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ash-274

The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 2)

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ash-274

Continued from Part 1

 

 

 

On 8/5/2016 at 9:52 PM, SuzukiRazgriz said:

 

On 8/5/2016 at 9:48 PM, ash-274 said:

 

On 8/5/2016 at 9:35 PM, SuzukiRazgriz said:

So this just happened, was in passive waiting for CEO invite.

Pull up to the mid city LSC and find this:sRLkBJ5.jpg

As I'm taking the picture I got on the mic

Me: WHO THE F*CK DID THIS TO AN FMJ!?

Everyone in lobby: where?

Me: mid town LSC.

Enter owner of the sh*tbox before me

FMJ owner: *sticks middle finger out window* *loud 12 year old voice* F*CK YOU AND YOUR S*IT CAR FURFAG! *peels out leaving pink rainbow colored smoke and gayness*

I was driving this BTW:

I drove past the Mors lot and saw something terrible. The driver left the access to "All" so I took maters into my own hands:

 

 

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This is back when the Zentorno was new. Yes, the Sandking is chrome

 

Like I've told my friends, chrome only a looks good if it changes trim color (I.E the dukes secondary color), and whitewall tires only work on cars built from 1920 to 1967 and lowriders

 

Appearance is always subjective, but I have chrome on only a few vehicles. It's either an accent/secondary color, or when I'm trying to make it annoying to others' eyes.

 

 

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It's actually green-tinted chrome. Troll-mobile

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With all that engine chrome in the front, why not a little more? Also my last free Hotknife (Collectors Edition), and my last "body=0" Hotknife

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I'll defend this use of chrome.

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Another troll-car, but this is the oldest PV I still own (November 2013) That's chrome over purple-chrome and in the right light looks cool in the front with the stripes.

 

As for whitewalls, only some of my Z-Types and Roosevelt/Valors have them, and my all-white Casco.

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

I really wish we could pay to yank people out of safehouses. After a Heist ended I released I was still a CEO and not in Passive, one of the others ended up firing an RPG at the ground and killed us all...... then ran and cowered inside his apartment.

It is even worse when you know their starring at you through a window and rearing their head back to laugh at the fact you can't kill them. Edited by SuzukiRazgriz

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WildBrick142

 

Xbox controllers are like tanks.

You must have got a good one. I broke an internal board on mine by twisting it after getting pissed doing the POS snake hack on Fleeca. Not one of my finer moments. After getting a new controller it turns out the D-pad was f*cked on my old one.

 

I have the same, one, old, controller since I got my Xbox 360 in late 2010. Over the 5 and a half years I used it, it's been mercilessly beaten and thrown around. The only signs of damage are tiny dents/cuts, a piece of rubber on the left stick being chipped off, and sometimes left stick sticking downwards along with LB not working properly when I hold it.

 

It's kind of impressive. This thing should have been non-functioning, or in pieces, by now.

 

Seriously is "FurFag" the only comeback these kids can form against me now, they seriously need come up with something original for f*cking once, and maybe I'll take them seriously. In till then, I'll continue to laugh in their face.

People still say "furfag"? That word is probably older than the people who use it.

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Nerfgoth

 

 

I kinda regret having all of this money now, I'm insanely bored out of my mind from having no goals...

Elitas Travel has some suggestions of what you could do with "excess" money
I'm not enough of a narcissist to buy a gold plane yet, so idk.

 

In all seriousness, I have the Buzzard and Savage and Hydra, nothing else there interests me since the Rhino is weak and no one wants to get inside a Turret Limo.

Bitching and moaning about tank, makes me do the same that the machine gun does not work.

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Zader

All this furry nonsense is genuinely cringeworthy to read.

 

OT: Seriously, does anybody know how to keep headwear on an online character for use in director mode? I'm f*cking stumped.

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

 

Seriously is "FurFag" the only comeback these kids can form against me now, they seriously need come up with something original for f*cking once, and maybe I'll take them seriously. In till then, I'll continue to laugh in their face.

 

People still say "furfag"? That word is probably older than the people who use it. Yes sadly, I've heard a few non furry and furry friends, use some new and creative terms (however that was just us screaming at one another like retards becuase we were bored, or were roasting a Drama fur/asshole)

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Big Molio

Everyone then kicked him from the lobby (come to find out he had been destroying CEO Crates and ruined a 1.2 million dollar sale)

 

The definition of gayness would be the pricks that forget that other players are supposed to destroy CEO crates. You get like, RP and ammo for doing so. That's the idea.

