The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[Growlmon]

^I hear very good things about the^ insurgents. They are usally the only thing that survive my hydras hellfire.

I survived 3 hydras trying to kill me at once, so there's that.

[Skycam]

 

^I hear very good things about the^ insurgents. They are usally the only thing that survive my hydras hellfire.

I survived 3 hydras trying to kill me at once, so there's that.

I was going to say, I can/would definitely recommend an Insurgent to anyone and I don't even own one. I would also only recommend the one you can store in a garage.

 

I'm rarely able to take one out, I usally give up and continue with whatever I was doing.. usally vip work.

[gtafan26]

 

 

^I hear very good things about the^ insurgents. They are usally the only thing that survive my hydras hellfire.

I survived 3 hydras trying to kill me at once, so there's that.

I was going to say, I can/would definitely recommend an Insurgent to anyone and I don't even own one. I would also only recommend the one you can store in a garage.

 

I'm rarely able to take one out, I usally give up and continue with whatever I was doing.. usally vip work.

 

Yes, I stupid-ally bought the armed version too, and I think Ive used it twice, what an utter waste of money that was.

[-KM-]

-snip-

Think I was in your lobby earlier. Saw the red Insurgent on the map.

Edited August 11, 2016 by -KM-

[Gleeman Vox]

Ooooo! Another person with "ModZ" with a "Z" in his name! You're my only exception for crate destruction (why do you need money anyways?)

 

*kills XxModZxX

*Kills XxBOIIIxX

*Blows up XxModZxX's crate

*XxModZxX becomes a floating head-Ghost org-Marksman rifle

 

f*ck YOU

[Fennimoe]

I coughed too hard this morning and threw my back out.

 

God damnit, R*

[abaris11]

Ooooo! Another person with "ModZ" with a "Z" in his name! You're my only exception for crate destruction (why do you need money anyways?)

 

Wanna take bets on the age of these players?

[Mister_Incredible92]

 

Whoever thought making the fences at the airport indestructible should be pushed down the stairs.

This is one of the biggest sh*tpiles in the game....and sime fences can be destroyed. ... it's ridiculous.

Sometimes, when dying in "job for a titan" you spawn outside the fence....

 

Whoever thought making volleyball tents and bushes immovable objects should get ran over by a line of shopping carts.

[bigraj]

Join stunt race lobby. Vespucci. 3 laps.

 

Several players are experienced racers (a couple of them have several hundred wins), and ranked fairly high (2 guys were 449).

 

I win race handily, despite a very bad landing on a jump in lap 2.

 

Before the last guy finishes (or DNFs in this case), I get the warning that players are voting to kick me. Get kicked before next race voting screen.

 

"Bitches!"

[ash-274]

QuickJoin a stunt race.

Get Duel (which is fine)

Stuck looking at my character at the betting screen for 2+ minutes

At the starting line with no countdown one of the drivers takes off and I and the other driver aren't moving. Finally can start to move and the clock appears and reads over 15 seconds.

 

Despite all that, I still won by over 30 seconds

[Nyamber]

So I just found out you can't put crew logos on the back of female's leather jackets... Yet you CAN put them on the back of DENIM jackets, which are the exact same shape...

 

What the hell! I wanted to make a biker look using the black leather jacket, yet all I can have is a tiny patch on the front that no one will ever see...

 

Now my only choice for a dark jacket is the eagle denim, which already has it's own logo visible under my one!

 

I hope this biker DLC is real, and adds proper leather jackets...

[sreyazsec]

I wish people understood how to crack the safe.

If I opt to do it, no-one protects me and I die. If I opt out, I spend about 15mins protecting the cracker until they give up and leave or just give up and don't bother to tell anyone.

 

Come on guys

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

Support says they can't reissue limited time only clothing, I'm like wtf?

 

I know of course they can, it's just the lie with the straight face that gets to me. Also, the "if there's anything else we can help you with" line of b.s.

 

 

"Support" really, really pisses me off.

#paythebenz

Edited August 11, 2016 by WATTSNATIONALIST

[-LN-]

Racing. I've said a lot about it in the past, but I'm seriously thinking I am at the end of my rope with it.

