Next DLC Speculation Thread (Part 5)

[MrThankUvryMuch]

SUPRA. DOM CLASSIC. ISSI CLASSIC. THIS ISNT REAL. why would I check this thread at 3 AM

[kasaGG]

So far.. slightly disappointed.

[VaderDaddy]

This may honestly be my favorite update ever. We've got a f*cking classic stang, a supra, what appears to be a Ford focus/fiesta type of rally car, an RS2000, and a f*cking Regera. Guys, I think I may actually be buying a shark card for this.

Edited March 20, 2018 by VaderDaddy

[septimoose]

I didn't know how much I needed that Classic Mini until I saw it. I used to own that car in real life, so I'm damn sure I'll be getting a couple of them!

[555-We-Tip]

The Hotring looks so cool.

[WildBrick142]

Vehicle descriptions

Caracara (Warstock Cache and Carry) = Your mom lied: size matters. And while we're at it, no one cares what you're like on the inside, money and power are the most important things in life, and naked, sociopathic aggression is demonstrably the best way to get ahead in everything you do. Now you've taken all that on board, your choice of vehicle has already been made. Welcome to the Caracara: time to hop in and spread the word.<br>~n~Please note: This vehicle can be modified at a Vehicle Workshop inside an Avenger or Mobile Operation Center.

Sea Sparrow (Elitas) = One day, and it's always sooner than you think, you're going to find yourself in a position where you need to stage an amphibious landing in a fragile miniature helicopter capable of firing off dozens of rounds a second. And you're going to look back at this moment, right now, and be very glad you made the right choice.<br>~n~This aircraft is excluded from Pegasus Lifestyle Management and must be stored in a personal hangar.

Entity XXR (Legendary Motorsport) = Sure, it makes sense for a nation of ultra liberal herring-lovers to lead the world in the manufacture of affordable flat-pack furniture. But just when you think you've got the measure of them, the Swedish go and produce a low-slung, heavyweight, pitilessly fast hypercar, and suddenly it's hard to sustain your prejudices when you're experiencing enough G-force to separate your face from your skull. Go figure.

Flash GT (Legendary Motorsport) = You know how it is. One moment you're driving to the store, the next you've succumbed to an overwhelming desire to tear some fresh holes in the asphalt. Your doctor says you need extensive psychiatric treatment, but at Vapid we understand that all you need is the right car. Specifically, one that's both a nimble little runner and a demented little hatchback that's forever on the edge of tearing itself into hot little pieces. Let the therapy begin.

GB200 (Legendary Motorsport) = The GB200 is an icon of that golden age of sports car design: a mid-engine, four-wheel drive rocket built with the power of a modern supercar and the handling, brakes and safety features of an angry dog. You can play it cool all you like: no matter how many times you take it over 100, the moment the turbo kicks in will have you clenching so hard you won't know if that was an ecstatic climax or a messy follow-through.

Jester Classic (Legendary Motorsport) = Dinka are famous for their hyperbikes and other suicide machines, but their legacy only has one name on it: the Jester Classic. They may have set out to make a sports GT, but they accidentally made the most iconic street racer ever to do a quarter mile with plenty of change out of ten seconds flat. It's still as beautiful as it ever was, it'll still eat you alive if you so much as flinch while you're behind the wheel, and you still wouldn't change a damn thing.

Taipan (Legendary Motorsport) = Human-led design is a thing of the past. This is what happens when you fire your R&D department and leave a supercomputer alone with a textbook on computational fluid dynamics and some provocative anime. End result: to drive a Taipan is to put yourself at the mercy of a ruthless, inhuman dedication to pure speed and improbable curves. Be afraid.

Tezeract (Legendary Motorsport) = Ladies and gentlemen, we have crossed the frontier. The motorcar has evolved. The first member of a new and alien species has arrived, and it does not come in peace. The Tezeract's only purpose is to wage a silent war of annihilation on anything else that dares to call itself a means of transport. As of now, there's a right side of history. Choose wisely.

Tyrant (Legendary Motorsport) = The Tyrant is a testament to human ingenuity. We're not sure who's more impressive: the team of engineers who've taken us as close as human beings can get to installing a gear stick and a steering wheel in the front of a hurricane, or the team of lawyers who got it classified as road legal. Take your pick.

Cheburek (Southern San Andreas Super Autos) = Don't be fooled by a lick of paint and polish: underneath the showroom finish the Cheburek is nothing but a lump of iron curtain that's been smelted down and hastily recast for the glories of the free market. As for the rumors that the exterior design was outsourced to a five-year-old with nothing but a crayon and a crippling hangover, we can only tell you that deregulated entrepreneurship is a wonderful thing and we support it 100%.

Dominator GTX (Southern San Andreas Super Autos) = Step one: take the best-looking muscle car the 60's ever saw, and introduce it to the greatest American supercar of the modern era. Step two: leave them alone in a quiet garage with a few dozen shots of high octane gas, plenty of axel grease and nothing else to do. Step three: the Dominator GTX is born, and it's hungry. When your pedigree is this damn good, there's nothing wrong with keeping it in the family.

Ellie (Southern San Andreas Super Autos) = Oversized, oversexed, overpowered and understeered, this is the car that joined cheap contraception and masturbatory guitar solos to form the unholy trinity of Baby Boom Americana. But before you reach for your vintage jacket and the sepia filter on your Snapmatic, be warned: this old dog has torn the limbs off braver hipsters than you...

