The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Charles_Lee_Raye]

Got sick of crate grinding awhile ago so took a break. Decided to start again last night. First 3crate buy is a Valkyrie.

 

Fvck off seriously remove the fvcking Valkyrie buy. I immediately quit after it cycles every time. Its soo infuriating.

[abaris11]

Got sick of crate grinding awhile ago so took a break. Decided to start again last night. First 3crate buy is a Valkyrie.

 

Fvck off seriously remove the fvcking Valkyrie buy. I immediately quit after it cycles every time. Its soo infuriating.

 

It gets less troublesome when owning a Buzzard. I virtually rage quit every Valkyrie crate mission when still riding a car, since that sh*t is all over the map in seconds. But the game knows how to troll you. Since I have the Buzzard, I only had one Valkyrie mission so far.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

 

 

 

On the technical side, I am officially done with this game. There is nothing to do in this sorry-ass game on Last Gen, which is why I'm poor. I don't have any reason to grind up and buy something. Everything is fine. I have a maxed Bati, Ruffian (since 1.15 actually) and Insurgent, own a Hydra, Savage and a Seashark (for dem target-at-see type missions), a house in Paleto, another in Sandy Shores, and a last one in Bay City. Nothing else to get.

 

Besra and/or vestra? No to both. I buy them only to end up not using them at all. A High-End apartment? Again, nope. No reason. Have everything Heists-related, sparing the Lectro which I don't feel the need to go through FIVE Heists just to get. Armored kuruma? Might buy it. Might not. In any case, I can't bother.

 

 

And let's not bring the constant freezing....

 

Why stay in a situation you are unhappy with? The game has plenty to offer for current generation players. Don't blame the game blame yourself.

People who talk to you and act like they know everything about you even though they don't.

 

You're right. It's MY fault that PS4's are no less than a thousand here in my country. It's MY fault that the Dollar is expensive compared to my county's currency. Its MY fault that Sony are too f*cking stupid to add Libya in the "my region" thing. Its also MY fault that said retards decided to force a subscription fee down PS4 players' throats. Yep, everything is wrong because of me.

 

No one is forcing you to live in f*cking libya. You saved up for a ps3 and gta v and I'm sure other games before why not do it again?

I've only payed for ps plus a few times before I found out I can just use the free trial over and over two years ago.

 

Also please slam your head into the desk again for good measure.

Please. Stop embarrassing yourself.

 

First of all, yes, I AM forced to live in Libya. Ever tried moving away from a country at war to another? Especially if your country's currency is piss compared to anything else? No? Then don't say word. Besides, the roads to both Egypt (ehich is just as bad as Libya) and Tunisia are closed. How am I supposed to "move"? Become a bird and fly?

 

Second, I didn't "save up" for a PS3. Or a PS2. Or anything. I only "saved up" for my laptop. Everything else was a 'gift' by my parents. Only PS3 and DS (back when I was playing with it) that I bought with my own "money". Plus, a $145 LYD is a walk in the park comapred to, and I quote, one-thousand and five-hundred (1,500) LYD.

 

Third, I already have like a thousand saved up and kicking. It's my parents who don't want me to buy *another* console where my current one still functions properly. Fourth, *I* don't want a PS4 right now. Not with the ridiculous price - you can buy a high-end PC capable of running GTAV on Ultra with the price of a PS4 coupled with GTAV. GTA games, SP-wise: PC > Console (due to modding, which is why MP wise CGConsoles > PC).

 

Fifth, GTAV is the only CG game that strokes my "interest". Why should I buy an entire gaming platform just for a single game? Skyrim Remastered is the only CG game that ACTUALLY strikes me completely, and I still don't care about PS4's. If I didnt buy a PS4 for DooM 4, I'm not gonna buy it over another stupid game.

 

Lastly, Sixth, quit acting like a f*cking know-it-all when you don't even know anything about me. You just lost every possible argument when you said "nothing iz holdin u n libya hurr durr", shows your way of thinking. Idiot.