 

Clubbing together like little bitches and voting other (better) players out of lobbies because they aren't getting their own way is the height of fagdom.

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EkaSwede

^

 

watch out we have a badass over here

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abaris11

 

The definition of gayness would be the pricks that forget that other players are supposed to destroy CEO crates. You get like, RP and ammo for doing so. That's the idea.

 

Clubbing together like little bitches and voting other (better) players out of lobbies because they aren't getting their own way is the height of fagdom.

 

 

Your choice of words speaks for itself.

 

You know, I'm not gay. But it will be a cold day in hell when I consider "gayness" an insult. Might look into a mirror sometime why this is the first thing coming to mind when wanting to insult. Maybe a little bit too close for comfort?

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EkaSwede

 

 

The definition of gayness would be the pricks that forget that other players are supposed to destroy CEO crates. You get like, RP and ammo for doing so. That's the idea.

 

Clubbing together like little bitches and voting other (better) players out of lobbies because they aren't getting their own way is the height of fagdom.

 

 

Your choice of words speaks for itself.

 

You know, I'm not gay. But it will be a cold day in hell when I consider "gayness" an insult. Might look into a mirror sometime why this is the first thing coming to mind when wanting to insult. Maybe a little bit too close for comfort?

 

Maybe he meant people were really happy to get rid of the troll ruining the majority of the session's fun? That is after all the original meaning of gay. Everyone was having a gay time.

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abaris11

Maybe he meant people were really happy to get rid of the troll ruining the majority of the session's fun? That is after all the original meaning of gay. Everyone was having a gay time.

 

 

Yeah, maybe he was. And I still hate the quote function of this board that either removes too little or too much.

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Irish45455

Doing Entourage. Not gloating but I had three minutes to go, and my bodyguards got taken out easy because they don't know what the hell they're doing. I'm backed into a corner, and there's three assassins. I know, or at least think, I'm S.O.L. and J.W.F... sh*t out of luck and jolly well f*cked. All I have is a special carbine, a few grenades in my launcher and a shotgun. I barely have cover, and my right shoulder is sticking out and I'm half health. I hold them off, make it all the way to the end, and one of the assassins gets on mic calling me a f*cking homo and a cheater, and his buddy starts calling me a little bitch for not coming out and giving up. Whatever... I lasted three minutes against assassins, and even though I was the target I was proud of myself... Go to save the clip and my f*cking PS4 doesn't give me the option. Didn't even record it. F*ck. My. Life.

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ash-274

I wish Rockstar would remove the silly 3-associate limit for VIP/CEO work. Let an organization have 10, 15, 20 members. Hell, let a whole lobby join.

Imagine Headhunter where each target had 3-4 Buzzards raining down death.

Imagine Trolly McTrollface showing up to blow up a cargo run when faced with multiple Buzzards, Savages, and Hydras with three players carrying the crates and others escorting them in several armed land vehicles.

Screw "corporations", I want to be CEO of a conglomerate!

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Gridl0k

^ if you get a two plane sell mission and you want a copilot to operate the jammer in each, you're f*cked if you get NPC or player resistance. That alone makes me wonder why it's capped at 4.

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Wastelander (Suzuki)

^ if you get a two plane sell mission and you want a copilot to operate the jammer in each, you're f*cked if you get NPC or player resistance. That alone makes me wonder why it's capped at 4.

Hell some of the CEO work would be easier with 8 people, I've seen CEO groups work together to maximize profits and effectiveness.

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zoso80

There's that word again. Batted around like "entitled." Both words are thrown out like tennis balls.

 

I've got loads of money too and bought the gold aircraft - both of them when they were on sale at the time. I figure I've got piles of money. better spend it on something. Got almost everything else I want.

 

Does that make me a Narcissist?

 

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Applying the narcissism to owners of those aircraft is just silly. Almost troll level silly.

 

 

 

I'm not enough of a narcissist to buy a gold plane yet, so idk.

 

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DangerZ0neX

-snip-

Dude, it's a joke, it's in no way meant to be offensive.

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DominusTaranis

 

^ if you get a two plane sell mission and you want a copilot to operate the jammer in each, you're f*cked if you get NPC or player resistance. That alone makes me wonder why it's capped at 4.