Fagaloa (Southern San Andreas Super Autos) = Admit it. You took one look and assumed this was just a typical 50's station wagon - and you weren't wrong. But look again at the magnificent box styling, the stance so low you couldn't slide melted butter underneath it, the faint afterglow of casual bigotry, and ask yourself: where did it all go wrong, and fifty years later how the hell did we end up driving SUV's? It's not nostalgia. Things really were better.

Hotring Sabre (Southern San Andreas Super Autos) = You're either a Hotringer, or you're not, and here's how you tell. If your first instinct isn't to crack a beer on the radiator grille, polish the hood with a mouthful of spit, slap it on the rear fender, call it a "classy gal" and belch the national anthem, then you're not the target audience. On your way.

Issi Classic (Southern San Andreas Super Autos) = Sure, you could afford the latest Ocelot, or a vintage Enus - but you're not a show-off. You're just a slightly quirky, totally down-to-earth person looking for a way to tell everyone how slightly quirky and totally down-to-earth you are. Well, look no further, because for the last half-century the Issi Classic has been the closest thing on four wheels to screaming "I've got nothing to prove to anyone" in the face of every stranger you meet.

Michelli GT (Southern San Andreas Super Autos) = There's a lot of things the Lampadati Michelli does not have. Power steering, vacuum servos, air conditioning - all left on the shop floor. What it does have is a startling number of very angry horses under its hood, and given that it weighs about as much as a golf ball you can be sure of two things: first, it's really, really fast, and second, you're never going to look back.

Edited March 20, 2018 by WildBrick142

[Maeve]

The Micheli is a Lania Fulvia!!!!!

[Shrreder]

 

[Zader]

I see me a Fulvia, an RS200, and a Focus RS. I'm satisfied enough.

[Snoopbr]

[FelipeSCCP]

Why the Jester Classic is a Sports Classic?

[UncleNiHao]

The old mustang is called Ellie?

 

I'm guessing that's in reference to the classic Mustang from Gone in 60 Seconds being called Eleanor.

[0wn996]

This may honestly be my favorite update ever. We've got a f*cking classic stang, a supra, what appears to be a Ford focus/fiesta Hyundai i20 type of rally car, an RS100 RS200, and a f*cking Regera Agera R. Guys, I think I may actually be buying a shark card for this.

 

Corrected that for you

[FelipeSCCP]

IDK if this one is based on a Alfa Romeo or not.

[Maeve]

 

IDK if this one is based on a Alfa Romeo or not.

Lancia Fulvia

[REXX]

Flash is sexy AF!!!!!

[VaderDaddy]

 

This may honestly be my favorite update ever. We've got a f*cking classic stang, a supra, what appears to be a Ford focus/fiesta Hyundai i20 type of rally car, an RS100 RS200, and a f*cking Regera Agera R. Guys, I think I may actually be buying a shark card for this.

Corrected that for you

thanks, my hype is mostly for the supra and the stang at the moment, so I f*cked up a LOT in that post

[MeisterJazz]

 

Just like that goodbye buzzard lol

[WildBrick142]

The DLC's name is "SA Super Sport Series"

 

(or "mpassault" if we're going by dlc pack names)

[WillProx]

 

wait... is that polish fiat 125p? LOL

This is a VAZ 2106. Was very popular in russia 5-6 years ago because of the cheapness. Sold one with my father like a decade ago.

[Dacelo]

I wish the Flash didn't have the WRC bodykit on it by default

And that it wasn't Vapid or based off a focus/fiesta because the GTA SA Flash was an old Civic. Oh well. Nice to get more rally cars I guess.

[Shadowfennekin]

Sea Sparrow, f*ck yeah!

 

Everything else, meh....

I'm waiting on a sale for the Sea Sparrow though.... unless it's less than 2 million. I'm not paying 3 mil for a aircraft without weapons, that's just f*cking stupid

[WildBrick142]

Sea Sparrow, f*ck yeah!

 

Everything else, meh....

I'm waiting on a sale for the Sea Sparrow though.... unless it's less than 2 million. I'm not paying 3 mil for a aircraft without weapons, that's just f*cking stupid

Actually, you can customize it and give it weapons.

 

You can add a machine gun.

 

 

 

Or rockets.

Edited March 20, 2018 by WildBrick142

[kasaGG]

Did they really put the Aventador rear into that weird Supercar? >.>

[TheSkidKid]

Is no one talking about that f*cking Supra?????!!!

 

[Giantsgiants]

Sea Sparrow, f*ck yeah!

 

Everything else, meh....

I'm waiting on a sale for the Sea Sparrow though.... unless it's less than 2 million. I'm not paying 3 mil for a aircraft without weapons, that's just f*cking stupid

The Sea Sparrow is weaponized though. You can add machine guns and/or rockets. (Don't know if you can have both at the same time.)

[MARINA]

Can someone pretty please send me the vehicle.meta, handling.meta and carvariations.meta files? I want to decipher the vehicle flags, downforce and possible charles only modifications for the appreciation threads

[0wn996]

I'm slightly worried that there's no new interiours being leaked.

Does that mean no additional garage space?

 

I'm getting nervous!

I see at least 10 cars i like, and with currently 0 slots available in my garages that gives me 10 problems...

[WildBrick142]

Is no one talking about that f*cking Supra?????!!!

 

We are. or have been.

 

Pics of all the cars were posted like half an hour ago...

[Collibosher]

 

 

wait... is that polish fiat 125p? LOL

This is a VAZ 2106. Was very popular in russia 5-6 years ago because of the cheapness. Sold one with my father like a decade ago.

 

Those are known as "Lada" around here for some reason? I've never heard anyone referring to theme as "VAZ"