The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[whywontyoulisten]

It's 4 f*cking AM, I'm trying to get ONE MORE BIKE for my second character, and some c*nthole has to turn up, shoot me, and leave just as I'm about to do the Cargobob lift. f*cking tampon.

[Vanquished]

Stupid bug preventing me from completing my coke deliveries...

 

[Skeve613]

Discovered that you can use a Cargobob to pick up and carry the trailer in the Haulage VIP mission, and it's somehow light enough to actually fly around with it

 

Then discovered that ALL semi-truck type trailers I tried, including the above, seem to consistently get dropped after 5-10 seconds of flight. Welcome back bugged Cargobob glitch that I thought was patched long ago...

[rlk232]

Having a lot of close application errors the past few days. I'm a lot happier now without doing the biker business/missions. Oh and please put out some good, new cars soon!

[Shadowfennekin]

"How much money you got?" Um.... none of your f*cking business. f*ck off level 8 scrub

 

 

Also, a MC leader kept being an ass and turning on team fire then turning it off to feed his KD....... I paid him back though, during a Raid. I BLEW UP the police van just to get back at him. He was not pleased after that. "You have been marked for death" "____ set a 9.5 k bounty on your ass" "____ has sent mercs after you" Well worth it if you ask me, he deserved it one of the other players on the MC agreed with me after he left and I formed my own again.

[EkaSwede]

Is the mural glitch in your clubhouse still going on? Because I remember trying to change it to the one I wanted, spent money, and it STILL reverted! And I also had to go to my gun locker AGAIN to set which weapons to be hidden.

 

I think the default skull mural is ugly and it doesn't fit the theme of my MC.

Edited October 24, 2016 by EkaSwede

[Kushology]

Is the mural glitch in your clubhouse still going on? Because I remember trying to change it to the one I wanted, spent money, and it STILL reverted! And I also had to go to my gun locker AGAIN to set which weapons to be hidden.

 

I think the default skull mural is ugly and it doesn't fit the theme of my MC.

What system are you on? Haven't ran into this at all. Edited October 24, 2016 by Kushology

[jdv95]

Rockstar better remove that LJT f*ck from my contacts,that f*cktard always has to Call me whenever i join a new session even though i don't give a f*ck about the biker "business".

 

GOD do i hate this update.

 

Can i sell my weed farm and idiotic clubhouse yet rockstar?

[whywontyoulisten]

Rockstar better remove that LJT f*ck from my contacts,that f*cktard always has to Call me whenever i join a new session even though i don't give a f*ck about the biker "business".

 

GOD do i hate this update.

 

Can i sell my weed farm and idiotic clubhouse yet rockstar?

 

 

I thought if you left a small amount of supplies in your business AND then shut down the business stops LJTs phone calls?

 

That has been my experience too. I was going slowly insane with all the LJT calls until i shut it down with one unit of supplies left. No more calls!

 

[namless1]

> daily objective: participate in capture hold.

> fine, launch Freight Fight, turn on autoinvite and wait.

> two people arrive together, quite fast, rank 40 and rank 1.

> start as soon as both of them have green 'joined' icon, too many times I waited for 4th person and everyone left in process

> assume someone leaves anyway or rank 1 will be put together with either me (rank 400+) or rank 40 guy

> nope.jpg

> R* quality matchmaking: I'm in the same team with rank 40 against rank 1 solo, they both ready up anyway

> end up just standing aside and not interfering, I just meant to complete the daily anyway

Edited October 24, 2016 by namless1

[Rewdalf]

"Okay, Headhunter. You guys go after the stationary targets. I'll chase down the armored cars with the Buzzard"

 

"Okay"

 

"Nevermind. I was shot out before the Buzzard even began to smoke while doing a full-speed flyby with full health and armor..."

 

The laziness of the AI programming is still staggering three years later.

 

Er, how do we make the game more challenging for experienced players...?

Increase AI health 4x and make them navy seal snipers with fully-automatic weaponry at any distance and speed!

...

Also do it for all the cops!

[Mr_Zombly]

Haven't actually played gtao in a while, I was playing so much more before the biker update, but now it's just constant ljt calls and none of my favourite f*cking outfits, I can't wait for red dead, I can actually say now that I wouldn't actually care if there were no more DLCs for this game...

[kringled]

Three race B&M

1. Playing an air race using a hydra. During the countdown, while you have no control over the vehicle, my jet sinks lower and lower and bumps into the buildings forcing a respawn once the race starts.

 

2. Playing the stunt race trench. For some reason, right after the first jump down, my bike goes right though the platform as if it weren't there. Hello respawn.

 

3. The stunt race wave. I mess up on one of the wave sections and go over the edge. Respawn. Now I can't even get the bike to go forwards, I have to turn around and go to the bottom of the section to make it out. Hakuchou Drag, so it's not like I'm asking a Faggio to make it up the slope.

 

Kill List:

1. For the first time ever, get to play the kill list competitive at Del Perro (4 hydras). I'm doing well, in the lead, and one of the other guys in the event crashes into me and boom no more event for me.

 

2.

I finish today's time trial, kill list oops up. I'm most of the way there when I realize it's the Valkyrie at El Gordo light house. I head there anyways, and lucky me, there's about 5 other players in the area as I get into the pilots seat. Nope, not a one of them wants to give up on their never ending free roam DM. I quit the session eventually.

[EkaSwede]

 

Is the mural glitch in your clubhouse still going on? Because I remember trying to change it to the one I wanted, spent money, and it STILL reverted! And I also had to go to my gun locker AGAIN to set which weapons to be hidden.

