The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Big_Show]

Whats with all this empty lobby sh*te? Its getting behond a joke rockstar need to focus on this instead of draining fantasy funds!

 

yeah I 2nd this, on PS4 lobbies keep splitting up, and loading screens are taking for ever! What the hell did R* do to the system?

[jdwarfer]

115566

OMG you really apply IRL driving rules to GTA? xD

The only rule I apply is braking before taking a curve... which is just common sense anyway.

Edited October 27, 2016 by jdwarfer

[Dacelo]

 

Why does it seem like 99% of players have no common sense whatsoever? I see them do the stupidest things ever, including:

- flying their car through corners without breaking

- crashing and smashing into everything

- not being able to maintain the most basic of basics: driving in the middle of a lane. Instead, they drive as if they're on drugs/drunk (i.e. not having control over their car. I know that this is partially affected by the driving stat, but come on).

- jumping out of my car mid-heist

- dying several times mid-heist

I know that any normal person would never do these things. Oh look, a car, I can't figure out that I will crash into it even though I'm speeding at 120 mph inside a city (where the max is 55 mph). Oh look, I'm driving on a lane, could that possibly mean I have to skiddle on the outside of the curb and ruin my tires? Why yes, let's do that. And so on..

I mean, it's like they never even heard of the following real life driving principles. It's like they don't have a driver's license in real life.

Everyone with a driver's license knows them and applies them, even in a game, because they actually help you not to crash into every other obstacle:

(rules rules rules)

 

 

It's a viddy game, that's why

[115566]

115566

OMG you really apply IRL driving rules to GTA? xD

The only rule I apply is braking before taking a curve... which is just common sense anyway.

I do, I do because I don't like to crash often (plus, I read it gives you more RP) and these rules help me out a lot. In general, I manage not to crash though.

I'm glad you have the common sense to break before a curve because we all know how these little 9 year olds drive.. it's a nightmare.

[Nacho Z]

I'm not usually one to complain about spelling but it's brake dammit, not break. Break is what I do to a plate every time I see someone write break when they mean brake, which is all of the times.

[115566]

I'm not usually one to complain about spelling but it's brake dammit, not break. Break is what I do to a plate every time I see someone write break when they mean brake, which is all of the times.

My apologies, I just got up and I'm not very awake.

[Nacho Z]

 

I'm not usually one to complain about spelling but it's brake dammit, not break. Break is what I do to a plate every time I see someone write break when they mean brake, which is all of the times.

My apologies, I just got up and I'm not very awake.

Mine too, I don't like to have a go at people for something as trivial as spelling.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

Whats with all this empty lobby sh*te? Its getting behond a joke rockstar need to focus on this instead of draining fantasy funds!

 

yeah I 2nd this, on PS4 lobbies keep splitting up, and loading screens are taking for ever! What the hell did R* do to the system?

 

Ever since that raptor came out its been awful

[Cackling Jack]

 

 

Wow people are still talking about that been like 6 hours now.

 

5:21am here in Yamanashi and people still talking about it.

 

Crazy how one solely view of mine started a huge fight.

It was pretty annoying and people were annoyed about it, that's the extent of it. I wouldn't get a big head about it.

I'm not just usually things die around here like in a hr or 2.

 

Either way I moved on I think everyone should too.

 

Gonna drink green tea and start the day.

 

 

Green tea aint bad. I had that when I was in Japan,

 

On topic. For once I could just find the the obey tailgator. That is all.

 

#rant over

[magical76]

So I joined a lobby with 5 other people yesterday, just to do crates. Before I even had a chance to get started, I get a "people are voting to get you kicked". This was minutes into me joinging. I hadnt gone after anyone and wasnt going to. By booting me because I'm not in their gang, its wrong and its cheating. How do I report these f*cking pricks? Not one messaged me to say "peace" or whatever.

 

[Shadowfennekin]

I wish Simeon would just f*ck off.

