The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[wut]

went and got the new PS4,

12GB of GTA content to download at about a Gigabyte an hour, do the math's

 

Long arse day

[ash-274]

This little piece of sh*t added me to his biker gang tonight (I don't like biker gangs to begin with, I wish I wouldn't have bought one.).

 

But I joined because he invited me 15 times, and I figured he had some dope to move. He wanted someone in a jet watching over the crew, so obviously I volunteered for that. I had 3 planes to manage, and one was empty sitting in the ocean. A guy in a Hydra appeared, and I dropped that piece of sh*t. Then he came back, and I did it again. While all of this was happening, the plane I was told to watch, just despawned or some sh*t, idk. I got blamed for it, and told I was a idiot. Well, without my ass all his planes would have been destroyed to begin with, so blow me. Broke ass motherf*cker.

 

Just for that, I'm going to go be a complete cock and kill people who are trying to deliver their drugs.

 

I don't get that takeaway.

Some dude begged you to fly cover for him. You did but one of his planes vanished or something. He was a d*ck about it, so your plan is to be a d*ck to other players that didn't beg you for help or attack you or even interact with you?

I would understand griefing that kid until they popped out the disk and started playing Oregon Trail, but attacking someone else's sales shipment because some dude b*tched you out drops you below his level.

 

Many of us have run into "that guy". Especially during the early days of heists, before everyone learned every single trick and could do them in your sleep, where a host or know-it-all would come up with a plan and when it went wrong or they died or some random helicopter fell out of the sky and onto a teammate they would blow up over the mic. I had a sad-sack British kid as the host my (and all four of ours) first time through Pacific Standard setups and finale. We failed them probably 2 dozen times. The kid was in tears and screaming at us for EVERYTHING that went wrong: random cop car rams us in the chase, the falling helicopter of fate, his plan of rushing the armed Insurgent in Convoy without cover, even his idea that shooting the hostages was the best way and then to stay at the bank and kill ALL the cops there. It may have been the microphone, but he sounded like he was 11 and grew up watching Quintin Tarrintino movies and making sailors blush with all the swearing. I didn't take that experience and become "that guy" that intentionally F's up other people's heist jobs.

I've been in team-based PvP modes and there was a guy like "that guy". "That guy" is a douche. Everything is anyone else's fault. The only way to deal with an issue is to scream, swear, and throw blame at others. But "that guy" also includes guys that we're doing their best, but got sh*t on for it so they dedicate their game to sh*tting on other people. Not just those that have earned wrath for attacking first or talking smack on the mic, but everyone; especially those least threatening. Don't be that guy.

 

TL;DR: Don't be "that guy"

Edited November 19, 2016 by ash-274

[Silencer555]

Thank you RNG for landing a dead chopper right on top of me. "AND HIS NAME IS POLICE CHOPPER!"

[ash-274]

 

-F*cking cowards who drive as slow as possible trying to bait people into attacking them.

 

I have a textbook example of that here:

 

I love that you're pointing at him the whole time.

[PetrolCB]

That's the point though. Bait and switch. Save your boosts or hops, lure them on and f*ck them up. It's win or lose. Either way, that's the whole concept.

Edited November 19, 2016 by MapRef41N93W

[Hunter]

That's the whole point though. Bait and switch. Save your boosts or hops, lure them on and f*ck them up. It's win or lose. Either way, that's the whole concept.

The middle finger can be quite a powerful weapon.

[autofanatic]

Thank you RNG for landing a dead chopper right on top of me. "AND HIS NAME IS POLICE CHOPPER!"

 

You didn't die and that's real.

[Dacelo]

That's the point though. Bait and switch. Save your boosts or hops, lure them on and f*ck them up. It's win or lose. Either way, that's the whole concept.

No it isn't. I refuse to believe that Rockstar intended Deadline to be about 1 guy f*cking off to the other side of the map and winning just by being the last one alive. If you get 12 kills on other players but you die once, that's pretty good right? Not in Rockstar's eyes, the guy who f*cked off and didn't get a single kill but also didn't die once is declared the winner.