 

I think the default skull mural is ugly and it doesn't fit the theme of my MC.

What system are you on? Haven't ran into this at all.

 

PC. It says that right under my name.

[Nacho Z]

 

 

Is the mural glitch in your clubhouse still going on? Because I remember trying to change it to the one I wanted, spent money, and it STILL reverted! And I also had to go to my gun locker AGAIN to set which weapons to be hidden.

 

I think the default skull mural is ugly and it doesn't fit the theme of my MC.

What system are you on? Haven't ran into this at all.

 

PC. It says that right under my name.

If you're on the desktop site, not on the mobile one.

[Shadowfennekin]

I really hate when you just can't enter the Kill List vehicle

Like you really can't. Press Y your character won't go in. I just wanted in the Valkyrie to join my MC already in it

[EkaSwede]

 

 

 

Is the mural glitch in your clubhouse still going on? Because I remember trying to change it to the one I wanted, spent money, and it STILL reverted! And I also had to go to my gun locker AGAIN to set which weapons to be hidden.

 

I think the default skull mural is ugly and it doesn't fit the theme of my MC.

What system are you on? Haven't ran into this at all.

 

PC. It says that right under my name.

If you're on the desktop site, not on the mobile one.

 

Oh... Well, that's awkward.

 

Another B&M.

 

LJT, if you're going to sound so sad about an incomplete sale STOP TRYING TO GO THE DISCREET WAY WITH THE POST OP VANS!

Seriously why don't you direct all the Post Ops to the top of Mt Chiliad once for each van while you're at it?

Edited October 24, 2016 by EkaSwede

[ciel]

I f*cking hate the supply run with the security vans. Really makes me angry when it's always the one on other side of the c*nting map.

Edited October 24, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Kushology]

 

 

 

 

Is the mural glitch in your clubhouse still going on? Because I remember trying to change it to the one I wanted, spent money, and it STILL reverted! And I also had to go to my gun locker AGAIN to set which weapons to be hidden.

 

I think the default skull mural is ugly and it doesn't fit the theme of my MC.

What system are you on? Haven't ran into this at all.

 

PC. It says that right under my name.

If you're on the desktop site, not on the mobile one.

 

Oh... Well, that's awkward.

Thank you, yes. I am on mobile for quite a while it seems.

 

And no worries, I hope it's fixed for you guys next patch. Strange it's only on PC, but then I remember how some glitches are exclusive to console or PC..

[Hunter]

I wonder if the game will ever recover after this biker update? So many empty sessions, unknown errors, and the loading is so slow now.

[Skycam]

Snapmatic gallery is full. Damn. I guess I have some deleting to do.

 

Anyone know if I fill my ingame gallery and upload everything to SC, then delete everything in game will my snapmatics still be on SC?

[Kushology]

Snapmatic gallery is full. Damn. I guess I have some deleting to do.

 

Anyone know if I fill my ingame gallery and upload everything to SC, then delete everything in game will my snapmatics still be on SC?

Deleted off SC too. Sadly.

[Skycam]

 

Snapmatic gallery is full. Damn. I guess I have some deleting to do.

 

Anyone know if I fill my ingame gallery and upload everything to SC, then delete everything in game will my snapmatics still be on SC?

Deleted off SC too. Sadly.

Ok. Thanks for the info.

 

This might be a stupid question but if I uploaded them to imgur or downloaded them to my phone that should prevent me from losing anything right? Because that way I basically made a double, right?

[ciel]

Correct (save the album url when you're done)

Edited October 24, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Skycam]

Correct ^

 

Put them on usb or something so you don't lose them.

Right on.. I figured that's how it would worked. I'm kinda new at taking pictures. Wonderful news. Thanks for the clarification.

[Jammsbro]

Why do MC biz deliveries have a timer AND slow vehicles? If there is a timer then speed is of the essence, so why does our guy force us into dodo's or slow moving postal vans that can't climb hills?

I just had to drop off 15 meth packages in 30 min. It took 15 min to drop of the first five and get back to the other vans. Eventually managed 11 which gave me a net loss after a four hour wait to sell. f*cking sh*te.

And to think that we are supposed to do this in lobbies with hostile players? Rockstar really have went from ace to sh*te. Who is dreaming up these ideas?

[Kushology]

Why do MC biz deliveries have a timer AND slow vehicles? If there is a timer then speed is of the essence, so why does our guy force us into dodo's or slow moving postal vans that can't climb hills?

 

I just had to drop off 15 meth packages in 30 min. It took 15 min to drop of the first five and get back to the other vans. Eventually managed 11 which gave me a net loss after a four hour wait to sell. f*cking sh*te.

 

And to think that we are supposed to do this in lobbies with hostile players? Rockstar really have went from ace to sh*te. Who is dreaming up these ideas?

I hate when I get Post Op vans and a delivery is at the top of a hill. Could literally f*cking run faster up it than I go in that f*cking van. Next time I should time how long it takes verse running.

[Shadowfennekin]

They should at least PARK the vans in the location you're delivering to. Would at least make it semi-easier when delivering across the damn map. They put the boats close so why not the slow as f*ck vans?

[Vanquished]

I f*cking hate the supply run with the security vans. Really makes me angry when it's always the one on other side of the c*nting map.

Wait till you get the trashmaster or the post op van and one of the delivery waypoints doesn't appear on the minimap... -_-

Edited October 25, 2016 by Vanquished

[Growlmon]

 

f*ck THIS f*ckING UNBREAKABLE POLE WHY THE f*ck IS IT HERE. WHAT THE f*ck IS IT FOR. WHAT. IS. YOUR. PURPOSE?!?!!?!?!?!