The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Shadowfennekin]

I still hate how they never added an option to see exactly WHAT FR event is going to start when you're in Passive. Just tell me so I know if it's worth turning it off or not

 

I don't want this bonus money, biker business event, to end...

Same here ;-;

[Skycam]

When I try to run a ceo job but it won't let me because there apparently is already one running. Bonus points if I'm the only CEO/President in the lobby.

[Handsome Jack]

Wow, you can't pick up prostitutes in the youga classic. What the f*ck?!

[Professional Amateur]

Wow, you can't pick up prostitutes in the youga classic. What the f*ck?!

Damn. Seemed like the perfect vehicle for an intimate and romantic date in the woods...

[Handsome Jack]

 

Wow, you can't pick up prostitutes in the youga classic. What the f*ck?!

Damn. Seemed like the perfect vehicle for an intimate and romantic date in the woods...

 

Yup, it was gonna be all fun sh*t. But nope. No f*cking fun allowed of course. f*cking R* I'm actually really pissed rn

[Opzeker]

You can't pick them up in a Bravado Rumpo too.

[JoeBoneless]

You can't pick them up in a Bravado Rumpo too.

I don't wanna go too off topic but In real life you totally can

[wingoose]

Hurry up and fix the iFruit app!

[Silencer555]

Don't you hate it when your own plans backfire on you?

[rtie]

Ooooooh the f*ck happened R*? I had a week of bliss where JT didn't call me once now he's back on the dole.

[Yozora]

When you submitted a ticket to rockstar and they act like it's the first job but when I say "nevermind , thank you for your time" they send me 4 detailed paragraphs on how to help me. Like whaaaa?

[No Homing]

Kill Quota.

Win 1st round

Everybody leaves 2nd round.

Spending 20 minutes inviting people

Kicked from job

Half an hour later

No one joins, swapped several sessions

fk it

play 2v2

Everybody camps like they are glued to cover

Worst teammate ever

Have to do all the work myself

Notice the spawn protection last for 10 seconds even while they are running

When it dissappears I shoot

Spawn protection is back

10 more seconds

We win 1st round easily they are still on 1st weapon (sweeper shotgun)

2nd round

rage is already boiling

Shoot a grenade at them

They get knocked on the floor but still have spawn protection

2nd grenade

same result

3rd grenade

Finally dead

I'm boiling

Level 21 takes several body shots + 5 headshots from 3 meters away and doesn't die

With the Mini SMG so I know the accuracy is horrible, but still

I rage like hell, never raged so hard before

Get killed 2 more times by this laggy noob

Get my revenge next round, 3 kills, laggy noob leaves

Destroy the last enemy, he's rbing like crazy running from cover to cover while being flanked by us

I end 14-1

Overall 44-12

15k rp 116k cash

Not bad, but I'm still pissed

And I still have 4 more jobs to play

Provided none of them glitch on me

All for completion's sake

 

CBA to go in detail or write properly

Edited November 22, 2016 by MrCostari

[hugh750]

getting killed by the cops and after respawning and going near your pv and getting a two star wanted level.

Edited November 22, 2016 by hugh750

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

These stupid mod shop discounts got my Sandking XL sales down...only 15.5k for the custom yellow...ugh, why? Just, why?

[wizooord]

My coke got stuck with inf supply and zero stock and it wont produce anymore and my head hurts from trying to fix that and here is a totally unrelated picture of a young Garra before whatever fuсked him up happened

 

[DS_NEO]

R* should make GTA O standalone. I'm tired of having to delete the autosave and profile because of the stuck at the 90% loading error everytime I boot the game up. They should make Online standalone so I don't have to worry about the SP save files when I boot up Online.

[-LN-]

I tried the new Premium Race, had the lead for a bit, but fell back to second place. However, during the final lap, I took a jump wrong and crashed/died. I was hoping to just re-spawn and continue on, but this is what happened instead:

 

 

I could not get past this; it kept re-spawning me over and over again on foot--my only option was to close the session and game.

 

Way to go, R*! Thanks for breaking even more things.

[V4S]

^^^ owwwww that's a new one. in last weeks premium I once bounced like a mo-fo and fell in the ocean on the beach while i was in the lead. stuck in black loading screen for-EVER. finally respawn back with a DNF. wtf? I also got stuck in between a ramp and shot out on fire while i was in first and on the home stretch while in 1st i blew up. I have that video some where I'll show you it later it was kinda hilarious!

