The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Nerfgoth]

I am tired of NPCs stealing my vehicles while I'm in Taqi-la-la beating people. Last one stole my Buzzard and flew it to he edge of the map until it self-destructed

I had npc riding back off my bike....

 

Is it just me or do the connection error only appear when doing heist or setups? Becouse its the only time I get it!!!

[Neo 2708]

Thats it, I've had it with hiring prospects for MC deliveries.

 

I had Meth and Weed business both full for delivery in a lobby of about ten randoms. I get two randoms to join my MC for the deliveries, on the first run, one made all four drops out of five, the other only two. Ok, i couldn't see if they ran into problems as we all had different destinations for delivery in mail trucks.

 

On the second delivery job it was multi drops by helicopters, I set off but the randoms are still clowning around at the airport with someone shooting at us. I'm half way through my five drops and the others are still at the airport, one just ups and leaves the session after a fire fight with the random guy, the other takes off and and very soon after gets shot down after flying straight over a war zone.....Then ups and leaves the session as well. That leaves me with one helicopter left undefended at the airport....but not for long, the random they got into a fight with at the start destroys it.

 

So, thats it.... from now on its solo single stock deliveries for me, thats the last time i try recruiting randoms and wasting $$$$

[Xiled]

Be better if they didn't artificially slow down delivery vehicles for ceo and mc work. Hey everyone you can finally buy the cargobob but were not going to let you use it to pick up delivery vehicles. Why would you want to do that? Just drive our 25 mph van 7 miles into the northern part of the map. Than were gonna auto "raid" your business when your done and you have to go another 7 miles back to the city. Oh wanna sell again? Get your 25 mph van back out and go to the north part of the map. Oh thats done, now you can go back to the city and defend your business from the "raid" again.

 

And the tequi la la fight is stupid due to the fact that they let you buy new melee weapons that you can't use during the bar fight while people your fighting in there have melee weapons. Nope you gotta use your fists when someone is attacking you with a crowbar.

[Coleco]

Seems after years of complaining, connection issues on XB1 are sorted. Lobbies are heavily populated and load times are down.

 

But with all the combat-rolling tryhards and jets I think I preferred it the way it was before

[Nerfgoth]

Be better if they didn't artificially slow down delivery vehicles for ceo and mc work. Hey everyone you can finally buy the cargobob but were not going to let you use it to pick up delivery vehicles. Why would you want to do that? Just drive our 25 mph van 7 miles into the northern part of the map. Than were gonna auto "raid" your business when your done and you have to go another 7 miles back to the city. Oh wanna sell again? Get your 25 mph van back out and go to the north part of the map. Oh thats done, now you can go back to the city and defend your business from the "raid" again.

 

And the tequi la la fight is stupid due to the fact that they let you buy new melee weapons that you can't use during the bar fight while people your fighting in there have melee weapons. Nope you gotta use your fists when someone is attacking you with a crowbar.

Yeah, why cant we smuggle in a knife or at least pick their stuff up?

I usually run in hit one of the 3 by the stage and hopefully get the bag and run out again avoiding the rest!

Edited November 19, 2016 by Nerfgoth

[Non Funkable Token]

I am tired of NPCs stealing my vehicles while I'm in Taqi-la-la beating people. Last one stole my Buzzard and flew it to he edge of the map until it self-destructed

 

Park them in the parking lot at the back of the club.

[Forza Harrd]

Be better if they didn't artificially slow down delivery vehicles for ceo and mc work. Hey everyone you can finally buy the cargobob but were not going to let you use it to pick up delivery vehicles. Why would you want to do that? Just drive our 25 mph van 7 miles into the northern part of the map. Than were gonna auto "raid" your business when your done and you have to go another 7 miles back to the city. Oh wanna sell again? Get your 25 mph van back out and go to the north part of the map. Oh thats done, now you can go back to the city and defend your business from the "raid" again.

 

And the tequi la la fight is stupid due to the fact that they let you buy new melee weapons that you can't use during the bar fight while people your fighting in there have melee weapons. Nope you gotta use your fists when someone is attacking you with a crowbar.

 

You can't use brass knuckles. But a Faggio covered with sticky bombs? No problem.

[Pedinhuh]

Last gen has been borderline unplayable for me since the last two weeks, I can't stay longer than 30 minutes in a free roam lobby because the game freezes and I have to do a hard reset.

 

I thought it was my PS3 but my other games are running fine, IV multiplayer plays smoothly as hell.