Edited August 11, 2016 by ten-a-penny

[mareepx]

i wish the re-7b had more torque, had more weight, or didn't have the worst god damn launch of any car

 

blocked on the finish line and physically couldn't get past the loser

 

could have got round him or pushed him in most other supercars

[TKDSnovelist]

First of all, yes, I AM forced to live in Libya. Ever tried moving away from a country at war to another? Especially if your country's currency is piss compared to anything else? No? Then don't say word. Besides, the roads to both Egypt (ehich is just as bad as Libya) and Tunisia are closed. How am I supposed to "move"? Become a bird and fly?

 

You could still marry me, and get my citizenship, living with me in Europe

[ash-274]

This guy

 

"zero_modz_2016"

Rank 8000

Doesn't own a boat, helicopter, or plane

Low-ish stats, but not too low of a Mental State

0.56 K/D

MP3 crew

 

Yeah, zero mods

 

Congrats to the community for 1000+ pages of B&M

Edited August 11, 2016 by ash-274

[Voit Turyv]

This guy

 

"zero_modz_2016"

Rank 8000

Doesn't own a boat, helicopter, or plane

Low-ish stats, but not too low of a Mental State

0.56 K/D

MP3 crew

 

Yeah, zero mods

 

Congrats to the community for 1000+ pages of B&M

what a dick of him

 

Also, on a related note, what a freaking nohand:

Edited August 11, 2016 by Shao Kahn

[ash-274]

Next B&M from today:

 

Finish a stunt race that went well (very low ramming and high podium placement)

Voting screen:

 

High Flyer (Motorcycles)

Splits (Compacts)

Over the Bridge (Motorcycles)

Nightlife (Motorcycles)

Forest (Motorcycles)

 

I don't think I mashed the Circle button so hard on a voting screen in the nearly-3-years I've played Online.

[Cratoz]

 

Extra health glitch is back. Ugh let's see how many people will exploit it this time and will feel special.

Uhhh, you mean Bullsh*t Testiclestones?

 

(page 1000 pls)

Of course not, lol.

There was a bug few updates ago that got you double health.. Or the beast health from Beast vs. Slasher.

 

Now it's back (only confirmed on PS4 by now) but I'm not sure how much health you get this time, but surely wasn't fair last time nor will be this.

 

If someone survives a direct hit with the rocket and you're sure they aren't using BST you can be almost certain they are using this exploit.

 

Just wait until it gets more popular... OR hopefully fixed asap.

Edited August 11, 2016 by Cratoz

[ash-274]

 

This guy

 

"zero_modz_2016"

Rank 8000

Doesn't own a boat, helicopter, or plane

Low-ish stats, but not too low of a Mental State

0.56 K/D

MP3 crew

 

Yeah, zero mods

 

Congrats to the community for 1000+ pages of B&M

what a dick of him

 

Also, on a related note, what a freaking nohand:

 

I found his long-lost brother!

(Meanwhile my outfits get deleted, including the ones that are all normal, owned clothes with no logo-swaps or mask/hat combos)

Edited August 11, 2016 by ash-274

[xJoeeeyy]

This bellend.

Edited August 11, 2016 by xJoeeeyy

[ciel]

That shirt is f*cking ugly.

[ash-274]

"http://imgur.com/CALZpn6"

This bellend.

I lol'ed

 

If he was tying the fastest (PS4) lap ever in Criminal Records (11.576 seconds) and did one-lap races, always beating another player, it would take him just under 134 straight days of playing with instant restarts and no breaks to amass that many races.

Edited August 11, 2016 by ash-274

[DominusTaranis]

If GTAF could stop sending me to threads I didn't click....that'd be grreeeeaaaaat.

 

Ffs the gtao videos thread wasn't even on my f*ckin screen!

[Cavot]

1000 pages of bitching and moaning, we've come a long way.

[malcolmfunktion]

I won't ruin what seems like a pre teen girls party by commenting in their thread but Jesus f*cking Christ what's up with the "Miss Los Santos 2016". That's some seriously embarrassing sh*t.