[SPG Taurus]

What is it with these f*cking modders on GTA V, they're everywhere. What the flying gypo is the point? every session you join there's always a modder, and some of these modders are actually becoming intelligent and only using parts of the menu that doesn't get you banned, for example 1 shot kill, he can just use the excuse "I shot you in the head", "oh really? you shot me in the head 8 times in a row?" this is just an example, they're using ways to exploit the mod menu but without actually getting caught or found out by other people, so basically gaining unfair advantage without the other person knowing, then you get people like me who have 116,000 kills on GTA V online who can tell the difference between someone using little tweaks to their damage caclulation or a health boost, it's subtle things like this that people use with their mod menu, that grind my gears, then you get the spastics who just blatantly use godmode, and nothing is done about it!, what are R* even doing? it seems like they're banning people who use a mod menu for money rather than the people who are actually ruining the game with their godmode and sh*t, and what is it with retards in GTA V lobbies that don't report the blatant modder? someone was using godmode to kill the entire lobby (minus me, passive mode), and not 1 person reported him. He's probably still doing it! it annoys me so much, even in deadline mode people are cheating, again like I said before. They tweak their vehicle acceleration/handling, by small margins until it's enough to get away without a noob knowing anything about it, but it still gives them an advantage, R* instead of banning people who give themselves money because you charge extortionate amounts! why don't you ban the people actually ruining the game! c*ntS!

 

 

[ScrappyBauer]

Jesus f*cking christ i wish the game woudn't have a language filter, it's really ridiculous the amount of censorship with it, i mean it's an adult game after all and i should be allowed to call (and be called) someone a f*ckface when that someone is acting like a f*ckface. What a bunch hypocritical c*nts they are at Rockstar i mean Trevor and Michael swear like f*cking sailors and Franklin and Lamar say "nigga" like 50 times in the f*cking intro... WTH GAME.

/rant

[Hunter]

Stop giving me unknown network errors before I even get off my f*cking yacht.

 

 

C*nt.

 

[ash-274]

 

 

 

This is more or less an Xbox1 b&m, but I have no other place to b&m about it!

 

About three weeks ago I learned how to do a screenshot on xb1 from my controller, had a blast with it. Had my laptop in the shop and just got it back this week, all of a sudden I can't take screenshots with the xb1?!

 

Turns out they rolled out a major upgrade to the xb1 in November and it changed the snap controls. Up all night googling and I still can't figure out how to a screenshot without using Cortana (you have to have a kinect or a headset to use Cortana).

Buying a XB1 over a PS4 was a big mistake on my end.

 

I want a PS4, but now all my GTA sh*t is stuck on the Xbox forever

 

Can't you transfer your XB1 stuff to PS4 with the Rockstar Social Club?

I only have PS4, so I don't know how it works - sorry.

Nope. Only oldgen to nextgen.

 

Or newgen to PC.

Players have requested a manual authorization for transfer from PC to newgen, but I haven't heard of any XB1>PS4 or PS4>XB1 transfers

[KreatiivFox]

GTAO is boring.

...

At least the van looks nice.

BUT IT'S STILL BORING.

[Irish45455]

So a few months ago, beginning of the summer I believe, I made a license plate on iFruit that said "PSH1250M" because I was doing the PS glitch religiously. The order never went through so I just forgot about it. Just went to LSC in Story Mode and it asks if I want to process an order. I haven't made a new order on the iFruit app, and haven't even had it in months. I say what the hell, and the order is fulfilled. I look at the license plate and you can guess what is says: PSH1250M. GG, game. GG.

[Coleco]

Nobody has liked a post of mine around here for at least ten minutes.

 

GOD

 

F*CKING

 

DAMMIT

 

 

[Commander S]

(perversely hovers over the 'like' button, then slowly slides the cursor away...)

 

Edited November 22, 2016 by Commander S

[Silencer555]

WHAT.EXE

[Anasterian]

50% Money bonus on MC sales ends. K. Moderately irritated(since this was such a good source of money), but not quite salty just yet.

 

Go to sell my coke once. Dodo sale. Takes ages but nothing happened-. No, wait, somehow I managed to flip the first plane over and land it on its roof or something. Tried to wiggle my way out of that one, but sadly no go. So I'm stuck there and decide to get out since that's the only option. The moment I do, the plane explodes and kills me. Because why the f*ck not. Of course that happened in the middle of a grassy field in nowheretown so requesting my bike didn't help much. The second delivery went better, mostly because there wasn't a 3rd plane to go back to. Resupply. Spam survivals until coke is ready. -Do- sell coke. Boats.

 

Of course, I'm in a solo public session so there should be no problem-

 

The boats spawned a bit further away from the point where you have to deliver the Prison Bus in the MC contract. I get on my Shotaro and try to drive there.

 

It takes me literally 6 minutes 20 seconds just to get there. From the Alamo Sea coke lockup. I died once on the way there, and I wasn't even halfway there when that happened. Goddamn bike jump landing physics, take the same damn jump 10 times and it'll go through fine 5 times out of 10, the other 5 I'll die instantly and respawn in the middle of f*cking nowhere so I can't even request the bike to be near me.

 

Respawned, had to pick it up from the middle of the highway. Tried to jump past a barrier, took me 30 seconds because I couldn't get it right. Climbed over the mountain (if the shotaro had any more traction, I'm pretty sure it would climb skyscrapers for a living). Another railing, wiped out(of course). Fortunately this time as I was about to faceplant the rough dirt, the bike slid under my face to break the fall.

