The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Hunter]

Here yes it does. But you playing it not right on your own. 2 different things.

Eh, if pledge your allegiance to helisexuality I'll stop complaining.

[Nerfgoth]

Joined a random contact mission, Titan of a Job, easy money. Someone gets on mic, tells everyone he's got this and tells us not to enter the airport hangar. I say screw that and head in with my Tropos. Killing enemies when I hear a horn behind me and then get run over by a dickhead in a Rhino. Seriously, who the hell brings a tank to a mission like this? One wrong shot and you'll- yep. He shot too close to the Titan and blew it up. *facepalm of monolithic proportions* Jesus Christ, man... How hard is it to just head to a location, kill all the enemies, take whatever we need to or blow up whatever we need to, with no bullsh*t? No Savage, Hydra, Rhino or any other serious military artillery? What happened to just killing enemies with a gun?

Its cheaper than ammo! I do the dame if I can to save money in the long run!

[Anasterian]

Those biker supply mission NPCs..

 

I'm standing about 100m away from them. NPCs and myself are in cover. I get out of cover, pull out my sniper rifle. They aren't shooting or aiming at me, just sitting behind some crates. One of them has his head exposed.

 

Headshot.

 

Half a second later, three of them blindfire right at me, with like only one bullet or so missing me. I lost over half my life right away. R* isn't even trying to hide it anymore, those NPCs could hit a pixel of your hitbox from 500m away with a pistol from behind cover with blindfire.

 

Then I got to that Humane Labs resupply mission. Bunch of 'scientists', more like T-1000 units in lab clothes wielding AP pistols(gg R*).

 

 

 

Another thing, idiots in heists. Not just normal idiots. They don't just, you know, get out of cover, kill a bunch of enemies and get shot. No. This idiot managed to die in Pacific Standard - Vans..

 

Me and one other guy are navigators. Idiot gets in my passenger seat. I get one van picture, navigator 2 gets another one. Two to go. Idiot starts shooting around, gets cops on us. I hide in the train track tunnels. Go pretty far away from the entrance, too, just in case. Lost cops. He gets out since I'm not moving, starts shooting at my car. That doesn't do much, so I drive away. I figure, hey at least he won't be much of a problem now.

 

In the meantime, navigator 2 got the 3rd van. He's approaching the 4th one. 4th picture is in. Lester says his sh*t, we're about to steal the van. I see one of my other team mates is close to the van we need to steal, we're almost done-

 

Idiot dies. SOMEHOW. I don't even f... know how, but he managed to die. And to be fair, in another attempt, he kept shooting. One of the other team mates told him not to, but that did jack sh*t and he f*cked up another attempt or two. Some people playing this game are so stupid that I can't believe R* thinks any one of those specimen are capable of buying a shark card, or convincing anyone to do so for them.

[rlk232]

Players are fleeing this game like the rich fled the titanic hours before it sunk. Have had so many friends quit the game, including several more of them selling the damn thing. Yeh, I'm 726 and 331 on my two chars, have everything you can have and oodles of legit bucks, but there's nothing to do and nobody to help me do it/keep my interest. Really sad.

 

"Met God-disappointed. Dopey beard. Couldn't even move a rock he himself created, sad."

[Coleco]

On the very rare occasions where I'm actually up for a bit of PvP in Freeroam, I can always count on the LSPD to utterly ruin it.

[Nacho Z]

Joined a random contact mission, Titan of a Job, easy money. Someone gets on mic, tells everyone he's got this and tells us not to enter the airport hangar. I say screw that and head in with my Tropos. Killing enemies when I hear a horn behind me and then get run over by a dickhead in a Rhino. Seriously, who the hell brings a tank to a mission like this? One wrong shot and you'll- yep. He shot too close to the Titan and blew it up. *facepalm of monolithic proportions* Jesus Christ, man... How hard is it to just head to a location, kill all the enemies, take whatever we need to or blow up whatever we need to, with no bullsh*t? No Savage, Hydra, Rhino or any other serious military artillery? What happened to just killing enemies with a gun?

I mean you don't expect a Rhino to f*ck things up but I wouldn't call A Titan of a Job with randoms easy money, there are several things that can and do go wrong.

[JoeBoneless]

When you play ROCKETS vs Insurgents and the other team has pistols....

[ciel]

Game crashed twice on me right after I clicked sell product. The frustration is real rn

[Kushology]

Game crashed twice on me right after I clicked sell product. The frustration is real rn

Seconded.

[Jammsbro]

Those biker supply mission NPCs..

 

I'm standing about 100m away from them. NPCs and myself are in cover. I get out of cover, pull out my sniper rifle. They aren't shooting or aiming at me, just sitting behind some crates. One of them has his head exposed.

 

Headshot.