[Cavot]

I won't ruin what seems like a pre teen girls party by commenting in their thread but Jesus f*cking Christ what's up with the "Miss Los Santos 2016". That's some seriously embarrassing sh*t.

It's just something different from the usual Snapmatic contests that are hosted here on GTAF. Besides, this only happens once a year. I think it brings out the creativity of Snapmatic artists and the uniqueness of their characters.

[Lisha]

Was roaming around the city with my bf when some guy approaches us on a motorbike. He keeps beeping at me because he wants me to get on, I said in the chat "No thank you". From that point on, he decided to keep following us to kill us. I had to call mercs and a mugger on him before he'd leave the lobby.

 

Just because someone doesn't wanna hang with you doesn't mean you need to flip sh*t and act like an arsehole.

[Skycam]

I can't stand crew members killing other crew members, back when I was more active with my crew you would get a target on your head for a few days for this and then when we were done killing you repeatedly you would get the boot.

 

That goes for players on my friends list that try to kill me. Only if you are on my friends list and attack it's an insta-unfriend, unless we were really good friends having fun.

 

I have to worry about countless amounts of other players, I shouldn't have to worry about my friends and crew too. That's the whole point of joining a crew or adding a friend, a few less players to worry about.

 

Edit*

I may have bitched about this already, but still.

Edited August 11, 2016 by Skycam

[Mini Madrazo]

 

 

This guy

 

"zero_modz_2016"

Rank 8000

Doesn't own a boat, helicopter, or plane

Low-ish stats, but not too low of a Mental State

0.56 K/D

MP3 crew

 

Yeah, zero mods

 

Congrats to the community for 1000+ pages of B&M

what a dick of him

 

Also, on a related note, what a freaking nohand:

 

I found his long-lost brother!

(Meanwhile my outfits get deleted, including the ones that are all normal, owned clothes with no logo-swaps or mask/hat combos)

Ugly as sh*t

[OBeef619]

When I win 3 rounds of Adversary - $39k

When opp wins 3 rounds of Adversary - $98k

[TheFroggmann]

 

 

Extra health glitch is back. Ugh let's see how many people will exploit it this time and will feel special.

Uhhh, you mean Bullsh*t Testiclestones?

 

(page 1000 pls)

Of course not, lol.

There was a bug few updates ago that got you double health.. Or the beast health from Beast vs. Slasher.

 

Now it's back (only confirmed on PS4 by now) but I'm not sure how much health you get this time, but surely wasn't fair last time nor will be this.

 

If someone survives a direct hit with the rocket and you're sure they aren't using BST you can be almost certain they are using this exploit.

 

Just wait until it gets more popular... OR hopefully fixed asap.

 

 

If it doesn't involve money it will never be fixed...

[ash-274]

 

 

 

Extra health glitch is back. Ugh let's see how many people will exploit it this time and will feel special.

Uhhh, you mean Bullsh*t Testiclestones?

 

(page 1000 pls)

Of course not, lol.

There was a bug few updates ago that got you double health.. Or the beast health from Beast vs. Slasher.

 

Now it's back (only confirmed on PS4 by now) but I'm not sure how much health you get this time, but surely wasn't fair last time nor will be this.

 

If someone survives a direct hit with the rocket and you're sure they aren't using BST you can be almost certain they are using this exploit.

 

Just wait until it gets more popular... OR hopefully fixed asap.

 

 

If it doesn't involve money it will never be fixed...

 

More-than-permitted health would mean players can do PvE stuff more easily... and that will not stand, by Rockstar's policy.

[Nacho Z]

 

I won't ruin what seems like a pre teen girls party by commenting in their thread but Jesus f*cking Christ what's up with the "Miss Los Santos 2016". That's some seriously embarrassing sh*t.

It's just something different from the usual Snapmatic contests that are hosted here on GTAF. Besides, this only happens once a year. I think it brings out the creativity of Snapmatic artists and the uniqueness of their characters.Exactly, I don't have a female character nor do I like beauty contests but it's something different and creativity is something to appreciate.