Sometimes I'll go out of my way to get him to f*ck off.

But as I'm approaching the door to deliver the car, somebody starts a MC/CEO mission right that second and the S disappears.

I really hope the Vehicle businesses make him entirely obsolete and remove him from the game. Sure there is a reward for exporting but it's been 3 damn years just retire it like you unjustly retired Smuggler Planes within a few months!

[Big_Show]

 

 

 

Wow people are still talking about that been like 6 hours now.

 

5:21am here in Yamanashi and people still talking about it.

 

Crazy how one solely view of mine started a huge fight.

It was pretty annoying and people were annoyed about it, that's the extent of it. I wouldn't get a big head about it.

I'm not just usually things die around here like in a hr or 2.

 

Either way I moved on I think everyone should too.

 

Gonna drink green tea and start the day.

 

 

Green tea aint bad. I had that when I was in Japan,

 

On topic. For once I could just find the the obey tailgator. That is all.

 

#rant over

 

 

if you want a street tailgator, frequent the golf course parking area. I was always able to find one there.

[Cackling Jack]

 

 

 

 

Wow people are still talking about that been like 6 hours now.

 

5:21am here in Yamanashi and people still talking about it.

 

Crazy how one solely view of mine started a huge fight.

It was pretty annoying and people were annoyed about it, that's the extent of it. I wouldn't get a big head about it.

I'm not just usually things die around here like in a hr or 2.

 

Either way I moved on I think everyone should too.

 

Gonna drink green tea and start the day.

 

 

Green tea aint bad. I had that when I was in Japan,

 

On topic. For once I could just find the the obey tailgator. That is all.

 

#rant over

 

 

You can buy the Obey Tailgater from Super San Andreas Motorcars.

 

 

Yeah I know. I want to see if I can get a spawn in one.

[Big_Show]

 

 

Whats with all this empty lobby sh*te? Its getting behond a joke rockstar need to focus on this instead of draining fantasy funds!

 

yeah I 2nd this, on PS4 lobbies keep splitting up, and loading screens are taking for ever! What the hell did R* do to the system?

 

Ever since that raptor came out its been awful

 

 

f*ck the Raptor then! When was a 3 wheeler ever a good idea? (morgan 3 wheeler not included)

[DangerZ0neX]

>"I've given you some Post-OP vans to be discreet and unnoticed."

>Meanwhile, every kiddie in Los Santos knows my position at all time in a slow-ass van and are preparing their sticky bombs

 

Here's a good ol' finger extended towards whoever programmed and designed this sh*tfest.

Edited October 27, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

 

Whats with all this empty lobby sh*te? Its getting behond a joke rockstar need to focus on this instead of draining fantasy funds!

yeah I 2nd this, on PS4 lobbies keep splitting up, and loading screens are taking for ever! What the hell did R* do to the system?

 

Ever since that raptor came out its been awful

 

f*ck the Raptor then! When was a 3 wheeler ever a good idea? (morgan 3 wheeler not included)

Lol cant forget the reliant robin rockstar should add one of them id have hours of fun in it

[115566]

If you guys are worrying about why the game is so slow, there is probably one main reason: money. They don't invest cloud architecture into a platform that just doesn't seem strategically interesting anymore. This is the reason they stopped updating the game on the xbox360. Of course, I'm referring to the previous-gen consoles here.

[Cackling Jack]

 

 

You can buy the Obey Tailgater from Super San Andreas Motorcars.

 

 

Yeah I know. I want to see if I can get a spawn in one.

 

What for? Is it any different?

 

 

Nah im just a tight arse when it comes to cash.

Edited October 27, 2016 by JackIrish

[Mervz789]

Hey LJT thanks for the slow ass Post Vans real Appreciated. Also stop calling me. You called me twice in a row I GET THE f*ckING MESSAGE!!!!

[TCMike]

It still pisses me off how interiors are closed in free roam. Even in story mode. Jesus R*, come on.