 

Half a second later, three of them blindfire right at me, with like only one bullet or so missing me. I lost over half my life right away. R* isn't even trying to hide it anymore, those NPCs could hit a pixel of your hitbox from 500m away with a pistol from behind cover with blindfire.

 

Then I got to that Humane Labs resupply mission. Bunch of 'scientists', more like T-1000 units in lab clothes wielding AP pistols(gg R*).

 

 

 

Another thing, idiots in heists. Not just normal idiots. They don't just, you know, get out of cover, kill a bunch of enemies and get shot. No. This idiot managed to die in Pacific Standard - Vans..

 

Me and one other guy are navigators. Idiot gets in my passenger seat. I get one van picture, navigator 2 gets another one. Two to go. Idiot starts shooting around, gets cops on us. I hide in the train track tunnels. Go pretty far away from the entrance, too, just in case. Lost cops. He gets out since I'm not moving, starts shooting at my car. That doesn't do much, so I drive away. I figure, hey at least he won't be much of a problem now.

 

In the meantime, navigator 2 got the 3rd van. He's approaching the 4th one. 4th picture is in. Lester says his sh*t, we're about to steal the van. I see one of my other team mates is close to the van we need to steal, we're almost done-

 

Idiot dies. SOMEHOW. I don't even f... know how, but he managed to die. And to be fair, in another attempt, he kept shooting. One of the other team mates told him not to, but that did jack sh*t and he f*cked up another attempt or two. Some people playing this game are so stupid that I can't believe R* thinks any one of those specimen are capable of buying a shark card, or convincing anyone to do so for them.

I've been playing missions where I am in cover and enemies are blind firing me and hitting. So I break and move and the keep blind firing me and hitting, as I move and without ever looking up.

 

I've been blind fired and hit, went to sneak mode, moved into cover and had enemies blind fire me without even knowing where I moved to. It's stupid.

[wut]

Why the f*ck do you join a f*cking heist to only leave it the moment you're in-game? Are you a f*cking idiot? Why yes, these kids are.

 

I sometimes do this if I search a random job and it throws me in a heist I don't like (series a).

The host launches job the second you join with out giving you a chance to leave

[ciel]

This is what happens when I take short cuts in these these sh*t on wheels.

 

 

 

 

Edited October 31, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Skycam]

Slightly off topic [email protected]'s.

 

My second ps4 controller is on its way out. Both stopped holding a charge. f*ck!

 

My data usage for my phone is almost maxed. I have about three weeks before I get new data. It's going to be a long couple of weeks.. Maybe I'll actually get some work done without my phone. I guess I wasn't connected to the WiFi at home so I unnecessarily used most of my data. Double f*ck!!

[Parth13]

 

Joined a random contact mission, Titan of a Job, easy money. Someone gets on mic, tells everyone he's got this and tells us not to enter the airport hangar. I say screw that and head in with my Tropos. Killing enemies when I hear a horn behind me and then get run over by a dickhead in a Rhino. Seriously, who the hell brings a tank to a mission like this? One wrong shot and you'll- yep. He shot too close to the Titan and blew it up. *facepalm of monolithic proportions* Jesus Christ, man... How hard is it to just head to a location, kill all the enemies, take whatever we need to or blow up whatever we need to, with no bullsh*t? No Savage, Hydra, Rhino or any other serious military artillery? What happened to just killing enemies with a gun?

Its cheaper than ammo! I do the dame if I can to save money in the long run!

 

I use buzzard as i'm more used to the miniguns on it than any other armed vehicles. i just make sure i don't move my aim to the titan while shooting and all can be killed.

[gtarusty]

This is what happens when I take short cuts in these these sh*t on wheels.

 

 

 

 

OMG I had the same problem and I got stuck. The thing that upset me was I could only rock the truck back and forth a few times and then the truck caught on fire.........I feel your pain

[Hunter]

I'm going to have to get something done about my businesses. First it was just meant to be something to have in the background while I browse here and make money on jobs (or maybe I'm in the mood for fighting). But now it's basically taking it all over.

 

Having 5 is just too much. Any spare time on GTA is now just going back and forth resupplying them, or selling in one of those slow things.

 

I might just shut down the ones that don't make as much. Wonder what the optimal number of businesses is?

[JoeBoneless]

My character has long hair

 

Stop messaging me asking 'r u a girl'

 

I mean wtf if I am anyways f'n creepy kids

[Shadowfennekin]

I'm going to have to get something done about my businesses. First it was just meant to be something to have in the background while I browse here and make money on jobs (or maybe I'm in the mood for fighting). But now it's basically taking it all over.

 

Having 5 is just too much. Any spare time on GTA is now just going back and forth resupplying them, or selling in one of those slow things.