Hell some of the CEO work would be easier with 8 people, I've seen CEO groups work together to maximize profits and effectiveness.4 cap is simple logic. Why would anyone troll your crates if they can run interference during a buy, then sit and blow sh*t up in a lobby for 20k+ every five minutes?
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Wastelander (Suzuki)

 

 

^ if you get a two plane sell mission and you want a copilot to operate the jammer in each, you're f*cked if you get NPC or player resistance. That alone makes me wonder why it's capped at 4.

Hell some of the CEO work would be easier with 8 people, I've seen CEO groups work together to maximize profits and effectiveness.

4 cap is simple logic. Why would anyone troll your crates if they can run interference during a buy, then sit and blow sh*t up in a lobby for 20k+ every five minutes?

Good old C* logic right there.

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ash-274

The Grotti Brioso R/A

 

I hate this car. Really, really, really, really, hate it.

 

I don't hate other drivers in them.

I don't hate RL Fiat 500's.

I don't hate the stunt tracks that use them.

 

I would rather drive a Hotknife with flat tires and maxed engine-performance mods.

I would rather drive a stock Issi backwards.

I would rather drive a Dilettante that's been so horribly smashed that only 3 wheels reach the ground.

I would rather drive any car with chrome paint and bright dollar rims.

I would rather drive Dump, Mule, Camper, Journey, Barracks, Prison Bus, Rental Shuttle Bus or any other Pegasus-delivered unarmed land vehicle

I would rather vote for a motorcycle Stunt Race.

I would rather compete in any Stunt Race with customs off but boosts on.

I would rather join one of those Parkour scam-DMs.

I would rather attempt to complete Deliver EMP with a bunch of rank-10s that don't comprehend any language I can communicate in (nor could they understand each other).

I would rather attempt to complete the Maze Bank Survival with no armor or snacks with melee weapons only.

I would rather attempt to sell 111 crates in a (non-upgraded) Titan or Tug, solo, with enough Hydras flying around the lobby that it could be mistaken for an air show whose pilots think I have insulted their entire families.

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Fennimoe

Um, I have over $665mil spent since release. Get on my level.

 

Bitch and moan... It's not $666mil yet.

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Growlmon

The Grotti Brioso R/A

 

I hate this car. Really, really, really, really, hate it.

 

I don't hate other drivers in them.

I don't hate RL Fiat 500's.

I don't hate the stunt tracks that use them.

 

I would rather drive a Hotknife with flat tires and maxed engine-performance mods.

I would rather drive a stock Issi backwards.

I would rather drive a Dilettante that's been so horribly smashed that only 3 wheels reach the ground.

I would rather drive any car with chrome paint and bright dollar rims.

I would rather drive Dump, Mule, Camper, Journey, Barracks, Prison Bus, Rental Shuttle Bus or any other Pegasus-delivered unarmed land vehicle

I would rather vote for a motorcycle Stunt Race.

I would rather compete in any Stunt Race with customs off but boosts on.

I would rather join one of those Parkour scam-DMs.

I would rather attempt to complete Deliver EMP with a bunch of rank-10s that don't comprehend any language I can communicate in (nor could they understand each other).

I would rather attempt to complete the Maze Bank Survival with no armor or snacks with melee weapons only.

I would rather attempt to sell 111 crates in a (non-upgraded) Titan or Tug, solo, with enough Hydras flying around the lobby that it could be mistaken for an air show whose pilots think I have insulted their entire families.

Rear wheel drive, for your driving pleasure.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe it'll get fixed after a year like the Sandking.

 

Also I still kinda find it fun to drive and master how it is, but damn does it get annoying sometimes.

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Fennimoe

Ugh... $665.9mil

 

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enjoyingorc6742

The Grotti Brioso R/A

 

I hate this car. Really, really, really, really, hate it.

 

I don't hate other drivers in them.

I don't hate RL Fiat 500's.

I don't hate the stunt tracks that use them.

 

I would rather drive a Hotknife with flat tires and maxed engine-performance mods.

I would rather drive a stock Issi backwards.

I would rather drive a Dilettante that's been so horribly smashed that only 3 wheels reach the ground.

I would rather drive any car with chrome paint and bright dollar rims.