 

Got past that, wiped out again trying to climb a rock. Nearly died again. Healthbar was the same as you would restore from eating P&Qs once.

 

Somehow made my way to the beach near where the boats were. At 23:40 seconds, I was finally sailing towards my first delivery point. Bike was left on the beach.

 

At 23 minutes left or so, I reached the first point. Because the waves were BLOODY ENORMOUS. THANKS R*. At this point, the bike was destroyed. Somehow. Idk. Poseidon was bored and f*cking dragged it into the sea with jedi telekinesis. f*ck if I know why, but it was destroyed.

 

By this point I was pretty salty.

 

The rest of it went reasonably smoothly. Reached the final checkpoint of both the first and the second boat with the $4500 bonus intact. Somehow the game calculated my cash reward to be $228000. I sold at 2.5bars. 210k value. The bonus was $4500. If I got $4500 per boat, it'd be 219k. But somehow it was like I got twice the bonus or something. Idk. I don't even understand this anymore. Before anyone says "lobby population bonus", it was still just me in the lobby as I finished the sale. Then I made my way to the starting point, and decided to call MMI since obviously there was a totally fair 20k insurance payment awaiting me.

 

At least the game was kind enough to list the cost as FREE, so everything went better than expected.

[V4S]

I tried the new Premium Race, had the lead for a bit, but fell back to second place. However, during the final lap, I took a jump wrong and crashed/died. I was hoping to just re-spawn and continue on, but this is what happened instead:

 

 

I could not get past this; it kept re-spawning me over and over again on foot--my only option was to close the session and game.

 

Way to go, R*! Thanks for breaking even more things.

pffft stop whining! just land on the track!......... oh wait

[Non Funkable Token]

50% Money bonus on MC sales ends. K. Moderately irritated(since this was such a good source of money), but not quite salty just yet.

 

Go to sell my coke once. Dodo sale. Takes ages but nothing happened-. No, wait, somehow I managed to flip the first plane over and land it on its roof or something. Tried to wiggle my way out of that one, but sadly no go. So I'm stuck there and decide to get out since that's the only option. The moment I do, the plane explodes and kills me. Because why the f*ck not. Of course that happened in the middle of a grassy field in nowheretown so requesting my bike didn't help much. The second delivery went better, mostly because there wasn't a 3rd plane to go back to. Resupply. Spam survivals until coke is ready. -Do- sell coke. Boats.

 

Of course, I'm in a solo public session so there should be no problem-

 

The boats spawned a bit further away from the point where you have to deliver the Prison Bus in the MC contract. I get on my Shotaro and try to drive there.

 

It takes me literally 6 minutes 20 seconds just to get there. From the Alamo Sea coke lockup. I died once on the way there, and I wasn't even halfway there when that happened. Goddamn bike jump landing physics, take the same damn jump 10 times and it'll go through fine 5 times out of 10, the other 5 I'll die instantly and respawn in the middle of f*cking nowhere so I can't even request the bike to be near me.

 

Respawned, had to pick it up from the middle of the highway. Tried to jump past a barrier, took me 30 seconds because I couldn't get it right. Climbed over the mountain (if the shotaro had any more traction, I'm pretty sure it would climb skyscrapers for a living). Another railing, wiped out(of course). Fortunately this time as I was about to faceplant the rough dirt, the bike slid under my face to break the fall.

 

Got past that, wiped out again trying to climb a rock. Nearly died again. Healthbar was the same as you would restore from eating P&Qs once.

 

Somehow made my way to the beach near where the boats were. At 23:40 seconds, I was finally sailing towards my first delivery point. Bike was left on the beach.

 

At 23 minutes left or so, I reached the first point. Because the waves were BLOODY ENORMOUS. THANKS R*. At this point, the bike was destroyed. Somehow. Idk. Poseidon was bored and f*cking dragged it into the sea with jedi telekinesis. f*ck if I know why, but it was destroyed.

 

By this point I was pretty salty.

 

The rest of it went reasonably smoothly. Reached the final checkpoint of both the first and the second boat with the $4500 bonus intact. Somehow the game calculated my cash reward to be $228000. I sold at 2.5bars. 210k value. The bonus was $4500. If I got $4500 per boat, it'd be 219k. But somehow it was like I got twice the bonus or something. Idk. I don't even understand this anymore. Before anyone says "lobby population bonus", it was still just me in the lobby as I finished the sale. Then I made my way to the starting point, and decided to call MMI since obviously there was a totally fair 20k insurance payment awaiting me.

 

At least the game was kind enough to list the cost as FREE, so everything went better than expected.

 

The boat delivery bonus was always that way. It says "9000", "4500" if you have 2 boats to deliver, "3000" with 3 boats, when in fact is double of that. Dunno why.

 

It doesn't depend on the amount of people in the lobby.