 

Since I started playing GTA, I have gone from interested to passionate to passive to burnt out to rage-filled c*nt when it comes to this game mode. I'm so conflicted though; there's seriously a part of me that enjoys driving the cars, trying new tracks, making tracks, and having a bit of healthy competition, but these days, whenever I load into a race, my blood pressure goes through the roof and it takes so much not to put my fist through the television set. Perhaps that's harsh, perhaps I need to calm down, but I seriously want to retire from all but a very select few and styles of racing. I'm starting to flat out despise the game from my latest experiences.

 

The new Stunt Races were an interesting novelty at first, but I'm starting to hate them more and more--perhaps even more than regular races. If some arsehole isn't ramming you off the edge, there's always the arsehole who catches up at the very end (thanks to poor settings and pure luck) and eliminates any hope you had of winning. Rarely anyone who races these days has any concept of how to brake or slow down at a corner.

 

Non-Contact is just far too unrealistic and if you are unlucky enough to live on the other side of the world from the host, you'll likely be at the very back of the grid with very little hope of even having a chance. Combine all of that with rampant pavement surfing and just being an average (how I think of myself) as opposed to a truly spectacular driver and it just becomes pointless in the end.

 

I think I'm done with it. I at least need a long break where I can cool off and not think about it. Yeah, I know, it's only a game, but that doesn't make it any less frustrating.

[Cratoz]

Extra health glitch is back. Ugh let's see how many people will exploit it this time and will feel special.

[mareepx]

Extra health glitch is back. Ugh let's see how many people will exploit it this time and will feel special.

I'm not aware of what this glitch is ; would someone explain to me what it is and how bad it is?

[magical76]

 

 

Still waiting for an answer about people steaming in Ammu-Nation to gun you down.

 

Legit or cheats?

 

Cheers.

Legit idiots, maybe?

 

I had one once. Stupid enough to park his fancy ride just out front where I respawned. I blew it to the high heavens. Hope mors didn't cover it all.

Well that's a perfect example of being a bad sport. Blowing up an empty car.

 

Steaming into ammunition is not cheating. You can stand at the door and fire in, personally you are fair game if you aren't passive, that's basically where my line is. A dick move but not cheating. I usally don't hesitate if I'm on the ground to start a fight by doing this.

I'm in Ammu-Nation buying sh*t, by the counter. These pricks walk in, draw and spray and I'm unable to shoot back - I wouldnt call that fair game.

 

I cant even draw, let alone fire.

[Cratoz]

 

 

 

Still waiting for an answer about people steaming in Ammu-Nation to gun you down.

 

Legit or cheats?

 

Cheers.

Legit idiots, maybe?

 

I had one once. Stupid enough to park his fancy ride just out front where I respawned. I blew it to the high heavens. Hope mors didn't cover it all.

Well that's a perfect example of being a bad sport. Blowing up an empty car.

 

Steaming into ammunition is not cheating. You can stand at the door and fire in, personally you are fair game if you aren't passive, that's basically where my line is. A dick move but not cheating. I usally don't hesitate if I'm on the ground to start a fight by doing this.

I'm in Ammu-Nation buying sh*t, by the counter. These pricks walk in, draw and spray and I'm unable to shoot back - I wouldnt call that fair game.

 

I cant even draw, let alone fire.

 

 

 

That's why you should activate Passive mode.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

 

But seriously it's the nature of free roam in this game, you should expect nothing better by now.

Activate passive mode next time and chances are that you get killed are slim.

[Mr_Zombly]

Almost 1000 pages of bitching and moaning.

 

get in car with my friend who has organisation bodyguards, they continue to try to kill me even though it is clear that I am friends with their boss....

[ash-274]

*Grumble*

When your associates go rogue and start **** that doesn't help.

 

"Let's go pick up the associate that's stuck way over there on the side of a hill. Oh, you want to rain rockets on the LSPD when we didn't have a wanted level at all before? Sure, that's fine, let me just drop $15k to clear that up so their Evade-O 7000 helicopters don't knock us down and we're ALL stuck on the side of the mountain."

