Hills real slow enjoying the moment. Enjoying my virtual wealth and success and how smooth this car is. I had turned passive mode off to roll my driver's side window down via the middle finger and forgot to re-enable it. Well. Some twat in a Buzzard comes along and tries to shoot missiles at me. Boy I burst out laughing! Little sh*t couldn't aim to save his life. Calmly, I put passive back on and his dumb ass couldn't take the hint. Guess he didn't know what passive mode was? Well unfortunately while having missiles shot at you does no damage to you or your car, it does blow out all of the windows... Pissed me tf off.

 

Another thing that annoys me is when people follow you. So I parked my car, the same car, at a church in Del Perro so I could browse my phone irl. I finish and some jackass in a red Dubsta is right next to me. I'm in passive of course but he's like "who is this" so I calmly drive off. He follows me. I hit the gas and he's right on my ass for about 3 miles. I had to shake him by pulling some maneuvers and then went off the radar. In-game paparazzi lol?

[ten-a-penny]

So I just bought a brand spanking new Windsor and I'm cruising through Vinewood Hills real slow enjoying the moment. Enjoying my virtual wealth and success and how smooth this car is. I had turned passive mode off to roll my driver's side window down via the middle finger and forgot to re-enable it. Well. Some twat in a Buzzard comes along and tries to shoot missiles at me. Boy I burst out laughing! Little sh*t couldn't aim to save his life. Calmly, I put passive back on and his dumb ass couldn't take the hint. Guess he didn't know what passive mode was? Well unfortunately while having missiles shot at you does no damage to you or your car, it does blow out all of the windows... Pissed me tf off.

 

Another thing that annoys me is when people follow you. So I parked my car, the same car, at a church in Del Perro so I could browse my phone irl. I finish and some jackass in a red Dubsta is right next to me. I'm in passive of course but he's like "who is this" so I calmly drive off. He follows me. I hit the gas and he's right on my ass for about 3 miles. I had to shake him by pulling some maneuvers and then went off the radar. In-game paparazzi lol?

He's obviously jealous of your ride.

[Black-Dragon96]

Why is JOIN team even an option in Adversary Mode?

 

Waiting to load...nice 4v4...load in 7v1....

 

Just a waste of time for everyone, win or lose.

Well i won a 3 vs me killquota yesterday but 7 vs 1 is pretty hard.

In some cases, playing alone can make it easier for you to win. They have only one target to get their kills together you have more targets and will get your kills faster.

If your enemies play as a team, you are toast, but if thes are just some randumbs, you have a chance to win.

[ten-a-penny]

Don't you hate it when your own plans backfire on you?

 

<GIF>

Hunter seriously needs to see this.

[zoso80]

This may happen first.

 

 

Hurry up and fix the iFruit app!

[Pedinhuh]

 

So I just bought a brand spanking new Windsor and I'm cruising through Vinewood Hills real slow enjoying the moment. Enjoying my virtual wealth and success and how smooth this car is. I had turned passive mode off to roll my driver's side window down via the middle finger and forgot to re-enable it. Well. Some twat in a Buzzard comes along and tries to shoot missiles at me. Boy I burst out laughing! Little sh*t couldn't aim to save his life. Calmly, I put passive back on and his dumb ass couldn't take the hint. Guess he didn't know what passive mode was? Well unfortunately while having missiles shot at you does no damage to you or your car, it does blow out all of the windows... Pissed me tf off.

 

Another thing that annoys me is when people follow you. So I parked my car, the same car, at a church in Del Perro so I could browse my phone irl. I finish and some jackass in a red Dubsta is right next to me. I'm in passive of course but he's like "who is this" so I calmly drive off. He follows me. I hit the gas and he's right on my ass for about 3 miles. I had to shake him by pulling some maneuvers and then went off the radar. In-game paparazzi lol?

He's obviously jealous of your ride. This.

This sh*t right here.

 

I. f*ckING. HATE. when randoms follow me around, I AM DRIVING AWAY FROM YOU, NO I DON'T WANT TO GET IN YOUR STUPID CHROMED ZENTORNO, NO I DON'T WANT TO HONK MY HORN, PLEASE TAKE A GODDAMN HINT AND STOP BOTHERING ME!!!!

Edited November 23, 2016 by pedinhuh

[Schumy7]

Cant call anything today. No destroyed cars back for now -____-

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

So I just bought a brand spanking new Windsor and I'm cruising through Vinewood Hills real slow enjoying the moment. Enjoying my virtual wealth and success and how smooth this car is. I had turned passive mode off to roll my driver's side window down via the middle finger and forgot to re-enable it. Well. Some twat in a Buzzard comes along and tries to shoot missiles at me. Boy I burst out laughing! Little sh*t couldn't aim to save his life. Calmly, I put passive back on and his dumb ass couldn't take the hint. Guess he didn't know what passive mode was? Well unfortunately while having missiles shot at you does no damage to you or your car, it does blow out all of the windows... Pissed me tf off.

 

Another thing that annoys me is when people follow you. So I parked my car, the same car, at a church in Del Perro so I could browse my phone irl. I finish and some jackass in a red Dubsta is right next to me. I'm in passive of course but he's like "who is this" so I calmly drive off. He follows me. I hit the gas and he's right on my ass for about 3 miles. I had to shake him by pulling some maneuvers and then went off the radar. In-game paparazzi lol?

He's obviously jealous of your ride. LOL

 

But maybe. Maybe it's because my cars aren't chromed/riced out. I've had two different people follow my Windsor though. Idk, maybe because you never see them anymore.