Last Alive is BS of the highest order. It can be fun when everyone's driving around trying to get each other but any fun that could be had in it is ruined when people start acting like total cowards.

[PetrolCB]

 

That's the whole point though. Bait and switch. Save your boosts or hops, lure them on and f*ck them up. It's win or lose. Either way, that's the whole concept.

The middle finger can be quite a powerful weapon.

 

Only when it has heli blades.

 

That's the point though. Bait and switch. Save your boosts or hops, lure them on and f*ck them up. It's win or lose. Either way, that's the whole concept.

No it isn't. I refuse to believe that Rockstar intended Deadline to be about 1 guy f*cking off to the other side of the map and winning just by being the last one alive. If you get 12 kills on other players but you die once, that's pretty good right? Not in Rockstar's eyes, the guy who f*cked off and didn't get a single kill but also didn't die once is declared the winner.

Last Alive is BS of the highest order. It can be fun when everyone's driving around trying to get each other but any fun that could be had in it is ruined when people start acting like total cowards.

 

Hunter wasn't f*cking off. He was doing what you normally do on that specific level. Where else is he gonna go? It's a massive flat space with two curved ramps.

[Dacelo]

I wasn't referring to his webm...? And he's clearly got 4 lives lost so he's not the kind of player I'm even talking about. So I don't really know why you think I'm referring to him.

[Nick1020]

Call me whatever you want but if you're gonna blow yourself up everytime I snipe or get too close, I'm going passive or switching sessions. I don't understand how fun that is.

 

And go ahead, make a video on YouTube showcasing your "skillz" too

Edited November 19, 2016 by Nick1020

[Schumy7]

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

[Mr_Zombly]

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

You can literally say that about anything, wording something in a simple way doesn't take away from what you're on about.

 

Example: You don't have to be skilled to play football, just kick the ball in the goal.

[ten-a-penny]

 

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

You can literally say that about anything, wording something in a simple way doesn't take away from what you're on about.

 

Example: You don't have to be skilled to play football, just kick the ball in the goal.

I'd like to see you (well, him) fly the Hydra upside-down in any tunnel, be it in this game or GTA SA WITHOUT using cheats.

Or crash your Hydra in an incoming, enemy Hydra in GTA SA.

Or stunt-fly using nothing but your bike and varied obstacles in this game and/or SP.

Not saying that I can all these, I'm just giving a suggestion

[Schumy7]

 

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

You can literally say that about anything, wording something in a simple way doesn't take away from what you're on about.

 

Example: You don't have to be skilled to play football, just kick the ball in the goal.

Im talking about video games dumbass xD

My god! Football is top sport.

[Schumy7]

 

 

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

You can literally say that about anything, wording something in a simple way doesn't take away from what you're on about.

 

Example: You don't have to be skilled to play football, just kick the ball in the goal.

I'd like to see you (well, him) fly the Hydra upside-down in any tunnel, be it in this game or GTA SA WITHOUT using cheats.

Or crash your Hydra in an incoming, enemy Hydra in GTA SA.

Or stunt-fly using nothing but your bike and varied obstacles in this game and/or SP.

Not saying that I can all these, I'm just giving a suggestion

I have the elite challenge t shirt...

Everybody can fly a hydra upside down in a tunnel xD. If you think thats a "skill" youre a f*cking amateur. Give me a break.

[Mr_Zombly]

 

 

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

You can literally say that about anything, wording something in a simple way doesn't take away from what you're on about.

 

Example: You don't have to be skilled to play football, just kick the ball in the goal.

Im talking about video games dumbass xD

My god! Football is top sport.

"Example"

You're telling me, all there is to a game is mindlessly pushing buttons?

[Schumy7]

 

 

 

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

You can literally say that about anything, wording something in a simple way doesn't take away from what you're on about.

 

Example: You don't have to be skilled to play football, just kick the ball in the goal.

Im talking about video games dumbass xD

My god! Football is top sport.

"Example"

You're telling me, all there is to a game is mindlessly pushing buttons?

Your words.