[DangerZ0neX]

Thanks to Rockstar's sudden money wipe, now every modded account I've come across is griefing the sessions out of frustration and ruining the peace that was between my biker business and two other CEOs.

 

All I managed to do was put a 9K bounty on him and crash his jet, but he already destroyed the sale vehicles of one of the organizations and caused the panicked traffic NPCs to turn my supply van upside-down after I've gotten out of it to deal with this jackass.

 

I know about solo sessions and MTU and whatnot, but man, there's serious revenue when you sell a single bar of your products in a populated lobby.

Edited October 27, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[Big_Show]

Thanks to Rockstar's sudden money wipe, now every modded account I've come across is griefing the sessions out of frustration and ruining the peace that was between my biker business and two other CEOs.

 

All I managed to do was put a 9K bounty on him and crash his jet, but he already destroyed the sale vehicles of one of the organizations and caused the panicked traffic NPCs to turn my supply van upside-down after I've gotten out of it to deal with this jackass.

 

I know about solo sessions and MTU and whatnot, but man, there's serioues revenue when you sell a single bar of your products in a populated lobby.

 

yeah and people think that modded money encourages griefing. I think modded money makes for a more peaceful environment. How much money do you need to call up a hydra? You know if you run out of money, you can still blow up PVs? and you can do it for free!

[DangerZ0neX]

 

Thanks to Rockstar's sudden money wipe, now every modded account I've come across is griefing the sessions out of frustration and ruining the peace that was between my biker business and two other CEOs.

 

All I managed to do was put a 9K bounty on him and crash his jet, but he already destroyed the sale vehicles of one of the organizations and caused the panicked traffic NPCs to turn my supply van upside-down after I've gotten out of it to deal with this jackass.

 

I know about solo sessions and MTU and whatnot, but man, there's serioues revenue when you sell a single bar of your products in a populated lobby.

yeah and people think that modded money encourages griefing. I think modded money makes for a more peaceful environment. How much money do you need to call up a hydra? You know if you run out of money, you can still blow up PVs? and you can do it for free!

I'm on the same boat as you, dude. You can be a griefer whether you're a legit player or glitcher modder, all it takes is is 3 million bucks and you have a jet at your disposal no matter what your level is.

[Big_Show]

All it takes is a trip to Fort Zancudo

[Hunter]

All it takes is a trip to Fort Zancudo

And one of those is a f*cking nightmare to deal with anyway - more so than the Hydra probably.*

 

 

 

*As long as the right person is using it. I know, there are techniques for getting them down. I've used them all. Just with a good player in there, they're so powerful.

 

 

Edited October 27, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[PetrolCB]

Not a bitch and moan, it's more of a question. How do you change your "favorite" bike for MC work? I tried using a different one primarily, thinking it would change, but no luck.

 

Any idea?

[Ghia_00]

6 heist setups in a row, everytime somebody's connection drops or someone leaves.

 

 

f*ck me, and this system too

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

I personally think modded money gives very little advantage when it comes to greifing, my early days all i had was a sultan and not a pot to piss in but the buzzard was free after rank 42 (spawn locations) and the bad sport trips followed pretty fast after

 

when you get messages from rockstar saying "we are monitoring your account" it says it all lol

Edited October 27, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Kushology]

Not a bitch and moan, it's more of a question. How do you change your "favorite" bike for MC work? I tried using a different one primarily, thinking it would change, but no luck.

 

Any idea?

Nothing is possible at the moment other than hoping they add such option next patch.

Edited October 27, 2016 by Kushology

[PetrolCB]

 

Not a bitch and moan, it's more of a question. How do you change your "favorite" bike for MC work? I tried using a different one primarily, thinking it would change, but no luck.

 

Any idea?

Nothing is possible at the moment other than hoping they add such option next patch.

 

Damn, I guess I could always just sell it, use the other and then buy it back.