 

Plus, if I'm being honest, last years was great entertainment value with all the passive aggressive (and straight up good old fashioned regular aggressive) comments and arguments. Good fun.

Edited August 12, 2016 by Nacho Z

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

The fact that people still grind potshot/Rooftop rumble/coveted and heists, when VIP work nets you more money in less time and efforts.

 

Also F*ck these Useless F*cking Sh*thead B*tch Ass Bastards of a CEO/VIPs that do nothing but be an asshole and kill people, Do some F*cking VIP work or something to make us money goddamnit...

[Zader]

Whoa, holy f*ck, boils and ghouls. _{^{And those otherwise inclined.}}

We've successfully complained for over 1000 pages.

 

Here's to 1000 more.

 

On topic, sort of: More so a B&M about the console, but why can I not get the PS4 to also record the voice chat?

 

My videos would be beautifully accentuated by the sounds of people screaming in anger at me through their crackly mics.

[Skycam]

The fact that people still grind potshot/Rooftop rumble/coveted and heists, when VIP work nets you more money in less time and efforts.

 

Also F*ck these Useless F*cking Sh*thead B*tch Ass Bastards of a CEO/VIPs that do nothing but be an asshole and kill people, Do some F*cking VIP work or something to make us money goddamnit...

It's funny, I'd rather them stay busy killing each other so I can get some work done and not have to worry about waiting for them to finish, or so I don't have to stop what I'm doing to go stop them.

 

If someone is in my lobby trying to work i will do my best to stop them. Recently I did a round of headhunter, took three minutes or so. Another ceo started when I was done, so I had to wait 15 minutes instead of 5 minutes to do another job. It was fun though because I was stopping them from the sky while the rest of the lobby was stopping them from the ground, when that was over I was able to launch HH again and finish it in 3 mins. That organization of 4 must of felt bad.

 

Anyways yeah, I'd rather be the only one working so I don't have to worry about waiting for others.

[Irish45455]

Pissed off some country boy redneck type today. You know, the kind of "hick" who drives a two wheel drive lifted Ranger with 33 inch tires that his parents paid for, and although he claims to be a redneck, has an iPhone and an iPad. Anyways, he kept beeping at me and wanted to go offroading because we both had Contenders and I was like, "No thanks. I just like drifting around in mine." He was like (in the thickest redneck accent ever) "Ya cain't drift yer Contender! Ya got muddin' tires on it, take it off road with may! Yer just a damn poser! Fake ass mudder!"

[Khaisz]

I can't stand crew members killing other crew members, back when I was more active with my crew you would get a target on your head for a few days for this and then when we were done killing you repeatedly you would get the boot.

 

That goes for players on my friends list that try to kill me. Only if you are on my friends list and attack it's an insta-unfriend, unless we were really good friends having fun.

 

I have to worry about countless amounts of other players, I shouldn't have to worry about my friends and crew too. That's the whole point of joining a crew or adding a friend, a few less players to worry about.

 

Edit*

I may have bitched about this already, but still.

I agree, the reason you add friends to your list or join a crew us because you trust those people and want to play with them, not to have more people who will kill you.

That is why I joined a crew that does not allow crew killing.

I also only add people to my friend list I know won't kill me on sight.

Had 2 people in my past that I added, while one of them was super sweet, the other would on "accident" snipe me from time to time because "he thought I was an enemy and don't use the map except to get direction where to look with the sniper", so I ended up removing him from my list so he would stop "accidently" snipe me.

 

Although if they are my really close friends I don't mind being killed by them because I kill them too and it's all just in good fun.

But out of the 20-30ish people on my list, only 6-7 fall in the safe zone, And 4-5 out of the 6-7 only play semi-regular, and the other 2 are doing time trials like me.

[WarZoneTheDriver]

f*ck this damn game.

 

Just got my first special cargo, the Gold Minigun, and I'm flying there and I f*cking disconnect.

 

Ha. Ha. Ha.