I said push them on the right time . whoop whoop. (You just got trolled)

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

 

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

You can literally say that about anything, wording something in a simple way doesn't take away from what you're on about.

 

Example: You don't have to be skilled to play football, just kick the ball in the goal.

I'd like to see you (well, him) fly the Hydra upside-down in any tunnel, be it in this game or GTA SA WITHOUT using cheats.

Or crash your Hydra in an incoming, enemy Hydra in GTA SA.

Or stunt-fly using nothing but your bike and varied obstacles in this game and/or SP.

Not saying that I can all these, I'm just giving a suggestion

I have the elite challenge t shirt...

Everybody can fly a hydra upside down in a tunnel xD. If you think thats a "skill" youre a f*cking amateur. Give me a break.

 

 

You missed the whole point.

[Mr_Zombly]

 

 

 

 

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

You can literally say that about anything, wording something in a simple way doesn't take away from what you're on about.

 

Example: You don't have to be skilled to play football, just kick the ball in the goal.

Im talking about video games dumbass xD

My god! Football is top sport.

"Example"

You're telling me, all there is to a game is mindlessly pushing buttons?

Your words.

I said push them on the right time . whoop whoop. (You just got trolled)

So is having timing not a skill? Plus there are many other factors that play into being good at certain things in the game.

[RedDagger]

whoop whoop. (You just got trolled)

Trolling is against the forum rules, would you like someone to push the "ban" button :]

[Fennimoe]

 

whoop whoop. (You just got trolled)

Trolling is against the forum rules, would you like someone to push the "ban" button :]

REVERSE TROLL!!

[Bandersnatch]

No realy I would like something pve anything just something that I can solo/co-op play dose not even have to be great pay out !

 

Ffs or give me contact mission playlists please don't see why not as solo/co-op VIP and biker missions pay more

Edited November 19, 2016 by Remapped

[Sky_Light12]

 

Your words.

I said push them on the right time . whoop whoop. (You just got trolled)

So is having timing not a skill? Plus there are many other factors that play into being good at certain things in the game.

OOOOhhhh , go get him

take that , competitives !

[Cratoz]

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

This is such a shallow statement and insult to every speedrunner.

Because I see you totally doing this for example:

 

 

There is so much more to it, knowledge and experience for example.

Can you get better at a game? Yes, which means games contain learnable skils, and this not only contains "pushing buttons at the right time". Not. at. all.

Edited November 19, 2016 by Cratoz

[Sky_Light12]

 

Nobody has "skills" its a game pal.

Just hit the right buttons om the right time

This is such a shallow statement and insult to every speedrunner.

Because I see you totally doing this for example:

 

 

There is so much more to it, knowledge and experience for example.

Can you get better at a game? Yes, which means games contain learnable skils, and this not only contains "pushing buttons at the right time". Not. at. all.

 

like einstein's old line regarding rules of the game ?

[DangerZ0neX]

Game told me to destroy supplies for cash $$$$$ and RP. So I did. Then went to do king of the castle by the lifeguard building. Guy whos supplies I blew got mad at that happening, got a tank and drove it to where I was. I got on the roof of the building for 3 seconds before being spawn killed 52 times.

You deserved that lmao, don't try to spin this to your favor because you bit more than you could chew.

[No Homing]

Slightly offtopic B&M: f*cking hate GarbageFactory and PS4Share. Crappy 720p quality vids people produce with it. It's like looking at PS3 gameplay. FFs, why does this garbage exist?

And apparently it just received an update that lets you zoom in. Dafuq? Are you telling me people used this garbage for 3 years without the ability to zoom in?

[Nerfgoth]

Darn that LTJ calling me in a invite/friend lobby and complains about that I need to resupply when I cant access the computer! So either make him not call in non public lobby or make it so we can do it an a friend/private lobby! We have already a workaround to get a public lobby all for our self! Didnt R* learn anything from the CEO update?

[ash-274]

I am tired of NPCs stealing my vehicles while I'm in Taqi-la-la beating people. Last one stole my Buzzard and flew it to he edge of the map until it self-destructed