The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

[A.I.R]

Doing the only stunt race that you use the brioso. Custome cars off. Everyone have a briosso BUT how a guy can have a custome PINK panto????

[junkpile]

Whoever thought making the fences at the airport indestructible should be pushed down the stairs.

This is one of the biggest sh*tpiles in the game....and sime fences can be destroyed. ... it's ridiculous.

Sometimes, when dying in "job for a titan" you spawn outside the fence....

[Mini Madrazo]

People that look like this

The f*ck is that?

 

 

[abaris11]

-snip-

Yeah, I never understood why people feel the need to look as if just coming fresh from their Domina or the newest fetish event.

Edited August 10, 2016 by RedDagger

[RedDagger]

I haven't played Online in bloody ages, played it again today with a couple other people - the lobby system is just as awful as I remembered it. Seeing those 16 slots for racing is a bit of a tease when 95% of the time it's just the three of you in a group together

[Skycam]

I haven't played Online in bloody ages, played it again today with a couple other people - the lobby system is just as awful as I remembered it. Seeing those 16 slots for racing is a bit of a tease when 95% of the time it's just the three of you in a group together

Yeah that's what I always hated about jobs and races and stuff. In my experience i waited for players more then the job. That's what I like about freeroam, constant flow of players. No loads, although now it's not players or clouds I'm waiting for, it's cooldowns. Sometimes I feel like I'm playing a free cell phone game waiting for all these cooldowns.

[mareepx]

Trying to enjoy a stunt race and some french sqeaker and his mate are having a lovely and loud shouting match in his house.

 

If there isn't anyone talking then don mic up and rabbit on like a muppet. And don't sit and have a conversation with your mate when no-one wants to hear you.

 

And yes, I know we can mute, doesn't always work.

 

Litle f*cker was so annoying I switched the game off.

I always just chill in my own party chat ; that issue never comes up for me.

 

Doing the only stunt race that you use the brioso. Custome cars off. Everyone have a briosso BUT how a guy can have a custome PINK panto????

That stunt race doesn't have a lobby option to remove custom car choices whenever I've been there. Customs are always on for that race - just most people don't own a custom compact car.

 

Could be wrong, but I'm 99% sure that I'm not.

[ciel]

I've seen quite a few KKK crews on Social Club lately, it's rather unsettling.

[Voit Turyv]

I've seen quite a few KKK crews on Social Club lately, it's rather unsettling.

I believe a Nazi-themed crew would be an order of magnitude worse, if there was one. Can't be arsed to look for 'em.

Edited August 10, 2016 by Shao Kahn

[PhoenixLights]

I've seen quite a few KKK crews on Social Club lately, it's rather unsettling.

The real klan haven't been big for ages. They're really just a joke these days (a bad one at that).

 

Any crew calling themselves them almost definitely has nothing to do with the group, and the closest they got to wearing the hooded mask is a dunce cap.

 

Probably just kids trying to troll people.

Edited August 10, 2016 by PhoenixLights

[abaris11]

 

I've seen quite a few KKK crews on Social Club lately, it's rather unsettling.

I believe a Nazi-themed crew would be an order of magnitude worse, if there was one. Can't be arsed to look for 'em.

 

 

Well, I think it's bad enough as it is. Especially if you got the text messages to go with that barf fest. Preteenish homophobia going to great lenghts in explaining how other players like to take it and such. That game attracts a sufficiently primitive crowd in PvP to speak of caveman level in some instances. If it wasn't an insult to our ancestors, that is.

[Nicky.Fingers]

I've seen quite a few KKK crews on Social Club lately, it's rather unsettling.

Nothin' new....if you played BO2 MP years ago..you woulld've seen it all!

[abaris11]

 

I've seen quite a few KKK crews on Social Club lately, it's rather unsettling.

Nothin' new....if you played BO2 MP years ago..you woulld've seen it all!

 

 

But you do notice there's a difference between BO2, COD or an open world online game that isn't an outright shooter or horde mode?

[Nicky.Fingers]

 

 

I've seen quite a few KKK crews on Social Club lately, it's rather unsettling.

Nothin' new....if you played BO2 MP years ago..you woulld've seen it all!

 

"horde mode"?

 

Sorry, what's that?

[abaris11]

 

 

"horde mode"?

 

Sorry, what's that?

 

 

Never heard the term?

 

Definition: http://www.giantbomb.com/horde-mode/3015-3021/

 

Most commonly used these days to describe a brainless shoot, shoot, shoot approach in online gaming. Such as the tagged on multiplayer of ME3.

Edited August 10, 2016 by abaris11

[Nicky.Fingers]

 

 

 

"horde mode"?

 

Sorry, what's that?

 

 

Never heard the term?

 

Definition: http://www.giantbomb.com/horde-mode/3015-3021/

 

Most commonly used these days to describe a brainless shoot, shoot, shoot approach in online gaming. Such as the tagged on multiplayer of ME3

Never heard that one before and thx for the enlightenment!

[bigraj]

"Add me plz"

"To what?"

"PS4"

 

Dafuq, we're on PS4.

 

"Details would be nice."

"Huh?"

"You asked me to add you. What do you want to be added to, my "to kill" list?"

"Why?"

 

*facepalm*

 

"You made contact with me. I need more info."

"Frend"

"Ahh. Finally an answer! No thanks."

"Dog."

"Wasted too much of my time."

"Huh?"

"Sigh"

"Huh?"

"Exactly."

[DominusTaranis]

I haven't played Online in bloody ages, played it again today with a couple other people - the lobby system is just as awful as I remembered it. Seeing those 16 slots for racing is a bit of a tease when 95% of the time it's just the three of you in a group together

Did you set matchmaking to open? I always wait for at least a minute and a half after each low pop race (unless it's bikes or point to point) and after the second maybe third my lobby insta fills.