 

"We each have one of the cargo crates, let's get back to that warehouse. Oh, yeah, there IS another organization five blocks away in the opposite direction that are minding their own business. You want go kill them? While holding one of the crates I paid for? Sure that's fine I gue... Oh. Wow that made them mad. Yeah, sure enough; they have their miniguns out. Ouch, they kind of turned you into a pink mist. Didn't even last 2 seconds. Oh, and they destroyed that crate; wow. Oh, you say you DIDN'T notice that they had Hydras parked nearby... that they're getting into and taking off... and heading toward us. I suppose you see a hornet's nest and think 'soccer ball' too, don't you?"

Edited August 11, 2016 by ash-274

[Gridl0k]

Yacht defences seem to have gone to sh*t, sometimes can't enable cos it says I'm on a non-existent mission and sometimes disables itself.

 

Had a guy follow me around the map for no obvious reason, then blow me up as I was about to leave the yacht because it had disabled itself and he'd come aboard while I wasn't paying attention.

 

Moved my yacht to Paleto and heist warped back. He quit. I felt a bit better.

[update_lsc]

Yacht defences seem to have gone to sh*t, sometimes can't enable cos it says I'm on a non-existent mission and sometimes disables itself.

 

Had a guy follow me around the map for no obvious reason, then blow me up as I was about to leave the yacht because it had disabled itself and he'd come aboard while I wasn't paying attention.

 

Moved my yacht to Paleto and heist warped back. He quit. I felt a bit better.

It seems to automatically disable itself once you enter the protected area in a vehicle. If i'm on my yacht, turn on defenses and get into the heli, it disables itself again and i can't turn it back on. That's really annoying.

[Cratoz]

Yacht defences seem to have gone to sh*t, sometimes can't enable cos it says I'm on a non-existent mission and sometimes disables itself.

 

Had a guy follow me around the map for no obvious reason, then blow me up as I was about to leave the yacht because it had disabled itself and he'd come aboard while I wasn't paying attention.

 

Moved my yacht to Paleto and heist warped back. He quit. I felt a bit better.

 

Did you enter the your helicopter trying to leave your yacht?

I experienced the mission thingy too in previous updates though.

[PetrolCB]

 

 

 

Still waiting for an answer about people steaming in Ammu-Nation to gun you down.

 

Legit or cheats?

 

Cheers.

Legit idiots, maybe?

 

I had one once. Stupid enough to park his fancy ride just out front where I respawned. I blew it to the high heavens. Hope mors didn't cover it all.

Well that's a perfect example of being a bad sport. Blowing up an empty car.

 

Steaming into ammunition is not cheating. You can stand at the door and fire in, personally you are fair game if you aren't passive, that's basically where my line is. A dick move but not cheating. I usally don't hesitate if I'm on the ground to start a fight by doing this.

I'm in Ammu-Nation buying sh*t, by the counter. These pricks walk in, draw and spray and I'm unable to shoot back - I wouldnt call that fair game.

 

I cant even draw, let alone fire.

 

Buy ammo from the menu before you leave your apartment. Outside of needing a parachute, I don't know why anybody bothers shopping there anymore. Unless you're in an IO, you're asking for it.

 

Not a personal shot, just my opinion.

Edited August 11, 2016 by MapRef41N93W

[ash-274]

 

 

 

 

Still waiting for an answer about people steaming in Ammu-Nation to gun you down.

Legit or cheats?

Cheers.

Legit idiots, maybe?

 

I had one once. Stupid enough to park his fancy ride just out front where I respawned. I blew it to the high heavens. Hope mors didn't cover it all.

Well that's a perfect example of being a bad sport. Blowing up an empty car.

Steaming into ammunition is not cheating. You can stand at the door and fire in, personally you are fair game if you aren't passive, that's basically where my line is. A dick move but not cheating. I usally don't hesitate if I'm on the ground to start a fight by doing this.

I'm in Ammu-Nation buying sh*t, by the counter. These pricks walk in, draw and spray and I'm unable to shoot back - I wouldnt call that fair game.

I cant even draw, let alone fire.

Buy ammo from the menu before you leave your apartment. Outside of needing a parachute, I don't know why anybody bothers shopping there anymore. Unless you're in an IO, you're asking for it.

Not a personal shot, just my opinion.