I would rather drive Dump, Mule, Camper, Journey, Barracks, Prison Bus, Rental Shuttle Bus or any other Pegasus-delivered unarmed land vehicle

I would rather vote for a motorcycle Stunt Race.

I would rather compete in any Stunt Race with customs off but boosts on.

I would rather join one of those Parkour scam-DMs.

I would rather attempt to complete Deliver EMP with a bunch of rank-10s that don't comprehend any language I can communicate in (nor could they understand each other).

I would rather attempt to complete the Maze Bank Survival with no armor or snacks with melee weapons only.

I would rather attempt to sell 111 crates in a (non-upgraded) Titan or Tug, solo, with enough Hydras flying around the lobby that it could be mistaken for an air show whose pilots think I have insulted their entire families.

"lets drive the new compact (promptly gets passed by the local rusty tractor while you are trying to not spin out when you turn)......this car is sh*t"

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DominusTaranis

Ugh... $665.9mil

 

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Buy. And eat snacks. One at a time.

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ash-274

Rear wheel drive, for your driving pleasure.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe it'll get fixed after a year like the Sandking.

 

Also I still kinda find it fun to drive and master how it is, but damn does it get annoying sometimes.

Real wheel drive is fine. It having invisible castors on those wheels along with (invisible) spiked tail from Carmageddon 2 that will make it spin out on flat ground, at a standstill, with the engine off that pi***s me off. Edited by RedDagger
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Growlmon

Real wheel drive is fine. It having invisible castors on those wheels along with (invisible) spiked tail from Carmageddon 2 that will make it spin out on flat ground, at a standstill, with the engine off that pi***s me off.

Well one way or another I've managed to somewhat master driving it and I've been comfortably beating fully customized blistas, issis, rhapsodys, and whatever the hell the smartcar was called because somehow I forget on Splits. There's this odd sense of satisfaction that comes with smoothly completing a lap with the Brioso without spinning out. Hell, even simply landing jumps at speed. It's definitely not impossible to drive, but damn do you have to be absurdly precise to drive it well. Edited by RedDagger
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SaltyGTAFMember

Well one way or another I've managed to somewhat master driving it and I've been comfortably beating fully customized blistas, issis, rhapsodys, and whatever the hell the smartcar was called because somehow I forget on Splits. There's this odd sense of satisfaction that comes with smoothly completing a lap with the Brioso without spinning out. Hell, even simply landing jumps at speed. It's definitely not impossible to drive, but damn do you have to be absurdly precise to drive it well.

Surprised people didn't like this car.

It has amazing quick turning like no other car in the game.

zi drive this car mostly because it's fun, well until you tip a side walk wrong

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Irish45455

I wish they'd change Entourage. Make it so you can't shoot the target unless all the bodyguards are dead. So sick of playing with retards who don't understand that we have to take out bodyguards then muff up the target. Seriously, monkeys flinging their own feces could do a better job than some of these birth defects.

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DominusTaranis

Well one way or another I've managed to somewhat master driving it and I've been comfortably beating fully customized blistas, issis, rhapsodys, and whatever the hell the smartcar was called because somehow I forget on Splits. There's this odd sense of satisfaction that comes with smoothly completing a lap with the Brioso without spinning out. Hell, even simply landing jumps at speed. It's definitely not impossible to drive, but damn do you have to be absurdly precise to drive it well.

Panto.

Infact, I'm about certain the Brioso, unmodded, about matches a fully modded Panto, as the trip to sell my Panto and the trip to mod my Brioso were quite similar.

 

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE QUOTES?! THEY SHOW UP ON MY EDIT THING. HALP.

It fix'd itself

 

 

Also, f*ck you Rockstar game services. I wanna play with my glitched money. How can I quit a session I never joined?

 

 

Cheetah secondary paint...what even do you do?

Helmet, stop removing yourself form my character. Speed Racer wears a f*cking helmet while racing. In a car. Stop it.

Stop putting a f*cking crew emblem on my f*cking car.

FIX THE f*ckING CREW EMBLEMS.

GIMME MORE CARS/TRUCKS THAT DON'T HAVE JUST FOUR WHEELS.(Elio Motors, trikes, etc)

GIMME MORE CARS/TRUCKS THAT BREAK MOLDS AND LOOK f*ckING AWESOME (Kia Mojave pickup concept)

 

f*ck.

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