[RedDagger]

I wasn't the host but yeah, a few randoms did join though the highest we got was one race with 6 people - waited a minute and a half each time as well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

It's PC btw, which I hear ain't so hot.

Edited August 11, 2016 by RedDagger

[Nacho Z]

"You know you want to sing with us.

 

That's why you know you should be scared of us"

 

Makes...sense?

[Nicky.Fingers]

@$%^&^%^%^$#*&^%^$%%$ Rockstar!!

 

Ahhh much better .

lol

[gravik]

3 years now and cockstar can't fix their servers...

[Cant-B-Faded]

Startup flow

> load into race lobby

[Shadowfennekin]

"Team Balance Off" Everyone goes to Bodyguard team. Well gee thanks, Assassins only have 3 people at a time the ENTIRE game now you selfish c*nts....... and of course I get thrown onto Assassins all three times during the game

[Skycam]

Nobody ever joins my favorite jobs, a couple of examples would be "stocks and scares"/"method in the madness"/"landing gear". (I think those are the names.) Love the freemode vip work at least.

 

Players that call you a "pu***" for using [insert most weapons here] and then when you start attacking with [insert whatever they were using here] They run and call you a tryhard.

 

Players that kick me for my rank (another reason im thankful for vip freeroam work) what the hell are they thinking? Do they really think I got to the rank I'm at by screwing around in missions and failing. Do people really think that because someone is a couple of hundred ranks above them they must be cheaters?

 

Super frustrating sometimes. I can't say it enough how grateful I am for freeroam jobs.

 

Edit* also to add to above after a player calls you down for using most weapons, they turn out to be an rpg spammer or a (lol) minigun user. My heavy usally takes care of them spray and pray minigun types.

Edited August 11, 2016 by Skycam

[Foxwolfe]

I love how "periodic rewards", meaning plural, ends up being just 2000 bucks lol.

 

Not that I have any idea what else they could give you as rewards for good behavior, but still why not just remove the s? "You will receive a periodic reward for good behavior", like that.

[Growlmon]

So I snapped and went psycho in free roam earlier. People were just the greatest.

 

>guy comes out of ammunation and throws a sticky bomb at my car so I drive up to him to make him kill himself. Armored shafter so I survive.

 

>cheeky level 20 tries to snipe me. I kill him 8 times before he goes passive.

 

>Guy gets in my car when I'm not looking and gets me stars. I drive to the pier and park by broken area and force him out of the car into the water.

 

>walk out of ammunation. Chrome, chrome everywhere. -$60k, idfk.

 

>Decide to go after the $9000, easy kill as he's in a brioso and can't drive it worth sh*t while I was in an insurgent. He then chases after me time and time again in civilian cars to try to kill me, a lot of times getting out to try to abuse auto aim. Killed him plenty of times.

 

>Eventually turret insurgent is coming after me. At this point I'm done with the lobby so I get a jet and unleash hell.

 

This is why I normally stick to private lobbies. All this while and I'm still not even at dodgy player status, so those of you bitching about getting thrown into bad sport please f*ck off, you've done way worse.

[Skycam]

So I snapped and went psycho in free roam earlier. People were just the greatest.

 

>guy comes out of ammunation and throws a sticky bomb at my car so I drive up to him to make him kill himself. Armored shafter so I survive.

 

>cheeky level 20 tries to snipe me. I kill him 8 times before he goes passive.

 

>Guy gets in my car when I'm not looking and gets me stars. I drive to the pier and park by broken area and force him out of the car into the water.

 

>walk out of ammunation. Chrome, chrome everywhere. -$60k, idfk.

 

>Decide to go after the $9000, easy kill as he's in a brioso and can't drive it worth sh*t while I was in an insurgent. He then chases after me time and time again in civilian cars to try to kill me, a lot of times getting out to try to abuse auto aim. Killed him plenty of times.

 

>Eventually turret insurgent is coming after me. At this point I'm done with the lobby so I get a jet and unleash hell.

 

This is why I normally stick to private lobbies. All this while and I'm still not even at dodgy player status, so those of you bitching about getting thrown into bad sport please f*ck off, you've done way worse.

That sounds like an average fun session to me. Without an Insurgent of course (I don't own one). To each their own. Everyone enjoys different things.

[gtafan26]

 

So I snapped and went psycho in free roam earlier. People were just the greatest.

 

>guy comes out of ammunation and throws a sticky bomb at my car so I drive up to him to make him kill himself. Armored shafter so I survive.

 

>cheeky level 20 tries to snipe me. I kill him 8 times before he goes passive.

 

>Guy gets in my car when I'm not looking and gets me stars. I drive to the pier and park by broken area and force him out of the car into the water.

 

>walk out of ammunation. Chrome, chrome everywhere. -$60k, idfk.

 

>Decide to go after the $9000, easy kill as he's in a brioso and can't drive it worth sh*t while I was in an insurgent. He then chases after me time and time again in civilian cars to try to kill me, a lot of times getting out to try to abuse auto aim. Killed him plenty of times.

 

>Eventually turret insurgent is coming after me. At this point I'm done with the lobby so I get a jet and unleash hell.

 

This is why I normally stick to private lobbies. All this while and I'm still not even at dodgy player status, so those of you bitching about getting thrown into bad sport please f*ck off, you've done way worse.

That sounds like an average fun session to me. Without an Insurgent of course (I don't own one). To each their own. Everyone enjoys different things.

 

Insurgents were great for getting through NPC traffic with ease.

[Skycam]

^I hear very good things about the^ insurgents. They are usally the only thing that survive my hydras hellfire.

Edited August 11, 2016 by Skycam