Whatever happened with the clerk opening fire with best-in-the-game AI targeting? In the early days on old-gen if you stuck a motorcycle wheel in the door and pointed a gun inside he'd draw and OHK you. People in the store had at least 80% survival odds unles they were blocking the clerk's shot at the door.

[Tonguegirl]

 

Whatever happened with the clerk opening fire with best-in-the-game AI targeting? In the early days on old-gen if you stuck a motorcycle wheel in the door and pointed a gun inside he'd draw and OHK you. People in the store had at least 80% survival odds unles they were blocking the clerk's shot at the door.

 

That can still be a problem with the one round from Simeons garage, stairs and stuff. The other ones are pavement level you just pick your angle to avoid the centre stand and BOOM

[TKDSnovelist]

Almost 1000.

[Irish45455]

Doing a sell mission, and thankfully it's a Tug and not Cuban 800s. I've got two other friends helping me, because I promised to help with their Prison Break Finale. I get to the Tug and I'm waiting for them. Five minutes goes by. I look on the map and they're up by Grapeseed in jets chasing some low level! I get on mic asking them what the f*ck they're doing, because this sell mission is timed. One of 'em gets on and says the low level flipped them off and kicked one of their cars. Wow... I'm playing with people who might suffer from little dick syndrome that feel that anything they don't like is a slight against them and personally have to even the imaginary score.

 

I say f*ck it and head out. I get halfway to the drop off and I have SeaSharks on me, and I have to keep getting out to kill them. A Buzzard comes out of nowhere and I get ripped to sh*t. I respawn, get back to the Tug and get shot up again but hit the snacks just in time. I get on mic telling Needle Dick and Numbnuts to get the hell over here and help, and they head my way.

 

I tell them to make sure they don't use rockets because one of the SeaSharks is literally on my ass. They both have Hydras and they both aim at the SeaShark suckered to the ass of my Tug and you can guess what happened... Since the sea was choppy as all hell their rockets missed but hit me and blew up my Tug, and my cargo. I spawn on land and more than half of my crates are gone. They get on mic, "Hey, what happened? Did a Buzzard get you?"

 

I didnt say anything. Just turned off my PS4 and TV, took a few deep breaths and put on Angel of Death to release my anger. Now I remember why I do sh*t alone. Only one person to depend on, and only one person to blame if sh*t goes south.

Edited August 11, 2016 by Irish45455

[Tonguegirl]

We're all a bunch of miserable Bast*rds

 

Almost 1000.

[whywontyoulisten]

Doing a sell mission, and thankfully it's a Tug and not Cuban 800s. I've got two other friends helping me, because I promised to help with their Prison Break Finale. I get to the Tug and I'm waiting for them. Five minutes goes by. I look on the map and they're up by Grapeseed in jets chasing some low level! I get on mic asking them what the f*ck they're doing, because this sell mission is timed. One of 'em gets on and says the low level flipped them off and kicked one of their cars. Wow... I'm playing with people who might suffer from little dick syndrome that feel that anything they don't like is a slight against them and personally have to even the imaginary score.

 

I say f*ck it and head out. I get halfway to the drop off and I have SeaSharks on me, and I have to keep getting out to kill them. A Buzzard comes out of nowhere and I get ripped to sh*t. I respawn, get back to the Tug and get shot up again but hit the snacks just in time. I get on mic telling Needle Dick and Numbnuts to get the hell over here and help, and they head my way.

 

I tell them to make sure they don't use rockets because one of the SeaSharks is literally on my ass. They both have Hydras and they both aim at the SeaShark suckered to the ass of my Tug and you can guess what happened... Since the sea was choppy as all hell their rockets missed but hit me and blew up my Tug, and my cargo. I spawn on land and more than half of my crates are gone. They get on mic, "Hey, what happened? Did a Buzzard get you?"

 

I didnt say anything. Just turned off my PS4 and TV, took a few deep breaths and put on Angel of Death to release my anger. Now I remember why I do sh*t alone. Only one person to depend on, and only one person to blame if sh*t goes south.

You do know you can choose your friends, right? Also, why didn't you shoot the Buzzard down yourself? Finally, you can shoot the Seasharks without leaving the wheelhouse...seriously, tug missions are the easiest to do solo.

Edited August 11, 2016 by whywontyoulisten