 

I might just shut down the ones that don't make as much. Wonder what the optimal number of businesses is?

You own all 5?

I'd just keep the drug businesses going assuming you own one of each business. Document forgery is the worst one.

[ciel]

My character has long hair

 

Stop messaging me asking 'r u a girl'

 

I mean wtf if I am anyways f'n creepy kids

 

Should've replied with "I used to be. ;)"

[Hunter]

I'd just keep the drug businesses going assuming you own one of each business. Document forgery is the worst one.

Oh yeah - to be honest the best thing about the document forgery is that it has a greenscreen to goof around with.

 

I think I'll shut that, then the next lowest (either weed or counterfeit cash).

 

Not sure yet if I'll keep it to just two or three. I don't know, it's just so frantic at the moment.

 

I'll shut down a few anyway, and keep them sleeping for when I really need to make money.

[Parth13]

I'm going to have to get something done about my businesses. First it was just meant to be something to have in the background while I browse here and make money on jobs (or maybe I'm in the mood for fighting). But now it's basically taking it all over.

 

Having 5 is just too much. Any spare time on GTA is now just going back and forth resupplying them, or selling in one of those slow things.

 

I might just shut down the ones that don't make as much. Wonder what the optimal number of businesses is?

I'd say 2-3 businesses are good enough, Keep the Counterfits, Coke, Meth/Weed,

[Hunter]

I'd say 2-3 businesses are good enough, Keep the Counterfits, Coke, Meth/Weed,

I think I'll do that. Thanks by the way.

 

 

Now this - this - I'm really sick of.

[Parth13]

 

I'd say 2-3 businesses are good enough, Keep the Counterfits, Coke, Meth/Weed,

I think I'll do that. Thanks by the way.

 

Now this - this - I'm really sick of.

 

also if you want to avoid those postal vans just sell the businesses at (1)-(1.5)-(2) bars as the MC business doesn't have the percentage oriented sales like CEO Crates. you will make the same money at selling small as selling the whole stock.

Edit:- you get less vehicles when you sell like this, sometimes you might get more vehicles though as it's more random but not all the time.

Edited October 31, 2016 by Parth13

[Gray-Hand]

They have to do something about what happens after a CEO or Biker pickup or delivery is failed.

 

When the product or crate is destroyed, 2 things happen:

1. A big banner appears across the screen for several seconds;and

2. You get a call from either your assistant or LJT telling you what just happened.

 

I f*ckING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! I WAS RIGHT THERE! IN FACT I'M RIGHT HERE NOW TRYING TO KILL THE PRICK WHO JUST WRECKED MY sh*t! GET OFF MY f*ckING SCREEN AND STOP TALKING! YOU ARE GETTING IN MY WAY!

 

The banner blocks your field of view and the phone call stops you from being able to run. Both those things can easily be fatal in a pop situation, so it's not really great game design that they are both scheduled to happen at a time that player on player combat will either be in progress or imminent.

[AlmondBrown]

So, what is it that is fun about randomly and repeatedly killing a player who is minding his own business and has no interest in fighting back or playing along? Even more so when it's been made evidently clearly that he/she has no interesting in fighting by literally standing there and just letting them bullets hit them multiple times. I genuinely don't understand and I need answers.

[Gray-Hand]

A tiny bump to K/D ratio.

[Dacelo]

Lovely thing to log onto today - all my saved outfits, including ones I had saved from the DAY I LOGGED ON, were deleted.

Goodbye police outfit, all my duffel bags, everything. Yet I still see somebody at level 8000, somebody teleporting around the map doing time trials in decimals of a second, people in godmode, etc.

Glad to know R* priorities still lie in f*cking over players who mind their own business rather than dealing with actual problems with their sh*tty excuse for a multiplayer game.

[Horse_With_No_Name]

Hate when people are so bad they just resort to call me modder.

 

It was a 3v1 Melee battle, I didn't win but it was close there was ranks 760,230, and a 61. I pretty much bodied them all but it was 3v1. Retarded little 61 keeps calling me a modder. He said I kept 1 hit killing him, but that's was because I used quad damage. Then he said he'll report ok.

 

His arguments

-one hit killed- (quad damage)

-high level- (been playing the game for 2 and half years)

-modded outfit (I don't know what kinda vision problems this kid has but I was literally wearing a black t shirt w/ blue jeans

 

*reported for being to good*

[-LN-]

Error 502: Bad Gateway

 

What is going on with this site? It's been going offline over and over for the last hour and a half.

 

This isn't good for those of us who are obviously addicted.

[Rocket Skates]

Error 502: Bad Gateway

 

What is going on with this site? It's been going offline over and over for the last hour and a half.

 

This isn't good for those of us who are obviously addicted.

I too am getting this.