 

I really need to upgrade to current gen already.

Edited November 21, 2016 by pedinhuh

[Cackling Jack]

I really can't stand that MrBossFTW as stolen posts from this forum! Like seriously get your own fu*king content and stop dribbling sh!t.

 

#rant over

[Mr.ClaudeFan]

I. Hate. Jet. Griefers.

 

Ran into 3 of them in various sessions today. One of them happened to be the rank 500+, invisible torso + bulletproof helmet + face tattoos + parachute, sniper-strafing, marksman-spamming, K.D-Saving-By-Suiciding type of player. Y'know, the regular ol' tryhard. Ugh.

 

 

Also was helping a buddy of mine with his MC business, ran into another tryhard who killed one of our bike passengers. He was a lower level (125 if I remember correctly) but still used the retarded strafing technique. Also texted me when we escaped, saying "No offense but you SUCK". Asshole.

Edited November 20, 2016 by Mr.ClaudeFan

[Skycam]

-Homing launcher (I've been flying the Savage a lot more, I get it now.)

 

-passive mode (Seriously needs to be tweaked, I can't f*cking stand those losers who jump in and out for kills when it's convenient for them. f*ck those fools. Props to the ones that actually use passive to keep to themselves and not as an impromptu God mode after killing someone. f*ck you if you do this.)

 

-EWO (it's not that bad because I don't run into players that do it that much but f*ck you if you kill yourself because I shot you once.)

[Anasterian]

Just minding my own MC business.

 

Dude in a buzzard spots me, must get the kill quickly... KILL KILL KILL DEATH EXPLOSIONS BOOM

 

Good thing I was riding on my Shotaro, he paid 20k for that kill. Then somehow died in the alamo sea. Respawned right by the coke lockup, shredded his ass with the sweeper shotgun on my Sanctus(20k bill if you wreck that too, mr. buzzard user).

 

Like, seriously, just leave me alone for once? No?

 

This other jet pussy was in our MC, started trying to grief me because I beat him at search and kill targets thing.

 

So I let him explode my shotaro and Sanctus. -40k

 

then I blew his jet up on the shotaro with a sticky, because he was flying low trying to grief our further search and kill challenges.

 

Jet pussy proceeds to grab his insurgent and start throwing sticky bombs, kills us a bunch, eventually he dies. Gets killed a bunch more, sends a mugger and mercenaries after me. Muggers gets killed because he stumbles over my character as he escapes, mercenaries get denied because I hide in my apartment.

 

Then he goes after our (by this point just me and the president in the MC) president in his Armored Kuruma. Sigh...

 

I get out my Insurgent, he comes after me as soon as he sees im out of the apartment. Blew him up with a sticky, left for my coke lockup. F... idiots won't f*ck off, the good thing is I paid maybe 10k for this idiocy, he spent 40k+ thanks to my insurance bills.

 

Later on, we did more of the search and kill challenges... and as we were doing that, I was speeding with my insurgent when he dived into the road in his jet. Claimed that he was stuck in passive mode. He missed me anyway, but whatever. He really wasn't using any weapons or doing anything offensive at this point, and after a while he left.

 

If he really was stuck in passive mode... good. R* Programming does the right thing for once.

[Hunter]

 

Stop disconnecting me at my best moments.

[Professional Amateur]

-GIF-

Stop disconnecting me at my best moments.

It's been happening too damn much recently. Got disconnected 6 times in half an hour yesterday, along with a lot of random frame drops.

[Rhoda]

I accidentally entered a premium motorcycle race with my Chimera (trike) not quite knowing what it was. I just assumed it was a regular race with higher stakes and an entry fee. I was lured in by the reward. Imagine my dismay when I was surrounded by a dozen Shotaros. One ruffian even laughed and called out "the daft prick on the trike". I pootled along in last place for about forty seconds before I quit in shame. Serves me right for not doing my research, but what a waste of an entry fee.

 

I still love my trike.

[askinnywhitedildo]

I accidentally entered a premium motorcycle race with my Chimera (trike) not quite knowing what it was. I just assumed it was a regular race with higher stakes and an entry fee. I was lured in by the reward. Imagine my dismay when I was surrounded by a dozen Shotaros. One ruffian even laughed and called out "the daft prick on the trike". I pootled along in last place for about forty seconds before I quit in shame. Serves me right for not doing my research, but what a waste of an entry fee.

 

I still love my trike.