[Irish45455]

 

 

So I just bought a brand spanking new Windsor and I'm cruising through Vinewood Hills real slow enjoying the moment. Enjoying my virtual wealth and success and how smooth this car is. I had turned passive mode off to roll my driver's side window down via the middle finger and forgot to re-enable it. Well. Some twat in a Buzzard comes along and tries to shoot missiles at me. Boy I burst out laughing! Little sh*t couldn't aim to save his life. Calmly, I put passive back on and his dumb ass couldn't take the hint. Guess he didn't know what passive mode was? Well unfortunately while having missiles shot at you does no damage to you or your car, it does blow out all of the windows... Pissed me tf off.

 

Another thing that annoys me is when people follow you. So I parked my car, the same car, at a church in Del Perro so I could browse my phone irl. I finish and some jackass in a red Dubsta is right next to me. I'm in passive of course but he's like "who is this" so I calmly drive off. He follows me. I hit the gas and he's right on my ass for about 3 miles. I had to shake him by pulling some maneuvers and then went off the radar. In-game paparazzi lol?

He's obviously jealous of your ride.

LOL

 

But maybe. Maybe it's because my cars aren't chromed/riced out. I've had two different people follow my Windsor though. Idk, maybe because you never see them anymore.

To be honest I don't see any Enus vehicles. No Windsor, Huntley, Super Diamond, Windsor Droptop, or even any of the high end sedans or SUVs that came with E&OC.

[wizooord]

Cant call anything today. No destroyed cars back for now -____-

lol wut that sux

i bet its LJT trying to reach you jamming all your calls

[Hunter]

 

Really though, I mean ... Come on. At least let us upgrade it.

[jdwarfer]

I was at the Human Labs final and I had that bug where the rebreather doesn't work. So I tried to find it in my inventory but it was a fail. Where is it? Is it still there at least? A long time ago, when the quick menu was different, I could use the rebreather from there.

I was so pissed. And my team mates didn't seem to understand what I explained. I thought it was f*cked for good.

 

So, I died (it was in normal difficulty) and, OMG, I respawned outside! So I was able to finish. The chopper just had to pick me up xD

Edited November 23, 2016 by jdwarfer

[Hunter]

 

[TheFroggmann]

Cant call anything today. No destroyed cars back for now -____-

 

 

LJT phone jam bug? Just kill yourself. Personally, I just fly a helicopter into a friend or annoying random. When you come back The phone will be reset and allow LJT's call to be answered and hung up on.

[ciel]

I'm sick of having the ugly brown/orange/dark green as my ceo/mc colour

 

It seems to be brown everytime I register, annoying as f*ck.

[Bandersnatch]

Loading 90%.

[hugh750]

 

isn't being in a empty session sometimes a good thing?

it's great to have the session emptied when a special crate is about to drop (i've had it happen before).

but worst thing that's been happening to me a lot recently in gtao is the hated "unknown network connection" error and i'm on 360 but i do agree that rockstar needs to go back to dedicated servers.

[Khephera]

Just a normal day again on PC.
-turn on computer
-launch GTA:O
-encounter "modders"
-log off

Sorry for the stuttering. MSI Afterburner is interfering with my video recording software.

[-LN-]

I'm sick of having the ugly brown/orange/dark green as my ceo/mc colour

 

It seems to be brown everytime I register, annoying as f*ck.

 

From what I've read, I think there is a specific order based upon who registers first within a session. I believe that pink is always first (which I like very much), but I don't see too many of others since I do mine alone. Either way, yeah, that brown is definitely horrible and I wouldn't want it either.

 

I feel the same way when playing Deadline and it gives me the green, which seems to happen far too often. Ick, I just do not like bright, neon green as a whole. Pink or blue always, please.

[KreatiivFox]

 

I'm sick of having the ugly brown/orange/dark green as my ceo/mc colour

 

It seems to be brown everytime I register, annoying as f*ck.

 

From what I've read, I think there is a specific order based upon who registers first within a session. I believe that pink is always first (which I like very much), but I don't see too many of others since I do mine alone. Either way, yeah, that brown is definitely horrible and I wouldn't want it either.

 

I feel the same way when playing Deadline and it gives me the green, which seems to happen far too often. Ick, I just do not like bright, neon green as a whole. Pink or blue always, please.

 

 

Would love to see the white Deadline suit/bike in the adversary mode. So sick of the orange suit/bike.

[ExtremeTorque]

FOR f*ckS SAKE ROCKSTAR

 

So im battling a marksman spammer and the cops have surrounded me and have eaten like 80% of my health and then f*ckING JLT CALLS and tells me i have to kill the snitch and boom im dead instantly,and BUSTED.I return to the coke factory and see all my product,staff and upgrades gone.

 

Equipment upgrade is 935k,staff 390k and security 570k plus the product that was at 340k ALL GONE.

 

WHY THE f*ck IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE PUNISHED

2 MILLIONS WHEN JLT CALLS YOU RIGHT BEFORE A COP BUSTS A CAP ON YOU!!!

[gtafan26]

FOR f*ckS SAKE ROCKSTAR

 

So im battling a marksman spammer and the cops have surrounded me and have eaten like 80% of my health and then f*ckING JLT CALLS and tells me i have to kill the snitch and boom im dead instantly,and BUSTED.I return to the coke factory and see all my product,staff and upgrades gone.

 

Equipment upgrade is 935k,staff 390k and security 570k plus the product that was at 340k ALL GONE.

 

WHY THE f*ck IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE PUNISHED

2 MILLIONS WHEN JLT CALLS YOU RIGHT BEFORE A COP BUSTS A CAP ON YOU!!!

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