Don't feel bad. I've done multiple premium races for Sport's cars. And I've had my ass kicked every time.

[Skycam]

After a heist or setup it doesn't show the kill count. I don't like that.

[EkaSwede]

Biker sell mission, get the 4 baggers into truck

 

I get the idea that maybe I should get the last two to the same 3rd truck so it doesn't despawn on me.

 

The game despawns TWO bikes after I delivered the 2nd bike.

 

What next? Despawn all the bikes WHEN THE SELL MISSION STARTS?

[zoso80]

I hear lagswitching everyone out of the premium race used to work. At that point when I realized what was afoot, I would've given it a shot to see - then hopefully profit.

 

That is, if it still works. Never tried it myself.

 

 

 

I accidentally entered a premium motorcycle race with my Chimera (trike) not quite knowing what it was. I just assumed it was a regular race with higher stakes and an entry fee. I was lured in by the reward. Imagine my dismay when I was surrounded by a dozen Shotaros. One ruffian even laughed and called out "the daft prick on the trike". I pootled along in last place for about forty seconds before I quit in shame. Serves me right for not doing my research, but what a waste of an entry fee.

I still love my trike.

 

 

 

Oh yes and suck it C* - my one account they wiped down to $20k - I'm back over 50 million.

Edited November 20, 2016 by zoso80

[jpm1]

- too much Franklin/Michael (and probably Trevor. never play him) talking. Michael says to his woman 'good shopping', Franklin says to somebody to the phone 'call me later'. what the f.. do i care about these things

- too much secretary talking. she talks and talks, and talks all the time

- too much showers. yeah, R* devs love to be clean, that's nice. but please save me thousands of clicks each time to just to enter game

- too much money inside office. just non sense. same for crates inside office. what's the point of this. hours of development wasted

- too much redundant calls (Merryweather, Pegasus, Lester..) calling all the time to tell you the same thing 'hey did you put a bounty yet'. i don't give a f.. of these bounties

- too much bongs into cinematics. i don't smoke and i don't plan to do so. wouldn't have been hard to put somebody watching the view, or TV, or opening the fridge instead..

- too much dust effects. what's the point of this. IV effects were enough

- same for burn out smokes. they have been improved, but it wasn't necessary

- too many overmade character animations. we clearly see that that sucks ressources. the result is something heavy. IV Niko was very reactive, and natural

- too much girls looking. why when we stop using our character. the thing goes into 1st person view, and start focusing on all the girls walking nearby. how R* knows our sexual orientation

 

this been said, i'll end on a positive word. i think V and more particulary GTAO are excellent games with lot of nice features. but i think R* should not forget IV and what made it so great. a character we identify to, into a realistic world

oh and i forgot, too much cops in pacific standard finale, and too much kuruma too, lol. i probably forgot 2 or 3 things. i'll eventually repost if i feel tormented about it

[Forza Harrd]

Last gen has been borderline unplayable for me since the last two weeks, I can't stay longer than 30 minutes in a free roam lobby because the game freezes and I have to do a hard reset.

 

I thought it was my PS3 but my other games are running fine, IV multiplayer plays smoothly as hell.

 

I really need to upgrade to current gen already.

 

I upgraded from 360 to xb1 and omg bro there is just so much new content on NG that it's overwhelming at first. Totally worth it just for this game, not to mention all the other awesome games out there for NG. I just have Forza 6 and it's GREAT. Do it. If you're a gamer, just do it.

[ash-274]

Let's talk about the Coke sales run where you take a Bagger to a setup/sting operation.

 

Bad enough that you are stuck with the most-exposed delivery vehicle available and the cops are T-1100 aimbots, but then this **** happens. Note that before the clip begins I have already triggered the cops and evaded them (without using Lester). There is no wanted level and the map is showing the location of the actual dropoff location. The rogue cops are not on the radar.

 

It's like an episode of The Shield. It's happened to me twice and those two cops will still track you on foot (like security guards or Securoserve guards) even if you lose or bribe-away the wanted level.

Edited November 20, 2016 by ash-274

[Forza Harrd]

Let's talk about the Coke sales run where you take a Bagger to a setup/sting operation.

 

Bad enough that you are stuck with the most-exposed delivery vehicle available and the cops are T-1100 aimbots, but then this **** happens. Note that before the clip begins I have already triggered the cops and evaded them (without using Lester). There is no wanted level and the map is showing the location of the actual dropoff location. The rogue cops are not on the radar.

 

It's like an episode of The Shield. It's happened to me twice and those two cops will still track you on foot (like security guards or Securoserve guards) even if you lose or bribe-away the wanted level.

 

When you first ride up on the sting, don't just take off and lose the wanted level, kill the undercover cops and all red circles at the sting location.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Seems after years of complaining, connection issues on XB1 are sorted. Lobbies are heavily populated and load times are down.

 

But with all the combat-rolling tryhards and jets I think I preferred it the way it was before

That's the problem with this game...i am telling this for already 6 months, we do not need more content, we need to fix all content already in the game and start balancing.

 

and some issues could be easely resolved.

 

the reloading time of the rpgs and grenade launchers being upped by 2 or 3 and removing the explosive canon on the jet would already do a lot.(of course there is plenty more in need of balancing)

 

but yea, more fun(overpriced) vehicles and freeroam missions are not gonna do anything.

Edited November 20, 2016 by Darth Absentis

[StangOne50]

I cant stand when you spawn in certain areas after a heist and go to the store for snacks and I get the message "the store is closed, it was recently robbed"

Robbed by who? Im in an invite only by myself WTF. I have to travel across the map between setups to get snacks and make everyone wait till I join the next one.

GG R*

[ash-274]

I cant stand when you spawn in certain areas after a heist and go to the store for snacks and I get the message "the store is closed, it was recently robbed"

Robbed by who? Im in an invite only by myself WTF. I have to travel across the map between setups to get snacks and make everyone wait till I join the next one.

GG R*

Sort of like if you arrive at a Biker business in a Pegasus vehicle and when you trigger the completion it says "Pegasus are reclaiming this vehicle" even through they aren't.

Also, it should be "Pegasus IS reclaiming this vehicle. Pegasus is singular.

[JoeBoneless]

When you do executive search and you're hiding the name a dumbass teammate shows up you keep pointing for him to leave but he's flashing his lights and honking his horn like a goddamn retard I swear people are the worst

[Anasterian]

Playing pacific standard(yup, I'm at it again.)

 

We just finished the Hack setup. Infinite black loading screen. Sigh, whatever, switching crew. Teammate invites me to his lobby. I join it, to get out of the load screen. Standard procedure. I expected what would come next. No in-game sound at all, other than notifications, and interface sounds. (No car sounds, no gunfire, explosions, etc.). The only way to get it back is either playing through a heist setup/finale (successfully, without getting another infinite loading screen) or restarting the game.

 

But then R* took away all my firearm ammo, all my RPG/launcher ammo and a few of my melee weapons. Only sticky bombs, proximity mines and molotovs remained.

 

It hasn't respawned even though I changed sessions, went back to SP and online again.

 

I'm just waiting for the day I get stuck in the loading screen again and get out of it only to find my 2 million+ vehicle permanently removed because R* devs absolutely cannot keep this game in relatively workable condition without it crapping out every other setup. Nevermind the fact that this infinite loading screen was not even the first or the second one today.

 

EDIT: Thanks to this I figured out something funny. You get about 1000 free carbine ammo with your special carbine in PSJ Finale. When you get into the bank. Then, when we took the money and started the cutscene to get out of the bank and fight cops, I got another 1000 ammo.

 

Of course R* took it away after the finale...

Edited November 20, 2016 by Anasterian

[EkaSwede]

So I sent a ticket to Rockstar regarding the disappearing Baggers glitch during mc sell missions.

 

It seems they misunderstood or something since they replied to me about being sorry about my "missing 4 baggers" and gave me 64K along with 100K.

 

I don't know what to feel. They missed the point of my complaint and I'm now sitting on 164K more than I should have...

[dragosani00]

I hear lagswitching everyone out of the premium race used to work. At that point when I realized what was afoot, I would've given it a shot to see - then hopefully profit.

 

That is, if it still works. Never tried it myself.

 

 

 

I accidentally entered a premium motorcycle race with my Chimera (trike) not quite knowing what it was. I just assumed it was a regular race with higher stakes and an entry fee. I was lured in by the reward. Imagine my dismay when I was surrounded by a dozen Shotaros. One ruffian even laughed and called out "the daft prick on the trike". I pootled along in last place for about forty seconds before I quit in shame. Serves me right for not doing my research, but what a waste of an entry fee.

 

I still love my trike.

 

 

 

Oh yes and suck it C* - my one account they wiped down to $20k - I'm back over 50 million.

 

It doesn't, tried it the other week and just got my entry fee back for "winning"